BIG WEDGE SURVIVAL GOLF! Ft. MAX FOSH

Get a bogey, lose a life – it’s as simple as that! The guys are back at the UK’s easiest golf course and this time they’re playing Survival Golf…

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Yes, guys. Welcome back to Big Wedge. We are here today at statistically the UK’s easiest golf course. Um, we played here a couple of well, just the last video and you saw how terribly these guys did. So, you’ve come to save the day, haven’t you? I’m coming to save the day. Basically, the big boys been called in. I’ve got my club in my hand. Big boy. Well, yeah, exactly. Max, here he is. Here he is. 2v2. Last to make a bogey wins. It’s all about survival of the fittest this one. I think you boys can lead us off. If you get a bogey, you lose a life. The rules are here now. Yeah, the rules. Play the rules. This is last to make a bogey wins. Josh and I are starting with two lives. Max and Lux are starting with four. For every bogey you get, you lose a life. Every double, you lose two lives, and so on. However, the birdie gains you a life back. And the aim of the game is to see who can survive the longest. Let’s do this. [Music] Yeah. Moonface.com. All right. Maxi Poo. Come on, mate. Does look like he’s taking you straight down the middle. Come on. That’s your teammate. Come in. Oh, it’s just absolute dog [ __ ] It’s a bit tempo town. It’s tempo town with like this little seizure in the middle of it. It’s weird. Me. Yeah. Definitely slowing it. Let’s get your shot. Definitely play. Let’s get your first shot out the way. All right. Let’s make sure you’re playing well. It’s a tough t-shirt. We need you here, Max. Otherwise, we’re going to start the video again. See, he popped out an iron. Oh my god. He’s seeing irons off the tea. This is out. Love that. Please go in the ditch with the iron. Oh, yeah. Absolutely safest chips. Josh, let’s talk tactics. I gone over. Yeah. Uh, I should go second. Okay. Should I? Yeah, I think so. Or should I go first so that if I hit a good shot, you can lever it and give it better. Thanks, mate. Even better. Here we go. I would highly recommend you take a layer off. is also 47°. Did you get your breakfast on your shirt or something? Luke, is that okay? What? Uh, you couldn’t see it, but you love the sound of that. In the air. Love the sound of that. I saw it bounce. Can we talk about your decision to hit iron? Yeah, because I need to just get it in play. Massive fanic. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. You know, course management does take a day off, Zeb. Come on. How’s that going for you? You’re in the bunker. Uh, I think there’s just um Are you playing Are you playing with normal size clubs? Are they just kind of cut down? Cut down a bit. Yeah. Quiet. Okay. It’s on the fairway though. It’s actually fine. Jeez. We called it. We called it. We did call it, but that was all right. No pressure there. No warm up. Is there someone there? Your final fours are quite quiet. They were here like their [ __ ] heads over there. I’m going to Frank. I’m not going to lie to you. I’m going at Frank. Um, right. Come on, Sebon Golf. I’d give anything to golf for this to be absolute [ __ ] I like your socks. And I’ve just interrupted your flow, by the way. Yeah, I’m going to reset. He might have to go again. Reset tires. He’s got on himself today. Look at those. What you call them? Tires. Yeah, he’s been distracted by a bit of turn twice. He’s He’s had a fresh pit stop there. This is a big shot for him cuz you wouldn’t want to stink up the gaff now. Yeah, he has. Smelly. Absolutely. That is as pure Is that a pure bush? It’s more than pure bush. It’s like pure jungle. That’s gone straight to the 80s there. Frank’s not looking at it. He’s just trying to Frank, talk to me, Frank. That is a joke that hopefully audience will get. Frank, in the 80s, women had many big bush. Do they not have a ball in play? You didn’t play. This video might be over on round one. You killed someone. Here we go. Lured me in there. I swung that too hard, didn’t I? He got me. Told you. Tempo Town. Tempo Town. I’m going to You told me Tempo Town for a long time. I’m moving into Tempo Town. Moving back in. I know in tempo town’s not happening because the slight slice comes out means I’m coming down too fast. You’re like leaving your club behind transition. I’m pulling. Yeah. Where did mine go? Mine was yours was left. Yeah. Yeah. I think I’m I’m I’m in the bush. I’m You’re in a you’re you’re on the in the beach. You’re on a jet two holiday. You are. What did you um darling? What did you think when uh you got the big wedge call up? Were you like Oh, I was like this is the biggest wedge of all time. Oh, nice. Big wedge too. Wedgier than ever. Well, the good thing about them people over hitting and hitting them is they would have probably seen it. Should we ask them? Yeah. Let’s let him hit a shot and let’s go and tell him. Tell me some bad news. Oh my god. That’s my B. That is yours. That’s my B. Yeah, let’s go for me. Yeah. Yeah. Wait, what the [ __ ] We don’t know where I am. Let’s see if Frank There’s all there. If that’s it, we’re fine then, aren’t we? Is that Josh? So, Josh, are you taking that? What do you want, Seb? Let me have a look. Here I am. Yeah, we got we got to take mine here, mate. Um, we can just like punch it low. Mine’s Mine’s okay, but it’s a little bit under the trees, so we have to play a punch shot. But yours might be just Yeah, we get over trees. Easy peasy. This is not an easy golf hole. So nearly 400 yards into wind. There’s about 20 yards to aim for. Trees on the right, trees on the left, ditch to go across, bunker short left, bunker’s just there like stitch up. We just need to get this running. It’s hard. It’s a It’s It’s a hot day. Just got to get it running. Yeah, the ball’s warm. You’ve played some mighty golf in that last video we saw. I mean, Lux is in some serious trouble here, but you know what? [ __ ] it. Oh my god, Max. You’re really good at those shots, but then really bad at like a bunch of other ones. Where is it? In the bunker. Well, right hand, but like fairway bunker. Yeah. No. No. Green. Green bunker. Oh, fine. How did you do that? Is that back of your stance? Front of the stance. Front of your stance. I’m going I’m moving front of your stance. Yeah, just get it. Wow. I’m going to put it in the back of my stance. It’s about 150, I’d say. Maybe we got to go over some trees, though. Mom was the other side of the fairway. I had to punch under trees. So, this one’s definitely better cuz you just hit over the trees, but definitely not an easy hole to start with. Get us a par and get out of here, I think. Not bad. Go. Keep going. Keep going. Keep going. Go. Go. Hey. One in the bunker, one out of the bad. Come on. Right. Well done, mate. Yeah. No, I’m happy with that. If anyone sees a rangefinder laying about, it’s mine. Yeah. Do you want No, no. [ __ ] off. No, no, no, no. With no help on this channel. Have like 148 to the pin and 170 to Frank. Okay. What club do you want? I mean, whatever you do, take time. 65. Sometimes when I go and find my ball, I don’t take clubs either. Hello. Honestly, don’t worry about rushing, mate. Yeah, it’s not me, mate. It’s Arsenal games on at 5:30, but don’t worry about it. Milw Wool scum. Oh, Josh, we’ve taken your shot already. Yeah. Done. Six and six. I go first. B this. Yeah. Make sure I’m right. I think I might be wrong. As he gets older, he’s really getting the pearl pepper in in there, isn’t he? What in there? Yeah, it’s all a little trip to Turkey, maybe vibes. Can they get rid of gray hairs? Actually, maybe not. That just sounds like a haircut. That just sounds like the uh the salon. I want to see Josh pure blonde. Even the beard. 177 to Frank. Uh, no. I got 193 to Frank. Oh, wow. Well, I’m hitting 68. It should work, lads. [ __ ] hell. Put 177 flag. It’s a long way, man. I love doing that. I don’t even care. I’m just here like having a good time, but I love like getting on to them a little bit. Oh my. Are you joking? He’s not. Surely that’s too good. Oh my god. It’s right side of the green. Good shot, buddy. I lost it. Josh, I need another club. Oh, that’s such a good shot. 177. It’s unbelievable shot, mate. That is ridiculous, by the way. He’s not taking shot. He’s not taking shot. No, I’m going to take one. All right. So, quick 5K first. Yeah, just [ __ ] me. This is the seven wood of dreams, boys and girls. He realizes he thought he was the seven wood of dreams. He’s He whiped out this sevenwood yesterday when I was playing recreationally with him. And my god, he couldn’t hit a a straight shot to save his life. That was such a good shot, by the way. I was trying to BM you the whole time, but it’s just right side of the green. Oh [ __ ] Oh my god. Shut up. Oh, sorry. Shut up. Shut up, you prat. He’s well out of order for that, mate. I’d go and chin him if I were you. I didn’t see you. What a knob. Second hand embarrassment. I got to [ __ ] get off here. I didn’t see him. The GoPro. The GoPro’s in the way. I didn’t see him. Oh no. Oh god. That sounded good. It sounded really good. Is that massive? Left out the green. That’s in. I don’t know where that’s gone. It went high. That was an eventful little uh experience. Yeah. Right. So, we got to decide. Are we Are we going putting Are we going putting town, mate? I’m downed. I’m down for a little bunker. No. I I No. Are you good? You’re good out the bunker. I’m okay out the bunker, but I think I might have gone long, Josh. Yeah. I think you went