FALL VLOG (living my christian girl autumn fantasy)

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yes what good morning how are you guys doing I had a really shitty morning so I decided what would make me feel better what would make me feel better about my day and then it dawned on me it’s November 4th which means we’re in Peak fall season which means I can go outside of my house I can get a delicious decaf cuz I can’t have caffeine no no no no no um what the hell get down what is this Mount Everest like you cannot do that can you even see him back there oh my God anyway um we’re going to do a bunch of fall inspired things today okay I’m going to live out my Christian girl Autumn um we’re going to just do things that feel fall and I don’t even really know what that means yet but uh for the most part we’re probably going to go shopping a little bit maybe I’ll bake something I don’t know we’re just going to kind of see see where the the crispy fall leaves blow us blow us anyway also I ordered a really good microphone like a vlogging one that you could like wear on your clothes and and like obviously I don’t have it on right now cuz I just ordered it yesterday so you want to know what that means the budget is going up so the next Vlog that I’ll do then I’ll have it on so I was just you know being a little impatient I didn’t originally plan on doing this Vlog today but um I had a really stinky morning so I wanted to do something to cheer myself up so yay let’s go ew that was I hated that okay let’s go okay so it’s still like 75 [ __ ] degrees in La so I can’t dressed to fall but this is the fit check hold on let a better angle okay fit check very echoey in here all right um top thrifted skirt Tick Tock oh my God that’s so embarrassing bag Balenciaga shoes Balenciaga glasses Amazon oh my God I’m such a consumer and I have cat hair all over me so I need to lint roll I have a lint roller in my car but okay girl like shut up I’m now I’m just talking too much okay let’s go all right so I’m thinking we start off at HomeGoods about to act a [ __ ] fool in there and then maybe Target I need an air fryer um I don’t have an air fryer I used to don’t know what happened to it but I want like a good air fryer because aren’t like the cheap air fryers like bad for you well they say everything’s [ __ ] bad for you but I need a good air fryer and I kind of need a curic too no we’re going to we’re just going to [ __ ] go around and do [ __ ] okay let’s go so I just drove past this little like Cafe and I was like wait a second I could use a delicious breakfast sandwich I haven’t really eaten [ __ ] today so and by haven’t really eaten [ __ ] I mean I’ve had two waffles I had two waffles okay Sumi no [ __ ] two hours ago I’m hungry again [ __ ] what did I crack my phone no it looks like I cracked my phone but I didn’t so now I had to park far away cuz the parking in La [ __ ] sucks okay here we go breakfast brunch and lunch at its finest [Music] [Applause] yummy okay I couldn’t really record anything cuz I I was sitting at the bar I thought it was like a place where you could like go order get the food and like go sit outside but it was like a full restaurant so but that food look good didn’t it it was pretty good I [ __ ] that [ __ ] up so now we’re going to go to HomeGoods yes a little retail therapy what’s a good fall [Music] song it they’re coming for me cuz I can’t sing they think someone’s dying they think somebody’s dying guys it was just me singing I’m sorry what is that aggravating grading beeping noise Jesus damn we wasted no time for the Christmas oh wait a minute wait this dude is fly hold on no cuz he’s kind of fly oh [ __ ] I just knocked this over my God already off to a bad start it’s embarrassing and it’s that kind of glitter that gets everywhere it looks like I [ __ ] finger banged a fairy oh my God this [ __ ] tricked me I thought this was Hello Kitty for a split second just kidding it’s reindeer Luna she’s so kind of cute though but oh little janky a okay we to see fall shopping this is not fall oh my God it doesn’t hurt to look though it doesn’t hurt to look any beauty in the bees fan right is this from beauty the be girl I don’t know I never saw that movie what else we got a lot of Disney stuff we got Lilo and Stitch Grinch fancy rat king love that movie wait wait wait wait wait this is cute [ __ ] okay fine find one Christmas thing okay that’s it okay now I need you guys to be honest with me and I’m being serious right now do I look like this guy I think I look like him okay at first I thought this was a microphone and I thought that he was just quirky with his tongue out but I realized it’s an ice cream cone is he coming home with me no he’s kind of scary can’t look at him I can’t he has to go down okay I’m going to put him right here goodbye my friend okay I’m going to show you something that just pissed me off really bad okay parmesan roasted garlic popcorn fine white cheddar cheese popcorn fruit beer float popcorn what are these ones okay all normal what the hell were they thinking here what does it look like I don’t know what it is about the LA HomeGoods but people go like cuckoo bananas for Hello Kitty stuff so they hide it like they’ll like hide them in other things so that you can’t buy it as a set I have not seen one Hello Kitty anything yet if I do I’ll be very surprised but I have seen this look at this guys Snoopy Bree Baker and look it has puffer Snoopy on it am I going to be baking brie anytime soon no but puffer Snoopy that’s all I’m going to say this is so [ __ ] ugly if I ever see any of you [ __ ] outside with this it’s on site cuz I hate this so bro this is exactly the [ __ ] I’m talking about look at this sick [ __ ] they take it and they hide it what is it what is what even was it in the first place Hello Kitty oh it’s a salt see it’s a salt and pepper shaker there was another one of her like you people are sick sick in the head I just realized I look so oily oh my god I’ve been using the snail muin on my face I promise I don’t feel oily I’m just very shiny right now like a greasy little chicken I feel like my kids would like this but I don’t know cuz if then if they don’t use it I’m going to be pissed off okay it feels pretty comfy $40 what the jeez there’s a girl and her boyfriend a few aisles down and she has two like mugs that look pretty much the same and she’s like well babe should I get one or should I get both and he’s like hunched over that he’s like I don’t know oh my God and that’s why I hate dating men that’s just how it feels all the time so candle time smell like ass bro what the f everything pumpkin just does not smell that good as far as a candle okay this one’s called sweater weather cuz it’s too cold more like Grandma’s ass weather are you kidding me white pumpkin I’m getting up on pumpkin altogether what the hell some foliage came with that one warm pastries we’re done okay that one pissed me off because it legitimately just smelled like a piece of bread I mean they were right about being it being pastries but it just smell like a piece of bread I like Amber oud van vanilla those are the kind of smells I like midnight pumpkin okay wait what the hell am I looking at hold on get the [ __ ] out of here boy get fun fact I’ve never had a real Christmas tree because my mom was allergic so I always had fake Christmas trees okay so this is what we ended up with some new hand towels they’re Christmas theme but they’re just pink with red bows so they’re not like super Christmas the [ __ ] salt and pepper shakers and a damn [ __ ] dishwash scrubber thing not that exciting we’re on our way to the next destination also what people don’t tell you about vlogging alone especially in public places is that like you record what you’re recording and then it’s so humbling when you just like you stop recording and you put the camera down and you’re just like kind of silent and people like definitely heard you talking to your own camera and you’re just like walking around the store like you weren’t doing anything and you’re like it’s so humbling it’s a very humbling experience to say the least it’s just really something to think about if you want to get in if you want to get into YouTube and all this [ __ ] man you got to be able to just record in public and not be embarrassed and luckily for me I don’t have like a tripod or anything right now I’m just holding my phone I feel like it would be 10 times more humiliating if I used um a tripod or like a whatever like the thing I used in Disney remember when I couldn’t figure out how to turn the light on and then I fell anyone who’s never been to Disneyland before let me show you what we got going right right so yeah you just got to be ready for all that kind of stuff man you know I had to do it to him I had to one up it I had to step up a [ __ ] Notch we’re here at the TCA Lake Pumpkin Festival petting Su haunted um is it even open it’s a Monday I don’t know what let’s see what’s going on here they’re not open damn it is no one in the false spirit anymore okay I am the worst vlogger ever shortly after that video I was going to go to Target after I realized that the pumpkin patch was closed and then my head was hurting so bad I literally had a moment where I was recording you know [ __ ] it I’m going put the clip in I just put my head down I just put my head down on um my steering wheel I was like I can’t do this anyway [Music] [Music] I was like not today man I can’t do this [ __ ] um so I went back home and I rotted for the rest of the day but I slept