Kangaroo Golf Match 4

That’s balls of steel for jetti. Yo, wait. Quick. Yo yo yo, show that. What is going on right now, bro? How am I supposed to trip with that going on? How can we play like this? How am I supposed to put with that going on? All right, we’re here at Franklin Park William J. Divine Golf Course. Owen is in the purple jacket because he won the last match from Granite Lynx. Ethan, go ahead and take your hat off and show the new dew. This man is coming for Cheddy’s crown with the best lettuce. Teddy’s going to start us off going first. Ethan and I will flip for who goes next. All right, let me just just a quick announcement. Ezra’s sick right now. He’s doing the Michael Jordan flu game. He doesn’t have his best, but I’ll see. My my my B game is enough to beat them, so I’m not worried. But I’ve been I’ve been in all week. I’m Oh my god. They’re going to stay away from me. Jesus Christ. Shout out to NG behind the camera. Let’s go. Owen’s younger brother, NGolfs. Hey, if you like the new hats, we got this, the grape juice kangaroo hat. Go ahead and get one at kangaroo-golf.com. They’re for sale now. And don’t forget to like and sub like and subscribe. Like and subscribe. Like and subscribe. All right, today we’re playing a 7hole match. Starting off on a 386 yard par4. I’m ripping driver. I’m keeping that keeping that purple jacket today. Nice shot. Nice shot. It’s going deep down there. Good shot. Nice. Ripping big dog. Little low on the face. That’s fine. safe. All right. All right. Looks like it’s a pretty forgiving first hole. Ethan’s the only one that’s played this hole. This course. No, he played it. Oh, you They both played it. I have not. Um I really like my chances in this game. Uh these guys, they think my club head speed is a little lower right now. It’s always low. So, I’ve been bedridden. But I I came out I came out hot in that first drive. No way. Ezra, what’s up? I’m going to have to borrow your wedges. Why you you forgot your wedges? When I was transferring them. Oh my god. Are they in my car? No. Oh, I swear I put them in. What do you need? 54. Dude, I swear I put the What do you need? Yeah. 50. A 50. Dude, this is Wait, you want a 50°? No, I need a 50°. Oh, well, what do you what do you put in? I dude, here. What do you want right now? I was going to use a 50, but I’ll get you a 50. Here, that’s all right. I’ll use this. No, it’s fine cuz I’m going to be I was You want a 50 there? Yeah. All right. We got 110 yards downwind. Sit. Let’s get me doing it. Dude, I cannot. Yo, now I’m playing caddy for you, dude. Bro, this is crazy. You wanted a 50° out of that out of that, right? I sold I told you no. Dude, this is crazy. How do you forget your wedges? I swear I put them in. Ethan literally was at my house earlier trading clubs out from my garage and I guess he didn’t put wedges in his bag. Oh my god. No, Ethan forgot his wedges, dude. Dead ass again. When did this happen before? All right, I got 100 yards. Out drove the boys by pretty good margin. Get down. Oh, that’s pretty me. Maybe a little long. All right, the boys are in there tight. I have 120 downwind. I have 50. Big time short. Low Teddy. Low Chetty. Broward’s going to be scrambling for par on the first hole. Looks like Cheddy with a good look for birdie from right here. Yo, there’s a lot of wind. Add it. Add it. Inner. Oh, look at that check, bro. That was with a good That was so skull. I was going to say that. No, that was No, it was that was thin, but it’s one of those thin ones where you get a lot of the grooves on it. Good. It was good. Did anyone check how many miles per hour the wind was? Yeah. 15. This is more than 15. 15. With gust of 30. 30. Yeah, it’s gusts of 30. 