back left and off to that. We got a decision to make here cuz yours might just be perfect. I wonder where mine is. You can see yours there. Look, the front right. I go and see what mine is. But you might not need me on this old buddy. Yeah, you’re too hard yourself. You bit stinky, ain’t you really as a golfer? No, I’m rubbish. Absolutely rubbish. There’s not much in it, mate. Do you like the look of this? Yeah. You take two shots of my fun. Yeah. Okay, we’ll take take your shot. I’m just wasting my time. No, just get down next to him. Good boy. Okay. Uh, this is just It’s all about weight here. Don’t worry too much about the line. Just wait. No, I worry about both cuz I can multitask. Here we go. Come on. Oh, he’s got to hit it. No, I don’t. No, I don’t. No, I don’t. Yes, I do. Keep going. Keep going. You got hit. You’ve got to hit that quite hard, mate. This one’s all about, mate. It’s all about the height it’s going to go. Cuz if you’re going to play like higher than the flag, it’s not going to roll out. If you’re going to play like low, like this sort of high, it’s going to land and just run up that hill. I’m not good at choosing which what happens. So, what club have you got? 56. Do you ever chip these with like slightly less loft? Yeah. Yeah. That’s about doing like a little bump and run of like Do you like them or not? Cuz if you’re going to fly a 56, you need to land it sort of two/ird of the way there cuz the first bounce will be quite soft. I think I’m in your line. But if you just knock me closer to the hole. I’m going to aim at your ball. I don’t think I’m going to hit it. Come back. [Music] Matt ow Matt ow, right? Okay. Wait, do you know the Matt owl? Yeah, you know the Matt owl. Matt ow. He knows the Matt ow cuz he watched. Oh, wow. It’s pretty good, mate. Sit down. Too much. It’s a bit too much. Nice try, though. All right, so I’m going to going to go and do what I said and get a different club quickly. I’ve been getting really good at dapping. Yeah. And then but then it’s but then they do the little the cool one like that. The click you click out of it. Let me come through with some aura. Give it some saura. Let’s go. Rita, come on. Show me a uh uh Max was taking so bad. They’re all busy clapping hands over there like 14year-old school children. Embarrassing guys. Uh Seb’s going to uh put it over the back of the green quickly. Stop. Oh, there’s some work in that one now. All right. We’re going for this one. We might take mine again, Seb. Just your home, mate. I think Have you Have you taken every shot? That is so funny. Are we actually going to bogey the first? Come on, Seb. This is Do you want to take yours? Yeah. Do you actually want to? Yeah, cuz it’s it’s more it’s more like humiliating for you. Yeah, it’s definitely Josh’s. Come on, Mox. This for boys. Yeah. Bro, bro, come. Oh, stick a mark on that one, please. I mean, aren’t you supposed to be good? Sorry, that’s my own teammate. I’m getting after him on round one. Go on. Left or right? Yep. Sit down. Oh, wow. Josh, right, Josh? My I’m sorry. I’ve got I’m have to be [ __ ] dead straight uphill. just down a sloppy snaky one after this. We stink. It’s all right if you’re embarrassed about taking my shots. It’s okay. I mean, it doesn’t really matter cuz we we’ve now got we’ve now hit the bogey. So, what do we decide on big wedge scramble? Does the person who’s going have to go first or is it? Yeah. Yeah. Damn it. You could have taken mine. Where go, Josh? What’s your part? Well, cuz if the re what I was thinking, Josh, is if you did it, then it’s just like pretty much all your hole, isn’t it? Yeah, that’s the whole point. That’s what I want it to happen. You don’t want to mark the ball anymore. Just kind of gonna guess where Josh’s goes from Scott. Yeah. Are we doing club sharing? We’re giving the ops. It’s uh got redeem myself here. I believe in karma. Got to redeem myself. Karma’s a [ __ ] Should have known better. You give me Jojo Sew vibes. Wow. Wanker. I’m going have to see that. I was going about this line, Josh. So if you just go about this man, the parting on this channel even extends to sub. So what happens if it’s like double bogey and bogey? Doesn’t really matter. You lose two lives. Oh [ __ ] Is this for bogey? No. Yeah, this is for bogey. Oh god. He’s got hit. Okay. Go on Josh. Knock him. Knock him for our bogey. Losing a life early doors. All right. Lost the life. This is to be level. Not really sure what it does here. Um, I’m gonna say right to left, right edge. Is it straight or is it left to right? There’s a double bogey potential. Yeah, double bogey potential. This We can’t lose two shots. Two lives on the first hole. In fairness, it’s a tough it. No shitty hell. We can’t lose another life here. Go on. Double it. You won’t. Oh god. Oh, you will. Jo, you have that one, boys. Oh, yeah, that one. Oh, bad. Terrible. Got away with it. So bad, Max. [Music] What you working with? Pitching wedge. What have you got? Like a 56 degra. No, you hit further than me, don’t you? Uh, no. I thought so. After the joke you made on the first day, I thought that would like been be in your sort of, you know, wheelhouse. Yeah, cuz I’m absolutely massive. You are pretty big. Yeah. For someone. So you can chat. Oh my god. Oh my god. How is that? That’s That’s remarkable. That was unfortunate. That is so good. Wow. I’ve been playing so well so far, too. [ __ ] Don’t worry about that. That was I’ve never seen that before. No, neither. Welcome. Really? Welcome. Well, I could either a pure shot or that. Right. Come on then. That’s more like it. That’s the one I’m looking for. He’s back. Oh my god. Oh my god. He hit the pin. No way. You hit the pin. That’s more like it. And he just walks away. He’s so casual. So cocky as well. When I mess up, you’re there. That’s a mess. What are you doing to the team, mate? Don’t waste two good shots. Pointless, isn’t it? Yeah. Him. Wow. No pressure, guys. Oh, hello. That’s nice as well, though. Oh, that is the number. It’s tracking. Might be inside it. It’s tracking. Spin back. Shot, mate. Great shot. You’re up there. Great shot. I’m there. Right, Lux, join me. Yeah, come on, L. It would be less embarrassing for me then. We have got fully comprehensive coverage on all those lenses over there, so do your worst. All right, I’m not even going to think about this one. Doesn’t make a change. You thought about it. Yep, I did. In off the tree. In off the tree. Okay, it’s okay. Okay. Okay. To the dance floor. Walk of shame. Where did it go, guys? Dear me. Come on. Let’s go. As they say in America. Let’s [ __ ] go, dude. I love an American chant. Like, I believe that we will win. I believe that we will win. Let’s go. Celtech. What’s our team name? Um, Max Cancer. Okay, that was better, wasn’t it? Absolute horror show for me on the first half. Made up through there. But when you got a short par three like that, you hit a good one. It’s sort of you have to convert now. It’s just a waste, isn’t it? It’s a total waste. We need to make this part. We made this part, we get a life back. I don’t If we make this part, we get a life back. Oh, let’s go then back. Nothing like nothing ever happened. You know what I mean? What boat we Oh, cannot believe that. Seven has hit the pin. I’m quite long there. Yeah. Do you want to take mine? No. Uh, no. Let’s take mine. Really? I don’t know. Do you want it? I There’s There’s a shout for it. Yeah, maybe. Actually, there’s a Yeah, let’s take yours. Really? It’s going to take your thinking, mate. We’re getting fruity with it. You got Which one you taking? No, we’re going to take Luxes. It’s an incredibly good decision. Oh, this is a horrible part from that there. See? You know, obviously. Uh, obviously. So, you’ve got to go first. Yeah, I’ve got to go first. Correct. That’s all right. See also I have nothing to do in this in this hole hole. That’s That would be nice, wouldn’t it? In the nicest way possible. I mean that. I did everything last hole. So, yeah, you did. It’s your turn. Exactly. We just keep doing that. Take it in turns, mate. Easy. Where do you think we should land it? On the green, mainly right after you. Okay. Um, just get it. Just get it to land in tempo town. Yeah. Come on. Do it for max cancer. Max Cancer. Yes. Go. Oh, that’s annoying. Oh my god. Get in. No. Just a bit long. Bit long. It’s It’s a tricky shot, by the way. You kind of need to start it out further so it drifts in. Yeah. Oh, Josh. Keep going. No. Grab the flag out, please. [ __ ] good boy. Oh dear. First time I got that right. Last time I said it wrong and I got crucified. How do you say it wrong though? Really? Good boy. Exactly. Good boy. Good boy. All right, Josh. Off the right. I’m going to just trust it. I hope it comes back, Josh. I can’t promise anything. All right, I’m going to play it about half a cup outside the right. Let it just trickle in the hole. Love that. Almost. It was close. Oh, that hurts. It was close. It was even more than that, John. Just like you came up short. We here, mate. Tickly tickly tickle it down there. Have you got a tickle in you? Hammer hands. No. Uh-oh. He’s back to the old putter. I got a new technique now, though. Josh, how do you fold a bed sheet with that chin? Was what? What? Who? What? When? You tell him. Tappy tappy tap. He’ll get there. My guy. My guy. My guy. My guy. Let’s go. Boom. I got I’ve got a new technique. By the way, putting I’ve been taught something. I like the I like the little tilt on the front. God, we’re in trouble here. We are in trouble here. Oh, go on. Do it to me. Oh, do it to do it to you. Good effort. All right, guys. We got a birdie. So, we’re just about to lose three lives. We’re about to lose the game. So, we’re back to level bar. No, I pulled it. That’s That’s just So, we lost a life on the first hole and we’ve gained a life. We lost two lives on the first hole and you’ve now lost another one. Yeah, we’re we’re really running out of lives. We’re really running out of lives. This video might be over on hole three. Very nice. Watch that, Max. Thanks, man. Have a look. It’s a studio underdog. Nice. Very nice. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Lovely. Like you like watches, don’t you? Yeah. I like watches. Yeah. What have you got on a whoop? Got my whoop on today. What’s your What’s your recovery skull? It’s about 83 today. Oh, same quite late. I don’t give a [ __ ] Thank you, mate. There’s a fly on my ball. Tempo town. He’s the mayor. Oh my god. Oh dear. Four forward. I mean, four house. Oh my god. He’s put it through the window. It’s a It’s a really It’s a treacherous place to be. Now, if you’re Seb Mark Brown. Yeah, because I really want to hit this. It would be so stupid. But here we go. Why would it be stupid? Well, because it’s I’m hitting into the abyss, aren’t I? I was in Temple Town. Um, I moved out. Should we play smart here or something? I don’t know. Should we be smart or something? Yeah. Can I ask my my teammate, Captain, do you want me to make the right decision or just the content decision? Um, content. Content. Content decision. Okay, we’re going over the trees, guys. What’s wrong with you, Mox? Oh, that was a that was a classic prank. Got him. You got pranked by the prank patrol. What? What? Apes. Get Josh. I got no idea if he’s exactly the right line or not, but I think he’s over those trees with a little V there. Oh, there’s some serious UV out at the moment. Just joing around. Three. Three. Oh, so low. Oh, yeah. That’s literally the one. See, that’s over the green. That’s really That’s actually right at the green. That’s That might go in right side of the green, I think. Oh, it’s that It went far away. Long into the bushes. Oh. Should we put these away? I’ll put I’ll keep this one. It does feel like I mean, I went deep into the bushes. Right. Should I go Lux? I’ll I’ll put it in play. I’ll be honest. You got to go left of that, boys. Clearly. See you in a white m your groin. What was you hoping to happen there? But you grabbed it. I didn’t grab it. You did. I didn’t. I still try to balance it. I was just doing this. Look at this plain irons. Boo. Yeah, mate. The video is about to end on this hole. Boo. That’s gone straight. Video ended. That’s gone. Amazing. A man that’s so intelligent has made such a terrible Hey, what a shot. That was cool. That’s my [ __ ] team. That was a cool dude moment there, Matt. Right, you get after him, big boy. Cool dude moment off the tree of that. What a shot. What did you hit? Yeah, that tener I gave. That was a six sign. Criy. It would have been perfect if it been straight. All right. I haven’t hit this club in four years. Oh, perfect. He played golf for four years. Is he? I hope not. Looks like a spoon. Trees. His face. Trees. Not. Yeah, I like that. It’s actually all right. I think that’s all right. You like that? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It’s like a really confused golfer, isn’t it? It’s like not sure if you’re going for the fairway. Yeah. Nice. Just didn’t either. Hey, good shot, mate. Hey, Budwood. Good shot. Go find your tree. My ball’s in the tree. We’re dropping up and down the path. No problem. Big tree ball. That looks like something you’d find in a tree. Tell me which characteristic of that little wooden creature. Okay. A little [ __ ] yappy bird. A little nymph. That’s him in the tree. You can’t win. He call me a rescue. He He call me a rescue human. You got You got to learn not to yap back at a comedian. You can’t win. He call me a rescue human. I had to smile and laugh. Yeah. I wish we [ __ ] my shot to be honest because taking yours is pretty legendary. Well, to be fair, yours might be like a difficult like 80 yard. It’s not. In which What is it? It’s a perfect It’s a P. You hit an all right shot just absolutely shot. I can’t lie to you. But when when I am playing well mate, I was never a driver. What a terrible decision. It was a driver. So we are long in those. That’s when you know you’ve made a bad decision is when you hit a good golf shot that’s punished, which is a terrible decision. It’s not smart. We went for the content, didn’t we? Yeah. That is YouTube for you though, is it really? That’s what we’re here for. Yeah. What is this? That is a 60°. Why is it bronze? Cuz it’s when it’s 60, it’s flatter so the sun reflects off it more if it was silver. So the bronze that sounds like you’re chatting a big W. That’s absolutely true. That’s why people have the 60s in in like a copper because they shine light right back up you. Why would you want light in your face though? No, you don’t. It’s the opposite. So that would that would shine more than this. If it was here, it’s my face. Yeah, but you wouldn’t do that, would you? Understood. Your friends. Wow. Now I know what it’s like to date. Lux is he’s he’s a real He said it earlier. He’s a bit of a toss a coin golfer. It’s either really good or really [ __ ] Great. And that is really [ __ ] Just lamped it into it. I really like that. I’m so glad you spat on your club. Really made a difference. You’re [ __ ] [ __ ] You’re [ __ ] [ __ ] You’re [ __ ] [ __ ] You’re [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] That was so bad. I’ve never done that in my life. I’ve never hit a bad 58 shot. Roll one right now. Oh crap. That was so bad. up. God, I’ve hit my own club. No way. See, you’re not rolling one. I’ve never hit one. All right. He’s nice. He’s He’s That’s lovely shot. Really nice. Golfers clap. Golfer’s clap. They got a birdie p there. That’s just handicap for you going to try and find your ball. So, where we drop him? Just here on the upside then between the tree and that bush and in other bush in this little bit here then. Yeah. Yeah. All right. It’s like probably not probably not there. Let’s go find it. Can you see it? Can you see the ball? No. No. No. It’s a shame. Where did it go in? Go on, mate. You want to go? Yeah. Open leg a little bit. Yeah. It’s going to land fairly soft when it hits the ground cuz it’s uphill. So, give it a good old pop. Found it. Love you, baby. Oh, look. It’s like Oh, it’s like y’s coming out of the birth canal. His mother never did keep it downstairs. Nice and clean. What? How do I change? Oh, nice man. Soft now. Oh, it’s a nice shot there, Josh. Too much again. Yeah, not much though. Was it? Just a little bit. We’re getting there. Is that slow but surely? Say again. Slowly but surely we’re getting there. I think that was all right, mate. Now, can you put it in the like dust bin for me? Try me best for you. In the wild, we have a yay. And Call is currently in the wilderness tracking a wild beast who’s moving through the jungle at severe pace. Here we see him coming right through. Is he done yet? Got it. Thank you, bro. Hold on. That was commitment to the bit that Why are you you zooming on my on my face? You’ve got a oddly shaped face as well. Do I? Yeah. You just moan just went. Come on, Sebie. Nice little puppity. I’ve done the opposite, mate. Done the opposite. It’s closer, though. Sby. Terrible decision. So So this will be if we get this as part. This is a par. No, cuz we have to drop. Oh, this is part. Yeah. Yeah, this is part. Correct. Yeah. Part four, right? So we lose our one life. Yeah. So let’s just get this in then. All right, fine. Why don’t we do that? Forget about them. Just get in. All right. [Music] Ow. That hole looks smaller than usual. I agree actually. They’ve cut it a bit smaller. Are you joking or like do you agree with me? No. Sometimes it just grows over the edge. They haven’t cut it, so it does actually get tiny bit smaller. Reckon they’ve been talking about golf this entire time? Probably talking about I don’t know. Nerds. [ __ ] nerds. Good chat from you. Can you go and give it a little trim, please? Here we go. Love that. Why are you patting the hole? Make it bigger. It’s grown a bit. Grown a bit in, you know. Wait, hold on. Is that your second shot? This is uh for par after the drop. Oh, you dropped. Okay, so we can get nerdy here. Dead straight, mate. Dead straight. Yeah, dead straight up the hill. Dead straight. Pushed it a bit if I’m honest, mate. I want to see that in as well. Pushed it a bit. Oh, Josh. This new Tech Slovakia is going crazy. Get mate. What have you changed so I can use it? All right, just lost a life. Okay, come on. We can we can get a life back here. I agree. Oh, okay. Well, um, slight meow meow. It’s good, mate. I’m going to take this. It’s pretty straight. Straight as Where’d it go? Right to left. Left. Slightly left to right, but a tiny bit. Basically, if you aim at this this patch, you should be good. Come on. I’ve been pinging like [ __ ] all day, so it’s time to fix that up right now. Nope. Still [ __ ] I think he’s become a hammer hand. I have. Hammer so bad. Right. They need to finish it though. All right. So, is that lost the life? But listen, you know what the next hole is? What? The next hole? Stroking X1 18. Easiest hole on the easiest course in the country. Holy [ __ ] Right here. And it’s a par three over water. Yes. Brilliant. [Music] Right. This is easiest hole on the