Play with a pro and perfect weather. The pro can buy all my drinks and hot dogs at the turn
Livid_Cartographer
Card an ace then take the bottom 3 options and I’m probably shooting a personal best anyway.
Amazing_Orange_4111
Career low and the bottom 3 for sure. Dont care about the middle one’s if I’m having a great round lol
bisc56
Perfect weather no 3 putts stripped 1st drive birdie on 18
bartolocologne40
Career low and everything on the bottom
Square-Mushroom-3417
Perfect weather , no three out , no lost ball, birdie 18th
Nickn753
Play with a pro, perfect weather and no lost balls. I have the rest of my life to look forward to making my first ace, but playing with a PGA Tour Pro would be a once in a lifetime experience that i would otherwise never get to experience. I dont mind a bit of waiting when the weather is perfect and i have a pro to talk with, especially if some friends or my parents are also playing along. And i despise looking for my ball, so no lost balls would be massive.
edit: i misscalculated, scratch the “no lost balls”. I’ll just enjoy the weather and playing with a pro.
orchids_of_asuka
Card an Ace and all the $10 selections That will also all but guarantee a career low for me too
Admiral-Cuckington
Shoot career low basically takes care of all three at the bottom so I will take no waiting and career low for $80.
SlavetoLove123
Hole in one and the bottom 3.
Hotdawg454
perfect weather, no 3 putts, no lost balls and i stripe my first drive. should be able to shoot a career low with that
The_Stein244
Card an Ace and Perfect Weather. not even close
snickerDUDEls
No waiting, no 3 putts, and no lost balls means I’m shooting low. Hard not to take the Ace though…
Brief_Intention_5300
Play with a pro and the bottom 3.
I’ve never had an ace, but it doesn’t bother me.
WindigoMac
Ace and perfect weather
Accidental-Hyzer
Play with a pro (assuming this is a tour pro based on the picture), because I’ll always have a chance at the first two (even remotely with an ace) but probably never have the chance to play with a tour pro.
Then I’ll pick no three putts and no lost balls, which means I’ll have a pretty good round and not look like a complete jackass in front of said pro.
justsignuptodownvote
Perfect weather and hole in one
Pinkglock92
Play with a pro, no three putt, stripped first drive !!
bcncaz
card an ace for $50.
$30 leftover to tip cart girl
Trip_Se7ens
Perfect weather, no waiting, no lost balls, and birdie the 18th.
scanlor
Perfect weather, no waiting, no lost balls, and use the extra $10 to buy a turn dog
awfuckthisshit
Career low and perfect weather playing with my family
_itainthardtotell
Shoot career low + perfect weather, please.
MagicCarpetBomb
Career Low and No Waiting
GenitalCommericals
Career low, no waiting.
Career low would most likely eliminate lost balls and three putts for me. Career low could also accidentally get me an Ace as well as a birdie on 18.
Philbythelake
No 3 puts No waiting No lost balls Birdie 18
greenmachine442200
Card an ace, no lost balls, and birdie on 18th. That would most likely turn into my best round ever.
Mafroe
Ace & perfect weather
Zealousideal_Amount8
Perfect weather and career best
MyLife-DumpsterFire
I’d have $20 leftover, because all I’d care about is good weather and no waiting.
Digitking003
For me: – Play with a pro – Perfect weather (recency bias)
madshm3411
Career Low and Perfect Weather, what else do you need?
GolfAddictShane
I’d hate feeling like I bought a hole in one. Perfect weather, no three putts, no lost balls, birdie 18.
garyt1957
Give me Shoot a career low for $50 and No Waiting for $30
HarryThaHitman
Card an ace and no 3 putts! I would easily shoot my best round if that happened so I get a square for free lol
NothingButTheTea
I usually hate shit like this, but man, no waiting, great weather, and no last balls sounds INSANE!
I’ll tip whoever made that happen the last $10.
Archly_Jittery
I haven’t sniffed my career low in three years. That and perfect weather I could deal with anything else.
IsleofManc
Some of these answers are baffling. Any of the bottom 6 happen multiple times a year, sometimes at the same time. I’ve had 4 of those happen this month.
A lot of people will shoot a new career low at some point going forward and a hole in one is unlikely but can happen at any random time.
The only truly unreachable one out of all of those is playing with a pro. And if you can choose the pro as well then there’s absolutely no doubt that’s the best option. Your friends might be excited to hear about your hole in one or new career low but if you tell them you played a round with Tiger Woods then they’re probably telling every golfer they know that story.
PeaceSparkle1
Play with a pro, stripped 1st drive, birdie 18th and no lost balls.
