I Channeled My Inner Tiger Woods (New PR)

I Channeled My Inner Tiger Woods (New PR)

You like that, Santi? I love that. Come on, baby. [Applause] So, you can click off this video if you’ve made it this far into it. That is the craziest nine holes I’ve ever played in my life. All right, [ __ ] Welcome back to episode three. As you guys saw last round, it was a rough one. It was a rough one. The mental was all over the place. The putting, I mean, we made one good putt in the beginning. Back here at Miami Shores. Next episode, we’ll do it at a different course, but you know, this has just been the quickest, easiest next to my crib. We got the premiere card. We get the premier special. We’re throwing in a pouch. So, I think I’ve been practicing putting a little bit. I actually hit 91 the other day, not recording. I was nine over on the front, 11 over on the back. So, we’ll see what today brings. Uh, we’re starting off whole 10. Not too many people at the course. We’re going to hit up going to hit a few balls here and warm up. No pressure, right, Santi? We’re just having fun. We’re going to get after it. So, I should warm up putting before today’s round, before every round, but I’m not. I really, really just got to get that driver to go straight. Usually, my warm-up recently has been a few shots with a 54, some pitching wedge, and then a lower iron, and my driver, a 3-wood. Let me know what your warm-up routine is below before you play a [ __ ] round, besides having some beers and tequila. Guys, before we get back to the video, I just want to warn you that this round is the most insane roller coaster you will ever see in your [ __ ] life. I went from playing like Helen Keller to Tiger Woods. That is all I am going to say. If you can bear with me through these front nine that’ll make you want to never come back to this YouTube channel and watch the back nine, I promise you it’ll be worth it. Stay till the end of the video. Enjoy it. Let me know what you think. And thank you so much to all of you who’ve been tuning into this channel. Back to Road to Break 90. Nothing like a fresh sheet. We’re not going to count. We’re not going to think of the score. We’re not going to do [ __ ] We’re just going to play some golf. All right. Hole 10. Starting off the back nine. We have a pretty short par4. Says you shouldn’t drive it past 200. I’m not driving it. We’re going to start off smart. 311 from the whites. White blue. We got some people on there, but let’s get her going. [Music] We’re in the bush. That was a great shot in the bush. All right, guys. Just a strong start in the middle of a [ __ ] bush. I actually think I can hit it through this bush. I’m gonna do that. I’m gonna indeed do that. We do have a hole there. Um yeah, we’re gonna You know what? We’re going to start aggressive today. We’re going to start off smart. Here we go, guys. 100 yards from the pin. Let’s just get it through this hole right here. Come on. I did it. I did it. I did it. I did it. Where did it [ __ ] land us, Auntie? That’s the question. Oh, I see it. We’re still in the sand, but we got through. All right, guys. We’ve escaped our first danger. Now we’re 66 yds out. Third shot. Get up. Couldn’t be in a worse position now. Like literally, I thought I would catch a break right there, dude. A dude. Hard-boiled egg or whatever the [ __ ] you call it. This is bad. This is really bad. Just Just wait till you see my luck. All right. It it honestly couldn’t be worse, but you know, that’s usually how the round starts with just absolute utter [ __ ] terror. This is an impossible shot. I don’t know what to do here. Um Oh, I actually think you can take a single stroke drop pickup. You pick it up. Yeah. I mean, it honestly makes no difference if I just [ __ ] went like this, right? I can’t hit it up. Watch out. Already in the [ __ ] bunkers. Oh my god. What an out. What an out. Come on. That was lowkey the best out of my life. Pin high, dude. Pin high out after taking a stroke. That was one, two, three, four. Hold up. One, two, three. That was my fifth shot. No. Not again. Not again. Not again, dude. You know what? I don’t give a [ __ ] That was the most [ __ ] start ever. Put a triple on the [ __ ] thing. We’re breaking 90 today. [ __ ] had to move it out of the [ __ ] egg hole bunker down. Great out. Terrible putt there. Too much gas. It was the first putt. Nervous putt. Got it out of the way. Three over through one. We’re playing golf today. Come on. We’re going to move from that. Honestly, I’m not even pissed. I’m actually kind of happy that happened. Yeah, that was pretty [ __ ] like that chip shot from the [ __ ] sand the second one I needed a foot. But that’s that’s why this game is so [ __ ] difficult. And that’s why, you know, entertainment is entertainment, right? I’m not going