BOB DOZE SPORTS WOULDN’T DO IT! SO WE DID! 9 HOLE 1V1. LOSER DOES STAND UP COMEDY.

MIKE AND TODD ARE PLAYING THE BACK 9 T0DAY, WINNER GETS A GOLF GALAXY GIFT CARD, LOSER MUST DO A STAND UP COMEDY SET! WE’LL ACTUALLY STICK TO OUR WORD. STAY AROUND TIL THE END TO SEE THE LOSER DO HIS SET.
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No, that’s the road. Boom. [Applause] I’m done. [Music] Holy [ __ ] Welcome back to another Out of the Park sports video. We’ve got two golfers feeling the pressure. They have to do an open mic standup comedy show in front of a real crowd. We got Michael and we’ve got Todd. Whoever loses is going to have a hard time. Try not to talk for once. Thought I was the problem. Excited. If we lose, can we just race? I’m down with that. No, I haven’t played in like 2 months, man. To be honest with you, I played Call of Duty last night. Todd, how are you feeling about this right now? Nervous? Nervous? Are you actually nervous? Yeah. I want to do no stand up and go to witness connection if I lose. I’ll put my nuts all over his drum set. White guy between the age of 25 and 35. Oh yeah. You know, I just learned that a lot of the situations in that movie were real. Like him putting the nuts on his drum set and stuff. He had a stepbrother that was really particular about his drum set and stuff. No. It’s on the other side of those trees over there to the right. Damn good drive, Todd. Not really. But it’s all right. Safe. At least it’s safe. Good shot. You better have You better have 18 shots ready. Take a bullet in here. Every [ __ ] hole over there like God. You threw him in there. [Music] Oh god. That’s what daddy needed. [ __ ] me. Matt, hop on in, bud, with with the camera. Come on. Where you at? Over here. There should be I’m thinking I’m taking drop over here. That’s two clubs. That’s one big ass club. I’ll take it though. Oh [ __ ] Oh [ __ ] Nice. Oh man, that was a cool trick. But that was sick, dude. I thought you spit out. You see it roll around top of that black thing? I’m going over this bunker. I got this. Dude, you know what the crazy thing is? Is 90 yards, man. This was a perfect sand wedge for me yesterday. Oh [ __ ] Damn. A little farther to the right than I wanted it to be. I think we should give him a drop somewhere in the sand. Yeah, we’ll do a drop there. Yeah, we’ll I’ll play nice. That’s not That’s BS right there, dude. That thing. As much as that was rolling, I think that was out. We all agree he would have come out. You guys want to give him a relief off the grass then? Closet. That’s up to you, Mike. Stop, [ __ ] Stop, [ __ ] God. No, that works. That works for you. Holy [ __ ] dude. Over shoot that [ __ ] ball. It’s going to roll down. Good. But oh, maybe no. Reminds me of a certain hole in a pup. Oh man. Oh [ __ ] Too hard. No, not hard enough. I knew I knew I was going to be scared. Nice play. That was seven. Eight. It’s not that bad. Stroke behind. Oh, that was a hard green. I hope he go like this. That was a hard green. I’m setting my score in. Sorry. Random [ __ ] We got to put our score. Did you write it down? I’d already I’m going to do it on the screen. But here you go, man. Get the hell off that. I’m so used to riding with you, Todd. He was still going. All right, Todd. You got the barely. I got barely got the lead right now. Got a one stroke lead. It don’t Hey, it don’t matter if you stroke limit or what. As long as you’re up by one, you’re up by one. That That plus one prevents you from having to [ __ ] go to stand up. Get some pressure off. Hopefully. Better lock in on that putt. When I tell you, I told you that putting was going to [ __ ] kill you. I’m scared to go over the bat. Four putts. I know that was that was a hard green though. Yeah. Hopefully that’s the hardest green we play all day. I would have been scared to play that. This see this whole thing is wrong. My younger brother talked the older brother into doing some dumb [ __ ] It’s supposed to be the other way around. Oh, you son of a Keep me in it, daddy. Keep me in it. God [ __ ] damn it. Car path. I tried to tell him to hit that [ __ ] in the beginning. Since when did we get the Happy Gilmore commentary along with it? I’m trying not to make it for you here. Sorry. Good shot. Good shot. Woo! I might have [ __ ] up the first hole, but I’ll take that one. Awesome. That’s what I come back for right there. Tie this [ __ ] You knew I was going to [ __ ] up on a wet hole. Water hole. Remember, if you guys club your club in the sand, it’s a It goes a good [ __ ] head. Good job. Cleaned it. Good job. We still got you one point on you, though. So, that’s okay. But he just don’t choke in the sand. You [ __ ] blade that ball in the sand. balls right here, but it just falls over. No, no, it went way up. Yeah, it actually took the cart path and skimmed over. Good. Sit. I don’t know where it went. Oh, I heard water. That was sand going in the water. It hit the tree. Yeah, I also heard water. I just sand going in the water. Like, what the [ __ ] It’s going to be a good tie cuz there’s no No, I’m already dropped in the water twice. Yeah, tie. God damn it. Hey, safe is the word we can use for that. [Music] Sit, baby. Sit. Par, baby. Good shot. Par. Woo. Might looked bad in the beginning. Pulled it off in the end. Jesus Christ, Todd. You bring this animal, dude. That was killer. That was a nice save out of the bunker. Yeah. You don’t get far as often, Mike. No, I don’t. See what the does. I’m feel great right now. Hey, if he gets two drops at all, he needs to. Guess what? He can be right back up there with you. You can get that. You can be [ __ ] get it. Yeah, but my dick’s bigger. That does add like two points. You’re right. But his truck’s bigger, so that adds the other two points on. No, that’s the road. Oh, that’s a broken windshield. Take my molly. I’ll go ahead and take it now. Whatever. I got to play it. When I get it down there, he fit your driver. See, look. Mine ain’t much better. I’m not that bad. No, he’s good. Right there with you. See without me. [Laughter] This is going to be a long hole. [ __ ] 7030. This is going to [ __ ] today. Good shot, Todd. Shot. Oh, sit down. Look at you. Watch it come back. Oh, it was slightly It’s still rolling. Is it moving? Yes. No, it’s not. No. Yeah, it’s sitting. Come on, man. [ __ ] Oh, she’s not going to stop. She’s dead, [ __ ] Oh, there she goes. Oh, it went one more time. [Music] Oh, [ __ ] He was right. Not that much. Oh man, it breaks really hard that way. We’re on the same stroke. [Music] So my daughter’s Jesus Christ was making this little rose thing for her boyfriend getting golf balls and [ __ ] like that. She’s like, “Dad, come with me.” Yeah. [ __ ] sucking golf. Some kind of golf. I need you all to do better though cuz this team’s on hot on our ass. Whites. That’s blue. Is it? Yeah, that’s white. I got him back here. [Music] Oh my god. What the hell? What a lucky [ __ ] In the road again. [Music] One. Nice. [Music] Not when I do stuff like that. Not when I do stuff like that. That’s out of bounds, ain’t it? No. Well, [ __ ] me. There it goes. It went straight. It’s going to be okay. I wanted to go. God damn it. Now he’s on his fifth. Now I hit the [ __ ] ball into a tree. Poor [ __ ] Dude, there you go. [ __ ] [Applause] Not hard enough. He told me harder than I did earlier. I didn’t do that. Listen, slow down. Oh my god. We got time. We’re getting time. We do. [ __ ] Sit. Sit. Roll. Roll. Sit. Who gives a [ __ ] No. Pow, man. That’s eight. Smells like dead fish over here. Did you get laid last night? That’s a great That’s awesome. Make you buy more furniture more often. You guys have tied that hole, dude. He’s taking forever. I know. He’s taking forever. I told him, don’t rush your shot, but you need to get your [ __ ] clothes ready. You know what I mean? I don’t give a [ __ ] about nobody’s feelings. I can tell you that. This is a content driven video. I don’t give a [ __ ] about your feelings. Anybody need water or anything? No. How you feeling? You feeling rushed with all this? Yes. I understand that. Well, I didn’t think you’re swinging or swinging away and ain’t about to try. If it makes you feel better, those guys back