golf course. And it’s the easiest course in the country, lads. You know what that means? But I don’t understand how there’s [ __ ] like water and a bridge and like seven gnomes to the right into the hole. The hole might be golfers. Oh, they’re golfers, right? Here we go. Yeah. Tell you what. Yeah. Put it in. Lovely. Ride the slope a little bit. So like nonchalant stayed there. Nice, Max. Yeah. The lack of come down the slope. I think it’s like 7.8 out of 10. Bro said, “Yeah, [ __ ] it, mate. Have it. All right. I’m not using a tea. That was so shalumpant. It was non casual golf, mate. Just [ __ ] that. [ __ ] you off. That shot was just wellelmed. Neither under nor over. Here he comes. Moonface.com. Oh, wow. Going to bogey the easiest in the country. [ __ ] me. I am playing like absolutely throw your toys out the except you go. You sure? Yeah. Retention. All right. Is that That’s quite offensive to me, isn’t it? Yeah. Right. No. Greek crack. What if you want to tell someone in Ireland that they have a nice ass crack? Then you’re wind up all of a sudden. Yeah. That’s weird, isn’t it? Come on with this West Ham ball. Oh, look at me. That was long. That was Is it long? That is long. No. Oh, no. Back as well. It’s really good. Wow. Little bit shot. I’ve ruined the tracer there as well. I’ve gone straight across it too. Excited. Oh, it’s soft ground. Here we go. It’s time for a moment, isn’t it? Yeah, it’s time for a moment. There’s a pond to jump in. Oh. Oh, that’ll be a lovely moment. Hold him and run across the bridge. Slow motion. I got a weird feeling about this shot. He’s by the way. By the way, by the way, what? It’s not a million miles away. Right. Someone go through all Big W videos and watch the genius of Call of Work. Just before a shot like that, he’ll say the line. Right. So, I’ll make a montage of the lines before the shot. Get that montage done. Got a funny feeling about this. Oh, something’s in the inside. Make that montage. I’m aura hunting. I’m going to drive my Tesla into a wall on the way home. There’s three on the dance floor. I’m drive I’m genuinely I’m in that type of mood. Are you? Yeah. Well, there’s three on the dance floor. You just weren’t invited to the party. Rock your body. Make a birdie, mate. It’s all right making bogeies. You just got to make a birdie straight after. We’ve not made a party. Did you know that? Don’t need no cars. Bogeies and birdies. It’s the idea. Hello, Dylan. Oh god, Sam is being such a nerd. He’s hitting it. So, put it to five foot. Yeah, she’s just so boring. It is just classic him. Turn up in a video, offer nothing, and do the most. Oh, I’m seven. I’m good at golf. Yeah, I mean, it is the story of this place. So, like like we said earlier, statistically, it is the easiest course in the country. Um 62.6, six I think it is a 60 that’s course rating par 67 basically means it plays the most underpar for most golfers in the country but it’s not a cinch is it I mean let’s be honest there’s trouble everywhere these boys can’t stop making bogeies just telling me to shut up yeah he is that’s where he’s got to um right to left yeah I think it’s quite yeah I like that it’s over our line his line bit dribble dribble silly going to say that I bet you I really really like that. Good effort. Do you want the flag in or out? L uh in please remember he said that. Remember he said that he asked for that. Give it beans. Give it beans is exactly what I will do. What are you doing? Aim slightly further right. Just keep going. Just keeps going. It’s too slow. Just keeps going. All right, Josh. There’s the plan. I’ll just miss it, then you take the glory. No, get your solo birdie, I think, mate. All right, fine. Not a bit boring. No. Nah. All right. Oh, it moved. Oh, so that’s how much break there is. See? Crazy. Ball breaks without even putting in it. I think it’s not too dissimilar to the last one, mate. So, it’s all over it for you. Come on, Sebie. Oh, tickle tickler. I’ll give you that one. Thanks, mate. Josh, so you straight at it or it’s to the right. No, no. Way off way to the right. I played it about there and about this far along. I want you to play it about there. You got it. It’s up the hill a little bit. Do you know what I mean? You don’t need to whack it, but you just got to kind of tippy tippy. I’ll try. You got it, mate. Trust the brake. It is there. Soft. Soft for ladies, hard for the men. Okay. All right. This is to save points. Yeah. You want me to go first? Yeah. We’ve got a tricky little seab car. Michael Brown here. A little ugly short one. Do your jokes for you, mate. Come on. Talk with you. All right. Nice and confident, right, Max? Yeah. Just middle of the hole. Middle of the hole. Three. Two. Ram it in beans. Boom. Oh my god. You are the worst putter I’ve ever seen. Oh, I don’t think I have to disagree with that. It’s just easy to stand or you don’t. No. Oh, lovely work, mate. That’s cool. Rocked up. Confidence said, “Hey, Bosch.” Oh, thank you. You’re coming on with me. All right, Max. I want to see something very special here to carry the bunker. Yeah. 193 British yards. That would be great. The hole is 217. To go long is only 240, right? Okay. You say 217 is the flag. 190 is the car. Take it down to tempo town. Oh golly. That’s it. Long time. Josh is going through the back million%. Max, I’m going to whip it out. Sorry. I’m going to whip it out. Okay. Not my [ __ ] My five iron. Yeah. Nice. Feels like a Max video. I was in Tempo Town. I went to Tempo Town and like have no rhythm. I went to Tempo Town. How was that? Like that that just me saying I’m going to take a trip down to Tempo Town. Feels Mary Maxi. I like it. It feels like there’s a voice over in there from Max sat in a kitchen saying it. You get a clip at you back home in your kitchen. Here’s what I’m going to say to you. This is the easiest hole in the country. It’s a 200 yard par4 downwind. What? Yes, that’s you heard me. It’s 190 to carry that bunker. Take it down to tempo town. This is about as good as it gets, guys. Enjoy this. Oh, come on, Max. Please pass and play. That could be in the water. That’s so good. took it down to tempo town. All right. So, he’s green side in one on a par four. Oh, no. Now he’s in the bush. You’re in the bush. Oh, wow. You put nothing on there. I’ve got a driver in my hand, by the way. Not a driver. Well, I’m going to. You’ll be surprised what I can pull off. I play a par three on this channel with a driver. I believe in you. I feel like I’m taking a five to keep us alive, but there’s not many shots I ever hit well with this club. knowing. Well, what do you hit the best with? My five. And you? What have you got there? Five. Okay, fine. I’m just trying. Uh, I actually don’t know, brother. Oh, great. Brilliant. So, we’re going to uncharted territory now, are we? No, I think we’re good. I think we’re good. For them, boys, it’s just about survival now, is it? Just got to stay alive. I’ve got flexing. Yeah, let’s just flex. Oh my god, he’s in the water. I can’t believe it. It’s the easiest hole in the Right. That could be your life done. You could be over, boys. I put it green. I’ve put it pin high. I’m not sure. Into wind a bit. I’m going to take it down to tempo town. That’s going to be way too long for you. It’s just the breeze just come in, Max. No, it’s going to go long. You’re too strong. We all know that’s not true for this guy. Are we dead? Is our first ball dead? I’m not dead. Near the bush. Near the bush. All right, I’ll take the bush. Up and down for birds. Here we go. This is someone ordered a banana under the tree coming down majestically like a butterfly. lands on his prey. Josh Zurker, it’s straight in the water. Oh, yeah. No, too far. No, it’ll just be in the bushes at the back again. It’s almost like I told him. You might find that. That might go on the road to be honest. Yeah. Unbelievable. Dang nabbit. I should more left. So, it’s not about I was trying to go so slow. Sub on golf about to put this through the back of the green. Through the bush. Through the bush. Through the bush. You’re safe. Oh, that’s jarring. Uh, we’re not safe yet, Seb. So, all right. I’m really into between clubs. I’m not going to lie. Yeah, I feel you, broki. No doubting bit higher. Take a bit off it. Come on. Break that West Ham flag. Come on then, boys. In your big wedge socks. Yeah, that’s got big wedge socks on. I didn’t even notice that. Yeah, that’s beans on toast. Look at that wind now. It’s crazy. Nope. Too long. Just like we told. It’s fine. Just not through the bush, though. I mean, that’s over the top. It’s front of bush, I think. Over the back. Come on. Come on, Lux. Let’s up and down it. This is normal for you. This right here, isn’t it? Yeah. Get the driver. I really tried to tempo down that and it still went far. Yeah, really nice shot, mate. Really nice shot. Thing is, we actually had to aim like left of this tree. You can’t make yourself do it, can you? Especially with driver. I was trying to aim a bit more left, but Whose is that? Right. That’s mine. Is this your Yeah. What? I think it’s fine. Wait, that’s absolutely fine. Where’s mine? Yeah, shock. All right, boys. Yeah, I really would love us to get to this par five. This 440 yard par five, right? When is it? It is the 17th hole. We’re going to be We’re going to be out by them 100%. No, we’re fine. We’re We’re absolutely Gucci. Up and down. Get one back. Yeah. Up and down. You think you’re upside down? No, I’m going to chip. I’m a fan of a tax wedge, but not not through. No, I’ll chip I’ll chip it