to chirp other any sort of athlete on the internet that makes [ __ ] up, but we are never going to [ __ ] cap on a rat with this series. So, hole two. Let’s go. 345 yard par four. Let’s fire. First drive of the day. Let’s make it a good one. All right. So, I actually had a few tips from a guy who used to be on the PGA tour this past weekend on my driver. I’ve been slicing Oh my god. Sorry for the bounce, guys. Maybe we’ll upgrade the stabilizer. Look, we’re in Jurassic Park. Little dinosaur right here. Yeah. So, he had me adjust my grip a little bit. Um I’ll have to show you on the next one. and lean a little bit more back, weight more on my back foot. And it seems like that has been definitely helping. That might have been one of the some of the best. I mean, it got a ridiculous balance. Like I’m about to tell you like we might just be holy [ __ ] [ __ ] Like talk about a [ __ ] pride, ladies and gentlemen. We are just [ __ ] 50 yards off the [ __ ] [ __ ] hole. That was a 310 yard [ __ ] drive, [ __ ] And he got a crazy bounce. Yo, what the [ __ ] is this dirt though, bro? This course needs a lot of help, bro. That is an absolute [ __ ] fairway. But you know what? 55 yards out here off the drive. That was such a good drive. If we can do that all day, I’ll be stoked. Head down. We’re locked in today. Oh god. All right. Not a great chip. Not a great chip. Should have been on the green after that one, but let’s keep going. Let’s go. All right, that first [ __ ] putt back there to save double bogey after that dog hole. Um, it rolled fast. So, you got to be very smooth here with the putting. All right, bogey. We’ll take bogeies all day. All right, guys. Hole three here. We’re four over. Road to break 90, as you know. Um, we got a river 190 out. So, I usually hit my five iron about 200 yards if I full swing it. And a pretty smooth five iron. Wins against. Hopefully get it like 175 around there. Then we got to [ __ ] get it on the green. The goal is to have a par look every time. Obviously, I don’t give a [ __ ] if I don’t get par. But if we get if you bogey every hole, that means you [ __ ] hit 89 on this course. So, just play smart golf. Keep it chill. And let’s whack some balls. Sit, sit, sit, sit, sit, sit, sit, sit, sit, sit, sit, sit. Great shot. Great shot. Great shot. I thought I hit a little too hard there, but we did exactly that. That was a 175 shot. Come on. Just cracked a little DP. I’m a CZ guy, but these golf courses are only carrying DP. 105 yards out from the pin. We got the river in front, like I said, and the ball is right here. [ __ ] fairway. Beautiful. Let’s keep this. Let’s get a little momentum going here. That’s That’s what we need. A little [ __ ] se momentum. Going to hit a 50° here. The approach, dude, I feel like I know I feel like I’ve I know too much now at this point in in just three months. It’s like, holy [ __ ] It just goes to show though really like when you I had never watched golf content before in my life. I had gone to Top Golf a few times, but after I hit a few good shots over winter break last year during Christmas, like I’ve spent at least an hour a day watching content at night before going to bed um at like 10 p.m. just watching golf content. Like, you want to get better at something quickly. And I know you’re not supposed to try and want to get better quickly at this [ __ ] or at anything because it’s just not realistic. And the point is to not rush it and actually enjoy the process. But when you really put in the time to like consume the content, come out to the range and practice. Obviously, I’m lucky to, you know, be able to do that more than someone who work a traditional job or anything, you know, you can see the [ __ ] progress quickly. So, we’re 101 yards to the pin. It’s got a little bit of a down slope above it, up slope at it, if that makes any sense. So, I can probably hit like a 105, 107 shot here. Uh, I usually hit about like 105, 110 with the 50°. So, yeah. Let’s see. Yeah, wind is against a bit here. So, going to have to hit this pretty much full, I think. All right, ladies and gentlemen, ladies and degenerates, we have our first birdie look of the day. What a [ __ ] You like that, Santi? I love that [ __ ] Come on, baby. Calm and collected. First birdie look of the day. Most importantly, see what happens. We’re taking out the flag every [ __ ] hole moving forward. Whatever, bro. First the [ __ ] stuffed egg and now we got the [ __ ] flag hit. Perfect line. I did hit that putt a little bit hard. If it wouldn’t have hit the flag, it probably would have gone [ __ ] 3 ft ahead of it, but I read the line correctly. Just got to read the pace better. First part of the day. Time to give me a [ __ ] Let’s go. Come on. All right, fellas. Hole four here. First par five of the day. Pretty