Donald Trump, Master Of Impressions

On a recent podcast, Donald Trump debuted his Shan Connory impression, saying the actor helped him get approval for his new Scottish golf course. You do a very good Scottish accent. Yeah. Well, but he did say that. He said, “Let the bloody bloke build his bloody golf course.” Sean Connory said, “Let the bloody bloke build his golf course.” Do you like impressions? Then get your tickets now for the Donald Trump Mimic America Great Again tour. You’ll hear all his classic impersonations. The Terminator. I’ll be back. Borat. My wife. The Kool-Aid Man. Oh yeah. Dorothy. There is no place like home. R2-D2. Bing bing bong bing. And of course Jeffrey Epstein. I love Donald Trump.

Get your tickets now for the Mimic America Great Again Tour.

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  1. I have it on good authority that Donald’s impression of a rabid monkey has Daniel Day Lewis and Andy Sirkis in gob-smacked awe of its authenticity, with Day Lewis remarking “and I thought I leaned hard into method acting”.

    Robert Downey Junior however was more circumspect saying he felt Trump had “gone full retard”.

  2. You stupid democrats hanging by threads because of hate….. where else in history has this Happened?

  3. Work is going to be hard for all these lazy Late Night writers after Donald leaves the White House.

    I bet—guarantee—a lot of them will get exposed as hacks and then fired when they start struggling with the monologue without Donald to bully.

    They must have realized by now that the same guy the media told Late Night writers to hate, attack, haze, and bully… is also their most important source of income and inspiration.

    He should be applauded for being their meal-ticket crutch—and respected, thanked, and appreciated accordingly.

    These corny weirdos are the same ones you knew from your old neighborhood as the still-breastfed toddlers that no one liked and always avoided. They grew up to be the same introverted, awkward, alone, and anonymously-arguing-online types, trying to overcome all those deeply rooted memories from their friendless, traumatic childhood—just begging and hoping to feel better and not still feel like the unconfident, no-self-esteem, bullied kid even 30 years later.

    All those socially mental Late Night writers that never had—and still don’t have, nor ever will—any real comedic instinct, no matter how much they study Jeff Dunham, hoping one day, maybe 🤞, a single comedic neuron fires in their brain.

    Those hacks need to be self-aware and realize Donald should be praised, thanked, and appreciated. Every single low-level, first-draft, unoriginal, lazy, uncreative, always-taking-the-low-hanging-fruit, elementary, predictable punchline-pandering, no-talent Late Night writer should apologize and bend the knee to Donald for keeping them employed for a decade—without any real talent or comedic voice—and certainly wouldn't be though if not for Trump starting them all on third base.

    Good luck.
    Well, actually, by the time I finished writing this meaningless post, they did cancel the show, so never mind.
    Sorry.

  4. If Trump captained the Titanic
    . There is no Iceberg.
    . We won't hit an Iceberg.
    . I knew it was an Iceberg before anyone else knew.
    . No one knows Icebergs better than I do.
    . The Penguins brought the Iceberg here.
    . No one could've predicted the Iceberg.
    . We cannot allow an Iceberg to stop our ship.
    .The crew is spreading fake news about Icebergs.
    . Some of you have to drown.
    . I am the best Captain, ask anyone.

  5. Trump took an elderly woman's only water supply for His Golf course in Scotland or evicted a 74 year old elderly woman who was stroke victim & even cut off medical care support for his great nephew who had cerebral palsy because of a dispute with the family regarding inheritance.

  6. I can't wait for when he reveals his musical talents, like when he does a duet with Jeffrey Epstein performing the tune "Thank Heaven for Little Girls".

  7. The slogan for the next Democratic candidate will most certainly be; "Make America Great Again".

  8. Ironic he's invoking Sean Connery's shupposhed shupport for his golf courshe, when James Bond caught another over-tanned slob with a gold fixation cheating at golf in Goldfinger .

  9. I was really expecting the disabled person 'impression' he once did to be up there.

  10. I currently live in Poland, I am also politically neutral, however, the USA is currently, in my opinion, a great place to go, as well as a few other countries too :), however, I am more focused on building my own enterprises, etc. however, if I am wanted in the USA, the Netherlands, Scandinavia, the UK, maybe Germany, I am open to that possibility :).

  11. Does he know that Sean Connery died 5 years ago? He was When did he say that? Cause of death? Dementia. Bye, James Bond.

  12. Worse impression of Sean Connery who never said that to the Orange Blob and his impression of a president and human being many people good people strong people are saying trump's is the worst in American history

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