like a baby and here we are now it’s the next day um so we are going to continue our fall festivities and I feel a lot better today so let’s go all right here I am dressed and ready to go I figured I’d give youall the secret sauce and I’m going to say this one time and one time only okay listen all right this is the this is a perfume that I wear like on the like a daily basis um o and it’s almost gone Oh great cuz it’s not [ __ ] cheap so that’s pissing me off um it’s Gypsy Water by Biro it’s very let’s give it a spritz let’s let’s see the the undertones it’s very like I don’t even know it smells like okay so it smells like a sexy [ __ ] who knows how to read tarot cards like does that make sense that’s what it smells like it smells like a really sexy holistic Baddie so that’s kind of The Vibes that it gives it’s just like a nice fresh it’s light it’s kind of unisex I don’t like super floral or super like super duper sweet even though I’m literally lying because these are the other two that I wear [ __ ] it I’m just I’m just giving youall the full rotation so then I also wear vanilla antique by Biro this is more of a it’s very warm it’s very what’s the word I’m looking why is there a there’s like a jewel bedazzled onto it hello where did that come from got the hell off of there very all very warm cozy vanilla ambery smells like like a nice fire this is what it smells like it smells like you’re sitting at a restaurant a really fancy restaurant next to a fire pit like it’s like a a nice restaurant that has like a little fire pit going very dim lighting what I literally get picture in my head and you just ordered a delicious like spiced cinnamon vanilla cake ice cream dessert with caramel or something and you’re sitting across a very sexy person that’s what it smells like so if that interests you in any way go ahead and go try that out and then um the third perfume that I wear um this one it’s I don’t know I kind of just have to be in the mood to wear this one this is Miss Kylie’s perfume okay this is Miss Kylie’s perfume Miss Kylie Jenner I forget what it’s called um I don’t know but it’s her perfume and the bottle’s kind of funky and cute the bottle’s very aesthetically pleasing to me I like that um this is Kylie Jenner’s perfume and I was at the gym a few months ago and some girl I was taking a pilates class and at the beginning of the class this girl walked by me and I was like you know like the [ __ ] with the skunk when he’s like that was literally me I was like oh she smells good and then I asked her I’m like hey I’m not not to be weird but like what the hell are you wearing cuz I’m very picky with my scents like I’m I was like that smells good she was like oh this Kylie’s perfume I was like yes and it’s it’s like I don’t know this was like $60 it’s more like affordable than than BYO but uh it smells good it’s it’s like a it’s kind of a little sweet but it’s vanilla it’s you see that seems to be kind of a reoccurring theme it’s it’s vanilla it’s a little ambery I don’t know what the [ __ ] she says it almost has like a little bit of like a citrusy kind of vibe going on and then you know I had to do it to them the coconut body butter but shraer Joe’s isn’t there a pumpkin body butter that would have fit the the theme of this a little bit better all right now that I don’t smell like ass let’s hit the road somebody just hit my car and drove away oh what the hell somebody just hit my [ __ ] car and drove away it only left a like a dent not a dent um the paint cuz the wrap whatever the hell oh my God why God why are you testing me please let me just have a nice little Vlog it um it scratched off a little bit of the wrap the pink wrap it like [ __ ] it up a little bit but other than that the car is fine but I didn’t know that somebody it was weird it was like it was as soon as I took my foot off the brake at the left turn to like go into the Target and my car does the thing where like it it like Auto like if you put your foot on the brake it it’ll like Auto Stop the and then it like restarts it when you take your foot off the brake you know what I’m talking about and it just felt like there was like a jerk and it was weird because like my windows were open and I didn’t hear like it was the weirdest thing so I thought that like my car just jerked and I was like what the hell and then I looked behind me and the car behind me wasn’t even that close but my car like jerked forward a bit and I’m like what the [ __ ] did my car just get hit I was so weird like I couldn’t tell and then the guy just went and sped I was like that doesn’t look so good so then I pulled another Target and I looked at the back of my car I I thought it was going to be like I was like [ __ ] is do the back of my car like [ __ ] up right now it’s