When my first child was born, I could literally see the course I was *supposed* to be playing that day from the window of the hospital!
She came about 10 days early, so I figured I was good to go, one last round before I became a dad… then my wife’s water broke at 11pm the night before, and I ended up sending my friend a picture of my new baby at 7am the next day to let him know I couldn’t make it.
9 years later, and I’m taking her and my son out for 9 holes tonight!
Congrats, OP!
Mediocre_Insurance21
Get used to not playing as much the next few years
waldingur
Be sure to practice your swing during delivery
BostonFishGolf
Brother is speed running marriage -> divorce
Competitive_Plum_970
Last round for a while
fmemich
You are sick! How can you even think about sitting in that hospital room?
Aromatic-Act-8268
Chesterfield 🫡
Longhorns95
Welcome to Micky’s clubhouse
appleking88
At least you’ll have a good view for the next couple days…
bunkin
First kid? Def have the time. Second one flies out fast, so be careful friend
tehnoodnub
Sometimes labour can last a pretty long time. Worth the risk I reckon.
NateJCAF
I mean she’ll be in there a while…
Heir-of-Elendil
Follow your heart. ❤️
DPGC_24
Ask for forgiveness later
UncleTio92
Just tell her to hold it until you get back
NutmegManwithbigsack
Just walk on and play a couple holes
BroodLord1962
How to fuck up your relationship
Captain_Pink_Pants
Nice of you to wait with your wife until the UPS guy arrives… I can only imagine how many of these he has to go to.
roadsterlife
Could probably fit 9 in
jnyk20
Do it. You won’t.
zzx101
Just keep playing until you get to that hole that’s adjacent to the hospital and hop the fence.
EconomyJoke9633
Do it
Myreddditusername
The Blue Eye of Sauron checking pin placements
SeedyRedwood
Don’t really have to be there until she is like 10 cm dilated. That could be hours.
Minimum_Holiday_5611
You don’t have the balls
giantavs
Do it. Not like you’re pushing or anything.
Ironcondorzoo
You’ll have the kid forever. These opportunities only come occasionally
IslaTecha
Congrats!!
dahipster
Finally, someone posted a course I’ve played! If I wasn’t at work tomorrow, I’d offer to nip down from Shef and join you. Best wishes (for the 9)!
SmilingEyes725
It was nice knowing you 🫡
Typical_Campaign_202
Don’t worry, you’ll have plenty of time to play once the kid comes…… /s
HistoryAlarmed1319
Worst case, 9 Holes.
Best case, Hole in one and you stay for drinks after.
The_Lawler
First kid? If so, she will be in labor for hours. You can’t def get a full 18 if you want. Make sure to turn off your phone to avoid stress
ScytheFokker
Please get off of reddit and go see to the pregnant wife
44 Comments
Go for it, I’m sure she’ll find someone to raise your child
It’s not yours anyway so go play
Hope you brought a junior set, gotta start em young
Love how you’re actually facing the course 😂
Go for it this could take hours.
I mean…. A little driving range time never hurt nobody.
Just dont miss the birth part and youll survive to see another kid.
/s for all the people that think Im actually advocating golf > family
Didn’t expect to see a local course on here
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Her boyfriend will be in the room shortly
When my first child was born, I could literally see the course I was *supposed* to be playing that day from the window of the hospital!
She came about 10 days early, so I figured I was good to go, one last round before I became a dad… then my wife’s water broke at 11pm the night before, and I ended up sending my friend a picture of my new baby at 7am the next day to let him know I couldn’t make it.
9 years later, and I’m taking her and my son out for 9 holes tonight!
Congrats, OP!
Get used to not playing as much the next few years
Be sure to practice your swing during delivery
Brother is speed running marriage -> divorce
Last round for a while
You are sick! How can you even think about sitting in that hospital room?
Chesterfield 🫡
Welcome to Micky’s clubhouse
At least you’ll have a good view for the next couple days…
First kid? Def have the time. Second one flies out fast, so be careful friend
Sometimes labour can last a pretty long time. Worth the risk I reckon.
I mean she’ll be in there a while…
Follow your heart. ❤️
Ask for forgiveness later
Just tell her to hold it until you get back
Just walk on and play a couple holes
How to fuck up your relationship
Nice of you to wait with your wife until the UPS guy arrives… I can only imagine how many of these he has to go to.
Could probably fit 9 in
Do it. You won’t.
Just keep playing until you get to that hole that’s adjacent to the hospital and hop the fence.
Do it
The Blue Eye of Sauron checking pin placements
Don’t really have to be there until she is like 10 cm dilated. That could be hours.
You don’t have the balls
Do it. Not like you’re pushing or anything.
You’ll have the kid forever. These opportunities only come occasionally
Congrats!!
Finally, someone posted a course I’ve played! If I wasn’t at work tomorrow, I’d offer to nip down from Shef and join you. Best wishes (for the 9)!
It was nice knowing you 🫡
Don’t worry, you’ll have plenty of time to play once the kid comes…… /s
Worst case, 9
Holes.
Best case,
Hole in one and you stay for drinks after.
First kid? If so, she will be in labor for hours. You can’t def get a full 18 if you want. Make sure to turn off your phone to avoid stress
Please get off of reddit and go see to the pregnant wife