nice comeback after that first hole. Triple bogey. We’re aiming at the church here. Let’s fire the [ __ ] engine. Get another good drive up. Oh, the bunker. All right, that’s a good one. We’re in the bunker, though. Keep it going. All right, guys. We’re in the bunker tin again. This time, not a [ __ ] 230 out. We’re gonna hit the five iron. I’m feeling a pretty a little bit ballsy today, huh? Santi. Oh [ __ ] See, as soon as I put my club down, I had a feeling I shouldn’t have hit the five iron. Probably needed a little bit more um what is that [ __ ] called? Loft. Like probably should have hit like a probably should have punched it out with like a seven or eight. Not just a hundred some yards out, but it’s all good. Heard it bounce off a tree. I think it was a lucky tree bounce. Either way, it’s a par five. Second shot. [ __ ] it. Let’s keep it rolling. I’m in good spirits today. Let’s hope it reflects on the game. Oh [ __ ] Not a bad lie. Thank you, tree. All right, we got 95 yards out. Yeah, honestly, I can hit my 54 here. I don’t think it’s going to I don’t I’m not in the I’m not in the treere’s way here. or the tree’s not in my way. Oh no. [ __ ] See, bro, there’s like this thing that happens before every shot. As soon as I st stood over the ball, I’m like, “Okay, I’m in the rough, though.” And there’s like a lot of fluff beneath the ball. So, I don’t know. Whatever. We’re moving up. We’re moving up. Get up and down here for Paris. Back in the [ __ ] dumpster truck. 62 yards out. Oh, wow. That was on the green, right? I was like right in the bunker, I feel like. Was it in the bunker or the green? [ __ ] I think it might be in the middle of the bunker. I got to take a pouch and I got to chill out here. Way to [ __ ] up the hole. Hey, Santi. Happens, man. One, two, three. This is four. This is five. This is five. Really need to focus here now. A little bit too high spirits. Back to locking in. Something about the putting is just weird. I’m horrible at this sport. That’s a triple bogey right here. Just when you thought we were doing good, the tides turned for the worse. That’s just so bad. That’s just so bad. Like that one might have [ __ ] up the mental there. Really bad. Really bad. Really bad. A [ __ ] quad. What? I lost focus there completely. The camera made me lose focus. Making excuses. Turn this off. We’re done for the day here. Nothing to be said, fellas. There’s nothing to be said. Getting the best drives of my life at least. [ __ ] [ __ ] 125 pitching wedge coming out. Potentially the luckiest bounce on the [ __ ] planet there. [ __ ] Hit a tree then the car path and landed to the right of the green. Ah. Turn it off. I did not touch the vault. I did not touch the [ __ ] ball. I swear I didn’t touch the ball. No, I saw it. Did Is that better or worse? I think this is the same piece of [ __ ] [Music] This this this just sucks, bro. Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. That was pretty good. That was pretty good. I mean, what is this for? [ __ ] 10. I think it’s fair to say we’re not breaking 90 today after that [ __ ] horrendous piece of dog [ __ ] [ __ ] watch yourself here. Yeah. So, you can click off this video if you’ve made it this far into it. up. Should we change the name of the series or do we keep it to still road to break 90? I mean, cuz that’s what I’m trying to do, but I feel like it’s giving me like negative aura. Like, I was feeling great, bro. I was feeling great. And then what the [ __ ] happened on the par five? One little chip to another bad little chip to a [ __ ] putt that went to Vietnam. [ __ ] 337 yd par4. So, while we wait to hit, let’s just take a moment here and assess what has gone wrong today in this round. Number one, I’m a [ __ ] golfer. Number two, I’m sober. Number three, I was in high spirits after the triple, then went bogey par and then the wheels came off because I lost focus and got a bit excited after that par. So, it’s usually how it goes, right? I hit an incredible drive. Everything else falls apart. So, I just got to, you know, also the camera. Maybe talking to the cameras. I got to get used to this while playing a sport. Maybe get used to this. I already know how to [ __ ] do this. Let’s wait for [ __ ] Patunia up here to get off the [ __ ] fairway so we can hit a goddamn 300 yard bomb. Holy [ __ ] Come on, dude. The driver at least is [ __ ] flying. Look at that [ __ ] drive. Literally faded it into dead center of the [ __ ] fairway. If the rest of my game dials in, I’m literally should be Tiger Woodsing it from the whites and burning every [ __ ] hole. 124 from the [ __ ] Was that a 360 yard [ __ ] par4 or how far was it? Holy [ __ ] 409 yard par4. That was a 20 [ __ ] 60 yard [ __ ] drive. Mine [ __ ] pitching wedge. Pitching wedge. So, I hit up the rush of this chick today, this Polish chick. And uh I asked her, I was like, she’s pretty hot. I was like, “Would you be down to come with me to the golf course and whip me anytime I three putt?” She said she’s down. We’re [ __ ] sorting it out for the next episode. So, if you’re watching this episode right now, just know that on the next one, I’m going to be getting my ass smacked by a blonde Polish rocket anytime I three putt. That might be what is left for me to be a better putter. Santi, do you agree or disagree? I think that would add so much more to your golf game. Okay, fantastic. And we’re doing it. Holy [ __ ] dude. I was about to as soon as I was stepped over the ball, I was like, I need a club up here. 126 pitching wedge. Probably should hit a 9 iron. And we landed on the [ __ ] green. So, I don’t know the exact rules, but there looks like there’s a thousand [ __ ] holes in the ground and that this is ground under repair. Comment below if this is not ground under repair, but after the nonsense that just happened on the last two holes, and I never do this. I’m going to move it right [ __ ] here. All right, same distance. We got a lot of meat on this stick. It’s about a [ __ ] 20 yard putt. This is our third shot here. If we two putt, we’ll get par. Wow, that is breaking to the right, going uphill after about 10 yards. All right, that [ __ ] pouch is starting to make me buzz out here. Oh, it broke right just like I told you. Just like I told you. A little bit past the pin, but I would say that’s a pretty good [ __ ] putt from 25 yards out. Better than my three-foot putts. Little bit downhill here. Right of the cup. Second par of the day. Santi, how much are you holding your breath before every time I putt? I I’m holding it. I’m definitely got steady aim pro on the camera when I’m putting like an NW2. Dude, that’s literally what I’ve been doing. I’ve been thinking of COD hold. I’m like, “All right, I’m sniping this [ __ ] I’m sniping.” All right, let’s just have a great day here. [ __ ] it. Dude, I honestly feel like I’m repeating myself every [ __ ] hole. Shut up and play. So, aside from bombing, getting a triple bogey on the first, triple bogey on the first, quad bogey on that [ __ ] other shitterter, and then the bunker [ __ ] shite. I’ve caught every fairway with a driver. And so, listen, I’m the last person you want to take advice from when it comes to golf, as you can tell. But what the guy told me the other day with my driver was I had been holding it like my irons. I had been holding it like normally, like my irons, like this. He had me like move my grip over a bit more over like that and then have this little [ __ ] in between my fat thumb and index finger point at my right shoulder with a little back lean, little duggey. It’s been working so far, but as you guys know, this sport is like uh mixed emotions going through menopause every [ __ ] hole. So, I mean, hopefully, you know, we get lucky here again. First fairway we’ve missed. A little bit far right though, but I think we have a look here. Oh, I got a [ __ ] Feel a little dookie coming out. Might be all the DP and [ __ ] mango [ __ ] Lucy’s we’re ripping. Let’s keep it going. Let’s keep it going. All right. Absolutely pessimist lie here. It’s a mixture of like [ __ ] sand and dog [ __ ] Might be able to get away with that. 152 yards out. Trees in front of gang and uh two people on the [ __ ] green right now. Oh, should I take a for [ __ ] A for [ __ ] Could sneak one in. Nah, for someone who uses a roll every time I shoot, that’s not going to work. I have to tuck it in. I mean, there’s no difference to that and punching it into the [ __ ] fairway. Hit the tree all the way left to the fairway. Get in, Santi. All right, guys. 110 to the pin. We got the 50°ree again. Get up there. All right. Good [ __ ] shot. Definitely a great shot. Only the drive would have been there. All right, guys. Big putt to save par, but I’ll be happy with a bogey 100%. [ __ ] dude. Ah, lot of meat on that one. A lot of meat on that one. All right, good bogey save after hitting a [ __ ] Let’s keep it going. All right, guys. Approaching the eighth hole of the day. Got a par three here. This is the first par three of the day. Yeah, back n doesn’t have as many par threes and we started on the back nine today. A little bit of traffic here. Kind of slowing down the vibe, but it’s all right. I’m hitting a sixiron. It’s 185 against the wind. Hitting my five iron about 200. I don’t hit my sixiron too often, but feel like this is playing like 190ish. So, yeah, maybe I should hit a five iron. I don’t know. I feel I’m feeling the six by the tree. Yeah, not bad. It’s decent. Oh, [ __ ] me, dude. It’s all good. I got nervous with the people [ __ ] behind us. That’s it. These people are going to [ __ ] kill me. Absolutely [ __ ] awful to save Bogey. All right. [ __ ] Oh my god, bro. Between the waiting and the [ __ ] behind me, that just [ __ ] me up. All right, guys. Well, this round’s all over the [ __ ] place. 