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in Miami turning up another notch. Keep your uh thing on the ground. Mhm. [Music] Hey y’all. Good morning. It’s your girl A Mercedes. Welcome to a new vlog. Yeah. The reason why I’m whispering is because it is 5:00 in the morning and I don’t If y’all go back to the last vlog, I was telling y’all how I wanted to do different stuff and do different things and I’m tired of going out to different Well, I’m not going to say I’m tired of just going to parties, but that’s the bulk of what I’ve been doing this summer. Like, I haven’t really felt like I’ve been doing like no summer activities. I look so tired right now. and my friends. Listen, so today me, Ma, Kia, and her husband are all going golfing. So, we are all going golfing this morning. So, I’m kind of whispering cuz I don’t want to wake anybody up in my house because KM had another babysitting job yesterday. She babysat my nieces, my great nieces, and I’m just trying to whisper and, you know, do what I need to do. So, I just got on like this little green this little green short set. I need to do my hair. So, if just in case I don’t make it to show y’all what I look like. I just got like this little green little short set. It’s a two-piece. So, it’s like the little collar shirt, which I probably need to fix the collar. So, it’s just like a little collar shirt. And I got this hat from Target. And I should have checked it because the hat is a little dirty on the inside. But we are already here. So the head is just kind of going to go like this. Cute, right? And then I have like my green and white Target, not Target, my green and white Walmart shoes. the 80 assist. So hopefully I’ll be able to get a full picture cuz I can’t do it right now y’all cuz I don’t want to turn on no lights right now. I just want to do my hair and get up out this house. Yeah, this hair still hanging in there. It’s still hanging in there. And I haven’t like flat ironed it in probably like two weeks cuz I just been keeping it tied up. It’s on this last leg cuz this a quick weave. So the tracks are definitely like ready to come on out. So especially when I work out, like when I work out and I be sweating, these things be like, “Girl, what are we doing?” Just going to go over it. I’m not going to do too much to it because I’m wearing a hat and then it’s 5:00 in the morning. So who am I really going to bump? Who am I really about to bump into playing golf at 5:00 in the morning that’s gonna be like, “Oh, girl, your leave out ain’t straight.” Nobody’s gonna be like, “Oh, girl, black girl over there, your leave out is left out.” Nobody’s going to do that. So, yeah. Why? I just found out that I think somebody used my pictures for a hinge account. Somebody had messaged me and told me that they saw my picture on Hinge. Hinge is like a dating site or whatever. I I had never even heard of it, but somebody said they saw my pictures on the Hinge dating site and they were using the name Mercedes and they was asking me if I had made a dating profile. I’m like, not at all. Like, girl, if I would have made a dating profile, I would have told you. I would have asked you to make my bio or whatever if that’s what I was on. I don’t know. I don’t know why people feel like they can just steal your pictures. And well, this person stole my pictures and my name and my city. So, I don’t know. Sometimes I think Yeah, let me tell you. I used to be in it was a time when this guy that I was dealing with had a dating site and I kept finding it on his um email. Yeah. Why I used to go onto the account and log in cuz I I knew his like passwords. Why I used to go on his um dating account and I used to change his sexuality. I used to change his sexuality to bisexual so that all the bisexual men can see him on the thing and then the women that he were interacting with could see that he was listed on a dating app as being bisexual. Why did I used to do that? Why did I do that? And he would go in and change it cuz he didn’t know I had access. Yeah. He would go onto the app and change it and I will go the next day and change it back to bisexual. All He used to have so many men like in his messages like trying to like get up with him, sending him like dick pics and stuff. So don’t play with me cuz why are you on a date? And I never