Our BEST Match Yet | Donald Ross Memorial Course - FOGOLF

Our BEST Match Yet | Donald Ross Memorial Course

Welcome back to Hos and Hack. [Music] The boys are headed to Northern Michigan to compete against each other at one of Boing Golf’s 11 magnificent courses in a 2v2 scramble. We may have a couple decent looks between these two crews. Well, I’m It’s my punt. That’s true. The stakes very well could be higher, but the Donald Ross Memorial Course will play a role in which team has to record themselves singing a duet. Man, I hope not. Oh, right. I hit the ball far. He thinks he’s so sick. Finger looking. It’s one of our chirpiest matches yet. Clubs are hidden, puds are sinking, and the pressure making sure our vocals stay private is even higher. [Music] Let’s get into it. [Music] Welcome back to Osland Hack. Today we’re out here at the Donald Ross Memorial Course, part of Boone Golf’s 11 golf courses. And man, this place is absolutely stunning. We’re going to go 2v2, me and Funk Daddy versus Gail and Lando. Nine-hole match. Let’s get it. Let’s make it happen. All right. [Music] All right. I’m big safe guy here. Just got to put one out there. Probably going left. Be on it. How about right down the fairway? High tie draw, you dog. Got to go that way. That’s perfect. Great shot. We’re good. Great shot. Thank you. Appreciate it. Didn’t even hit. No, that’s gone. You got your brother. That’s too far left. Yeah. Okay. Got your partner. Oh, you got space out there. That that wasn’t room cheeks. You got some room out. It It opens up. Oh yeah, sure. Sure. Oh, we’re gonna be in trouble if Landon’s doing that. If Land’s doing that, we’re screwed. Freeing up Garrett to go bring I have I have one job today. Free that man up right there. That man up sandbagging until this YouTube video or what? Yeah. Think I’m going to try and go just up the right. You think he comes off the ground right here? For sure. Watch those feet. Oh, that’s too far right. The rider. I just club twled that. It’s okay. I love Lando’s got you here. Lando, you’re taking Lando. Taking love. Who would have thought? Hey, first time for me. We did good there. Yeah, I like our odds. Although, we’re already down bad cuz I ordered a chicken wrap. She gave me a chicken salad wrap. I hate salad. Get all the healthy stuff off. It’s not that different. Yeah, she’s got obviously lettuce in here and then some kind of chicken salad wrap and a chicken wrap are not that different. I just wanted chicken and cheese. That’s what I put on the little thing on the menu. That’s cuz you eat like a toddler. Anyways, good ball. Fingerlicking tree. Fingerlicking good. Fingerlicking. Golly, you said fingerlicking. Fingerlicking. Is that thing fingerlicking? This is pretty good, man. I didn’t even order this. She gave me just munching on lettuce in Lando’s back swing. Like a freaking rabbit. It was pretty good, man. That was a good shot, too. We got to get you one of these. Actually, I thought you were just complaining about it. No, take a bite. I’ll have to do the other half when you’re done. All right. Why don’t you just have this half that I’m not I think I know the line. Oh, he’s hitting. Sorry. Is that the line? Is that the finger-l lookinging tree up over there? That’s more than three fingers. Three fingers on that tree. So much heather over there. 170. 170. What are you hitting? Seven. I like that. Hitting the seven 170. Perfect. You won’t. You will. It’s safe. It’s a good miss. Good. Yeah. Great miss. Good place to miss. Yeah. I’ll go get us up there. Pretty good. Oh, that’s right at it. Not going to lie. Proud of you on that one. No, partner. I mean, that’s got to be right on top of 5 ft left maybe. You shot. Nice shot. I’m not shot. Hey, we’re going putter. Yeah. Yeah, I think we got putter here. Okay, let’s go. What are you guys hitting? These sleeves are getting expensive. What are we hitting? Did you just say you’re hitting putter? Not putter. Yeah, we’re going putter here. You guys going putter here? We got putter. I’m going uh I need my hunting boots. I mean, they’re deep in there. I mean, a drop on hole one’s never what you want to see. Already dropping. I think he’s giving a gallery roll or we That’s a pretty friendly drop. We’re talking there. Yeah. There you go. I found a ball, but it’s not mine. Yeah. I know. Take your drop. These guys already. Garrett trying to drop right by the freaking We’ll give y’all gallery in there. But you got to hit it in there if you want to give a gallery. How about that? That cool. Okay. I guess we’re giving them gallery rule. What? What are we doing? They’re going to need it. They’re going to need it. You said we’re sweeping them in five. If we lose by one stroke, hitting three. Just got to get over that hump. Oh, almost. Dude, that was almost perfect. Pretty good. It’s a good one. You stop. I got to get him. I got to get this in. Lettuce is so crunchy, dude. It is. I hate lettuce. It’s pretty good, though. But I hate lettuce. Oh, be good. Come on out for me. Oh, yeah. Come on out for me. Great shot. Show it up, baby. Great shot. Sad. Have a hole, dude. For two days. That’s wild. What do you think? Uh, I like putter here. Let’s go putter for sure on this one. I’m thinking right to left. Yeah. Yeah. Give me a little bit. Can you move? Well, I’m It’s my putt. Well, I’m We know your eyes aren’t very good on this. Right to left. Let me give you a line. Yeah, I see that. I’ll just make it. I will make it. Not much, though. Dude, I don’t think it’s that. So, do you think it’s going right? I think it’s going right. Wow. I mean, that was pushed, but not enough to move that much. Guys got freaking chicken wrap fingers while I was trying to make a big pot here. I got it. Never. Oh, there was a little bit doubt. You’re about to say never. Take a par. Make this put. Thanks. It’s probably going to be an early lead for the boys. Big par here. Yeah, that was a great shot. Oh, slight right. So, left half. Okay. Nancied. Nancy, that’s huge. Good bogey. All right, one down. Good bogey, Mike. One down, Nancy. Good hole. Good hole, boys. Can you still want to put money on it? Not yet. Not yet. That’s fair. Hey, 17. Well, you Von is addicted to crooked numbers. So, look at this hole, man. I need some coffee to clean me out. You have it? Oh, you got me a coffee? Yes, cuz you complained earlier that I didn’t. I appreciate that. Yeah. [Music] [Music] All righty, we’re dialed in right now. How far? God, I got a burp. It doesn’t matter. You’re going 15 out of 10 chance you missed this fair. This hole is not lined up. Not your hole. That was wild, guys. Hey, your partner is toast. He’s going to put a I want to see him. I want to see put a nice little five iron right now. I want to see him big draw one. It’s weird. It’s It’s kind of odd talking smack from behind. I don’t Yeah, I’ve never understood that. You clear up good odds, bro. I’ve never heard of those odds. Those Vegas odds cuz you read no books. Wow. Darren reads Pokémon cards. Yeah. I’m about to make a fortune, too. That’s right in the bunker. It’s way over. Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. We’re perfect. We’re perfect. Freaking that guy lives. Put money on me, please. Sorry, Noah. 15 out of 10. 18 out of 10. I need silence in the gallery. Oh, yes, he did. The guy just showed up one time. Chimone Lee. That’s beautiful. That is That’s so good. Sure. Special. They get to follow that up. Yeah, these guys are so dumb. That might be my favorite waggle fit of all time. Of all time. Like, I’m serious. Well, hey, that’s like that’s You want to see what’s underneath? Murdered out today. Even better. Me and Funk are coming to y’all’s funeral. All right. You goes right though. Hole does go right. You see anything? I didn’t hear a branch. We heard no branches. Silence is good for me. Is silence good in that case? Still going to go for it. It’s okay. My my my teammate doesn’t miss fairways twice in a row. We’re good. 15 out of 10. You do not hit this fairway. Jack, you’re right. It’s going on the green. Oh, sick chirp. Oh my money. That’s actually on the green. It might be up there. Holy cow, dude. Let me see it. It’s going to be real close. It’s going to be up there. That’s an insane shot. Thank you. Let’s have a doubt. Here you are, man. That’s just who you are. Foureyed freak. That was a good ball. Oh, finally cut for us, Lando. Yes, sir. It did. Hey, never a doubt. Two holes in. Finally. Finally cut, man. Oh, wow. I mean, are we both dialed right now? We’re so dialed. My irons are looking good. The little mini driver is looking great. Like, as always, don’t say little like little mini driver. It’s just a mini driver. When you call it little first, it really insinuates that it’s the like it’s a little guy. Well, it is the little of the drivers of it. Yeah. But it’s kind of disrespectful. Like, hey, good shot, little bud. Like, what if I just say, hey, good shot, bud. Like, good shot, small fry. Yeah, exactly. So, yeah, don’t do that. Okay. Good shot, bud. What did he just say? He said, “I hit it a little healy.” And he’s It’s cuz he It’s 40 yards from the green. Yeah. It’s cuz he thought he was for sure on the green and now he’s seeing that he’s like 40 yards from He’s like, “I hit her a little Healey.” Like, but back there on the T- box, it was the best ball he’s ever hit his life. The guy has to justify it. I mean, look at what he’s so insecure. He looks great, but his swing is not there. He’s coming off the ground. I mean, it’s just hilarious how fast he switches up, dude. I thought it was going to be a CVS. It’s more of like a like a Dollar General. Huh. Yeah. Nice DQ. Makes sense. All right. 86 yds. You want me to go first here? I kind of need to be honest. I need to see what’s up there. Okay. Go tell me where to go. What do you like? Which way is the green going? Got a lot of green to work with. Which way is it going? Everything’s kind of on a hill. Would I rather leave it behind better? It looks like this. Okay. Not that much. More like more like this. Okay. Shorter long better. Short’s better here. Okay. 86 yards 56°. Yeah. Attack this one. Little chippy. Yeah. Yeah. We feel good. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Shut up. That’s got to go. I hit that so soft. Yeah. You’re on the green or dancing. Holy beaver tail though. Yeah. Cover that thing up. Speed a little long. It’s nice though. Oh, I like that we maybe hit right at it, too. I’d say so. I’m saying so. Yeah, definitely long. Don’t be afraid to be long. Okay. Um, it’s got spin on it. That’s what I tried to do. Oh my god. Oh my god. Is it good? It’s going to work. Sweet. You’re good. I was trying to get some brace on it. Yeah, he’s trying to blade it. I didn’t blade it. That seemed a little bladed. Okay. It was a little bit of blade. Okay. That is perfectly blade. But I was trying to put back spin on it. Yep. Perfect. Get it there. Just like that. Go. Oh, wow. Go. That’s pretty great. That’s a great shot. Lando had a chance to be really nice. Give me some Lando turning it on. Love to see it. Oh, that’s my teammate, man. Let’s go. Oh my god. Wow. We may have a couple decent looks between these two crews. I meant y’all too. I said two crews. Most impossible human to compliment. We’re going to have some good looks for both crews. Not even close, dude. Not even on the green. We are. They’re not. Lando. Good shot. Nice shot. Good par. Good par. Oh, stop. Great shot. Thank you. Good. Wow. What is that? What did I just say? Oh my god. Oh, so good. Oh, G and I just had the conversation. This is the kind of putts that Funky makes. Just like at Wolf Creek last summer, 28 ft. Uh, we’re still one stroke up on them. Yeah. All right. I wish I would have fell. Got me a coffee. I’m happy again now. He’s throwing stuff at me. I know it’s mine, but hey, like I’m about to throw this at you. Maybe do that next time. One minute behind pace. So, we better pick it up. Funky. I would have thrown up if you almost did it, dude. Dude, what he does best, just putts that should not be makeable for anybody, much less him. The guy just thins everything around the green, but give him a 30ft putt. He’s going to put it with his foot. Freaking butter buttermilk biscuits. All right, whatever that means. Yeah. Part three coming up. I want nothing more than to just free my teammate up here so you can go hunt. The only thing I want more than that is for Funk to hit the silvers. That’s genuinely life. Amen. [Music] Yeah, we got 162. Knock down uh fivewood. I was thinking knock down seven, but I’m going to go full eight. Okay. Probably throw your full eight here for sure. Probably throw it right by the pen. Maybe in. Don’t knock this one down. Do your full eight, but comfortably. Did I I said I was going to go knock down seven or full eight? Hit you on Funk. He yells box again. Our box again. Yeah. Yeah, that’s right. Funk’s ridiculous putt. Going to be our box all day. You guys thought you were going to get a stroke back there? We kind of did a little bit. Little bit. I mean, wait, when did we give that thought? You’re just kind of giving that vibe that you’re like shocked that Funk’s putt was close and that y’all were about to get a stroke back in the match. said that he was going to make it cuz that’s the kind of weird stuff that happens when he’s got 30 footers after the line I gave him. That’s true. Come on now. All right. 