12 over, not including the hole with a bunker disaster. Oh man, we had to play bogey and pars few doubles. You can include that, but you bomb a few like that. I don’t know. I think it’s just been like, why did I chip try and chip it over the tree there when I could have just hit like a low approach? Just roll it onto the green. Cost me four [ __ ] goddamn strokes. I’m very close to saying some things I shouldn’t say, but um yeah. And then we have [ __ ] Willis and his wife up here taking their sweet [ __ ] time. I think he’s getting a [ __ ] handy in the cart before every [ __ ] stroke. Then he’s shanking it. But it’s all right. Let’s finish off this ninth hole shrung. And then uh I mean, who knows? If I turn into [ __ ] Rory Mroy during the [ __ ] masters, I might [ __ ] might [ __ ] get somewhere in the low 90s, but it’s not looking all that pretty usually when you say these things. If you’re having these types of conversations and dialogue saying if this this needs to happen, it’s probably not going to happen. Okay. What the [ __ ] is that? There’s like a robot in front of the tea box. The hell? The heliante. Yo, I think their [ __ ] pet robot dog escape. It definitely isn’t going the way it’s supposed to because it’s driving onto the [ __ ] hole. Oh. Oh, there he goes. Yeah, I just saw some guy run out of his [ __ ] crib. He’s probably like, “Oh [ __ ] Dude, god damn. I’m driving it like [ __ ] John daily right now, bro. I really think I might be I might I might be figuring out the driver at least, which is nice. But um yeah, dude. Honestly, like I’m a 200 lb [ __ ] Chungus. I got a lot of power in and I feel like I haven’t been able to tap into my power completely yet. Um, just because I’m hitting the I mean, I’ve been hitting the ball over the top a lot, you know? I’m still figuring out how to use my hips and like body to [ __ ] generate power. But I think I’m starting to kind of get that, which is nice. Uh, you know, slowly but surely. Just getting it [ __ ] better and better. I don’t know where the [ __ ] that drive went though. That was deep. 280 yard drive. Um, that makes me happy, bro. Because as soon as I can dial in the rest of the game, I feel like, like I said, I think I’ve been taking a little bit too much risk with certain shots here. The putting just putting has just been all over the place. Like, really need to work on the putting. I don’t spend enough time practicing putting. I’m just out here practicing irons and all that [ __ ] But, um, yeah, this is one step and one step. I take two steps back, one step forward. That’s what this sport does to you. I saw some guy when I was driving here, Santi, he was literally yelling at someone at some girl on the street, bro. Like, what drug are those people taking when they’re walking on the sidewalk and they’re like, this guy was like, “Fuck the police. [ __ ] police.” That’s me every time I shake a ball. 85 yards out. Let’s go. Oh my god, bro. I’m shifting short every [ __ ] time. I think I’m opening up the face too much on my chips now. I don’t know why I’ve been [ __ ] planning it like that. What the [ __ ] was that, bro? What the [ __ ] was that? Plus three, plus four par 8 bomb. What was that? Bomb, Santi. Let’s just say it was another double par. Plus 12 par + 13. Triple bogey on the par 13 plus 16. Another triple bogey on this last one plus 19 to put us at a whopping ow 54. [ __ ] trash. So in order for us to break 90. Oh yeah, why not? Uh we got to become a scratch golfer on the back nine. So I was just telling Santi, should I just call it [ __ ] quits on this video and just try and you know what? No, no more ideas. Let’s just finish the round. That was [ __ ] trash. Onto the front nine. We’re playing through these [ __ ] on the par five and going to hole two. All right. Seems like there’s four guys ahead of us, too. Maybe our destiny just isn’t to uh I mean, they say they have four guys in front of them, but I don’t see a goddamn [ __ ] cart over here, nor anyone on the green. So, like I said, he is probably getting jerked off in the cart. I don’t mind that. I would do that. What do you call that? Is it still a road head or road tuggy if you’re in a golf cart or do you call it a cart? Cart tug? That’s a cart tug. Cart tuggy. There’s four guys in front of us. There ain’t [ __ ] in front of you, buddy. I ain’t see nothing. Pick up the [ __ ] pace. I’m so sorry to anyone who thinks my ethics in this sport is really [ __ ] I’m working on it. I had trouble with it in tennis as well. But jumping on to the par three after hole one. Hopefully these people in front of them are playing a