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do you have uh what your favorite Al Bundy line was Peg was complaining to me at the table how she had not had an orgasm in six months haven’t had one Al haven’t had one you believe that six months and I looked at her and said way to get one [Music] pig that’s the one well it’s funny because it’s it’s so horrible a situation to find yourself in you know that you what are you going to do after that there was another one where I was on the couch with with Bud my Dodge had quit running and I think there was he was mourning the loss of his Dodge on the couch I love that car more than anything in the world right and the kids like saying well but what about me Dad and I like you need a Q-tip you know I just said it now it’s so wrong but it’s funny right
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Customer: I have had just about enough of you!
Al Bundy: Well, you wouldn't say that if I came with fries and a medium drink.
Long live Al Bundy.
There was one where Peg said something to him and he just said flatly
“… I hate you”.
That cracked me up for some reason.
“Yea I’m cool! I smoke a 100$ cigar”
That really sums it up…
When I was growing up an “alpha” was a guy who blazed his own trail, worked hard with his hands, was smart but not necessarily an academic or “intellectual”, could do a lot of things, didn’t blame everyone else for his actions, knew how to grow, hunt, catch, and cook his own food, dealt squarely with folks, wasn’t obsessed with himself and constant attention, and was honest. Both with others and with himself so he knew his limits, when to defer, and what he needed to improve.
Now it’s just money, roids, attention and acting like a brat. The behavior I see in most “men” nowadays is weakling behavior. Lying, materialism, constantly shilling, needing everyone to agree with them, narcissism, prideful ignorance and immaturity… It’s pathetic.
Guys really have just stopped caring about character at all and it’s just pointless, gluttonous, constant consumerism. But they’ll blame everyone and everything but their own lack of self.
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
The law offices of Häagen & Dazs. Hands down the greatest insult/line.
YOU NEED A Q TIP? is my favorite al bundy line ever
My favorite one is Al sits at the table eating/drinking his gooey and then Peg enters the house saying: "Hi honey, did you miss me?" And Al's response: "With every bullet so far."
I don't get it.
I believe this show had ti be censored in my area because I do not remember these hard core lines, I remember the lines and situations were mild.
That’s Al Bundy! He was a five star recruit back in the day, my dad said he scored four touchdowns in one game. I heard he got married and became a shoe salesman, what a waste.
National Treasure and Amazing Role Model
I'm glad he isn't distancing himself from that show. It would never get made these days.
Peg: Did you miss me?
Al: With every bullet so far….
We need a new car
I kinda see myself in a Jaguar
If only I could find one that hungry
Ed Bundy my favorite line "I dream of being surrounded by a group of beautiful women, who, also, choose not to speak".
Peg: "I'm home, did you miss me?" Al: "With every bullet so far."
No, I have to go back and rewatch this memorable series that I grew up watching.
They sure don’t make TV like they used to anymore.
His my favorite. Sad what time does to us
I don't get the orgasm joke.
What a legend!
I remembered the " you need a q-tip line".🤣🤣🤣. Great show. Lol
So many of the jokes on this show would not be allowed today, or the show would get culturally 'canceled.' The 90s were nice.
This simple, ordinary man shaped the minds of a world.😅 I LOVE YOU AL…(ED)❤❤❤
1 2 3 4 you're gonna fall through the floor!!
the store was wall to wall packed with women only 2 were in the store
The Marcy chicken jokes are funny…one time he says something like why did you cross the road?
"Ya need a qtip?" 😂 i remember that😂
Al was the hand writing on the wall for the age of wokeness and the emasculation of men. He warned us all and no one believed him.