not um I’ll put the picture here it’s not that bad but still [ __ ] annoying um so love that for me anyway let’s go into Target okay last time I was here they had Halloween ducks and I thought they were really cute but I I don’t have a [ __ ] Jeep but I still will put these on other people’s Jeeps I don’t care I don’t care so I’m going to get some is this all they have okay and then a Yeti okay we’re going to get these four turky leg slippers I don’t know it makes me a little uncomfortable I want to see if they have the Halloween cookie Thanksgiving guys that’s what I meant and I want to see if they have the fall cookies you know what I’m talking about the pillsberry ones with the little pictures on it let’s see what they have okay all right we got the Christmas ones they don’t have the fall okay we got elf Christmas tree let’s do Christmas tree looking for what a lot of y’all gays go crazy for those little um those little Target Birds those little Christmas Target Birds I’m on the hunt for those I just want to see you know I’ve never gotten one but I just want to see what they’re talking about so just keep an eye out here who took a bite out of this what one of you hungry [ __ ] I just turned the camera and I have red glitter on my face guys seriously it was not me it was not me this what I need I need a little SL leak little curi I think I’m going to get this color oh only at Target thank God I came here this one I don’t like this color so I’m going to get this one what the air fryers are talking about what is this crock poot I have PTSD with crockpots cuz my mom used to make like justu would just put anything in the damn crock pot and be like de’s dinner sorry Mom if you’re watching this I’m sorry sorry I hate the crock poot what the heck only ninja has double effing stack dude hello can I get a demonstration okay all right I’m not that big I don’t need okay this one’s sleek and cute I like this one what’s her what’s her price Bella Miss Bella girl she’s not even here they don’t even have her $50 that’s what I’m talking about Bella you’re coming with me so scared of people who use fuzzy lid covers on their toilet if you have one of those I am not taking a dookie at your house I’m scared you see how the toy section is empty because kids these days are just on their iPads guys seriously we need to put an end to this this is not funny anymore get your kids outside get your seeing things right now skibbidy toilet mystery surprise toilet seral do we buy it to see what the [ __ ] is it like what even could be inside of here okay look what’s inside a toilet container a mini figure mystery stickers an exclusive lanyard a lanyard of what skibbidy toilet who even it like I oh my God I like that one that’s good that one’s [Music] good you made me a lot of money brother I owe you one hey yeah all right now we’re going to go to Trader Joe’s they have a brand new sparkling air now that I have a brand new air fryer [Music] I what is going on now that I have a brand new air fryer I think it’s only right that we go to Trader Joe’s because they have all the good fall exclusives you know um maybe we’ll get some food and then go back to my crib and whip it all up and taste test it a little mukbang if you will Little Fall mukbang I’m still mad someone hit my [ __ ] car man but it’s fine guys it’s fine it’s okay the universe the universe loves me and everything is okay hey I hope that there’s a Jeep in this parking lot so I could give him one of the Ducks I just got let’s look around come on there’s not one Jeep Cherokee here are you guys serious oh oh oh please don’t hit me I’ve already got hit once today please please please all right there is not one Jeep in this whole lot so I’m just going to wait until girl I’m taking this spot so if you think you’re taking this spot I’m just going to wait until maybe after I’m going to find at least one Jeep today I am I need to spread the spirit of Christmas or [ __ ] it’s fall still Thanksgiving whatever wo I didn’t oh my God it’s so bright out I didn’t record when I was in there cuz it was really loud and overstimulating in there um so here we are I got a lot of stuff I got a lot of fall things that I haven’t tried yet so we’re going to go home cook them try them okay we’re home and welcome to my kitchen uh let me show you what I got also that microphone that I was talking about yesterday came in the mail today and I was going to use it but turns out if you want to use it with an iPhone it doesn’t come with the cord that you would need it to even though it’s advertised to be work like you could use it with an iPhone so you think that it would come with the [ __ ] cord but of course it doesn’t and it’s $200 so you think that it would come with the the cor but it doesn’t go with the core anyway let me show you guys what I got I did get some normal grocery stuff that’s not that exciting so I’m just going to show you the stuff that we’re going to we’re going to eat right now this is not very fall but I kind of just wanted to have something to snack on as the food Cooks even though I did buy pumpkin flavored snacks as well just truffle salami that sounded a little interesting so I wanted to try that um we got a pumpkin cheesecake is in the freezer section so okay defrost under Refrigeration for four to six hours maybe we won’t be having this today but you know what maybe if I leave it outside of the fridge to defrost it’ll be done quicker and then I got Spicy Pumpkin samosas savory squash hastry bites this I’m very interested in a seasoned kettle chips flavors of the classic holiday dish in each potato thanks oh Thanksgiving stuffing flavored I that was the most important part Thanksgiving stuffing flavored chips I don’t know I don’t really like Thanksgiving food but if I like if I’m going to eat anything at Thanksgiving it is stuffing so I don’t know we’ll see and then I also got this blueberry vanilla goat cheese to go with the salami and crackers and then um oh and then I got Maple Leaf cookies and a Caramel Pretzel drumstick decorating kit that just sounded like fun to do on camera so I don’t know what are you looking at stop seriously all right so let’s bust open this air fryer so we can get the these bad boys cooking yeah let’s see oh there’s a b oh my God it can air fry bake roast broil dehydrate and reheat are you kidding unboxing thank you Bella for sending me an air fryer y’all literally just saw me buy it come on man one of these days we’re going to get big I’m going to get air fryer deals don’t worry about it not today though which way is the top oh ow you are gorgeous rip me out the plastic chai what the hell was that wow so now what scan to register were I going to register my air fryer what the hell okay let’s see this instruction manual okay okay right right during first use the air fryer May emit a slight odor this is normal what do you mean by that firmly grasp the fry firmly grasp the frying basket handle to open the frying basket then remove from the machine and place on a flat clean surface place the crisping tray into the base of the frying basket done arrange the food on top of the crisping tray don’t ever over fill the frying basket with food never fill any frying basket more than 2/3 full okay sounds good to me do do these cook at the same temperature air fryer 350 at 5 to 7 minutes then this says conventional oven 400 at 14 to 16 minutes so okay you know what this is what I’m going to do I’m going to do these and then I’m going to throw these in right after okay let’s do three of these these bad boys okay here we [Music] go okay it set it set itself to 18 minutes I don’t know why but whatever I’ll just go with it is it on it’s very quiet I don’t know why I thought it was going to be loud but now we can try my other delicious snacks but first let’s cut up this meat and cheese get a little little cheese board going and I don’t have like a nice wooden um cutting board I know I have a cutting board but where the hell is it okay cutting if I was my cutting board where would I be dude am I lying I to have a cutting okay so I have cutting boards like built into here a little bit sorry a little bit of breadcrumbs on there for me using it the other day so I guess I could use this oh whatever anyway what should we talk about oh when I was in Target when I was in Target I was looking at um the Legos at one point and it reminded me um that I made my ex by two of two packs of the Lego flowers so that we could do them together and started doing them and then never finished it and then when we stopped talking for like a few months we like we broke up and stuff okay this is and we stopped talking for like a few months um and then we started talking again and when I went to his crib they were finished and when we were doing it he was not having a good time like he was not enjoying building the Legos cuz that’s just like not stuff that he likes to do so I’m like I I know you did not do this by yourself what [ __ ] did these Legos okay slice of meat what would you guys do if I just became like the kind of like YouTuber with like the one that like lived on the farm with like eight kids the ballerina lady what would you do if I just like was like [ __ ] it who cares let me just find a guy have 20 kids and live in [ __ ] Iowa on a farm just there farms in Iowa I’m sorry that this is salingers farms in Iowa when I start to like somebody I really like to bake I it’s not that I don’t like to cook but I feel like if I were like cooking for like a big group of people or if I was like hosting something then