162. That’s about it. Left edge of the left bunker. Left edge of the cart path actually. Yeah, but I got good angle over there. Yeah. No, it’s safe. Safe safe shot. Yeah. Really? Yeah. You can attack this one. All right. Eight iron 162. Let’s put it 162. Oh no. Fluffy makes fatter fluff. Yeah, we need something from us. I got nothing to say there besides bad. Just two bad tea shots. Yeah, we’re all right. That’s tough. All right, Lando, we need to need you to hook one. We need you to be me here. Give me your best. Dude, that is the meanest thing I’ve ever in my life. I love it. There’s our guy. There it is. Good. Gosh dang it. Good. There’s our guy. Never a doubt. See? Um, scooped right into the hole. We got ahead and zoom in on that pin. All over it. Oh, that’s huge in the sand. Okay. Wow. Oh, this is going to be I thought he was a strength coach. Those are tough. Dude, you got nose hairs. I They’re bad. They’re hanging out. I trim them once a week. That’s your problem. You got to pluck them. It hurts. I get it hurts, man. You got to fight. It makes me cry, but not like cuz I’m in pain cry, but like it it makes tears come to my eyes when I pluck it. Right. That’s where you man up and sack up and just pluck it. Pluck it. Pluck it. Pluck it. What is that? Is that a Tik Tok I’m not familiar with? What is that? It’s from the office. All right, we got to put one close. Where are they? They’re in the sand, right? Yeah. Yeah, we’re taking funks. It was a little bit of a better angle. Okay, that worked. Little Scotty Shuffler lower half there. Is that what it was? Yeah. Little slip out. It look good. Great shot. Okay. No, it didn’t look good. Well, the shots up there. The shot. The shot worked. Let’s see how you do. The feet did not look good, but it worked. Yeah, that’s not it. Maybe I should have. Yeah. Do I need to start bagging you again? That’s usually when you play better. Yeah. Yeah. Talk down on me, please. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Nice shot. Yeah. Sweet. That was like PGA kind of. Oh, get a little bit. Yes, he did. Great putt. Come on, baby. Why not? Great. Love it, Steve. Might as well if we’re going to be here. Might as well. Let me get that club for you. Hey, great up and down. Thank you. That’s good work there. That’s what we do, man. All right. Go make this. pulled it. Yeah. I think it’s going right though. You think it’s going right? I think it’s going right. Yeah. Yes. There. Oh, wow. Yes, they did. What a putt, brother. Yep. You were right. You kidding me? You got white. We’re still one stroke up on them. It’s going to be a battle, boys. All the sand I was just in. Yeah, you’re in sand a lot. All right, y’all are still up one. How did y’all get out of that? I don’t know. Wow. I can’t believe I spun it like that out of the sand. [ __ ] you. That was a great weird shot for you back there. that I don’t know with that. I mean, how do we both par that? Just good scramble golf. Just good scramble. Just absolute battle out of both teams. I like the competition. I I figured by now we would start pulling away, but we haven’t yet. No, it’s okay, though. I like it. We’re just again, we do this often. We let them hang around, get a sense of a chance or a sense of hope, right? And we just crush them. And it’s just like that’s got to be so demoralizing. It’s got to be tough for them. They got to go home to their family. Yeah. I love doing that to them. Yeah. There’s nothing better. How’s that chicken rib? It’s getting better by the bite. Okay, that even makes sense. Yeah, I I guess it could. Yeah, like I said, I don’t like salad. I don’t really love what is it what is it called? Chicken grilled wrap. No, salad wrap. I don’t love it, but I like this. That makes sense. I know I’m not making much sense right now, but I’ll go for it. Or I’m just hungry. I don’t know. I don’t love the crunch, the consistency of a lettuce. I I don’t like that. I like yours. Come on, Noah. I actually brought that one, too. But I realize that I need your help. [Music] [Music] Too far down the middle. Too far away. Um, you want me to aim middle and just hope I Yeah. get my tail. Middle. If you fade it, you’re safe. If you hook it, you’re safe. Okay. Seems like a good play. Oh, that’s safe. That one’s safe. That’s safe. Yeah. Yeah, it is. Just wanted to hear you say it. Said twice, dude. Great ball. Thanks, man. You’re uh clear. All clear, buddy. All clear here. Oh, you’re getting towy, Bryant. It’s okay, I got you. Tracer, he’s mad. Like when he’s mad. I’m not putting a tracer on that. Save yourself the energy. It’s okay. Don’t let that man get hot. Lando. Get to the right of the sand. Don’t listen to me about the back. Is it the sand? I saw some splash. So, yeah. Okay, it’s safe. Splash of the sand. Splash of the sand. Unfortunately. Yeah. You see how that can be confusing? Splash of the water. You said splash, but it splash sand. Splash is probably not the best choice. Maybe sand splash. I mean, no. What does sand do? It splashes. No, I would say it’s Does it disperse or does it splash? I would say when it’s in the same setting as water, don’t use that. Maybe it flies up. Sand. Yeah. Does it explode? It kind of poofs. It does poof a little bit. Yeah, it poofs. It poofs. Go ahead, G. Consensus. That’s good. There. His ball explodes. That’s so sad. Snap. Sally. All right. No, it’s all right. Got a ways. But y’all get the car. You still eat that dog? I All right. Rate your dog you just had. I’ll be honest. Yeah. Be honest with me. I want you to be. The toasted bun, the thickness of it, the juiciness of it. That’s the only thing that could have made it better was if I had some raw chopped onions on top. Okay. But that’s a me thing. That’s not on them. That’s not on them. They don’t know you. They don’t know how to be honest. That’s got to be a 9.2 dog right there. 9.2. 9.2. Is it hit a little different because you’re on vacation. Maybe. Maybe it’s the atmosphere. You know, if I had that dog at Mansfield National, I’m probably giving it an 8.6. Yeah, that’s what I’m saying. I think you’re a little bit more happy right now cuz you’re on vacation. Yeah, that’s that’s true. Yeah. Speaking of, shout out to JL Golf Travel for getting the boys out here, man. Huge. Love those guys. It’s so easy to book a golf trip with them. Y we didn’t have to do anything. We said, “Hey, this is where we want to go.” They said, “Done. and sent us an itinerary with everything. Car rental, eight rounds of golf, y car rental, what airport to fly into, flight options. It was like JL golf travel. Shout out to Josh and Chris. Love those guys. The boys, hey, watch your green. Only watch your Let’s go. Are you kidding me? That’s two of the best shots me and you’ve ever hit. If only we weren’t 300 out. That’s okay. I’m happy with that. We hit those from over there. Pressure’s on them now. They got it out right a little bit. I think you’re in a good spot. Should be safe over there. Yeah, you’re right off the bat. You owe me a bull. Yep. Back. Wow. Stinger. Good. Yeah, it’s up there to the right. Land it just a little little left here. Little left. Let it down early, too. Do that. A lot of bunker right there. Going. Oh, no. Too early. Way too early. Yeah, he’s on my head. All right, stop talking to me about how early I need to land it. What do you want me to say? Nothing. How are you going to do that? Did the same thing you did. It’s contagious what you’re doing. Hey, we’re good. I believe in you. You believe in me. We’re fine. Oh, like that. Not much speed. Wow. Didn’t go right at all. I pulled it. I’m going to grab this. Hula hoop. Hula hoop. Hula hoop. Give it to me. No way. I like this one. I was going to say that’s kind of what I was thinking, too. Grab my club. Grab your Here you go. They’re probably not going to give this to us. So, really? Yeah. I mean, I get it. I mean, see that if we’re being honest. We’re down. We need We need a little help. We’re going to make you work for it. Oh, I missed it. Left. That’s great. That’s the line. Hit that dark spot and you make it. Okay. You hit the same line as I did. Yep. Good. Good. All right. Did you see that one? Go to tie the hole. So, tie the hole right at it. Yes, you did. Dude, that went so deep. Wait, that’s cuz this cup is raised. It is. Look at that. Halfway down, dog. Guys, what’s the call there? That cup is raised. I think the golf we have to give it to him. There’s supposed to be an inch there. Y saw that. We have to give it to him. That thing is halfway down, man. I’m just in a great mood. So, sure. Just to be sure. You’re good. Did it again. They gave it to us. They gave it to us. They gave it to us. Thank God. The cup is raised. That’s illegal. I appreciate that. This course is immaculate though. We love it here. We are still up one, me and Noah. Um going into what? Hole? Four. Five. Five. Going to five. Yeah. Five. Yeah. Going into five. Let’s do it. We’re right on their tails. We’re coming. This place is like All right. Part four here. Yeah. Noah and I still up one. Okay. That’s the drive of the weekend for you, brother. starting to just not even need a hit, dude. [ __ ] God dang. I just love it. Something about That’s a perfect angle, too. I was I mean, I was It was the chicken wrap. And you don’t even like the front n I was toasted. I was kind of getting mad at you guys. Little hangry. Yeah. Chicken wrap. I got you, partner. Hey, what’s it like standing over the ball when Funky’s doing what he’s doing right now at the T? It’s got to be fun. I feel liberated. You’re just like I don’t have a worry in the world. The amount of balls that I’m losing. [Music] What song? You know that song stretch my hands too. Oh yeah, it’s a good song. Can you sing? I agree. Too bad he’s super weird. Can you sing Virus Odd Mob Remix for me? Say you found me. No, don’t tow it. It’s all right. It’s all right. You found me. One job land. This place, man, it’s just you can’t be mad in this place. Boing Golf Resorts, they’ve got 11 courses. 100%. And we’ve played how many in the last two days? Four. This is our fourth. And he showed up. Not even watching it. Keep walking. Pick me up. Pick me. Let’s go, please. Oh boy. Here you go. We need Holy hell. Holy hell. Yo, take it easy on my guy Nilly. Nilly the Who cares about Nilly, man. Hopefully that sounds incredible. Where’d you find this guy off? Craigslist. We found you off Craigslist, right? Yeah. The sound of by the way. Well played. Your job’s toasted. You’re doing great. You’re doing great. We got 166. Perfect yardage for my seven iron. Probably going to put it within 3 or 4 feet. Oh, it struck so well, man. Well, that’s not helping. Sounded incredible. Oh my lord, dude. Pen high. Is that pen iron? It was pin high. Yeah, it was pin high. No, you’re like 20 yards deep. Doubt it. Okay. To be honest, you got some thump, dude. No, it’s honestly just the Haywood clubs. These things are the best things I’ve ever swung in my life. Just go right at this one, Noah. What? Right at it. Uh, yes. Yeah. Yeah. Be aggressive here. Yeah. Yeah. Attack it. Yeah. Yeah. Um, just wait for it. It’s going to Hey, the torch is on point. Stinger was probably not in the books there, but I’d hate to say it, but my We’re taking my shot. Really good torn. Be mad at me. Really good tors. No, I’m on I’m in the fairway. I’m in the fairway, though. Okay. Oh, wow. I got a better shot. Okay. Okay. I mean, we’re we’re literally just messing around right now and we’re still beating them. I was not. We haven’t we haven’t even We’re not even trying yet. And they they’re like talking to each other like trying to hype each other up on cart cam. I’m just like you they have no idea what’s going on. I mean, I tried on that shot to be honest. 126. Lando’s going a little bump and run. See what he can do with it. Keep it out of the air too long. Yeah. Come on, dog. Keep it out of the air and the bumper. Yeah. No, your ball was Hey, I remember next area code. Don’t remind me. Okay. Nope. Don’t pull up. Nas lay up. Yeah. Land up here. It’s all right. Sorry. It’s all right. You got me. He’s got short cover. He’s got short cover. He does indeed. That’s a healthy divot there, too. Oh. Oh, yes, he did. Oh, yeah. Yeah. I mean, he’s going to sit right on it. Keep cutting. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, whatever, dude. Thank you. Meet me up top, Jeez. That one felt good. We needed that bad. We needed that. They’re not in a good spot at all. Didn’t need that. Needed that. Hey, watch out for that bunker. What club here? Funk Texas wedge. Yeah. Yep. 56. 