15. Yo, take off your hat so we can see in your lettuce how much the wind is blowing. Dude, that’s significant. All right, that letty is chopped. Well, stand right there while I’m putting again, dude. Like you need a 6T radius. Got to see that one. Hit it with Come on, bro. Course par. What? What? Doesn’t look like much. Might go a little left. Bro, stop standing so close. Come on. Who am I? Let’s go, Bernie. Bro, come on. Let’s go. Roast beef. Jordan Bethan. How’s your mother? Yo, how did that break right? That did break. I thought it was breaking right. How did that break right? I don’t know. Cheddar scrambling. Scramble king. Lucky shot. Wow. Scramble. Uh 330. All right, we’re on to a 330 yard par4. Uh with fescue about 220, so you got to carry it. Oh, [ __ ] me. That’s in the [ __ ] Oh, that should be good. Did that get to the car path? I don’t know, but it’s going to have a really good angle. What’d you get? Yo, my cousin. No, like you want you want to be on the left side, I assume, right? Let me see the bag tag. Dude, that’s sick. There’s a smaller one. Show this. That’s actually kind of lit. Are we going to cut it out? Can you I’m pretty sure it’s 3D printed. It is 3D printed. That going to carry? I’m not trying to carry. I’m trying to be short. Oh, you went short. I took a four. I can’t tell where the pin is at. Is it way back? No, I see it. It’s kind It’s back. But are you sure it’s in the back? It’s like right off the left left of that traffic sign of that crosswalk sign. Yeah. I can’t tell if that’s in the front or back. It’s back. It’s a blue pin. You sure it’s blue? Color coded blue. All right. Can I have your 50°? [Music] All right. We’re at a live golf event. We got music going on in the background. We got 125. Got to go. Go off. Off the right. Bad kick. If you pull this off, this will be pretty cool. Go high. No, I I would go between. Hit the rock, dude. Did he do it? Oh, wow. one. I know that you Yo, I know you didn’t catch that how you wanted. That thing came out high on the face. 70 yards. Little bit of green to work with. Should be money. It stops. Yeah. Good. I got to go up and down here. M just barely made it over the rock. Had a nice up and down on the last. See if we can do it again. Stop the music right when I hit music. All right. Apologies for the background noise, guys. This is pretty wild. Live golf. Now I know. Now I know how those pigeons suck. Those pigeons. All right, go ahead. You’re up, bro. I got to putt breaking about 2 ft, right? See if I can knock this down for par. Dude, that thing is bouncy, bro. It’s a little bit of work. Bull crap. I’ll tap. You’re going to tap, bro. What? Bro. Oh my god. Oh my god. Chetty. Balls of steel for Chetty. All right. Oh my god. I got a little mter for bird here. Yo, what the Yo. Yo. Okay. Wait. Quick. Yo. Yo. Yo. Show that. What is going on right now, bro? How am I supposed to trip with that going on? How can we play like this? How am I supposed to pop with that going on? [Music] Holy work. Ranger is waiting for us on the next hole. I’ll finish up. We should ask them. What the What is going on? I can’t, bro. I I We got to leave. I want to get off this hole, bro. What if he fell? All right. Car cheesy. Parthonon Rose bean finding the edge of the cup. Get me off this. All right, let’s get out of here. All right, 420 yard par4 uphill into the wind. Really need a good drive here to have a good chance right now. Now we got turkeys. [Music] Jesus. So bad. Go. It’s like we’re playing at a [ __ ] surface. We are My driver has been brutal recently. Left, but it’s fine. Long ways in. [Music] [Applause] Good shot. I got 133 playing uphill like seven yards. A lot of wind straight back into I think I’m going to play like a 150 shot. Dude, is this even going to get there? What’s your number? It’s 133, but it’s like 7 yards uphill. I think I got to play this low. I’m going to go low eight. Oh, sit, sit, sit, sit. It might be okay actually. 