it would be like more fun to cook but what it’s just for me I’m like I don’t really care about like presenting it nice or anything you know what I mean does that make sense but I feel like if I was like hosting something which I never [ __ ] do but if I had like a really cool house or something where I could have people over all the time [ __ ] I’d be the hostess with the mostes just [ __ ] know just know I would okay I promise you that so okay I see I did not cut that pretty that was that was just kind of hard to cut though damn it right this looks like [ __ ] I know it’s going to taste good but it looks like [ __ ] hold on but yeah no but if I if I bake you something that means that I like you and care about you as a person so cuz baking is kind of a lot of [ __ ] effort sometimes not all the time but you know and always what is that did you ask me if I made turn Styles Grammy Award cake yes I did actually that’s literally the one thing that I brag about all the time my one of my favorite bands Turn Style I made their Grammy Award cake so it’s no big deal whatever yeah what are you going to do oh I was actually really stressed that week because um well weekend I only had like two days to make it and it was how many letters are t u r n s t i l e so it was nine cakes I had to make nine [ __ ] cakes I got paid obviously I should have asked for more um soz I didn’t realize how [ __ ] much work it was going to be I had to make nine cakes each of them were two layers and it spelled out Turn Style it was like a each cake was the letter of the band but it was it was so it it was awesome I had a fun time even though I was stressed um but I don’t regret it cuz I love them so there’s not a lot of people I would do that for again that’s all okay so here we go this is what we got M doesn’t that look so good so we’re going to go we’re going to do a bite of Everything at [Music] Once the flavors are meling on my tongue all right let’s do the cheese by itself see the thing with goat cheese I’m a lover of all cheeses there is really not a cheese that I don’t [ __ ] with like if we’re being honest I am a lover of all cheeses but goat cheese is a little it is a little goaty does that make sense it’s a little Tangy so I feel like um you need to have like a little fruit preserve or something or some sort of Honey or something for it to like I don’t know okay let’s try a salani by itself it’s good I’m not really getting the Truffle though it’s Truffle in the room with us right now it just tastes like regular salami but it’s good okay the sniff test is already pissing me off I just smell a lot of time it just smells like a lot of time interesting um would I buy them again no will I eat them yes okay get out of here miso I don’t even think you guys could see him but he’s on the [ __ ] counter done you’re done they do taste like Thanksgiving I’m not going to lie they do but like I said I’m not that crazy about Thanksgiving so if you if you really [ __ ] with Thanksgiving you going to love these like do these look done I feel like these look done I don’t know okay maybe they are I’m scared ow [ __ ] why would I do that why like why would I do that okay so I have the you see the pumpkin samosas and then squash pastry bites so let’s try I’m going to try the Samosa first cuz it cooled down a little bit see I would like this if it was F I just don’t like the pumpkin I just don’t like the pump pumpkin is really hard for me to like when they try to do pumpkin Savory it’s really it’s really hard for me to like a pumpkin thing when it’s Savory it’s the second I bit into it and I got the the crunchiness of the dough I said M and then when I bit a little more and I got to the inside and it’s just pumpkin I was like oh okay so let’s try one of these pastry bites these this I’m going like I’m going like this I can just tell by smelling this I don’t like this mhm MH yeah that’s good yeah that’s freaking good in my humble opinion no to the pumpkin samosas yes to the pastry Puffs these are good and I think this is like some ricotta cheese or something I don’t know [ __ ] is bust okay I’m pissed the [ __ ] off I don’t know what happened I think it’s CU my phone is on low battery um but I it literally just stopped recording I ate the [ __ ] Maple Leaf cookie and I ate the damn cheesecake and I literally can’t eat them again cuz I will throw up if I have another bite of anything it’s like uh um the maple leaf cookie was like whatever I said it tasted like if people in Canada knew what Oreos were like and then the cheesecake didn’t really taste like anything at all the pumpkin cheesecake and did I bite into it whole without cutting it yes but I guess you’ll never know cuz the video got cut off but um that’s it that’s the end of the Vlog okay love you bye