I Want To JOIN THIS GOLF CLUB – But Will They Have Me AFTER THIS!?

I Want To JOIN THIS GOLF CLUB – But Will They Have Me AFTER THIS!?

Oh my. It’s not knee deep depot. It’s tarmac. That’s not tarmac. That’s the A61, mate. I’ve I’ve seen it land. I hope you have cuz if not, that’s straight through a car window. That come then. You can do it. [Music] You played golf before, Al. [Music] Don’t care, mate. Shot. That’s a wonderful ball. Come on, Bobs. We got to finish him here. Mortal Kombat. Let’s finish him. I don’t know, but he pays me. You’re on his side then. What is it? Hole five. I want to leave already. [Music] Okay guys, today you join us at the one, the only Lindrich Golf Club, home of well, host of the Rider Cup. How are you? I’m wonderful. So, a lot of people might think this is a week after, but it’s not. You can probably tell by the weather. You still got jet I’ve got jet lag again. He’s flown in from Northern Ireland. Jet lag. Lag of jet. But the scores are a little bit tighter, but I I could do with a couple of wins. So guys, if you’ve not seen the scores, here they are. So this this is a stomping ground for my junior days. I was saying that’s that’s the uh junior captain table where I did my first speech and it’s actually potentially. Were you this big when you in your junior days? No, it’s potentially something me cuz that my name’s on the board for membership. I like it that much. Well, we did the Ruffford thing so we’re going to have to see your name on the board as well. Come on then. Right. Have a good game. You too. Got me. Yeah. I’ve actually changed quite a few clubs in my bag for this because I cannot lose to that. That I have not hit a ball in too much. Oh, here he is. Here he is. We’ve got a commentator today as well. Chris, how are you? Very good. Yeah, we’re going to watch this excuses.com right here. That’s a great shot. That’s a great That’s really upset me that cuz that’s fantastic. Jet lag. I’ve been practicing every every every day. I have not hit a ball in too much. Oh, here he is. Just take him down. How was Scotland, mate? All right. I tell you what, you wouldn’t be able. You seen how clean them clubs are. They are very clean. And come on, let’s get in the clip now. That was disgusting. Listen, we need to get this out of the way. Robert, hold that. Come on then. So, so in all serious, take some ownership. No, we were going to play that last day and then we didn’t. So, as far as I was concerned, no, my concern is that Oh, sorry, lads. Let me just let me just run the camera and get my bag. My concern is that they were all dirty. So like, do you not clean them? Yeah, but do you not clean them before you hit the shop? Bone dry. No, it’s bone dry. I don’t need to. I just hit As long as the center’s clean, that’s all I need. What about the shank mark? Oh, forget about that. In all seriousness, guys, huge thanks to the guys at Tacomao for supporting this hometown series. We couldn’t do it without them. Obviously, Al’s flight costs were astronomical because of the jet lag he’s got coming all the way from Northern as well. And um yeah, huge thanks to them. We’re both using a set of Toma ends in today’s video on wedges. I’ve actually changed mine from the last one. I’ve got these in because I saw Grant Hall using them. And I thought if he’s using them, I’ll use them. You know what’s funny? I knew I was going to get I’ve got Tacoma irons. I’ve not even checked what I’ve got cuz I know I’m going to be okay. That’s it. Job done. Game over. Well, you know, the same as last time we played. So, I thought you had the the bronze ones or were they yours? They were mine, mate. Okay. Yeah. Okay. Right. That’s actually not lying too. Is it lying too bad? I don’t know. I’ll take it. It’s taking a bit of a wild bounce. Where’s Al? That’s good news. You might have drove the green actually on that line he was on. I’m going to be like behind that tree or something, aren’t I? Right. Downwind. And we have 113. Is that yours? Yeah. Milton. Yeah. Right. 