We PLAYED Royal Portrush ๐๐ | The Open Championship Picks & HOT TAKES!
You guys are icing me right now. That’s such a mean thing to say. Let me know what you want me to play again. It’s not my fault that I’m out here hitting out of the [ย __ย ] where the wild things are. Imagine if you were actually hitting out of the rough. Oh no. That’s not realistic. Yes, it is. You didn’t hit it. No, it’s not. You didn’t even hit it. Fudge, bro. I hate the cer. [Music] All right. So, we’re here on the back nine Royal Port Rush, home of the Open Championship this weekend. We’re going to give you a little feel. We’re not going to be dealing with the rough, but we’re going to be dealing with a lot of bad golf shots in a tough course. But let’s see what we can do out here. All right, let’s come back. I mean, I aim left with the intent. It’s just got to go. Oh, no. That’s some deep rough. All right. Sheesh. Caught that off the heel. All right. You know how it goes. Driver only. Oh [ย __ย ] Nice little 420 yard par4. Playing from the I think like the green te’s here. Now we’re playing from the toes. It’s like 60 6,300 yards. Dave’s going driver big stick. Where’s the hell’s Hey, do you want to aim left? Left because you got to aim. You got to aim yourself on the screen if you do. No, just gonna go right at it. [ย __ย ] it. Oh, that’s what I That’s what I didn’t want to do. Go, go, go, go. All right, that’s a good layup, you know. Oh, no. We can go for it from there. Jesus Christ. Nice little 109 yard uh drive. It It went 109. I’m surprised it went 109. I know. Honestly, that went further than I thought it did. Um yeah, good good start to the to the to the first hole or ninth hole. The first hole of the back nine. Oh, am I going no glove? Okay, whatever. That’s up to you. No glove for the first one. Pick your point. You do it now. You can’t put it on later. Raw shot. Oh no. Oh man. Not an ideal start for the boys. This is going to be some of the worst. I’m ecstatic with my shot then. This is going to be That’s a low shot. I’m ecstatic with my shot. The simulator’s ever seen. I caught off the Oh, Poocha is still up. He’s going to go driver off the deck out of the rough. Am I? How much do I have left? Oh, I would not do that. No. How much just to lay up? 197. I mean, if you want to just get Yeah. If you want to get in the fairway, leave yourself about 150. You got to hit it about 200 basically. I’m going no glove for this. This isn’t even the course doing this to us right now. No, this three terrible miss shots. Some of the worst golf this simulator has ever seen. I didn’t even hit the simulator. You didn’t. I had the roof. Okay. All right. Slow and slow and steady. One shot at a time. All that it went. Oh god, I’m scared. I thought that was good contact. Hey, pushed it a little bit. I left that open. Yeah, face open. All right, Dave out of the rough. 314. What is he going to hit here? An unrealistic three-wood out of out of the rough. Threewood out of the rough is a bold choice, but you can only get away with that on the simulator. Oh, good contact. It’s going to stay low. Low. It’s got to get through that. That was weird. What? That was weird. That would have been a rope. If you would have caught the fairway, it would have ran a lot more. That’s for sure. All right. Should be me. Should be me. Let’s just keep trekking away. Let’s put a good shot here. Leave ourselves about 100 to the pin and we can get up and down. You know what I’m saying? All right. All right. It’s going. No, that one went [ย __ย ] dead straight. It’s as rough as is eating us alive. That’s fine. That’s fine. That’s fine. That’s fine. That was good contact on the face, though. Or did I hit it? Is it me now? Oh, that was good contact. It is me. How much I have left? 224 to the pin. Puchain me two left now. Oh, one iron. One iron. A one iron. I No, that’s what it has me at. I didn’t even know there was a one iron. Well, cuz technically with the Trackman, you could sync it up to your actual bag. Oh, yeah. So, right now it just picks every and any club that’s possible. But yeah, you could pick uh you could pick your bag for before. Strongest swing in America. All right, that could work well. That could work well. Get out. