Am i about to get my tour card??

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12 Comments

  1. pornaltgraphy

    That’s how I got mine!

    Well, I mean technically it’s not here yet because I have to wait 6-8 weeks…but I paid the $10,000 already so it should be here soon.

  2. FinsT00theleft

    … or else they’ve been trying to reach you about your golf cart’s extended warranty!

  3. PrettyAwesomeGuy

    Did Paige send you a three way invite with Nelly? I’ve already paid their airfare and sent a few extra grand.

  4. Impressive_Bug6786

    Prob tell you to quit sending dick pics

  5. No-Technology69

    yes they are inviting you to a tournament and you will win and beat scotty

  6. DeV303030

    You get Jim Nantz to narrate a gangbang with your choice of 10 PGA TOUR wives or ex wives on espn +

  7. WolfOfPort

    Yes you just gotta fill out form pay minor deposit let them sleep with your wife and then submit your mailing info really simple

  8. dpyanks17

    Is it me you’re looking for? I’m 15 handicap, and can’t puttt for crap. Helllloooo

  9. Swampylawyer

    I’m waiting for them to say “here’s a picture of me so you know I’m real. Scottie is with me too”

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