113. I’ve got a 52°. It’s going to come out fairly dead this, isn’t it? I’ve missed you, mate. Sound. Missed you. Shot. Sit. Sit. Great shot, mate. Wonderful. That’s a birdie chance on the third. Come on. Low key. I really need to win this. Missed you, mate. Missed you, mate. No one makes me feel smaller in life than Al. Have you seen many people this far? No, I’ve never seen anybody. You seen anyone make sick from me? Yeah, I’ve seen that water people. Have you? Thanks for that. I don’t know if I want to do that or not. So, these are quite firm. Greens. Yeah, the greens are good, mate. No, greens aren’t that firm. Greens are absolutely carry halfway there, I’d say. You’ve played golf before, Al. Oh, that’s nice. That’s going to love it. minutes. That’s a great shot going. No, that’s really good. Nice shot. Imagine straight off the plane and then just chucking that low spinner in. I’m going to go. What’s the course record? Oh, here we go. He literally is Gary Martin 2.0. You must be hot with that, mate. Now, perfect temperature. Nobody cares. Staying with us as well all week. You’re welcome, mate. Come see Billy and Lord. Have you seen anyone hit it that far off the T? No, I haven’t. You’re right. Sorry. Give me that. I can’t believe that stayed that short. in last. That’s not an ideal start. I’m not going to lie. Not ideal. Right. I’m not getting cocky. There’s a long way to go. Oh, come on. He said this after the first two. He said his shoulder was killing. Just film here and then we just like I’ll just cut your chin chin. That’s weird. That’s weird. You’re like perfect height. Hold it. Nice. Cuz I’m just shorter than you. So it’s like perfect. Just shorter and just fatter. Right. Al’s got driver out. So it’s that way. Al, you know it’s your honor, don’t you? I know. I’m just sensible or not. We’re going to get it back. Yeah. Your line here with that is you see that W in the trees. Yeah, that right, Chris. Is it that W in the trees? Yeah, I can go left with that. You’d have to carry it a long way. Go right. You’re going to put it through a car window. Oh my four. I think it’s all right. C. The good news is I didn’t hear anything go street. It’s um it’s in it’s knee deep. No, it’s not knee deep out. It’s tarmac. That’s not tarmac. That’s the A61, man. I’ve I’ve seen it land. Yeah, I hope you are. I hope you have cuz if not, that’s straight through a car window. There’s no smoke clouds, so we’re all right. I’m worried about running through the fairway with this. Stop. Two hours later. You’ve hit it 60 yards right of where we’ve said hit it. You said the W in the trees. I’m James. What did your shot scope say? Charging. Yeah. Oh, that W. You talking about like W? There’s W there. There’s a W there. just got away with it. I mean, it’s still not ideal, is it? No, but it’s better than where he is. It’s bad. I don’t think he understands how close he is to that road on it. It’s just don’t do anything silly here. Is it the bunk? I think so. Yeah. But I think you’ve still won. If he finds that, I’ll be devastated. Now he’s in the bush. He is in the bush. [Applause] found it again. Yeah. Nice face. No. Well, thank God cuz I put mine in the bunker. Yeah. Say how lucky we are to have Bobby today. We are. Yeah. We missed you in the previous videos, Bob. I missed it as well. You did miss it. I’m just waiting for you to say that’s good cuz I’ve got to haul out, haven’t I? Maybe. cuz you’ve not said. Oh, this is great. Contribute. Pick it up. Good job. Right. We needed that. And that’s 158 playing 166 downwind. I’m going to go nine. And the fact it’s downwind and the fact these go absolutely miles. Can we also address the fact that Al said this is where I did my first ever presentation because I won something. He stepped on the second tea and gone. We’re talking 20 years ago, right? What What were you doing 20 years ago? I wasn’t in driver on the A61. That’s what I was doing. I didn’t I could have been driving 20 years ago. Come on. Golf shot. Good. Good. Yeah, that’s good. Is it? Nice. That stopped beautifully. in that’s in the heart. That is pressure on Mr. Ext. Think he’s going to clean your clubs this time, Bob? Oh, we’ve already addressed this on the first. [Music] Is that kick left now? Ah, it’s a good shot. Yeah, very good flippy, bro. Good shot. Don’t you hate that assist? It was a bit flippy. It’s a great shot. Well, you know, that was a bit bit active. I’m not about to say that you’re not a hands of golfer cuz you’re not. But it was a good