there are taking forever, too. Getting it up to the [ __ ] three. Uh, who went first that last hole? That’s who goes first again. I thought he did cuz he went out of bounds. He’s right. I did cuz I won that par three. What? I’m guess I’m not working there. [ __ ] That’s a [ __ ] I’ll take that. That’s not that deep in the sand. [ __ ] [ __ ] Better in the sand. In the sand, baby. I take a brack right there. Ain’t much [ __ ] better. You’re not hitting that. Almost got my tatas on that shot. I was talking in your back swing. God damn. I’m done. Hey, what club did you need? A seven. Get mad at it. Do that the first time. Love it. That’s a stroke. I hit the sand. You’re on your fifth hit. You’re on your sixth hit. Where they set my other club at down now? Right here. Boy, that shit’s hard, dude. I mean soft 4T. Why? [ __ ] That’s out of bounds. No, it’s not. I see it. That’s on the backyard. Wow. Wait. Shit’s bed. Just [ __ ] It’s on video. You’re the best caddy ever. I’m not even caddy. Where did it go? You’re good. Hard [ __ ] to hit that damn thing in a ditch. Evan, you hit five into the fairway and you hit it out of bounds. Okay, it was six out of bounds. Okay, that’s I was confused. I thought it was five out of bounds. [ __ ] [ __ ] Okay, I already know I’m going to hit stroke limit. So, yeah, continue on him. Did hit hard enough. That’s what she said. No pressure. We got up there. Slope down, baby. Oh. Holy [ __ ] Wow. Keeping my two-stroke lead, [ __ ] It’s only two strokes. It’s It’s close. Whatever it is, it’s it’s four to three strokes right now. I need to hit my [ __ ] iron. Good job, Todd. Good job, Todd. I can’t [ __ ] park. Yeah, we’ll get there by Christmas. Oh no. Oh, that’s the worst bunker to be in. Oh no. Oh my god. That’s I hit there when I played here too, Todd. One time. That’s You got to go backwards. You got to go backwards. There’s no chance of going forward there. I got to find my ball. I’m out here somewhere, Jen. It’s over here somewhere. I think I went shallow. I can’t see, but I’m right there by the same pit. What? Good shot, Todd. You did. That was great, Todd. You left the sand and welcome to the sand. No wonder you were laughing. I couldn’t see that from here. You went to the other camp. That was No, dude. That was the best back I ever seen. Let me Let me show you where you hit. I see that was amazing. I see the divot way back there. No, dude. You hit that [ __ ] divot. It landed right here and back’s gone down. Oh, it slowed down more. [ __ ] And for five. [ __ ] I keep getting too soft for six. Dude, what is this [ __ ] [ __ ] God, can you tie the hole? No. We [ __ ] the [ __ ] bed. Yeah. [ __ ] dude. Holy [ __ ] You son of a [ __ ] Todd, how do you do? Straight down the fairway. Walk a shame. When you suck at golf, you have should have to walk it. That’s how I’m going to do it. Just like that. Come on, baby. Get out of there at least. Yeah. Thanks, man. Par five on his fifth shot. Sound like Squidward. [ __ ] you. Are you serious? [ __ ] Great practice shots and then you hit it like really soft right there. Come on, baby. You’re on six. Get me back up there. I don’t think you touched it. I don’t think I did either. Todd Broski. I’m surprised he didn’t [ __ ] that up. He’s leaning over too much. It needs to get closer to the ball. He’s not trying to He’s trying to go over that sand. It’s not going to work. [ __ ] That was actually pretty good. Sounded good. Stay out sand. It’s in the sand. Stay out sand. Oh no. My third hit. Oh no. Oh [ __ ] He’s on his fourth hit. He’s looking really good right now. Is this it? I just want to get close. [Music] Bogey. Holy [ __ ] Cuz I got 10 and he got six, right? Yeah. Yeah. I think I want to recount on that hole cuz I don’t think I hit stroke on it. Two holes. Then you hit again and you went the same. Oh, I know. I was just I know I’m just talking. It’s close right now. Even if it’s tied or still close [ __ ] game. You didn’t hit you were on nine stroke. [ __ ] I swear when that ball hit, I seen him swerve a little bit. I swear it. He was like, see? Yeah, that’s what I felt. And I don’t know. It could be my eyes playing jumps on me. I got it on video. You can play [ __ ] golf today. I do have my golf clos. Don’t [ __ ] around, [ __ ] What are you talking about? Tied or once drilled apart. I mean Oh, yeah. This is This is tight. This is exactly what we want right here. Not what I want. This is what Oh, that’s what you [ __ ] want. This is what our feeling. I want to be up by five. Hey, he goes up one point, you’ll see him in the cart, one leg out, buddy. Just This is what our 54 subscribers want. We want goddamn 55 subscribers after this. All right. 