Trump’s Golf Meltdown: Loses Game, Fires ‘Woke’ Staff, Claims Rigged Match
Donald Trump was once again playing golf at his own club today. But his day turned to disaster when he not only got caught cheating, no surprise there, but he went on to lose the game altogether. In an outburst in front of reporters, he insisted the whole game had been rigged against him by the radical left socialists and promptly fired the entire staff, accusing them of being woke communist freeloaders. The Department of Homeland Security later confirmed all the staff have been removed from the country, but would not say where they have been deported
In a surprising turn of events on the golf course, former President Donald Trump faced an unfortunate day at his own club. After being caught cheating, Trump ultimately lost the game, which led to a heated outburst. Before a group of reporters, he claimed the game was rigged by “Radical left socialists” and proceeded to dismiss his entire staff, labeling them as “Woke communist freeloaders.” The Department of Homeland Security later confirmed that all staff members have been removed from the country, though their destination remains undisclosed.
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