for you. A lot of pubes. Come on, Max. You’re playing, Max. You’re going to go on mate. Um, no. Oh, I’m just going to get it. Land it just up past the hump and then nice release it out. Release three. Okay. [ __ ] Shut up. There you go. No, the pressure is on. He likes these ones. You’re good at these, Lux. Do Am I? Yeah, you’re good at these. It’s into the wind. You can give it a little bit more than you think. Get on the Get it on the on the green. That’s it. Good. It’s good, mate. It’s okay. It’s all right. G G. It’s okay. It’s all right. I got something that you going to like. It’s one of them where we probably should putt it. I think we guarantee the bird. We could just go for eagle though. This is a part and you’re going to get in. All right. Fun. L. I reckon we’ve got this, mate. It’s a left to righter. You, me, you, or me? You. Let’s go. You first. Me. Get out of here. Your T- marks really trigger me because obviously you’re left-handed. You say the wrong side. Oh, I haven’t looked. You want me to ask you call you Joshy, didn’t you? No, the opposite. Oh, don’t call you Joshy. That’s what Peter Andre calls me. Peter Andre? Yeah. Are you pals? Yeah. Or when I was seven? Until he started calling you Joshy. You called me He called me Joshy when I was seven or eight. I’m going about a foot off the right hand side, Josh. And I’m playing it. Yeah. 3 ft long. Back in my stance. It does turn there. Great view. A great path. Bit more juice. [ __ ] [ __ ] that. Yeah, get your contacts out. Your ass for juice and I’m give you something else, mate. I love Dr. Come and stand with you boys for a bit. How you been? Yeah, we’re doing all right over here. We’re kind of just chilling about to watch Captain Hammer. I don’t think you can hammer this. Surely. Oh, I’m stand corrected now. Great part, Josh. A great part. Well played, Josh. Love you. You taking that one? I take Josh’s. Yeah. Oh, I don’t know. It was even more right, wasn’t it? I I think I quite stretched straight out. There’s not much. Yours is nearer, but it’s a little bit finickity. I agree with that. Good word. Are we taking which one are we taking? Are we not sure yet? We probably take this one, Josh, I reckon. We are now except Max moved it. Okay. Yeah, it’s left to right, mate. Okay. Oh, there was a bit of gr. So, this is this is for par. This is for birdie. Oh, okay. You’re good. This is for birdie. Yeah. Oh, hammer hand it. Don’t hammer hand it. Get it. Get out with a bin lid. Tell a lot about their mindset. They’re just trying to get it. Go on. Oh, not get one back. What a mate. Yep. Knock that bird. Yeah. Zero lives lost. That is all we care about. So wishes for quite a big bird as well. Oh, can we get a buffer? Michael, we’re properly chilling. Get us a buffer course. Michael, ladies and gentlemen, rumble. Okay. Unlucky. Is it It’s always actually the worst, isn’t it? When you have a golf shot and everyone stays quiet. Yeah, I know. It’s awful. Like that’s how you know that you’re just [ __ ] Yeah, [ __ ] hell. He gets it a lot. Don’t worry. All right, here we go. Timmy Toot. Oh, you That was unbelievable for you. No, no, no. You just lined up your finel. You lined that up wrong. Turn the volume up on fosses fes volume as I lent back there. I don’t know what you said. Dirty dog. I’m completely terrible power making excuses there, but yeah, just giving Josh his chance. Is it more all right? It’s definitely off the right. I think actually I think it’s actually just switched in the last two seconds to ride. Yeah, sweet. Bang it in, mate. Bang for it. So, bang it in for B. Yeah, I pulled the crap out of it. Can I get a pulled it? No lives back there. So, what is So, what? Let’s keep it interesting, guys. Let’s keep it interesting. So, we’re doing Right, we are now about to play the hardest hole on the golf course. Not many holes left here and we’ve got one life left each. The boys started with four, we started with two, you’ve lost three, we’ve lost one. We really should have got a buffer then. We should have made that. It’s fine. We now This is a problem because we’ve got the shortest par five in the world coming up. We’ve got 440 yard par five after this hole. We want to see it. So, let’s both survive. What’s the What’s the uh what’s what’s this one though? Stroke index one. 377 par four. Right. Okay. It’s just survivor of the fist. Can we make it to that part five? I really want to play it. Come on. Sure. He’s here now. Come on. All right. I’m going first. You got this. Anyone know the line? Straight. Okay. Perfect. Slow it down. Just slow it down bad. What did you say? That was so good. I said just slow it down. Yes, bro. Just like See, bro, that’s I’ve got free rain to just absolutely open up the taps. Oh, he’s got after it. Miss it. Oh, that sounded horrendous. Bad sounds. It’s okay. Should I go? You have to go for it. Nice and slow. Tempo down. Slow it down. Slow down. I just want to get to know you. Benny Benson. You know that song, don’t you? Benny Benson. Slow it down. Uh, Benny Benson. The one that’s in the charts at the moment. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, I can. So, is that his name? Benny Benson. Benny Benson. Yeah. You know, the guy did the flip at the Grammy. Benson Boon Benson Benny Benson Betty Benson character in East Sanders or someone you would know from West Ham. I’ll go down to West Ham with Betty Benson 20 minutes down the road. Take it down to Tempo Town. I don’t mind it. Don’t mind it. Hold on. See a little white thing pop down. It bounced. Okay. Okay. Might be a bit too right. Luckily, Lux abs the [ __ ] out of it. I’m I’m I’m playing a different game now. Okay. You’re playing chess. I’m playing golf. I will [ __ ] your mother. Do you have a nice relationship with your mother, Josh? Yeah. Really good. Great. That is the strangest thing I’ve ever heard about to hit golf in my life. All right. Don’t Don’t get offended. Same as me. Same same as same as me and Margo. Actually, that has killed me. Oh my god. Me and Margo go hard in the paint. Oh. Oh no. You go for Frank. At Frank. Yes, we saw it. We like it. We I don’t know if we like it. We still don’t know whether Josh has a good relationship with his mother. Huh? We do. And I also have it with Lux’s mother, Margot. Me and Ma get long, too. Is it Margo? Is my name? No, he not. He actually is. That’s a posh name. The thing is now it’s like a fashionable name, but if you were called it back then, you probably were posh. It’s a boarding school when you wore socks. Well, posh. I had new. [Laughter] Huh? My mom’s called Betty. Betty. Wow. It’s not. But I just thought you’d whether you’d believe that. No, I bet she’s called Penelope. No, just called her later. Penelopey Bosch. Not anymore. Not for the divorce anyway. Oh, wow. Okay. Sorry. Uh, what did you say? Melania. Yes, my mother is Melania Trump. Uh, hold on. Hold on. I want to go around here. Oh, [ __ ] your I want to find my ball. Right. Come on then. Okay. Found it. Today we went hunting for balls. Where’s mine? What? Where’s mine for? Wait, where? Oh, [ __ ] hell. Hi, I’m Male Daily. Welcome to my favorite pastime, spending time with men. Oh, [ __ ] And balls. Did you find it in the end? Yeah, but I mean, you’ll be all right. I’m going to have to sacrifice a golf club. Got bad news. Well, I can go a club length back here. Yeah, I’m I’m just And I can Yeah, I’m I’m absolutely sending this. But first, I have to do my test. What’s your test? Oh, hello. That doesn’t work, does it? I think it go. It just goes. You got to go for it. Are we ready? Yeah. Get a driver out, by the way, cuz I think you can go back here. [ __ ] This is Malard ducks. Right. Okay. How far back I can go. Love that. And then another one. Oh, is it two? Nice one. All right. Right. This is horrible because I basically got a tree exactly in line. So, I can move it though. Right. You can move. Yeah. But I’m in trouble. Well, this is this is the rough that I don’t do well in. So, I’ve basically got this tree is exactly in the way of my club and I’m a little bit worried about if I would recommend playing a safe little bump and run towards bunker. Can’t I can’t be doing that. Go on. Benny Benson. Benny Benson. He was so actually like confident that that was his name as well. That’s such a dad way of saying that like who Benson Boon is. Have you heard that lad? He got Benny Benson. Benson Boon’s like pretty diabolical as Oh yeah. Get it. Just keep that going. Keep that going. What I’m going to do, I’m going to play a running one towards that bunker and try and get it to like hook draw and maybe bounce over the bunker and end up right at the green. The light is horrendous. But I think he’s playing that PJ 2K25. That’s what I’m going for, mate. It’s got a chance cuz this this rough will close the face. It’ll make it turn. The risk is I just hit straight into that. Do I have your permission to try this? You Hey, you’re the golfer. I’m just a guy who started playing last year. All right, guys. They’ve cut now. Back to us. Let’s take this shot. Oh, he did what he said he was going to do. Are you too much actually, though? He’s just whipped it around that way around the back of the green. Is it you backed it way too much? Yeah. What club was that? That was like a seven. See what I mean? Hey, the long grass like closes the face and makes it go more. Oh, and and shock. Uh Josh doesn’t have a club in his hand, nor a ball. Just been standing by the ball for 10 minutes. What are you doing tonight? Got no plans. Great. This is normally the bit