shot. It’s a pitch mark there. Mine are yours. Yours, mate. There’s yours, mate. Tell what? Good shots there, though, for it being downwind. Stop that quick. Come on. Yeah. Send it him. Come on. Who’s your money on Bob? One of these is going in, isn’t it? James. Yeah, I fancy James. Alex has not got the best stroke I’ve ever seen. Yep. There’s been no mention of my footing style. Nobody cares, mate. I really don’t care. Wow. You okay when this goes in? Pretty cool. She’s still handsome. Pick it up, mate. Pick it up. I feel like I’m just literally trying to just keep potting along and then throw like three birdies at you for a mistake. I don’t He’s He’s had a mistake. He don’t have that. He always has one or two, but he never has that many. So now he’s thrown one in. Feel like I know what we need to do. That’s my last path. Yeah. Triple N. Double triple. Yeah. So, two days ago, Laura was like, “Why do we have a parcel that says Alex Etches to our address?” I was like, “The worrying thing is I didn’t tell him our address.” So, didn’t say that. She loves me more than him, actually. True. Driver here, Bob. Change subject. Uh, driver. Look at Just look at this. Look at that. Simplicity, style, lovely and soft. It’s amazing when they look like when they’re clean that way. Sharp. That’s a wonderful ball. Great shot. Get past that big boy. You got some strength for a threefooter. Threefooter. I feel like you’re going to get cancelled for that. [Applause] All right. Boring. That’s perfect. Is it perfect for the eighth green? Yeah. No, that’s not this right. Don’t it? I played that as I wanted to. Caution. Please shout for if a ball goes right. Key word there. It didn’t go right. Is that a word? Right. Pleased with mine there. That’s quite a big drive for me. And look where he is. That’s literally a foreshot for anybody else, which carried everything. What’s it saying you’ve got all on the magic watch? Um, do you want the good news or the bad news? Charge. Oh. [Music] [Music] Bad news is I’ve got no genitals. The good news is for me, you’ve got 279 yards left in. It says 225 to the trees at the back. He’s trying to absolutely diddle me here. No, there’s 200 yard marker there. That’s hole. Sorry. Let me just change hole. Well, it’s 216 to that four mark, Rob. So, I reckon it’s playing seriously 26. Just gonna hit seven iron. That’s in the last of the gods, Bob. Is it? That’s good. Now, I’m hoping it’s good. Really interesting hole this. So, par four, fourth hole in the It goes like kind of down into a riverbed in the in the winter. You just have a temporary green up here. So, first time I’ve played this hole like it is for years. He’s um he’s struggling to tell the time, is he? Yeah. said 100 yards. Yeah, it probably is playing ch 150. That’s 150. Is it? Yeah. All right. Well, don’t worry, mate. Yeah, it’s fine. You going to come in your but I couldn’t make you want to go expel armor. Yeah, it’s really hard to It’s just gap wedge. Commit to that. It’s literally gap wedge when you green. Oh, look at this in a divot. That’s got to be good. That has to be good. Come on, Bobs. We got to finish him here. Tekken style Mortal Kombat. Let’s finish him. I don’t know, but he pays me. You’re on his side then for this front nine. I’m on your side for the back nine. That’s true. Okay. Well, I won’t talk to you then for the rest of the video. Oh, is it a P or that guy? Don’t you hate that guy? That’s unlucky. Very unlucky. Killed it, didn’t it? You know, you’re still in the hole. Won’t worry about that. [Music] To be fair, you’re not going to leave it short for eagle, are you? You can mark it, though. A good roll. Hold on. Didn’t need that. Didn’t need that. Had to go, didn’t it? Yeah. Well done. Well done. Well, standard is slightly better than This is a flag made. It’s a flag made for you. That is a very cool. That’s a normal size flag. Actually, just rub it next to it. Look how clear that water is. It’s [ __ ] Australian creek, mate. [Music] Right. Come on. I I need your fire. Just you to go, mate. I don’t want to go, honestly. Right now. Can I go? If you want to go, you’re more than welcome. If you want me to go first, you decide shot. Pick up. Nice, mate. Iron. Iron. Going off here. What’s your watch saying? The