little bit quicker. There’s four people in front of us. Do I see four people anywhere? No. First hole of the back nine, par three, nine iron, 150 over the [ __ ] sketchy river at Miami Shores. By this point, you guys will recognize we’re back at the river. Let’s lock in here, Santi. Rory time. I think that was more of a pitching wedge hole, but we’re uh a little bit out of the green. Not a terrible shot. Whatever. Good chip. Good chip. Good chip. Got a par putt here. Got a nice par putt. Seems like it’s going to be breaking left a little bit here. Come on, Si. Beauty. Great putt. Great putt. All right. Good start. That’s a par to start off the back nine, guys. We’re not talking anymore for the rest of this round. Lock in. 330 yard part four. Hole two of the back nine. Come on. That one sliced more than the others, but it’s a good drive. Oh, wow. Right over the bunker, the left of the green on the fringe. Let’s go. [ __ ] thinned it. [ __ ] thinned it. [ __ ] fend it. How did I just safe par? That was your best putt ever. Sh. Next hole. 349 yard par4. I’m not smiling. I’m showing no emotion. Golf is kind of like day trading. And they said you can’t have emotion, but I just [ __ ] the green after that last 30 yard putt. Let’s keep it going here. That might have been the best drive of my life. No, no, no, no, no, no, no. Hold up. Where’s that [ __ ] ball? Oh my days. Okay, we’re right here. We got We landed right on the edge of the fairway. Great [ __ ] drive putting us 104 yards out. Another DP in the system. Wind is in favor here. We’re hitting the 54. Just a little bit short. Right off the green again. A lot of meat on this putt. Let’s get it as close as we can. Maybe secure another par. Walk in. We’re locked in. Hole four of the back nine. We’re even. Steven 407 yds. Dog leg left. Little bit of a low drive there. Didn’t get it as left if I wanted to, but I think we’re right on the edge of the fairway on the right hand side. Not a bad shot, guys. Not on the fairway, but just right of it on the rough. There’s a river about 120 yards out. We’re 143. Taking out the nine iron. The pin is in front of a little downs slope. So, if we hit it 150, it still could roll down a little bit. Let’s just get it on the green. Here we have a birdie. Look. We have a birdie. Look here. Pin high. Guys, I I don’t I’ve never hit a shot where it just lands and dies. Is that backspin? Look at the [ __ ] hole that thing dug. I lowkey need a tea to fix that unbelievable green we just caught from 150. And we have ourselves here about a five foot cut for Birdie. Let’s read this. Let’s take a deep breath. Let’s stay locked in. It’s going to break a little bit left. It’s on downhill. Maybe one cup to the left. Oh, too much steam on that one, bro. [ __ ] It lipped out a little bit. It needed a little bit more gas. Had to let it die. It’s all good. It’s all good. That’s four pars in a row. First time I’ve ever gotten four pars in a row. Wow. Okay, let’s stay locked in. Heart rate definitely cranked up a little bit on that one. Santif, what did you think of the first putt? Did I give it too much gas? You did give it a little too much gas for sure. Yeah. All right. Maybe a little too much excitement. Yeah. Yeah. I know. We got to stay composed, guys. We are even through four holes. That was the hardest hole on the back nine. On the front nine, sorry. We got a 334 yd par4 here. Let’s go. Dead center of the fairway. A literal bounce of the gods to the right. Come on. 123 yds out. Wind in favor. We’re going to go with the pitching wedge, which I usually hit 130 135. So, I’m not going to full swing it here. We need a smooth pitch. My brain’s telling me right now maybe go with the approach because wind is in favor. Should I trust that feeling, Santi? You think I should trust it? What are you thinking? Whatever feels safer. Play too aggressive in the beginning. I think clubbing up is fine. Just don’t smash it. Hit a smooth shot. Dead center of the [ __ ] fairway here, guys. Let’s keep this rolling. Got a guy coming off the green here. Keep it calm and collected. 123. 