I’ve never seen a green this bad in person. Luckily this course was only 12$ to play

by Callof4632

44 Comments

  1. The_Slayerrr

    I wouldn’t even play this course if they paid me $12

  2. Donbedouin

    Good ole Stripe Show, that course builds character.

  3. Engineering_Simple

    Is the green in the room with us?

  4. 10-Minute-Version

    That’s not a green, that’s a brown

  5. Zastavarian

    Why would they plant a flag in the parking lot?

  6. thats_just_my_game

    I’ve seen dirt parking lots in much better condition than this

  7. darti_me

    NGL if they just convert it to sand greens it’ll be such a treat to play.

  8. Open-Emu-123

    It reminds me of my childhood in Eastern Europe😬

  9. Yerrrrrr99

    STRIPE SHOW REPRESENT

    Fr tho I wonder what it would take to get that place in better condition (i know more money) but yeah

  10. chiefincome

    You’ve obviously never played at Van Nuys “Country Club”.

  11. Crituhcul

    “Would you like a side of green with your dirt, sir?”

  12. HockeyBikeBeer

    Over by the cup it’s not too bad looking.

  13. LargeAssumption7235

    There are elements of a green

  14. TheyFloat2032

    Did you get any browns in regulation?

  15. shoresy99

    Better call ClubProGuy. It looks like Miggy has been moonlighting again!

  16. Shouldn’t a green be… I don’t know… green?

  17. Align_Ball_Marker

    $12 is still too expensive 😅

  18. B_M_Fahrtz

    Stripe show!!! Amazing place to play if you love ruining your experience

  19. I stayed at that hotel in the background and remember this sad course right next to it

  20. Im_a_Little_Stitous

    I would say right to left. Maybe a foot…maybe two? Still want to hit it though, don’t leave it short.

  21. tekhnomancer

    That ain’t a green. That’s a brown.

  22. No_Contribution7765

    I hope you didn’t pay to play on that

  23. Traditional_Prune_87

    At first glance, I thought it was the parking lot.

  24. 1200multistrada

    That’s a gray, not a green.

  25. RealisticWLUStudent

    Torrey Pines looking good

  26. Comfortable-Force595

    I played this course in its prime when Fiesta Mall was thriving

  27. Powerful-Gur9067

    Is that Red Roof Inn resort course??!!

  28. FatFaceFaster

    Guys…

    They’re charging $12.99 for golf in Phoenix.

    It may not be everyone’s thing to play a dirt track but for a lot of people they’re happy just whacking a ball around and truly don’t care about conditions.

    My maintenance budget alone is $1.2M

    Divided by 30,000 rounds that’s $40 per golfer that goes to my maintenance alone. That’s not covering taxes, wages for pro shop staff, salaries for management etc.

    Our green fees are $87 for round and cart.

    Our conditions are much better than what is pictured but it takes a LOT of inputs. For example about $5 from every round goes to my fungicide budget. Another $4 goes to my fertilizer and wetting agent budget…

    You want decent conditions, you pay more money. You want super cheap golf you might play on greens that get wiped out by disease or drought because they don’t have money for fungicides, wetting agents or (in arizona) adequate irrigation.

    This is like someone who owns a Mercedes saying they can’t imagine driving to work in a 1997 honda.

    Maybe the 1997 Honda is all you can afford, or maybe you just don’t care to spend your money on cars. Either way you get to work in your Honda. The Mercedes is just fancier.

    I say this as a superintendent. My life is growing healthy grass that produces excellent playing conditions for discerning golfers. But there is absolutely a market for cheap golf that just lets people swing a club and play the game.

  29. Suspicious-Balance79

    That’s why mods are so stupid they work at shitty places like this course

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