125. Dude, is it really into or is it just down? I mean, is it just left? I think it’s I think it’s into and left, but I probably played for too much hurt. All right, I got 125. I’m going to play a hard pitching wedge. Hope it gets there. [Music] Flared it. Flare City from Cheddy. Cheddy hasn’t picked up a club in a couple weeks. So, they both miss left. Yeah. Doors open is what you’re telling me. Doors open. Oh, short. All right. All right, boys. I suck right now. I just flared that pitching wedge. Let’s see if I can make this trick tricky up and down. Play it high. Bro, what the man? All right. Make a bowl. It’ll work. That’ll work. You missing the best spot. I I played the wrong club. I I’ve got I’ve got this whole ridge to deal with. [Music] Did someone say mint? That was actually a really tough shot. It was. [Music] Dude, come here. Actually, come here. Where was it? This ass doesn’t move. I don’t know what to tell you. It is kind of crazy actually. Wow. It actually doesn’t move. Bro, slow down. Shetty, you forgot how to play golf. Shetty is is nearly out of this match already. Cheddy is out. What? Cheddy went to college and forgot how to play golf. This is why you got to drop out of school. Six, bro. Get Cheddy to drop out of college. Oh my god. Yo, can you guys help Cheddy drop out of college? You need him full time with Kangaroo so he can start playing real. You want this out, Cheddy? Yes, please. Doesn’t matter. He ain’t going to make this. [Music] Oh, all right. Nice seven. Hey, we’ve seen Ethan make a seven. Yeah, dude. There’s no shame in it. Yo, take it from Chhatty. No shame in it. I think it’s you, Ethan. I think so, too. All right, we got this putt for par. Chad, help me. [Music] Five bogey. I got this to take the lead. See if I can save par here. How does that not break left? All right. Oh my god. I was walking that in. Dude, that didn’t break at all. If anything, it broke the other way. Really? You didn’t shave? Yeah. Oh my god. Two weeks, bro. I had a full beard this morning. Jesus. All right, gear up. We got a 187 yard. I got a piss. Part three. Can I go piss in the trees? It’s into the wind. I think I’m just going to roast go pee right here. I think I’m going to roast a five iron here. Into the wind. I think I’m going to play this at 195. You know what? It’s like a right to left. I’m just going to right to left. I’m just going to sling a uh I’m going to sling a sixiron in there. Jesus, guy. You nuked or what? Dude, you’ll see. I’m playing a low slinger. Ride the wind. Let me talk. It’s going to bounce on the front front of the green and then roll in the bunker, buddy. No. Nice, bro. I didn’t catch that clean at all. That was Take honor. Oh my god, bro. I didn’t even have a mic. Idiots. Cheddy coming fresh off of a Cheddaddy. And it’s showing. Can we get a shout out to Chetty comments? Oh, what do you got? Rose bean. Go in. Rose bean. E. Damn. What’ you take? Five iron. Dude, I’m telling you, the way I was playing it was the move. It just I just caught it. Towy Mike. I got to go to one. Let’s just see what we can do. [Applause] I really suck. I really suck. Don’t go to college, kids. It’s actually a perfect miss. Um, caught it a little towy, but pretty simple up and down. Yeah, that’s pretty good. Uh, rolled out a little more than I wanted to. Fine. Decent look for par. Cheddward knows one thing. Adam not make bounce back. He’s going to make this putt. Sure. Teddy knows one thing. Break, dude. What is this? I I saw the same thing on the last one. I was like, where’s the brake? What is this place? All right, buffer birdie. had in her mouth. Rose Keith. Wow. Didn’t even have it in. How’s your mother? Can we relax on the swears, guys? Yeah. Like, you want me to have to bleep every single thing out? You’re creating a lot more work for me. All right. Ethan just made bird. I got to toast this in for par. I didn’t say anything there. Not a good uh not a great look off of that chip. And that breaks a ton. Jeez. All right, Boie. Back to backs. Two over. Ethan’s at even. Cheddward has this for bogey to stay in it. Cheddar. Cheddar nails. Nails. Cheddy. He’s locked in. Cheddy nails. See the the car path the the walk path like right up there over there. So it’s completely blind. Yeah. You can’t see [ __ ] You’re positive. Look it up yourself. Do your own homework. No, I’m not going to I don’t trust you. Study. Actually, I don’t trust you. Fine. All right. That is not the direction, but you can find it. So, I’m going right over this path. Yes, that’s correct. Yes. I’m trusting you. Yeah, that’s perfect. Great shot. That was nuked, dude. Let’s go, Cheddy. Get back in this race. Come on, Chetty. Little pulled, but I think that’s fun. All right, we got like 80 yards. I have a