like confronted him in terms like why the [ __ ] you on a date? I didn’t do any of that. I was just like, “You know what? You want to play, I’m going to play with you.” So, yeah. Cuz I’m not the type that I like argue with people. I’m like a little mischievous. Like, I would just get back. Yeah. I would just like I would just like interrupt your day. Like, I ain’t trying to like be arrogant. Listen, you want to have a dating app? I’m going to make sure you got some good candidates, you know? I’mma make sure you bring all the boys to the yard and girls. So, but yeah. So, that’s what we doing today. That’s what we got going on. I didn’t post a vlog last week because y’all, I didn’t do anything last week. Like, nothing. I didn’t go outside. I didn’t do anything. I returned back to work and work was crazy. And y’all know I be I always say like my second job, my second job, my second job is really just me working overtime. And they offered me overtime literally for the whole week last week. Well, they offer it every week, but Sundays be the only day when they don’t offer it. So, I decided that I was going to work the whole week of overtime. And then they offered Sundays. So when I say overtime, I’m literally work I’ve literally worked 14 days straight, 70 hours a week. So I literally just in the past two weeks worked a total of 200 No, not 200. It was 70 a week. I literally worked, is it 140? I literally worked 140 hours in the past 14 days straight, no breaks, no days off. Like, so when we talk I didn’t even go to the gym. So when we talk about vlogging and why I didn’t vlog last week, Ch when was I supposed to? How was I going to even fit that in to my schedule? It was like impossible. Like it was not going to happen. It was not I should have flat ironed my leave out cuz this thing is a little rough. Yeah, it was not going to happen. So, that’s the reason why y’all did not get a vlog last week. And I I think today is just gonna be me golfing. I always say that like today is just gonna be a daily vlog or today is gonna be a weekly vlog. And it never turns out that way. It ends up either if I say it’s a daily vlog, it goes into the week. If I say it’s a weekly vlog, it goes into the it just finishes up in a day. So, but it’s Sunday, so I’m almost pretty sure that if it’s a this vlog will most likely be out. Oh, I feel fat. So, yeah. So, this vlog probably will be out tomorrow. Y’all know I am a pull your hair behind your ear kind of a girl. I’m so tired, y’all. Oh, wait. We need to bend this head a little bit more. Lord, I pray whoever had this hat on before me don’t have no type of I pray the person that had this hat on before me don’t have no type of hair issues or whatever cuz this hat was definitely worn and I ordered the hat online. So, I don’t know what happened. Okay. So, I think with this with this type of look, should I wear it like should I not put the hair behind my ear or should I like have it like this? So, this is one way and this is another way. I might just keep it both. Okay, y’all. So, I’m running out of time and we don’t want to start talking about me being late and I’m still having to whisper cuz I I don’t want to wake the babies up. So, I’m going just show y’all my shoes and we going to get in the car. Oh, and I made us some um lemon drops last night. So, we got lemon drops. I wanted to make some mimosas, but everybody said that they were bringing drinks. So, I’m going I just made a lemon drop for everybody and that’s what we drinking. So, these are the shoes that I’m wearing. Y’all know these are the Walmart classics that everybody has been wearing. These make my feet look huge, like really biscuit towy. But if you got wide feet, this for y’all. If you got skinny feet like me, it’s going to look like you got on some Balenciagas. So, I’m going to just hurry up and clean up the bathroom. I hate that this part look like this. Why does this look like this? It’s It’s It’s really turning me off. It’s really really turning me off. But this waistband is so freaking hugging. But anyway, so I’m going to clean up my mess that I made in the in the bathroom and then I’m get in the car and start headed that way because it’s like a 45 minute drive away from me and it is 5:55 and we’re supposed to be there at 7:30. like 7:15ish. We supposed to be there at 7:30, but