watch is saying 397. But it it’s hard to judge how tight it is. That’s what he said. Ed that one. What’s the bottom of those trout? You want to put them up or what? No, I’ve got literally like Oh, he got those. I don’t want nobody else to have us. I’m sorry. Calvin right now. I need you to see my bum. It needs to like look. Why do you have your phone in your back pocket? That is absolute psychopath. Yeah, that’s weird. Does that not pull out all your mate? I’ve got a terrarium. That’s psychopath. Sideways as well. It’s like a spider. Yeah. Terrarium without the fish in water. So it’s a spider thing. Insects. It’s It’s an ecosystem. Have you actually got one? Yeah. That’s weird. Like you are. Yeah. You know the annoying thing that’s probably up there with my driver and that’s what we’re up against. The worrying thing today is you seem to have brought a wedge game with you and that’s what I’m worried about. Nah. You know you want Yeah, that’s nothing, is it? I know what you’re capable of, Mr. Robinson. I know I’m capable of mess close to me chest and me trousers close to me knees. It’s not nice, is it? Trying to try to be nice. This is what I get. This is why I’m not coming ever again. Two very, very good T- shots. I’m really hoping that’s not my ball. What? No. Nice drive, Robert. Over the moon with that. That is split and big. Since we last got together, I have been practicing driver because it was horrendous. 156 to the front. Bunkers on the right. You know the brake on that, don’t you? Is it? Yeah. The big obvious, Bob. It kicked back a little bit. Oh dear. Ah. Oh dear. Oh, what is that? Oh, you hate to see it sports fans, but it is calmer for leaving the big portion of the bag him open. Left of the green is kicked. How far left? Yeah, but when the spin axis is like that kind of makes sense, doesn’t it? Just trying to get in his head. He’s played really well up until now. And I feel like a couple of birdies and we’re back in this. Bob, victory. Victory. Oh, I didn’t know how to turn the brake off. Have you ever seen anything like it? It’s just a pedal out. It’s not staying up. But you’re going to take it all the way on two wheels. Should we see if me and Bob can get it up? There you go. Cut that bit out, Bob. Nope. Leave it in. It’s not staying on. That brake’s not going on again, is it? No. It never was. Good luck, mate. Nice drive. 126. Is this downwind? Isn’t it? Yeah. Yeah. Did you look at your watch anytime? It’s downwind. 113 front. You can’t have your the wind on your watch. That’s illegal. You can’t have the wind on. You dqed. That’s dqed that. What a kick. Come on. That’s going to be close. My heart was in my mouth at one point. Oh no. It’s not going off. [ __ ] that. Right. What is it? Hole five. I want to leave already. Good. [Music] It’s the wind’s playing quite a part today. It’s quite tricky. Yes. Windy and firm is not my favorite compound. That’s nice though. That Wow. It’s funny because at the moment in the UK it’s that hot and windy, courses are burning out, but like here at Lindra, they are watering the greens quite a lot. So, you have to still play the yardage, but not with the bounce. That’s right, isn’t it? Come on. Two together. Sit. You know when you’ve left everything short so far on the day, you’re just like got to give one. Absolutely not. Committed. Go. Never committed to that, mate. I think I’d had a breakdown if that went in. Yeah, it’s okay. Half. It’s not okay, is it, Bob? It’s not okay. Tough bar four that Yeah, very hard, is it? Very hard. That driver flicking was I mean yours were perfect. That driver in 120 yards in was awful, mate. Perfect key shot. We have 129 playing 132 wind off left. Yes, it’s a tough one because you have to trust the yardage. Yeah, but then you can’t play for the bounce. Difficult. What you going with? Love this par. Well, I’ve got a pitching match. Right. See how you do with that. That’s great. Oh, come on. Oh, mate. No, it moved, did it? Didn’t move. Snap hooked a wedge. Snap hooked a wedge. Carry carry. Two absolute stinker there, haven’t we? Two wasteful t-shirts. They are You want to get in your bag? Come on. Don’t be like that. Sharp. Woo. Could have done much better from there. Ah, great shot. See, this is my worry cuz this is