56 all day. Hey, watch out for that bunker. Hey, say it one more time. There’s a false front and a bunker. Yeah. What kind of No, you really were pin high, actually. I know. I know my yardages. Thanks, though. Go ahead and grab that for me. Sport, you did not. Yeah, that’s where you want it. Yeah. Say left. Turn the flag. Oh, it spun right on it. You said right on top of that hill. Top of the hill. You landed on the incline. The hill. No, it was on the incline. Top would be the very top. Where is it sitting though? You didn’t land. You didn’t. It ended up there. I guess you’re right. You’re right. Here we go. Be the guy. This has to be good. This is This is where you This is your money maker. This is where we make our money. Yeah. Check left. Check left for him. Sit. Oh, it’s way long. Come back down. Come back down. Guys playing the course. Knows it. Knows the course. Knows it. It’s coming back down. Zipping back. It’s coming back. Coming back. English. Working still. It’s still going. Working. Are you kidding? Perfectly done. That’s why I did it. I knew it was there in the back. Who would have thought? Not me. Not me. No, that actually worked. That actually worked out. They’ve got a birdie puck from 15. We’ve got a par prop from 12. So, let’s go to see who’s made of what. Yep. That’s exactly what I see. Yeah. Great putt. I missed it too far right if I hit the line. That’s exactly what we talked through. That was perfect. This whole hill is doing that. Dude, that’s wild. I see. No, it’s doing that. I trust you. I just I see that. You got to trust me here. Go. Oh my god. Oh my god. That’s a thing. Seriously, that’s the third time in this in a in an infinite universe. We live on a planet where that’s possible. Not me. That couldn’t be any slower around the brim. That’s happened to you three times. I want to give it cuz you all gave it to us on our last hole. But the cup situation, that didn’t drop. That never actually dropped. It just wrapped. I’m so sorry for you. We got a window here. Okay, we’re in for par. They got to make this to tie otherwise. I never stopped talking and I don’t Okay, for both. Nobody better than Aaron. [ __ ] in these moments. There’s there’s just absolutely nobody better. Unfortunately, I You got a good line. I have to agree. I I I would bet my house on it. I don’t think so. He said, “Hold up. Come on now.” Okay. Stuck my neck out for you. Now, you stuck your house out for me. Yeah. Yep. House is free. Come and focus whenever you want. That’s You know it. You knew it was coming. You got your house back. Come on. I don’t understand. The guy does not miss. Give my stuff. The guy does not miss. We’re still one up heading into hole six or something. But wow, what a battle. What? That guy, dude. Just let us have one. Jar just left you in the dust cuz he just What a honestly. I would have left him, too. It’s okay. We just learned from the best. You guys are capable of implosion at any moment. I’m just waiting on it. Oh, thank you. Yeah, I’m waiting on it, too. I’ve been waiting for quite some time. I’m just I’m just waiting on us to catch up. What a freaking putt. What a putt. You got your house back. My house is safe. I would bet my house on you any day. That was wild. I wasn’t really confident. Well, hopefully me betting the house made you feel a little more confident. Something worked. Something worked, but you I’m just glad you got your house back. Did you actually like give him like paper? No, I would. Oh, like you would. It was like hypothetical. Yes, it happened in 10 seconds. That conversation just was a 10-second conversation. Yeah. Stay hot though. I’d bet it again on you. Okay. I’ll stay hot for you. Only on the green though. [Music] If you’re still here, make sure you use code hoszle 10 at getyouwaggleon.com. Discount on the best gear in golf. So, pretty cool drop that just happened. Stinger. That’s going to work. That’s so safe. Good ball. The ball hit right here. Look at that streak. Wow. You’re on a streak. I am on a streak. You like that? I’d like to I’d like to do something. Yeah. Maybe do a little bit more. Did you show up one time? There you go. That’s great. There he is. Stay out of the You’re filming. Nice ball. Here we go. Now we’re using my shot. Nice shot, guy. Sorry. Little right. Think it’s going to be in play in the rough. Maybe might be gone. Is in fact gone. That’s fine. Oh my goodness. There he is. Get in the cart. See, the the thing is is that I’m actually the one that’s freed up cuz I know what’s I know what’s behind me. I know what’s behind me. Garrett’s not not hitting it much further than me. And I I went mini driver. I hate to say I love your tunnel vision, but you keep passing up. Well, he said he was going to get your ball, so I thought you passed my ball. I wouldn’t do that again. Yes, I’m always behind you. You have to realize that, right? I know. I know. I admit it. All right, we got about a 115 shot. I like a nice little saw off 50°ree. Just sit it right up there. Just let her sit on the on the lip. Oh yeah. I like it. No, it’s short. Is it? Yeah. Oh, no. What club was that? Thanks, Garrett. What club was that? 50 g, but it was not enough. 50. The club was enough. The swing was not enough. Okay, I got us. I’ve been showing up lately. Long. I think it just It’s playing longer than 115. It’s uphill. Yeah, I’ll get into this one. Yeah, on the green hopefully. Maybe. Yeah. Got a putt. Got a putt. Don’t love it, but it’s on the green. We make putts, though. When I give you a good line, we we That’s a good point. I think it’s safe to say we’ve got a par. Get out of here, but no. We need a highlight for you. Oh, Lando. Well, they’re probably about it. Oh my gosh. Oh my god, guys. Come on. Thank you. I just kind of high myself. I saw that. Nice part. Hey, if I’m not there, you’re there for yourself. You got to be. Someone’s got shot. You’re always there for me, though. Both on the green. Yeah, they’re about 10 ft. We’re about 25. Two putt. Let’s just keep pushing them here cuz then Hey, if we keep pushing, we win. Yeah. Got out to that early lead. All we need is a push. Yeah. Like here, that’s it. I mean, depends your speed. Your speed. Speed depends on my speed. Depends on your speed on it. Paul, too much speed. Too much speed. I like your line though. This drops, I walk. Just saying. Hey, you heard it. The guy said it. Lando said if it goes the match. If it drops, I walk. Lando’s leaving. Yeah. Hey, just get us in the hula hoop. Not that much. No, I love it. I love it. That’s such a good putt, dude. Oh my. Come on, man. That’s crazy, man. You’re a different human on the back. I need food, man. I was I needed some food. Well, let’s not forget he’s getting lines. Good lines, too. The guy’s helping me. Yeah. Don’t discredit this guy. He’s getting good lines. All right. All right. We need this. But hey, great job. Thanks, guys. This This will tie it. Yeah. You want to pull it? What is that? I just walked all the way. They’re not making enough. Lando’s going to overread the break. Gail’s going to leave it short. Whatever he just said, I disagree. Oh my Atlanta. Yep. Yep. Yep. That’s a bird. And we are all square. Kind of speechless. That was actually a great play. Learn from the best. Thank you, man. Wow. All right. I love my compliment me. I did. I love that. Yeah, I needed that. I felt better. Thank you. We’re all square through six. All right. What do we have coming up? Is this a part three? Finally, you guys finally let us come up. Who’s got my sock? That was special. Wow. Right off the face. We making some putts. Perfect. Guys are putting. Kind of like it. Guys are putting. Did we switch cards, dude? He didn’t over the break. He read it perfectly. Great putt there. That was Don’t give him too much Don’t give him too much credit. You’ve made three of those. He’s made one. Don’t forget it. Don’t forget it. I’m locked in. Let’s go. How about it? Let’s go. Needed it. There are few feelings in life better than a birdie or an eagle when you scramble against two jug heads. Thank you. Great chip. Great putt. Good team hole there. [Music] Got that bug spraying in my mouth. I had like a thing fly on my face. I’m like, “Oh god.” Oh, he’s done. Ew. He’s done. They just tied it up and Gail’s done eating bugs. It’s like sour. Never. I think it’s time to shed a layer. Shed a Larry. Yeah. Black it out. Let’s do it. I’m done, dude. Lando. Guy’s a different person right now. Guy’s a sandbagger is what he is. Guy’s not hit a fairway for 24 hours straight, 45 holes, and now all of a sudden he’s fairway finder guy. Yeah. What is this? It’s wild. A little competition now. Maybe wicking the beast a little [ __ ] No, I think it’s cuz I told you to turn your back hip. Give credit. I think it’s just I think it’s throttle up and and doubt throttle up. You turn your back hip. True. Yeah, it’s turn the back hip. Oh man, I’m a long driver’s front foot on that. Oh, little rattle. Little two tree. Little two tree for one. That woke up Bay Harbor County. Hold up. So for one blue there, that works. I see what you did there. I see. Black on black with hair slick back. You know what I’m saying? Here we go. I’m okay with it. God knows the shot. I keep hitting the ground. Oh, it’s stayed in the rough. All right. The ball’s hitting the ground or something. That was bad. Oh no. Oh no. It’s par five. We’re good here. I’ll try to get into that. I’m sorry. There we go. You’re good. It’s okay. It’s par five, dude. It’s okay. Make it happen. Now we go. The nude is going to say something to the camera. You said I’m jacked. Yeah. Trained by tea. My girlfriend. Trained by Baaloo. How do you say it? Bolu. Bolu. Like she’s from Lucer. She’s a cornfed. Cornfed girl. Taylor Bolan. Man, I love that girl, too. You can put another dime in the jukebox. Yes. Taylor, go ahead and fluff that up real quick. Yeah, fluff it up. I don’t think we’re out of it. No, I just I do not want to lose. Shaker. Are y’all in that stuff? Probably a draw. How’s that drawing? It sure go. Stay up. I don’t know. I think it stayed up. It might have stayed up. Oh no. Give me a huge kick out of the trees. Just no kick. I got to get it together. Yeah. I need some help. We’re in the sand. God. You got to get together. You want me to get mean mean to you? No. I can get mad. Yeah. Get Yeah. Okay. Call me something mean something. Oh my god. And this stuff. He’s wooding every time. He loves a five and a seven out of this. Maybe not a seven, he said, but a five for sure. Yeah. Yeah. Let it rip. Oh, that is so bad. See right there. Stay right there. It’s all right. It’s all right. I’m thinking like dig and bury it. Like try to get down in there to cover it up. But yeah, no. Stay right. I kicked a million different places. Yeah, I did. That one’s on you. That was stupid. That was not on you. That’s a tough place to end up after one. Let’s go up to yours. Hit that one and go over there. Let’s go, boy. I’m going to hit the same club here. Okay. A little bit better of a lie. Yep. Let’s let it fly. Do it. Foot slippage. Yeah. Gosh dang. Blowing out. Yeah. Oh man. Sounds like the wheels fell off. Yeah, that seems pretty tough over there. Yeah, we gave we gave him an opportunity. Camaraderie. Camaraderie is down in that that cart. All right, here we go. Hit it. Cart 270. You’re thinking it’s five iron for me, folks. Yeah. I think we can pick this one clean. Okay. Off the sand. Oh, he picked it clean. And it’s holding its line. It’s so good. Middle of the green. Oh, okay. That’s okay. Is it good? It’s in the bunker. Yeah, just just barely. Great shot, though. I thought it was right at it. Really good shot, dude. I’ll be honest. Fairway bunkers aren’t my strong suit. What do you want to go for real fast? No. Oh, I mean I caught it fairly clean, too. It’s going to be okay over there. Yours is yours is probably maybe better. You like I might like your angle over there. We’ll we’ll talk about it. Let’s talk about it. Let’s have some dinner over it, too. Maybe crack a bottle. Yeah. Some wine and da you talk about it. What kind of wine you like? Red or I’m a white. What are you? Yeah. Um, I’m not Are you You don’t drink? That’s okay. No, I don’t drink. What? We’re We’re taking a drop. This is hitting five. We’re about 100 out. They’re hitting four up there from the bunker. So, we need them to maybe duff one once or twice and then give us a shot here. We can maybe push this hole still. Draw me in there a little bit. Okay. Short front edge, but that’s okay. We still got putt. More muscle. More muscle. Get there. Please be good. Yes. Great shot. Oh, I was will I was hoping that one Yep. Did we count our strokes right? Yeah. The third shot that we hit went in the woods, right? Yeah. In three out four. Yep. Yeah. Yep. Yep. We’re going out of the bunker here. Mine was up over there, but more green to work with here. And these Donald Ross greens are just punishing. So, we need we need as much space as we can get. That’s one more thing I forgot to say is I’m pretty gross out of bunkers. So, not fairway bunkers, greenside bunkers. I knew that was