Card an Ace + No Waiting is the only answer… I’ll gladly take 5 putts every hole if it meant a hole in 1 😂

by Tricky-Percentage434

43 Comments

  1. Ill_Dig163

    Play with a pro and perfect weather. The pro can buy all my drinks and hot dogs at the turn

  2. Livid_Cartographer

    Card an ace then take the bottom 3 options and I’m probably shooting a personal best anyway.

  3. Amazing_Orange_4111

    Career low and the bottom 3 for sure. Dont care about the middle one’s if I’m having a great round lol

  4. Perfect weather no 3 putts stripped 1st drive birdie on 18

  5. bartolocologne40

    Career low and everything on the bottom

  6. Square-Mushroom-3417

    Perfect weather , no three out , no lost ball, birdie 18th

  7. Nickn753

    Play with a pro, perfect weather and no lost balls. I have the rest of my life to look forward to making my first ace, but playing with a PGA Tour Pro would be a once in a lifetime experience that i would otherwise never get to experience. I dont mind a bit of waiting when the weather is perfect and i have a pro to talk with, especially if some friends or my parents are also playing along. And i despise looking for my ball, so no lost balls would be massive.

    edit: i misscalculated, scratch the “no lost balls”. I’ll just enjoy the weather and playing with a pro.

  8. orchids_of_asuka

    Card an Ace and all the $10 selections
    That will also all but guarantee a career low for me too

  9. Admiral-Cuckington

    Shoot career low basically takes care of all three at the bottom so I will take no waiting and career low for $80.

  10. Hotdawg454

    perfect weather, no 3 putts, no lost balls and i stripe my first drive. should be able to shoot a career low with that

  11. The_Stein244

    Card an Ace and Perfect Weather. not even close

  12. snickerDUDEls

    No waiting, no 3 putts, and no lost balls means I’m shooting low. Hard not to take the Ace though…

  13. Brief_Intention_5300

    Play with a pro and the bottom 3.

    I’ve never had an ace, but it doesn’t bother me.

  14. Accidental-Hyzer

    Play with a pro (assuming this is a tour pro based on the picture), because I’ll always have a chance at the first two (even remotely with an ace) but probably never have the chance to play with a tour pro.

    Then I’ll pick no three putts and no lost balls, which means I’ll have a pretty good round and not look like a complete jackass in front of said pro.

  15. justsignuptodownvote

    Perfect weather and hole in one

  16. Pinkglock92

    Play with a pro, no three putt, stripped first drive !!

  17. card an ace for $50.

    $30 leftover to tip cart girl

  18. Trip_Se7ens

    Perfect weather, no waiting, no lost balls, and birdie the 18th.

  19. scanlor

    Perfect weather, no waiting, no lost balls, and use the extra $10 to buy a turn dog

  20. awfuckthisshit

    Career low and perfect weather playing with my family

  21. _itainthardtotell

    Shoot career low + perfect weather, please.

  22. GenitalCommericals

    Career low, no waiting.

    Career low would most likely eliminate lost balls and three putts for me. Career low could also accidentally get me an Ace as well as a birdie on 18.

  23. Philbythelake

    No 3 puts
    No waiting
    No lost balls
    Birdie 18

  24. greenmachine442200

    Card an ace, no lost balls, and birdie on 18th. That would most likely turn into my best round ever.

  25. Zealousideal_Amount8

    Perfect weather and career best

  26. MyLife-DumpsterFire

    I’d have $20 leftover, because all I’d care about is good weather and no waiting.

  27. Digitking003

    For me:
    – Play with a pro
    – Perfect weather (recency bias)

  28. madshm3411

    Career Low and Perfect Weather, what else do you need?

  29. GolfAddictShane

    I’d hate feeling like I bought a hole in one. Perfect weather, no three putts, no lost balls, birdie 18.

  30. garyt1957

    Give me Shoot a career low for $50 and No Waiting for $30

  31. HarryThaHitman

    Card an ace and no 3 putts! I would easily shoot my best round if that happened so I get a square for free lol

  32. NothingButTheTea

    I usually hate shit like this, but man, no waiting, great weather, and no last balls sounds INSANE!

    I’ll tip whoever made that happen the last $10.

  33. Archly_Jittery

    I haven’t sniffed my career low in three years. That and perfect weather I could deal with anything else.

  34. IsleofManc

    Some of these answers are baffling. Any of the bottom 6 happen multiple times a year, sometimes at the same time. I’ve had 4 of those happen this month.

    A lot of people will shoot a new career low at some point going forward and a hole in one is unlikely but can happen at any random time.

    The only truly unreachable one out of all of those is playing with a pro. And if you can choose the pro as well then there’s absolutely no doubt that’s the best option. Your friends might be excited to hear about your hole in one or new career low but if you tell them you played a round with Tiger Woods then they’re probably telling every golfer they know that story.

  35. PeaceSparkle1

    Play with a pro, stripped 1st drive, birdie 18th and no lost balls.

  36. MetalHead_Literally

    Give me a pro with perfect weather. Who cares about waiting at that point? More time to shoot the shit with Scottie or whoever.

  37. Moist-Pickle-2736

    > Pick no three putts

    > Four putt everything

  38. duper12677

    Perfect weather, no waiting, no lost balls, and a birdie on 18 sounds like a day of living my best life to me

  39. Office_Dolt

    No lost balls and pocket the rest to pay for my round. Free golf is the perfect golf.

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