I’m trying to be on white people time and not black people time like I’ve been on lately. So, about to put my shoes on and then I’ll pick y’all up while we’re in the car. So, we officially made it to the golf course and it look like it’s going to rain. I’m early. I’m not late. I’m on time. It’s 7:17. We supposed to be here at 7:30. Mhm. Yeah. I’m eat some flaming hot. I haven’t had no bread dye food in so long, but I’m like really really hungry, so So, nobody’s here yet, I don’t think, cuz nobody has called my phone. I didn’t see anyone’s car. I’mma get him until like 7 22 and I’m be like, “Hey, I’m here. Where y’all at? This going to be fun. This is going to be fun. Y’all get y’all some friends that when y’all say y’all want to do something, they make it happen for you. Get y’all some people in y’all life that when y’all say, “Oh, this is what I want to do.” And y’all do it. Goals. Yeah, I don’t have on any makeup. I don’t have on any mascara. So, my eyelashes are looking I don’t know. I have on a hat, so it shouldn’t matter. But the sun isn’t shining. So, do I look weird? Is my track showing? The sun isn’t shining. So, do I look weird while wearing my hat? But, and I want to make a Tik Tok, too. So, let me flip y’all over so I can start my Tik Tok. Golfing. I made it. I made it on time. These other half was late and Kia gave us a hunky donkey time. Look at Kia. Doesn’t she look pretty? You look so cute. Look just like a We look just like we’re going to play golf. Just like we belong here. Okay, now look. I I was a little late cuz we was going to be early. I got your golf cup. On the inside is like some um lip gloss and stuff. And then um in here is a What’s in here? What’s these called that’s in here? I mean it’s it’s a little Yeah. For for your ball markers and your teeth. Walk where to each one. Yeah. Oh [ __ ] That’s what I said. Good morning. This is where we’re going to the man to check in. Get our carts. No, look at Kia. Always got always talking. Appreciate it. Look, we got our golf clubs. We ready? Let’s hope I don’t fall out again. So, basically, you drive around, look for your [ __ ] ball. Hopefully, it’s where you go. We’re golfing bays. We’re out here. We’re out here now. They was like, “Oh, you just going to come for social media?” Yep. I was defending. Do you remember what you with your tempo and then follow through the ball? Follow I’m following all the way through. Yeah. Always. But so like for a short putt, I only take it back to here. All right. For a longer putt, I might take it to here. Keep your uh thing on the ground. Mhm. Oh, that was good. Was it good? That would have went in. Here’s the late one. Yeah. Hi, girl. Oh, you look so cute. Okay. Hey, beautiful. Oh, you look cute. Thank you. Okay. So, thank you. So, we already started. So, what we drop over there. That’s That’s me right here. I’m going to this and then uh we’ll put y’all over in the fairway. I just got to deal with this. We going to start here. We going to start his cuz that’s where you’re you hitting, right? Yeah. So, I don’t even know how this go in front of the tree. Yeah. You going to be with Mercedes? Mercedes going to have to drive. You think you got it now? I got it. Okay. She can drive. You don’t have turns in here. Okay. I can write about the drink. Um so, yeah. You’re not supposed to. Whatever. Obviously, everyone brings their own [ __ ] There’s stuff in there. Yeah. We We know we going to keep it quiet. Discreet. Oh, the drinks. Mhm. Yeah. I figure he’s trying to take it over there. We started off all the way back. Oh, yeah. Bunker over there. It went in that crevice. Huh? What does that mean? One under to start the one. One under. That was like a perfect. It’s better than perfect. No, there’s no perfect. It’s just one under. What? Yeehaw. Woo. The crowd goes wild. Going under. We in Miami. Turning up another notch. We’re on the golf course. I’m a little man. We’re here for the man. Where are we? What a [ __ ] [ __ ] at. We have to keep on speeding fast like, “Hey, we’re trying to see the man.” That’s Kia in an ice bag. Let’s have a cocktail. The white claws. The white claws are what the kids drink at Kon. I made lemon drops. Wait, you these is This is mine. This is homemade. Yeah. Oh, are we all drinking out of this bottle? Is what? I have multiple. Oh my gosh. Mercedes made lemon drops. Made lemon drops for the girls. And all I made was cut waters and Kia got some white clothes. I got white clothes. Cut waters. Came with drinks. I got water. That’s why I said I was going to make you drink. I got No, I got Pringles. I ain’t get no sandwiches. I thought about it. I was like, “Kia going to have some sandwiches.” I never think of water. I always think of liquor. Come on, Michael. I ain’t see [ __ ] Unless Banks. Hey, come on, friend. This Vivian definitely Vivian. Vivian. Cut. But the music that record was recording his hyping you up. Come on, dear. Look, I say I’m a gangster, but I flicker. I’mma throw this ass for my pipe around in the air. Put my neck up on the floor. I’m yelling out ratcheting [ __ ] on top of we shaking ass and up and rolls. Look, I say go. Let me see that ass move. Want to see that ass jiggle, too. Got one leg up on the cop, but I ain’t scuffing up my shoes. Little butts, dick hoes. All you [ __ ] better move. Look, I say uh move uh move uh move uh move uh uh move. Looking at them red lights, they like bucks. You bing. You a rapper. Get your head right. [ __ ] taste like water off a perky. [ __ ] know he’s stuck up them bucks to come back and fight. I can’t lie, I’m the movie drunk Taylor. Might teleport myself into some coochis. Might bust ass if you shake it on me. Girl, watch how you moving. Twin butts. Call up Chucky. I’m like Shaggy. He like Scooby. Uh move playing golf more often because this is Yeah, this is like ratchet golf. This is like ratchet music golf. Yeah, I I enjoy it. This [ __ ] say I done [ __ ] up her ass. She did, y’all. The branch just hit me in my [ __ ] eyes. Hop in, fool. Oh, so funny. Y’all, this is so much fun. We’ll pretend like we don’t see head doing this. I’m not doing none of that. Somewhere anywhere nice. So, in front of dinner like a fivestar restaurant, you just think I’m just going to crawl under the table. Just suck your [ __ ] Absolutely. How can I do that now? This is what the I’mma get on you, white girl, cuz y’all must be doing a lot of things. I got my friends here. It’s golfers everywhere. Y’all just want me to suck your cup so you know little head little top. No. So, we ain’t going to answer. He said, “Bitch, where the [ __ ] you at? You having too much fun. There’s some [ __ ] out there. The way I cash it off. Oh, you whack that. That’s the wood. I want to try the wood. Go ahead. Yeah. Let her try the wood, babe. She probably can do good at the wood. Yeah, my hair done the the leave out got left out. That’s cuz she got that Puerto Rico hair. Y’all know kid think I’m a white woman. Yeah. Look at that girl. I ain’t got that. Look at this. What is happening? Oh my goodness, Nick. Go to bed, [Music] y’all. We still playing golf. We just We’ve been on here for hours. We just a little We just a little, you know, just a little bit. Just a little bit. Nothing big. We just We just a little, you know. Yeah, I’m a little bit over it. I done had one too many lemon drops and one too many cut waters and one too many flaming hot Cheetos. So at this point I’m just watching Ma. Ma is doing really Where me at? Okay, there we go. Ma is doing really good. Kia been doing good. But Kia come here every week with her man. So Michael is being a very good instructor. So, we just literally just I’m just literally chilling on the golf cart just watching them. I done peed I done peed once and now I feel like I got to pee again. So, I’m just be the person that got to pee all the time like always. But, they having fun and we’re having fun and that’s all that matters. And if y’all can’t tell, it’s 10:00 in the morning. It’s It’s literally 11:14. Let me stop saying it’s 10:00 in the morning. It’s 11:14 and I’m [ __ ] up. I had one of my lemon drops that I made and I had one of my cup waters. One of ma cut waters. They out there though. They out there. [Music] We literally just going like two steps. That’s it. You That was a good shot. Wait a minute. Ma, let me get that. You was bending over. I like that. Ma out there. It’s so gloomy out here. That’s why everything is looking kind of hazy. But yeah. I knew it would go with that [ __ ] woman. See how slow and she just stopped. She just stopped. She was just like, I’m just going to try and hit right through it. That was good. Maker swing hard. [Music]