pitching wedge cuz I forgot my wedge. Is this good? All right, now I will need a wedge. All right, got 100 yards here. Or sorry, 86 into the wind. Playing at 100. I lost it in the air over the green. Checks out. Nick has been running back and forth. We’ve only got one cameraman, Nick. So, dude is running all over the place. All right, let me get my number here. Door is now open with Ethan. Not in a good spot. 63 yards. If I can skip one back there. Sit now. Check up in the rough. What? Oh, I have no fuel right now. All right, I have this impossible shot. I don’t even know if you can hear me. Ball’s buried. Dude, I couldn’t. Dude, got to get up and down for fogy. Stop. Not a very good hole. Yeah. [Music] All right. Looks like I just rolled through. I think I’m going to putt this though. Like distracting you. [Music] [Applause] [Music] Stop. Stop. Oh, wow. Got this for bogey. [Music] Roast beef. That is does work, bro. That’s bad. You got that for double. This could be a This could be a three shot swing. I mean shoot. I mean shoot. Is it you or me? Yeah. Chad road is blow up city. [Music] Nails. All right, we save the six. Nice. All right, so you’re in for double. Yeah. Two over. I got this for par. So this ties us up. [Applause] [Music] [Applause] Wa. I can’t get a read right now. I’m just misreading everything. You’re out on this board. All right, boys. I’m in the lead with two over. I am three over. Ethan is two over. Owen is what? Are you six over? Seven over. No, more than that. Something high. A lot. You want me to go or you want to go? I’m going to go, dude. It’s my honor. What do you mean, dude? Uh, Cheddy took my honor. Yeah, that’s just Cheddy has no respect. Neither Neither of you guys have any respect. True. There’s no respect for There’s just no respect. All right, we’re going off of like a launch pad right here. This thing is slim. [Music] As I say that, I pull it left. Is that Ethan or me or you? Oh, that’s fine. Why don’t they play like Taylor Swift or something? Oh. Oh, that’s fine. Chilling. It’s going to have to go over that bunker. Even better. Yeah, I’m gonna have to go over the bunker, though. [Music] That club slipped out of my hands. It’s actually a great miss. Join me. That might be gone. No, that’s fine. It’s where I am. It’s deceiving how like it is. Yeah, it is. just died. I’m all right. I’m all right. I’m all right. Bro, how am I supposed to swing with that on mad distracting? Sit. Get a kick. All right. I think I’m putting all right. I got 130 into the wind. Fly or lie, I got nine iron. Please don’t be in the bunker. 107 into the wind. a full 50 degree here. It’s gonna come out either This is either going to come out dead or hot. I think that should be good. [Music] That should be close, I think. Looks like I I got about 5T for bird. Ethan’s got this for bird. Ethan’s up one stroke on me right now. Sit. Oh, there is some beef stroen off on that ball. Knock it in is that the first positive remark I’ve heard out of Ethan and dude I’m all all the matches we’ve had you’re rooting for me dude that’s a good man where’s the cutthrow competition since you’re rooting for me bro we’re friends bro yeah but I had I haven’t heard a positive comment out of you took four matches just feeling good today nice day out I don’t care bro two strokes swing right here. Just don’t miss short. I want I want you toasted. I want You’re going to be down by NG’s feet. Oh, there it is. There it is. That’s That’s what I wanted. All right. This is just outside the cup. Flip out so hard. Bird. Wow. All right. Now, Ethan to take to to tie to keep a two shot. Why would I want to lead? I want to be like Tommy Fleewood. I’d rather be chasing somebody than be chased. All right. Oh, we’re both at three over par. No, I think over two over two. Sorry. Excuse me. Two over part. Ethan’s going to the porta potty for some reason. Dude doesn’t know how to just use a tree, I guess. Where are we going? Where? We’re going over here. Oh, we’re heading this way. No. What? No. 389 part four. This is the final hole. Ethan and I are tied up at two over. Shetty is kind of just toast right now. Do you know