in the conversation where you invite me to something. I I was just thinking about whether I was going to go yours or mine to be honest. Right. [ __ ] hell. Bloody hell, Josh. Hurry up. You’re not foraging for berries now, by the way. Over that tree, mate. You’re nice and smooth. Tempo town again. It long enough, by the way. Shut up. You know what? I might love it. Get up that hill. Get up that hill. Not bad, Josh. Not bad. A bit short and left, but yeah, I didn’t put that enough on it. It’s an option. Mine could be could be dead long. Okay. Yeah, it stinks. Okay, time to go. Ready? Yeah, you got this. Over the tree and far away. [ __ ] this is so hard. Got to take your time, Lux. You got it, mate. Don’t rush you, mate. I’m going to open up the club face. This is straight in the tree, by the way. Hope so. He thinks he’s bloody Jason Day. He’s done. He is him. He’s done it. He’s him. He is him. Oh, I didn’t go very far though. Yeah. I mean, that’s the best I could do. That was mate. That was really to open it up a little bit. See that? Boom. In the middle of the club. I like that. Okay. Right. All right. Um, we need one closer. Oh, that that looks so high. It’s really high. Oh, drained it. [Music] Hold on, son. Great shot. Oh. Oh, wow. That really hurt. You know what? I take responsibility. I thought the hole was straight and it completely wasn’t. You defined it. Exactly what you said. No, I’m talking about the T-shot. Oh, t-shot. I was just hitting I was aiming exactly sort of That’s why I aimed it right. I knew it was that. Oh, you must have done. Yeah. Right. So, where did yours actually get to? Up there. That’s not too bad. How’s it got up that hill, by the way? How’s it climbed that far? I’ve got a massive erection. What a shot that was. Wow. What a shot. Fos fish Max Fosch. There we go. All right, let’s have a look at this. Do we like this back there? I’m not sure. No, I don’t think so. Do we like this? It’s pretty horrible, isn’t it? You can put that. Could it? Uh, where are you? Is mine even alive, though? Is he alive, Frank? Where’s Josh’s ball? Let’s quickly run over it. Mess around with the line. Where is it? Here it is. Keep going straight. Keep going. Yeah. Perfect. They won’t suspect a thing. He won’t. That was great. I don’t You didn’t see my one at all. I don’t think he went this far. No, he definitely went back on the green. You sure? Yeah, I’m pretty sure. Did you not go this bit though? Maybe it was that powerful to go this far. No, it just hit the ground like a bloody Did anyone see my golf ball? I can see it. Where? Oh, I tell you what, they’ve got to go up the ridge and down again. Yeah, nothing wrong with that. I’d like to play my Ah, burger kickoff. We’re in trouble here. Oh, have they lost their ball? Not mine. Mine’s there. Got good line. West ball’s gone. Thank god. Oh, mate. This is fine. This is fine. Want me to go first? Yeah. All right. Oh, probably after them. Let’s see what cuz they’ll probably give us a line here. I think so. A little pattern then. Yeah, why not? Up the hill. Up the hill. Then it’s going to go to the right. And then he’s going to straighten up again. Do it, mate. Trust yourself. Should I move their ball? They’ve just tried to sacrifice us with heard him talk about it. Okay. He’s talking about the voices in his head again. Did not turn. Just skipped over this. Wasn’t much help. That not loads of help to be honest. I think you just you could do the same thing but ain’t it right. Aren’t all these clubs in his way now? He’s just dropped like five clubs on the ground and he’s complaining about my ball. All right. Cuz it skips over his heel easily. I’m going to put it just cuz I’ve seen you put it now. But the power you put on it, you could just go more right and it’s fine. Just go more right. Same. Yeah. You go like here. So you think he’s going to massively come back? Yeah. Doesn’t if you put power on it, it just gets over the hill easily. Yeah. Yeah. Oh yeah. Get your [ __ ] out. Oh, I’ll try my best. Let’s just do it. What do you think? You try your best. You’ve seen that line. Uh, see. Yeah, it’s a good decision. I think just not a regular shot, was it? All right. Slightly left and right, but not much. Might need to make this how I had it. So, kind of club, huh? Oh, wow. You let’s make a seal noise as well. Go then. Okay. Sucker sacked. I’m going just to the left. My my my partner is doing a circus act. Sorry, we’re just having a bit of fun. No, no, no. That’s that’s fair. It’s the first time in the vid. All right. Three, two, one. You can’t you have to count you can’t count about two things at the same time. Can you not? Humans are too stupid. You might be. What? What has this channel become? Wow, that is okay. All right. Right. Here we go. Keep an eye on this act. It’s one of them in it, Josh. He’s got a bit of a tech like No, he has this spasm. He goes back. He just It’s called across across my You got the yips. You got the yips. Yeah. No, you’re just living in the yips, right? Okay. You’ve learned to live in the yips. Okay. All right, guys. You’re like You’re like Tempo Town is yip city. You were me born with the yips. Come on, Max. Keep going. Keep going. Keep going. Keep going. We’re in trouble, Josh. Oh, I don’t know. Okay. All right. It’s all down to this hole. Here we go. If two foot Timmy, two people miss it. It’s over. Yes. If If our team misss and you get that in, we’ve lost. I’m going to concentrate then. Behind. Take your time. If If there’s heckling, don’t worry about it. There’s a guy behind waiting for us. Don’t worry about it. Take your time. Me time. Don’t think there’s loads in it, Josh. I’m going to keep an eye on this. Prove it. Prove it. Prove it to me. If we win this video, the greatest moment of my YouTube career. Come on. He just started bleeding. Do you know what? I went like left edge. Oh, we nearly missed a return. Oh, man. So, it’s down to this and then we’ve got a putt to win. Yeah. How on earth? I don’t I don’t actually know how this happened. It’s weird, isn’t it? It’s actually weird. It is proper weird. Apparently, he’s got a new technique. So the new technique is last. Oh my god. The new technique is Oh my god. He kept them in the game. This is now put to carry the game on. That is That’s how crazy life comes at you. Fast boys. Do you want to go first? You can laugh at me. Fast. Josh, can I do it again? That was incredible. Well, thanks for saying I like it. Oh, you’re welcome. You’re welcome. That is that is so I think he fixed me in like one. It’s just he’s getting your angles. You’ve got so many angles here. You go here. Less angles. Just pendulum. Yeah. Suddenly I’m back. Never miss a part. I’m back. Damn. This might be one of the biggest putts of my entire career. Are you proud of me, sir? I’m so proud of you. I’m proud of you than Simon by always. Mars. You hear that, Simon? I tell you what, if this first one misses, I’m telling you. Oh, this is crazy. No, I should have this in the bag. Easy. We go again. We go again. Come on. So, if we go for it, it’s literally I honestly think the line is it might be there. So, you know what you got to do? You got to go through that little V and hook it. I can’t do that. But what happens is problem is if you’re going to hit it, it’s going to land here, then roll through out in the bush. Are we doing it or not? I reckon you just you do you want to go first? You want to see whether you want to get it in play? Cuz we got to be serious here. Yeah. Yeah. I’ll try my best to get it in play. We’re not good enough to be I’m going to take a freewood. Yeah, cuz we’re not We’re not good enough to be like, “Oh, let’s go both. Go driver.” Yeah. No, I’m I’m just going to try and plunk it down. Put it like right next to Frank on on in the middle middle. It’s 210 to Frank. Yeah, that’s perfect. L. Yeah. I’ll do a Randy drive 100 yards. You need to like proper proper like lowerase T tempo down. Okay. Is he going for it? No one want tried to lure him in. Um, is it in place? Don’t know. That is so [ __ ] high. I think there’s just like trees there. That is mental. I don’t think it’s so down. Sorry down. Okay. It’s in the rough. What was mental about it? It went like You’ve done that a bit. You did something to them yesterday. I think I pitched it too high. I think you’re just hitting him like there. That’s my hybrid there. Can’t be. You never go high in there. Impossible. Back that way, please. Max has got the little slicey mix slice here. More power you put in the more slice you get. 100%. Oh god. That was prof. Please be good. Bobby, tell me some good news. You can see it. It’s safe. Bunker. Love the sound of that. That first one is better than Josh. Josh, you see where the tree is left of Frank? The tall one. Yeah. The line in the bushes there is 230. Do you want to like tempo down there? Tempo town. It’s taken so long we’ve been caught. Let him go for a t-sh. Oh my god. Absolutely strike it. Yeah, that’s maybe one of the best shots that you I mean, can we get Can we get a Frank on this? Then I can unleash hell. This is the worst decision I’ve ever made on the golf course. But but he panned far right though. Can we get Do we get heads up or not? Tree line. Got to play it super safe now. No. Is in your safe on the tree line. You sure safe? Right. This is now literally insanity what I’m about to try. Yeah. And it’s at the far tree line, but it’s not out of bounds. No. Are you going for the green? Yeah. I’m going for like craziness. So like you get to come two club lengths back cuz I need the