going to happen. [ __ ] Oh my god, you nearly dunked it. Wow. Oh my god, you nearly dunked it. Literally like 4 in behind it. Bring her home, kid. That didn’t break much at all. Did I miss it left? It’s going to go right. Yep. Much better. Stop. Okay, we’re in for a double. All right, that’s double. Especially with these guys. You need to see that. Is there meat? Is there a little meat there? All we need is a bogey. All we need is a bogey. We’re just playing safe golf. My bulb moved as I hit it. Yeah, it’s okay. That raindrop pushed up. I don’t know. Something could have been. Y’all are good. Good. Yeah, you’re good. All right, that’s a bogey. And we are back to up one. No, because we doubled in a bogey. Oh, yeah. We were tied. So, yeah, y’all are up one. We’re up one. We’re up one. Let’s go. Two holes left. It’s supposed to rain on us later, man. I hope not. I won’t be here. So, I’m going to go be a dad and spend time with my wife and kids. I’m happy to. I love them after I absolutely bury these idiots. I love it. No, you said over there, I don’t I really don’t like this sprinkling right now. This is peaceful. You literally just said that and then you just reverted back. I don’t mind it. I don’t mind a little sprinkle, but in a place like this, I wouldn’t hate some sunshine in 75. Yeah. Yeah, that’s true. Well, just know you’re on camera so we can always fact check you when you lie. Got a little par three here. 180 shot. No wind. A little bit of drizzle. Little tinkle. Nope. That’s not it. Good strike. Felt good. Doesn’t look good. Sounded good. Sound like a lot of tree. Yeah, not going to lie. I’m digging a little bit. Digging. You steal my tea at me. Just Yes, sir. That’s so good. Oh, funnel down to the right, please. Swing was sick. Pin high. That swing was great shot. Really trying to feel my line a little bit more. You know, I think I’ve been coming across a little bit. So, you want to ever try to get you one. I felt that in my loins. I was looking I was looking for an edge there. Hey, when you feel in your loins, let’s go, boy. You do that. There’s no denying it. When you felt something in your loins, it must have been something good. Yeah. And would you call this a sprinkle or a tinkle or sorry drizzle? A sprinkle or a drizzle? Um, just a drizzle. A splash. Drizzy. Probably a splash. Splash. Like sand. No, like water. Sand doesn’t splash. We’ve back on this. Sand explodes. Helen, I love seeing it go that way, though. Whatever happens, I’m so happy with that. I’m genuinely happy to see you doing that again. Thank you. Striking the golf ball. Well, I think I think he’s actually off over there. There he is. Oh, golly. Right next to your ball. Sit on next to me. Just come hang out with Noah. It’s going to be a putt off. I’ll get the line cut off and I’ll take our odds in for you. Let’s go. Thank you. I’m sorry. He snailed you. I smell mine next time right here. You know when the movie ticket counter guy says enjoy your show and you say thanks to you, too. I just lived that twice. I mean, what an idiot. He just He’s so funny. He’s just so cute. Was that too much to go back and be like, “I’m sorry. I’m sorry.” I didn’t get him again. Oh, you got him again. I didn’t see him. I went back. I went back. I was like, “I’m sorry, snail.” Oh, an idiot. The guy can’t fall for, especially twice. Late in the match. You think I’m going to dab you up? We’re coming down to the water. Teammates. Yeah, I’m going to snail you. Tough luck for the kid. That’s gross. That new inhale getting us in our zone. [Music] didn’t do any straight. It’s a good line. Doing my job. Doing my job. He’s going right at it here. And he’s going to drain it. I probably wouldn’t put my house on this one, but maybe one of my dogs. Come on back. There is, man, the guy can roll the rock. Oh, man. How did that not drop? All right, good. He’s better from 30 ft than he is from three. Like, genuinely speaking, I mean that as a compliment. Well, I’m just saying he doesn’t just magically become the world’s best putter out of nowhere. He’s gotten good reads. Hey, guy just can’t get solo credit. Yeah, it’s okay. It’s okay. I don’t need credit. Yeah, you don’t have any credit. You didn’t go to college, right? You didn’t finish. I have college credits. I was just not I went to college. You didn’t finish college. Yeah. Why didn’t I finish college? Got drafted. Yeah, I got drafted to play then in professional baseball. So, my bad. Sorry. I didn’t I got cut right away. No, it was it was co. Okay. Hey, guys. No, it was garbage. It was fun. This is way more fun. Anyways, pick up speed halfway. Doesn’t funnel downhill. Garrett has no clue what it’s going to do. Yes, I do. No clue. Your voice resonates, guy. Well, everything does. We’re intrigued. You should You should record audio books. He did. He’s going this way. But there’s some old We read that wrong. Yeah. Y’all are in for obvious par. This gives me Wolf Creek putter cover vibes. Don’t say that. The putter cover. Don’t say that. Yeah. You guys remember that time at Wolf Creek when they cheated? Me, too. It’s debatable. Wasn’t a cheat. Wasn’t a cheat. We’ll let them decide. This guy’s modern day freaking Play-Doh over here. Yep. Still one up. Headed into the last. If All right, if what if I was a psychologist? What? What would you do? He’s done. He tizzed. His brain just like stopped working mids sentence. I’m not good at that either, though. I do it a lot. What we really need to happen here is two snap hook drives. We need a funky slice. We need a nap hook. The fact they’re only down once kind of a miracle. We haven’t been great, both of us collectively, but it’s when I’m bad, you’re good, and vice versa. It’s been a thing. So, other than that, par five. Oh, look at this. Wide open. Huh? All right. Number 18 down one. Y stroke play. We need a birdie. Come on. We need a birdie. Come on. Let’s go. [Music] Hey, if by some odd god for Cody Butler us, I will say trying to talk to him is borderline impossible. Were you talking to me? Were you talking to me or Butler? I thought you were talking to Butler. Okay, I’m sorry. That guy’s drinking a beer while he’s driving. It’s definitely not a guy. You went from a male drinking a beer to a female on her phone. This is the final hole, right? Yeah, this is it. Final hole. All the marbles, baby. Poop so bad. I’m going to play it safe. It’s a bad day to be a toy off. We’re up one. Good, guys. I’ll be honest, that wasn’t good. I know you saw it, but just wanted to reiterate. Doubling