123 out. Come on. The distance was a little short. That wasn’t bad. You can tell how locked in I am right now. We’re again on the left fringe of the green. So, let’s keep it going. All right, guys. Check out the ball. Check out the flag. Kind of hit a little bump here. Hopefully get it close enough. Good shot. Good shot. It was a little bit downhill. I think that was good power. Ah, Santi, I’m trying to hold it together here. I’m trying to hold it together. We got an uphill putt here. Wow. Wow. Wow. Now I’m starting to feel it a bit. That looks like it’s straight in. Maybe break a little bit left. Come on. Even through five. Let’s go, dude. Stay calm. Give me that, Santi. You’ve never witnessed this before, baby. Come on. Calm and collected. Ah, slight trembles coming in, fellas. Like we said, we skipped the first hole, which is a par five. Then we parred, parred, parred, parred, parred. Five pars in a row. We have a par five right now, which is says a one handicap should get par on this. I think I’ve parred this hole once before. Okay, par five, then two par threes, and then a par five. Rory Mroy, hold my [ __ ] Lock in. And we’re staying locked in. This is this this brings me back to those days in tennis, bro, when I was when you know when you were in a tournament and you’re just playing really well. You’re making a big comeback and you start to feel it and you just need to stay grounded. We have a river in front of us. I believe we’re going to lay up 215 yards with the five iron and then just I think we might just five iron our way all the way up there. Keep it collected. Keep it collected. Okay, first shank of the [ __ ] nine. Honestly, we were do, bro. We were do. We were do. Let’s hold it together. Now we’re 142 to the water. Going to lay it up with a pitching wedge. Scared to take my 3-wood out and try and fly at 220 off the rough into the other side. So, let’s get this up there. I’m going for a bogey here. We would A bogey would be great. All right, guys. Bringing out the 3-wood. Just get it as close as we can up there. Still got about what? 327 to the pin. Stay, stay, stay, stay, stay, stay, stay. Draw. Nice little draw. Oh my gosh. Come on, Davey. Nice little draw there at the end for the 3-wood. We’re up there. We’re still playing golf here. We’re still playing golf. All right. That was an unbelievable three-wood shot. Drew at the end a little bit. I think God sends some wind for me. Thank you. 114 to the pin here. We’re on the right of the [ __ ] fairway. Let’s do it. We’re on the green. Right side of the green. Honestly, dude, I can’t do it. That’s What can you say, bro? We got a [ __ ] 20 foot putt for par. All right, guys. Just get it as close as we can to there. Maybe get ourselves a bogey or maybe [ __ ] hit a [ __ ] snipe like in COD [ __ ] four off the [ __ ] Crash 360. Stay calm and collected. Think it’s going to break a little bit left here, Santi. Holy [ __ ] My god. Feels like I’m off a [ __ ] line of that Peruvian right now. Got a little hesitant there with that one. I read the line correctly, but now we got a meat stick. a pressuring meat stick. Bogey saved, boys. Bogey saved. One over through [ __ ] six, boys. Um, not much to say. We have two par threes and a par five left. We are six holes through, one over. the craziest nine holes I’ve played so far. Let’s just see what can happen. It’s been a crazy day so far. Hope you guys have enjoyed this video. If you made it to this point, holy [ __ ] Let me know what you think I changed in my game or what you noticed in the beginning. You know, I know there’s a lot of you out there probably on the same mission here to get better. But we got what 146 here, par three, Santi. I mean, the mits are shaking, but come on. Oh. Oh. Oh, first bunker. Oh, the back nine. It was a good shot. I think I hit it a little bit weird, but it always fades so much on this hole. There’s a lot of wind going to the right here. Let’s see what we can do here. Boys, of all things that could happen on a streak like this, this is this is why it’s golf. We’re buried into the bunker right in front of the flag. This is a [ __ ] Hail Mary. Ah, [ __ ] me. Look at the lie. Show them the lie. What do you do with that, bro? Do I hit it from beneath? A. There it goes, boys. There it goes. Was that my fourth shot? I think so. Yeah. Maybe I should have just [ __ ] killed it like that on the first swing. Let’s fix up this bunker, man. I mean, there’s really nothing to say about it. [ __ ] me, dude. Not sure what that was really. What was that, Santi? First one buried into the [ __ ] bunker. Three to get out of the bunker. Was it three? Four. Three or four? Yeah. Four to get out of the bunker plus a two putt. Ah, it’s a triple bogey, boys. Whatever. What What are we gonna say about it, bro? Really? Like, it’s been an insane run so far. Let’s just finish off strong here. Yeah, finish off strong. I’m not going to make excuses. Some guy after I hit that bogey on the par five stopped us for like 7 minutes and just just so much yappery. Um, Santi thinks it threw off my vibe a little bit. I don’t think so. We got buried on the bunker. Then I started just not even following through with the shot and just [ __ ] that up. It’s all good though. We have one more par three here. 130 yards. Wind blowing against. It’s like a slanted green. So I’m taking a nine iron. Hoping to get it a bit past the flag. Then we got a par five. Let’s finish off here. Get up there, bro. What the [ __ ] did that just land in? Like a little before the