height. So I’m going on the craziest line. Let’s go for craziness. Watch out guys. He’s crazy. He’s crazy. This guy’s always been mental. Give it a go. Raongers. Tell me it’s not fun. It’s fun. It’s like they had the little the little rackers in um in the footing. American soccer. Yeah. I believe that we will win. I believe that we will win. Is he Is he Why are you putting it so far back on the tea box to get it over these trees? Oh, I think that’s more than Oh, okay. That might be good. I didn’t see it. Seb, let me know. Should I celebrate? I mean, what a shot. It’s what I was trying to do. I think it’s dead, though. No, I think the camera’s looking at it. That looks good. Down in the trees. A That’s a shame. That’s unlucky. Shame. Unlucky, Budwood. Luckily, you had me down in Tempo Town. Had to had to try, didn’t we? Yeah. I mean, I hit a nice drive. Anyway, it was perfect. Yeah. Wow. You really, you know, give it one of these. Also, I can give it one of these. Hey, so do you want to go to the movies? I think we played some really good golf today. I think people are going to look back at this and say that was generational generational wealth. Right. Where is his tree line ball? Is Frank find it? If Frank loses Frank said it’s Frank’s done, I see it. Then I’m going to be living cuz he said tree line. Oh, mate. You didn’t get a confirmation. No, they said it was safe. They said they saw it down. Yeah, it down and then into the trees. He’s looking like he’s [ __ ] Oh, mate. This is a disaster. We’ve been done by Frank. Frank’s done us here, right? Where have you gone? I’m in this bunker which is not ideal. Is Josh safe? Oh, you’re kidding me. Thought you said it was down tree. Is Josh’s in here? Oh, for they went in the tree line. They They were saying it was safe on the tree line. No. Let’s go look for mine. I don’t know where I don’t know where Lux’s ball is. You know where mine is. And it’s in a really bad spot. Seb, it’s here. All right, let me look for mine. It’s It’s in there. It’s in the trees. My ball’s in there. Can you hit yours or not? I’ve dragged it out of the bush. So, you’re taking his drop? Yeah. Oh, we can hit mine. We can’t hit yours. We can’t hit yours. And if you Is it Is it Are we going to get anywhere with yours? No. No. You can knock it out sideways, but if you do that properly, there’s the tiniest gap. I can take on the tiniest gap. And if you can just I You have to hit first and drop. No, we’ll be all right for the content. Be fine. That’s the rules of the game. Oh, mate. It’s such a nice gap to try on. Um Yeah. Yeah, I mean we can hit that. We can knock it out here if we want to. Yes, lads. A legends found the ball. Oh, there’s another one. Hello. Take that. It’s a biffer ball. Yeah, prefer this. Yeah, we can go over. That’s the line there. This is coming out. You don’t need uh Yep. It’s gone. Okay. Can you see the flag? No, but I know what the line is. What’s the line? It’s between these two. What club you taking? 79. Same here. Budwood. I don’t know. Where are they? like that. Realistically, we could have played the drop from over there. But look, we can we can do this and knock this out better than we’d be dropping there and still get on the green and two. So, that’s the safe shot. Or there’s that. Told you there’s a small gap. Or you think you can flop out there? I potentially could. It’s very risky. I would never ever ever do it in a normal map. It ain’t going to go very far, is it? That That’s the one I’d like you to do. And then I’ll just try and take that one. It’d be hilarious. Well, you got to go. It’s your ball. So taking I think you took a lead and I’ll just uh Why don’t you go for the gap? I’ll go for the gap. We come this far, right? Yeah. And then worst case I punch it out. And if I miss that then fine. So you just want to get yourself over where Josh is now. So in between this the lowest bit of the trees. Over where the middle cart is. The cart on the far left. Okay. Get up in the air. Here we go. Up and down. Up and over. Up and over. Like a fourleaf clover. Right. But this is why we doveetail each other so perfectly. That’s okay. I want a KMS. Yep. Go. Oh, shot’s really good, by the way. Love your work. That’ll be fine. Thank you, mate. Thank God for that. Appreciate the save. So, you see the tree in the middle. I’m actually going the left side. I’m actually going to try and play it through here and just get as far as we can up the left hand side. Maybe in that bunker. I think he’s lost his mind. What do you say? Nothing. All I’ve got to do is miss that one tree. Like that for you. Right. Surely they Wow. Right. We’re only have to get up and down for 150 yards though. No. No. High five. P five. High five. Good. We are exactly where we are supposed to be. Uh the pole just uh maybe give me tetness, though. That’s not good. All right, mate. This is it. The thing is we all we need to do is make par. And here we are. Come here now. Just be a bit lucky for me. Be a bit lucky for me, Sebie. Oh my god. Did he go through? Is it through? water. Who you dares, Rogers? He dares. So, so what I do now? Hang on. Let’s get some good intel cuz last time we were told it was good. Yeah, it wasn’t good. It was in a bush. Let’s find out where it is. Ground under repair. Yeah. [ __ ] great news. So, we can we can bring it back. Yeah. Where is my ball? Over there. In play. Well, that’s it just there. Yeah. Yeah. Do your worst, Josh. Do my worst. What’s my worst? Just hit it hard as you possibly can in the trees and this hope. What did you use? I used the five iron. That’s what I was going to go for. So, lovely. Looks like I can play golf these days. I’ve learned. So, do you go for like a putting type vibe? I’m I put it like right back on my stance like I’m trying to like hit the ball down into the ground. Like my my finger here. My visual here is I’m trying to send the ball like in into ground like outside your back right foot. So, it’s like the ball is like there for me. I’m not trying to bury it. Just do it smooth. You haven’t got to hit hard. You just got to get it low. Good. From it vibes. If you see that, do that. Just think that’s stupid to think this is the run. This is what you did, isn’t it? Yeah. I I think do what you feel natural on. Just make sure you follow through. Not Not a bad effort at all. Go. He’s just gone the other side, right? Oh, he’s got boo boo. I think it’s more like I might be dying from a venomous bite from a wooden pole. Don’t be overdramatic about it. Glad you’re not overreacting, though. 114. How many shots have you had, boys? Two. 114. Right. Come on, Maxi Peas. Here we go. Come on. No. No. Go. Something. Go over it. Yep. Yep. Yep. It’s not the end of the world. God, we’re lucky. It’s not the end of the world. No, not at all. Okay. 114. So, I’m going to play this to 10:30. Uh, the wind’s slightly uh left or right, so this should go in. Yes, Lux. Go in. Go run. Go in. Run. Go. Oh, wow. Oh, wow. Go in. Go in. Okay. Thank you. Sick. Let’s [ __ ] win this game, bro. Let’s [ __ ] win this game. Did you hear my calculations? My calculations? What do you reckon? I’m going to say 78. It’s going to be 56 and it’s a feel it for me. 82 82 yards. Say again. I 50 it for once. Yeah, do it. No, I’m not 50, I think. Pressure. What pressure? So firm, isn’t it? [ __ ] me. That was for lux. That was I just wanted to get some sort of reaction out of him. [ __ ] me. He’s about that, isn’t he? Go on, son. Oh, it’s a bit left. Pick right for me. Left. A. Oh, that is a long part. A lot of pressure here on Josh. That wasn’t very good. Putt it. That should really should. I wouldn’t talk him out of it. Knockable. Oh, just like Billy Isish’s brother Phineas. Oh, go on Josh. What a shot. Go on, Josh. No, not enough on it. Yeah, we’ll have that all day long. What a shot. Look at it. Come now, my guy. Good shot. Listen. Fair play. Hello, mate. See that slow tempo down? Yeah, it’s lovely. Oh, mate. That’s a That’s a three-footer. So, this is a birdie pot. There’s a birdie about from 3 foot 4 foot. Yeah. Get a shot of these two legends coming through just before they hit their birdie. Put it in slow-mo. We’re coming to steal your girl. No, yours is great. I can think that. Perfect. You can definitely think that new technique. You think that part? I 100%. You’re going first. I’m not going to I’m That’s too brave now. All right. All right, Josh. You’re up. You’re up, buddy. It’s your ball. Oh, light work. Give me a read. Tell me what to do. Okay. I’ll just tell you exactly what to do and then you just do it and it goes in. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. All right. It’s off the left. It’s going that way. It’s downhill. Got it. Yep. Lovely new technique. Drop it in, mate. For birdie. Wow. Did not have a layup was the play. What you say? Nothing. [ __ ] say to me, you little [ __ ] It’s weird. It looks downhill from where you are, but it looks uphill from here. Cool. Cheers. Sorry. I better do. Have they bought the movie rights to that one yet? Yeah, they’ve got it, mate. It’s on Netflix. Yeah, that’s good. Yeah, that’s I like it. I think you lied. Dang, don’t look bad. Give me that. Are you? Yeah. Thanks, mate. Right, Lux? Come on. That’s all it means to me. Just put this in. Yeah, put it in. It’s your bird, mate. We still got a life from the right. Just a little bit. So, we’re still alive. We’re alive. Yeah, it’s for birdie. This means they have two lives going down the left right. You going to fumble with this, would you? A little bit. You sure? Or just show me the line. Harry in the bathroom. Nice and simple. Birdie part. Birdie. Birdie. Birdie. Send it home. Birdie. Oh. Isn’t it amazing how you think they’re definitely going to make it and then one misses and it’s like all twitchy all of a sudden? No, it’s fine cuz I am absolute clutch king. You are clutch king. Do you believe in him? I sort of do actually. That was like nicely back. You got two lives going down the final one and got one. Guess who’s got a libby back? Sebie, it’s all right, mate. It’s all right. Lose to bury the last before two idiot. Seb, not on golf. Seb not on job. Seb [ __ ] bottle queen. We’re going to lose to two boarding school dons. Wow. [Music] What’s the plan, Max? What line are you going to take? We got two shot buffer. That’s true. And we’ve won this already, Max. Well, okay, let’s just hold those particular horses. Um, the line is straight over the trees. Tiger line, but with my baby buttery fade, it’s probably just going to end up by Frank. Frank by Frank. Great. What is tiger line? Tiger line, I think, is probably the tree, the corner for lot one of those trees. One of those trees over it. I actually think the tiger line’s further right than any of us can possibly imagine. Okay, you do that and we will see. This is big. Imagine he pulls it off. No, it’s the wrong way. But um that was that big. The green is fine. Big butter shot. Does that save you? No. Right, Lux. Don’t mean to apply any pressure to you. Uh go on. No, I’m I’m good under pressure. Go and hit me. Yeah. So, you you’re winning right now. Yeah. Mash just [ __ ] it. Can I see through? So, if you [ __ ] it, too. Game over. Gum gum. Good boy. Yeah. Sorry. Sorry position. I can’t say anything. What’s your favorite position? You try this one. I’m not going to do it, but I’ll order it. He’s [ __ ] thinking about it too much. Oh, you know what? Right. This is important. We get a Frank on this. No, this is in the water. I think that’s good. I think that might be what he’s only got to carry 210 to get over the water on that line. Not on the green, but very close. Look, right, Sev. Can you go first? You want me to go first? You sure? I go first. I think you go first. Okay, I’ll go first. Yeah, I think you go first. That was that nade shot right there. That was out of very good, mate. Listen, it’s all fun in games, but that was very, very nice. It’s all fun in games that sometimes you got to take someone’s name. Don’t know what the song was about before you hit though. Oh, someone was singing Tenacious D. That was me. Uh, Seb, should I um Well, I’d order it. Put power on it and then cast it out a little slice. Just hit the If you feel that, do that. We’ve got we’ve got I literally just showed you the [ __ ] the line, mate. Just hit bang slice real quick then. Oh, well played, mate. Well played. What a shot this is. That’s unbelievable. Right now I’m just going full caution to the wind here. Wow. Yeah, he’s got a he’s got a small smirk on his face there. You know, all I’m saying is Josh’s back, baby. I only hit a shot in about half an hour. Sebs again taking it back to driver lengths for some reason. Too straight to me. Please go in the air. Uhoh. Oh. Oh my god. I think that’s a bit left of it though. Yeah, definitely left of it. It’s good though. Still just got it over the trees. Where’s that gone? Come on, Frank. Give me some news. Bunker. Bunker. We’ll take that. Will we? Yeah. Green side bunker. We’ve been out of the game for a couple minutes. So, we’ve had to let a couple people through and that got to you. That got to me. Um, we’re not even going to look for my ball. No. Um, absolutely. I’m going to turn right. Yeah. Lux is here. Well, unbelievable shot. They’re going to make birdie [ __ ] I know. Uh, is that me? That’s going to be you. That’s going to be you. Is it? Or is that? I think that’s going to be you. That might be Lux. Really? Could be. Yeah, cuz I don’t fancy these bunkers. I think I would be over here somewhere. No, I’m not sure. I don’t think I sliced it that much. Josh there, Seb there. Oh, you here. Oh, come on. That’s fit. 20 yards away. Yeah, we’ve got this in the bag, lad. Oh, wow. One of the easiest games of golf I’ve ever played. What can I say? Sometimes you’ve just got to turn up and slap it. What the [ __ ] What a shot. Yeah, I should be on the green. It’s still too far left as well. If you see where over the bunker is, it’s a down slope. If you hit it around there, it will get all the way to the flag. Do you know what I mean? I was going to pitch your magic and just do it really soft. First, it’s the first time we’ve ever met, mate. Yeah. Yeah. Might be the last. Oh, touch. Jesus Christ. It will be the last. I might be all right. Yeah. You’re about honestly a foot away from the tree. You’re no problem. I’ll do a very short pitching match. You can You can do your thing cuz it might [ __ ] up anyway. Oh god, that was a whole new swing. Do you know what? Look at it go though. Look at it go. Oh my god. How’s it ended up there? How’s that somehow worked? Do something good, please. Cuz I’m going to try my best, man. I’ll try my best to I try my best to do a half swing there and end up not doing a swing at all. Stay there, boy. Come on, Sebie. Do something good. What the [ __ ] That looks good. Could be quite good. Looks really good. That’s terrible. Just keep going. Too much, man. What was the ball that went across the green there? What do you mean? Did you see that, Josh? No. The ball went flying across the green. Oh, it was from Did they throw it? You hit your head on something. This is our chance, Max, to break hearts. Sebon golf fans hearts. Sebon golf fans mudded. Oh, yes. Looks good. Stick. Look how big the bounces are. They take that right here. Absolutely goated. Did we get that on camera? Yeah. Bet we did. You bloody hope so, but it’s good. It’s good. And they’re uh Well, we’re on We’re as it lies then, aren’t we? We’re as it lies. Yeah. So, we just need to sink a good part. But they’ve got one on us, haven’t they? Oh [ __ ] Yeah. So, we’ve got to make it. They ain’t going to freak out from there. Oh, that’s coming. Even better. My mouth shot. Solid shots there. Give me a little one. That was tiny. We’re paying the price for not making those easy birdies earlier. M the one on the par three, the one on the short par four straight after it. We needed to cut at least one of them to drop. And now we’ve got a very difficult part. It’s got to go in. I can’t believe that we’ve won this video so easily. Easily. I kind of haven’t even been trying that hard. She’s [ __ ] break his leg. Do his ACL. Yeah. On the green. What the [ __ ] I fly if I fly kick his knee. ACL done. Yeah. Like just proper. Not. Not even. It’s You pop my hip out. No. No. If I But if I There No, you’ll pop my hip out. Be gone. Gone. You know what? It’s a FEMA break instead. Get a feur break. I do worry about Freya’s safety sometimes. No, I hit a man, not a lady. Go hard, go soft. What did they say? Soft ladies, hard men. This part is disgusting. I’m not going to lie. You need to get it to stop here. I hit a man. And then it will still go past the hole, I think. I actually don’t know how you lead this short. We’ve given ourselves an absolutely impossible task. But got Josh coming up in a minute. So much. You’re not going to believe how quick this is, mate. What’ you do? Move the ball slightly further away. Love that. Okay, so we have to we have to sink this. Got to go in, mate. Or else we’re hoping they three out from there. No pressure then. Really? It’s a lot further than I thought it was. The problem is I don’t know how it’s got back this far. Problem is, if we give it any sort of beans, it’s maybe off the green the other end. Every time Josh speaks, you’d be like, “Every time Big Wedge uploads a video.” Oh, shut your mouth, fatty. Next time you should hit it, it doesn’t go. [ __ ] Oh my god. [ __ ] Oh my god. [ __ ] hell. Oh, that would have gone in. Wait, if that got in, that’ have been cold, bro. Do you know how much I’d love that to go in? Just to shut that perfect what, a centimeter? What? How did that just keep going? Damn, I almost ate my words and my poo, bro. That was unreal. I I I ain’t copying that. That was a serious You know how much I was I was ready to go full like Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Tiger 1997 on you then. It looked good all the way as well. Ah. Oh, this is it. This is it though. Come on, Joshy. You think hammer hands can control this ball? Absolutely not. New technique though. Look, new technique. Oh, there he comes. Oh, it’s turning to left. Good effort, mate. Good effort. Good effort. All right, you got two parts. So, what’s this? This is a bird. A birdie put a birdie. Get almost all your lines back. Yeah, that’d be nice, wouldn’t it? Oh, he’s Oh. Oh, by the way, it’s still legs on it. Kept moving, didn’t it? Right. That was just keep it high side. I’ll keep you high side. I don’t know what that means. You don’t know what that means either. It’s provocative. Okay. I’m actually quite good at these parts. High side. Trickle it down. How yippy was that? You ever seen a yippy apart in all your life? You need to It’s like this. You do this. You go this. It’s like you have some sort of panic attack. You’re like, I’ve got to hit the ball now. We wouldn’t We wouldn’t not get par, would we? Yeah. All day long. Great video for you, I think. Thank you. Great t-shirt on the last seen it. Well done, Max. Thank you, partner. Well done. See you next time, guys. Like and subscribe and peace.