55. That’s crazy. Oh, come on. Where’d he go? I just changed that. Good shot. Holy [ __ ] Oh [ __ ] Way to even the [ __ ] playing field there, Todd. I really needed you to [ __ ] to bed there, buddy. [ __ ] green. Oh my. I screwed that up. Nice. Let’s not go over here. Still slopes off that way. What the [ __ ] Oh, I hit the [ __ ] ground before it. God damn it. Oh, holy [ __ ] Holy [ __ ] Oh my god. God damn. You better get your five minutes of your [ __ ] jokes, buddy. Hey, hey, stay. You trying to like just meet right up next to me every time. Go right ahead. You’re closer for a double here. Oh no, he left himself a little more too for a six. Oh, the pressure was insane right there. Yes, I felt it, dude. I felt it. Felt the ground shaking. Last [ __ ] hole. Tie tie. Holy [ __ ] [ __ ] Holy holy. This is it, boys. Right now, it comes down to this. We got a tie game. Hole number 18. Winner gets a $500 Golf Galaxy gift card. Loser has to do standup comedy. But we’re here at Mystic Dunes. It all comes down to this right here. Did you want me recording? You’re lying to me again. I will [ __ ] murder you. Oh my god, dude. You hit that good, dude. I did not. Yeah, you did. Go in the grass. You lucky son of a [ __ ] It’s okay. It’s not over. Money. Even though it was [ __ ] money, still money. I might be on the edge of the grass there. See where the [ __ ] you at, dog? Hopefully it’s not too far. I have to find this [ __ ] ball. Dude, it’s crazy how lucky this motherfucker’s getting right now. Where the hole at? The hole is on the other side of those trees. It’s slightly dog legs, dog. Right where that opening is. Where that opening is, dude. Dude, come come get footage on this lie. He’s slightly kicked up almost like a T-OT right now. He could [ __ ] hit this with a wood or a driver and it’s going. He’s good. I was hoping you wouldn’t hit it that good. Oh [ __ ] that was smooth. Oh [ __ ] I’m good. Good. You’re okay, buddy? Oh my god. Oh my god. Tom, I’m going over to meet you, buddy. Oh, [ __ ] Come on. All the way. All the way over there. Seriously, get that on out. Look at that [ __ ] Oh, man. Good job. Oh, wow. Good shot. Come on. Oh, it bounced to the right, dude. It hit that sand right there instead of going straight over. That [ __ ] took a hard right. A good shot. Too hard and to the right. He said four. I don’t know where the ball is. I heard it in the back of my head. I heard the T shot. Good job, Todd. I just [ __ ] suck at putting. Guys, that concludes us on our game. Michael Mes is our winner. [ __ ] I just wanted to hear it, baby. Has to end up doing stand up comedy in front of the live crowd. Michael Mes wins the $500 golf gift card. 500. Hold on. Hold on, everybody. Let’s see the master. Am I saying it again? Your next comedian coming to the stage is his first time out here as well. Give him a good downtown Okala warm welcome, Mr. Tom. [Applause] Like I said, this is my first time. Uh I lost I lost a golf bit. Word of advice, don’t bet if you suck at golf, you know. So, a friend of mine asked me, would I like to participate in a Dr. Grandpa program? I said, sure. So, now I got a 95 year old man following me around. Going back to my kids when I produced a grandbaby, I’d say, hey, what’s so hard? I had five. I wasn’t even trying. I was poking fun and they took it serious. I flopped out of college twice. The first time was because I was a drunk. Okay. The second time it’s [ __ ] hard. [Applause] Give it tide everybody. Yeah. I know his wife loves that magazine rack.