Golf in an Alternate Universe

Hey, we’re late for a tea time. Boys, no problem. We were waiting for you. We paused all the tea times behind you, my man. We’re also going to take a cart. That’ll be $0. Carts included. Perfect. What a steal. The greens fees will be $5 each. I forgot my wallet. No problem, guys. Go ahead and play and enjoy these complimentary beers. Cheers, brother. Dude, let’s go. We got the core to ourselves. Yeah, dude. I’m going to put some tunes on. [Music] Boys, you got a problem. What’s the problem? So, you guys need refills. Yeah, we’ll take a refill. This one’s on the house. Cheers, brother. Enjoy the round, boys. How’d we finish up? It’s like you shot a 64 and I shot a 65. Wow.

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25 Comments

  1. It's to see you boys getting the right treatment even if it's only in an alternate universe!

  2. Most of that’s real, it just a 6 figure initiation fee and a 5 figure monthly fee😂

  3. You can tell these rich kids don't do a lot of cool stuff. They look like Bambi trying to walk 😂😂

  4. I just played yesterday with two of my co-workers.

    Somehow, the clubhouse decided to include our carts with the game.

    It truly did feel like an alternate universe…

  5. Even in the alternate universe that drive went 40 feet off the tee box. Boy hit the ground a foot behind the ball. 😀

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