MetalHead_Literally
Give me a pro with perfect weather. Who cares about waiting at that point? More time to shoot the shit with Scottie or whoever.
Moist-Pickle-2736
> Pick no three putts
> Four putt everything
duper12677
Perfect weather, no waiting, no lost balls, and a birdie on 18 sounds like a day of living my best life to me
Office_Dolt
No lost balls and pocket the rest to pay for my round. Free golf is the perfect golf.
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Play with a pro and perfect weather. The pro can buy all my drinks and hot dogs at the turn
Card an ace then take the bottom 3 options and I’m probably shooting a personal best anyway.
Career low and the bottom 3 for sure. Dont care about the middle one’s if I’m having a great round lol
Perfect weather no 3 putts stripped 1st drive birdie on 18
Career low and everything on the bottom
Perfect weather , no three out , no lost ball, birdie 18th
Play with a pro, perfect weather and no lost balls. I have the rest of my life to look forward to making my first ace, but playing with a PGA Tour Pro would be a once in a lifetime experience that i would otherwise never get to experience. I dont mind a bit of waiting when the weather is perfect and i have a pro to talk with, especially if some friends or my parents are also playing along. And i despise looking for my ball, so no lost balls would be massive.
edit: i misscalculated, scratch the “no lost balls”. I’ll just enjoy the weather and playing with a pro.
Card an Ace and all the $10 selections
That will also all but guarantee a career low for me too
Shoot career low basically takes care of all three at the bottom so I will take no waiting and career low for $80.
Hole in one and the bottom 3.
perfect weather, no 3 putts, no lost balls and i stripe my first drive. should be able to shoot a career low with that
Card an Ace and Perfect Weather. not even close
No waiting, no 3 putts, and no lost balls means I’m shooting low. Hard not to take the Ace though…
Play with a pro and the bottom 3.
I’ve never had an ace, but it doesn’t bother me.
Ace and perfect weather
Play with a pro (assuming this is a tour pro based on the picture), because I’ll always have a chance at the first two (even remotely with an ace) but probably never have the chance to play with a tour pro.
Then I’ll pick no three putts and no lost balls, which means I’ll have a pretty good round and not look like a complete jackass in front of said pro.
Perfect weather and hole in one
Play with a pro, no three putt, stripped first drive !!
card an ace for $50.
$30 leftover to tip cart girl
Perfect weather, no waiting, no lost balls, and birdie the 18th.
Perfect weather, no waiting, no lost balls, and use the extra $10 to buy a turn dog
Career low and perfect weather playing with my family
Shoot career low + perfect weather, please.
Career Low and No Waiting
Career low, no waiting.
Career low would most likely eliminate lost balls and three putts for me. Career low could also accidentally get me an Ace as well as a birdie on 18.
No 3 puts
No waiting
No lost balls
Birdie 18
Card an ace, no lost balls, and birdie on 18th. That would most likely turn into my best round ever.
Ace & perfect weather
Perfect weather and career best
I’d have $20 leftover, because all I’d care about is good weather and no waiting.
For me:
– Play with a pro
– Perfect weather (recency bias)
Career Low and Perfect Weather, what else do you need?
I’d hate feeling like I bought a hole in one. Perfect weather, no three putts, no lost balls, birdie 18.
Give me Shoot a career low for $50 and No Waiting for $30
Card an ace and no 3 putts! I would easily shoot my best round if that happened so I get a square for free lol
I usually hate shit like this, but man, no waiting, great weather, and no last balls sounds INSANE!
I’ll tip whoever made that happen the last $10.
I haven’t sniffed my career low in three years. That and perfect weather I could deal with anything else.
Some of these answers are baffling. Any of the bottom 6 happen multiple times a year, sometimes at the same time. I’ve had 4 of those happen this month.
A lot of people will shoot a new career low at some point going forward and a hole in one is unlikely but can happen at any random time.
The only truly unreachable one out of all of those is playing with a pro. And if you can choose the pro as well then there’s absolutely no doubt that’s the best option. Your friends might be excited to hear about your hole in one or new career low but if you tell them you played a round with Tiger Woods then they’re probably telling every golfer they know that story.
Play with a pro, stripped 1st drive, birdie 18th and no lost balls.
Give me a pro with perfect weather. Who cares about waiting at that point? More time to shoot the shit with Scottie or whoever.
> Pick no three putts
> Four putt everything
Perfect weather, no waiting, no lost balls, and a birdie on 18 sounds like a day of living my best life to me
No lost balls and pocket the rest to pay for my round. Free golf is the perfect golf.