down. Yeah, I just want to reiterate it was not in fact good. So, I’m going to need you here. That’s so bad. Do you need me to be clutch here? What we’re saying? I thought for sure driver started right at the water. I know. I wanted to. My boss was telling me layup. Oh, thank God. And he showed up. Your b Your boss needs to be a better boss. That was a great shot. He hit that maybe too far. Did he? No. He’s good. Oh, we’re good. I see I see it rolling fairway. Yep. You got some short press. There’s nothing to it. Yeah. Is this what you do? It’s wild. Thanks for picking me up. Is your camera going to be safe over there? You kidding me? Oh, my bad. Sorry. Freaking kidding me, dude. Oh, that’s good though. Yes. Come join me. Yes, dude. That held its line so well. Yeah, it did. Debatable. Little left. Long. It’s not long. You hit mini driver or driver? I hit mini. I don’t think fivewood’s going for it. You hit that one pretty good, right? Or no? He’s just got more thump than me. Yeah. Whatever chirp you’re about to try to get out, just stop. Yeah, he’s he’s trying to set up a chirp. I literally was being serious. Let it fly. Let it fly. You had something there. I I didn’t swear. You’re trying to dog me. Oh, you went for it. Um the water should be over. So far over the water. What I say? 351 to cover. Is it? Oh, right in the water. That indeed did splash though. That was a bad time for that. That’s a splash. You told him 301. I thought it was 301. Take the cart. 356 to the pin. 301. Yeah. No, you got it right. I just have no juice. That’s fair. Yeah, we’re set up here. We’re nice. Final hole. We’re nice. We’re in the fairway. They are. Oh, are they in the fairway? Oh, they actually are in the fairway, too. We’re playing for park. They’re playing for Bernie. That’s a good point. But do we keep pedal to the metal? No, we play for park. Is that pedal to the metal for us? Playing for park? I That’s I think it is. It could be like dialing that would be bogey, right? Well, yeah. Pedal to the metal, but like you’re trying to go 10 above the speed limit, not 20 and getting a ticket. Yeah, that’s a good point. It’s a great way to look at it. Really good way to look at it. Yeah, you just you The way you look at things is insane. You’re the man. You are the man. We can’t be this fun and happy and I’m being genuine right now without you. So, and I know when he’s being genuine. There’s a little bit at the end there that wasn’t very genuine. I don’t know when he’s ever being genuine. I mean, I love you. I’m good at acting. Thanks, but we appreciate you, Butler. Yeah. Co. And you know who else we appreciate while we’re on it? Gel Golf Travel. Man, shout out to the boys, Chris and Josh for getting us out here. This beautiful place, Bo, Michigan Golf Resorts. It’s magnificent. That one was genuine. How do you know? I could tell it’s just the twang of it. Okay. Yeah, your arms look good. I’ve said that way too many times. People are going to start asking questions. Yeah, I can fluff them up a little bit. Those are questions that we could. It’s going to be way more fun when you make this. And guess what? You guys have 18 more holes. And it also means we do have 18 more holes. That Noah pop nose tire. Call somebody up. It’s a great myth there. Back. Yeah, dude. I’m just so glad you found some game today. Thank you. Me, too. I mean that. He’s stuck. You’re back. Oh, I got I have a great golf coach and a great strength coach and so does he. What did What did he tell you? open up my front hip and you told me to just Okay. Yeah. Same. Okay. Kind of preset. Two coaches on this. Fine. You don’t want to give me any credit for telling you to turn your back hip, but it’s fine. I’ll just I’ll just wait until you open up the front hip is a better feel for golf. Once we win, I’ll say thanks. Oh, he’s the dude. Come on. He’s the dude. Get there. It’s a little short. Little short. Oh, no. It’s perfect. Oh my god. Might be three feet. Nice shot. Fine. God, the guy just showed up. Wait, let’s go. Come on, dude. We got it. Just go for it. Yeah, let’s go. That’s right on target. It’s hilarious. They’re not going. All right, I got 154. 8 iron. Love it. I love this. Turn over. That’s green. Oh, it’s turning a little bit. Stop. Yes, it is. Oh, it is. Wow. Good shot. He’s got some Golly, man. Good shot. Freaking built for it. You gave me the line. All right, that’s not better. Let’s go. Let’s do it. Let’s go. Good shot. I’m going to give you a good line. We’re going to drain our birdie and it’s over. What do we get from winning? I want something. Just more pride. Okay. More pride than we already have. Let’s come up with something. I do love it off the bat. Ken said he’s betting on us cuz we’re plus money, but he’s going to buy us lunch if we lose. So, we win either way. But so do we need to lose here so I get a free lunch? Yes, sir. And we don’t get any lunch. If we win. Oh, you buy their lunch, they buy our lunch. That’s win-win. It’s just a It’s just a smart play all the way around. Loser by lunch. Yeah. Yeah, I think more. Yeah, that’s the line. Dar, I would put it very soft up on that hill. Like truthfully, why are we helping? Why are we helping? I I like the time to be giving putting advice. Good conversation. [Applause] I like that. Yes. Soft. Yes. Get in there. What a great putt. Good effort though. Thank you. That I mean that read was perfect. How was it? It’s so fun to put like that. Are we good there to win? No. Don’t Don’t give us anything at this moment. Like this is so much about funky’s range. 30 ft about right. That’s correct. Correct. [Applause] That one’s even closer. That’s good. Just clean this up for the victory. I don’t even need to see it. Boom. W. You love to see it. W. Unbelievable day. Great plan, dude. Great plan. That was a great effort from us. And y’all got it. That was a good one. Good round. Fit looks crazy. You guys always Sorry about You’re the man. I love you. Well, well, that’s a wrap. Nine holes victory. Me and Funk. If you like what you saw, drop the boys a sub and be sure to check out Boy Golf Resorts. Awesome place out here. And Gel Golf Travel. Thanks for getting us out here. Peace. Where’s my sock? We will be back. We will be back. [Music]

2v2 from Donald Ross Memorial Course in Harbor Springs Michigan. It’s Funky & Noah Vs. Gale & Lando. 9 Holes straight up stroke play, Loser has to sing a duet together to post all over social media. As tensions run high which team will prevail in our BEST match yet. Enjoy!