where you’re going, Ezra? No. The green in front of you is not the hole. Wait, what? No, it goes way way to the right. What am I going over these trees? No, you’re going like at the green side bunker of that green. Do I want to miss left or right? Right is [ __ ] Trees. Where am I going? Like at the bunker. The right bunker. Yes. But where do I miss? Left. Left. Oh, okay. Clearly. So, I’m just going to the green. Yeah, but that’s not the hole. I know. Okay. But that’s where I’m going at. Yes. Correct. All right. So, it’s come to my attention that green is not the hole. That’s not the hole. But that’s my aim point. Yes. Correct. This is bizarre. Oh, you’re dead. Sorry. Is that going to open up? You’re dead. What? You’re in the trees, bro. It doesn’t open up. I told you miss left. You’re right. I’ll hit a provisional. That’s perfect. I just don’t think you know what I’m saying. Yeah, it’ll be close. Go ahead. Provisional. My first one was a vice 4. This is vice 3. Should be good. That’ll clear it. Yeah. Should we find out? Yeah. This is vice three. So, this is my second one. Yeah. I’m saying, can you play that? Yeah, that’s three up the tea. Yeah, but what if it’s a red stick? You’re saying you still You can always play him. You can always go back. You can always go back. I got 150 and a divot. See what happens. And [ __ ] wor it. All right, we got 150 into the wind. That’s fine. Pin high left. Yeah, that’s a good shot. Heads up, guys. Uh, all I can do right now is punch. Holy dust. All right, let’s see if I can hold out from there. All right, 88 yards. Need to get up and down at a minimum. [Music] Should be mint. That good. That should should seal it up. Am I going to put a mark on it? Well, he’s got to I got to toup two that. I mean, I got I got this for sex. You got to drain it and I got to put it. You want to just knock it? Yeah, I’ll just go. part easy. Damn, Aaron. Aaron T-shot just ruined it. I won’t shake your hand out of sick. Well, unless you want to get sick. I’m not elbowing you, dude. What is this garbage? Yes, Cheddy. Cheddy, Cheddy, you’re going to be You’re You don’t want this. Chetty doesn’t care. Champ. Cheddy will be parting ways with the purple jacket. Cheddy, what do you have to say? How sad are you to be parting ways with this? This thing went through the ringer when I had his. He was partying at college, going out at night with that purple jacket on. Couldn’t miss getting girls when you walking around with that purple jacket on. Now Ethan’s going to try his luck with it. Go ahead and crown the new champ. Kangaroo Golf match number four, Ethan Curtis. Let’s do it. Winning on the final hole, the best Ezra Berg when they were tied up on the seventh. Wow, that new mullet is really doing wonders for him. You hate to see it. We’ll be back again in two weeks. Maybe next week. We’re thinking about moving these matches a bit more frequently, doing them every week. No postgame interview, but that’s all right. Two over. We’ll see. Two over was enough to win it today. Cheddy, are we going to see a uh are we going to see a bounce back in the next match? Yeah, I got to do something. Go to the range. Something just got to stop partying. Two weeks off doesn’t doesn’t do you any good. He’s drinking too much water at these parties. Dude’s been partying a little too hard and not showed on the course. Guys, we’ll see you next time. Thank you for tuning in. Don’t forget to like and subscribe if you haven’t already. Uh, kangaroo golf match coming next in two weeks. We’ll see you.

Kangaroo Golf takes on William J. Devine Golf Course for Match Number 4! Will Owen defend his Purple Jacket? Or will Ezra and Ethan win it back?

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  1. Devine is a great track, but easily the loudest, most distracting golf course I've ever played. Any given afternoon, there can be 3 separate block parties going on around the course, plus motorcycles and scooters. Boston needs to control it somehow. Would love to see the boys play Fresh Pond in Cambridge next, it's in solid condition this time of year.

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