green. Yeah, it landed on the on the right of the [ __ ] green, but it’s in like a [ __ ] fire. I think it’s in a hole. I kid you not. I think we’re in one of these [ __ ] holes on the other side. Oh my god, you’re right. I’m right. All right, so I mean this is relief, right? So what? I move it [ __ ] back. That seems [ __ ] fair. I mean, honestly, that’s better than if it landed down here and then [ __ ] rolled down. So, all right, guys. Not too far from the hole here. Let’s see if we can bounce back from that. That was [ __ ] dog [ __ ] bro. What the hell was that [ __ ] ass [ __ ] Got a nice putt here. This has got a lot of meat on it. Straight. This green is wet though cuz they just watered it. So, it’s might roll a little bit slower. I’m thinking a cup to the right. [Music] Oh, here we go. This is This is everything you needed right when we’re on the [ __ ] run. Just distraction after distraction. Right before I hit the putt, I said, “Should I take out the [ __ ] flag?” And then I was like, “No, I’m going to leave the flag in this time. I’m going to leave the [ __ ] flag in this time, bro.” I should give myself that after that horseshit. I should give myself that, but I’m not. Bogey. All right, guys. Final hole of the day here. What a back nine it’s been. We’re four over. Par five. What do we have to say, Santi? Let’s just play. I’m hitting the best drives of my life today. Perfect fade on the dog leg. Right. Come on. Legendary drive, boys. Direct. Look at the flag. 227 out here. Putting the five iron up. Right in front of the [ __ ] flag, baby. All right, boys. I mean, couldn’t be in a better position after two shots. R5 here. We’re about 25 yards out. Absolutely ridiculous chip with a bounce to the right. We have ourselves a birdie. Look. You know what I’m doing this time. [ __ ] that flag. Let’s read this. Well, let’s read this [ __ ] well. Yo, thank you everyone who’s been watching this [ __ ] so far, dude. [ __ ] a Damn, dude. That’s a birdie to finish. That’s three over through nine. I broke 40. That’s a 30 [ __ ] eight. What a way to end. Holy [ __ ] bro. I don’t even know what to say about this round, man. I think uh a lot to learn from it. I think I was a little bit just all over the place emotionally, [ __ ] energy-wise on the front nine, but that is the craziest nine holes I’ve ever played in my life. Let’s look at the [ __ ] scorecard. And [ __ ] boys, that was [ __ ] insane. [ __ ] 38 on the [ __ ] back nine. We went We skipped the first hole like I told you. We went birdie par par bogey. Bomb the par three. [ __ ] birdie that one after we [ __ ] got hit out by the flag. And then the [ __ ] front n 54 38. That’s a [ __ ] 92, bro. I went [ __ ] 34 8 over through the first four holes. Then I bombed it, right? I think that was a five. 9 over, 10 over, 13 over, 16 over, 16 + 36. That’s actually a 52. I put 54 before. Let’s count that up again. 3 4 8 Call that + 5 9 10 13 16 + 36 is 52 + 38 is 90. Are you kidding me? Are you [ __ ] kidding me? We almost broke 90 after going 16 over. That’s insane. What? What a day, boys. What a day. That’s all I got to say. Thank you so much, dude. This has been so fun. I can’t wait to keep doing videos and just sharing this crazy [ __ ] addiction that I’m experiencing. And uh thank you, Shanti, for being behind the camera. Uh I think this next round, bro, I mean, bro, like it just shows that it definitely shows you that, you know, we I think we got it in the bag. But that that was just [ __ ] insane, boys. Make sure to like and subscribe if you made it this [ __ ] far, boys. And uh we’ll see you on the next one.

This Might Be the Craziest Round of Golf Ever Caught on Camera ⛳️ (Road to Break 90 – Ep. 3)

What. A. Rollercoaster.

Welcome back to Road to Break 90 — and boys, this might be the wildest 18 holes we’ve ever filmed. From getting stuck in a bush off the first tee to somehow pulling off a 38 on the back nine, this round had everything: triple bogeys, club slams, putting disasters, personal meltdowns, a literal robot dog on the course… and a par streak so hot I thought I was playing in The Masters.

▶️ Started 16 over through the first 9…
▶️ Finished 3 over on the back 9…
▶️ Almost broke 90.
WHAT?!

I talk through my mindset, show the raw unfiltered chaos of this game, and even consider hiring a hot Polish girl to slap me every time I three-putt. Golf = pain.

This episode includes:
– Insane driver bombs (up to 310 yards)
– Mental game breakdowns (and breakthroughs)
– A putting masterclass (and then a putting disasterclass)
– Philosophical rants between swings
– Peak Miami Shores Course DEGEN energy

If you’re on your own mission to break 90 — or just like watching someone slowly lose their mind on the course — this one’s for you.

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