supposed to be my strong point. This is quite downhill, isn’t it? The put. Yeah. Break a lot, won’t it? Yeah. I honestly thought I was quite happy with my legs. I thought I was going to slide past and have four feet left. That’s two down, right? Two down with three to play in this episode. You always do better on my channel as well. Yeah, it all goes two down slowly thrashed. Oh dear. Just look at this and think par five, but it’s not, is it? No. Par four. Where your new house is now? Big new purchase for Big Al. Is this the hole? This is the hole. Yeah. Heard it. Can’t tell you when you until you send your ball into it. You’ll hear it. Yeah. It’ll sound like Triple H is coming down. He like that cuz he likes wrestling. I don’t wrestle. You know it’s fake, don’t you? By the Easter Bunny. It’s fake. No. Pat McAfee was the other day. It can’t be fake. Where you going? Pat McAfee. Fat M still turn. Sorry. I’m just trying to keep pace of play up. That’s all. He knows what to do here because he always slows it down when he’s doing all right. He knows it winds me up. It’s all right, isn’t it? Yeah. Is that right, but not in the trees? Yeah. It’s all right. Bit of this, little bit of this. You okay? Lovely ball. Great shot. Might be past him now. That might be past the big dog. I got you a couple of times last time. Don’t care, mate. Done. Now, I was quite petrified that Al might have been in that gauze there, but he’s not it far enough. There is These are the small winds we’re happy to try and claim, but took some off it. Yeah. You’re welcome. 143. Yo, are you front? I’m just trying to clear that wind. Worryingly, that’s going to be quite close now. We’ll see. Come on, boy. The hawk center of the green. He’s going to be close, isn’t he? Ah. Oh, this could be a very, very quick video. Are you sure you flew in this morning? What’s the time difference from Northern Ireland? It didn’t feel too bad. He’s actually asking that as well. That’s not a rhetorical question. What’s the time difference from Northern Ireland, ladies and gents? You’re a tall boy though. How tall are you? I’m not tall compared to you. You are. He’s 6′ What? You’re 61? No, 61. 510. 5. Everyone’s trying to make me feel bad today or what? I said I’m going to film him like this. Taller than Robo. Troller than Robo. It’s you first, mate. Answer me. See you there. Get this out for me. If I hit one, we might have a chance. Can stick a mark on that, mate. Cheers. Savage. I remember. Remember that. Elephants never forget. Oh, come on. It’s dormy too. Come on. It’s dormy too. That air horn noise. Woo. Take down. Dormy me too. It’s that road from earlier. Yeah, that’s the road you at earlier. That one. What? How far is this? 289. Yeah. About 316 289 mardium. [Music] Oh, you can get on today, Jimbo. Come on. Special preset. Show us a preset. Oh, baby. That’s good. Is it Chris? Nice drive. Right there. Something needs to happen. M. You can do it. Let’s go in intro again. You could do go. Wow. That’s it. It’s lucky. No, it’s lucky. Really? Yeah. I thought it was good length though. It was never It was never bunker, was it? This is it. Might just hold this. I think so. I believe. You believe? No, I think it’s going in those trees on the other side to be honest. I’ve seen your short game. Leaves a lot to be desired. I told you. What’s the prediction from the taco? Florida trees probably. It made me feel better about myself. Triple hit over your head. This could happen. I think that honestly I’m so impressed with your shoulders and soft hands. Ah, that’s all she It literally is, isn’t it? I’m thinking I’ve got a put, but back nine. Yeah, I see you there, mate. Yeah. Now, guys, that is leave. If I hold that, I’m down, aren’t I? Um, it’s another three points to Al. This is getting embarrassing for me. So, we’re going to have to turn something up on this bat n over on our channel. Go and check it out. Huge thanks to the guys at Tacomao for helping us with this hometown hero. We’re going to have to rename this cuz if you win this this like hometown massacre. Oh, he’s gone that way. Okay. Okay. Lovely. Right. I’ll see you on the back n mate. Yeah. Thanks, Linduk. As well, course is wonderful.

I Want To JOIN THIS GOLF CLUB – But Will They Have Me AFTER THIS!?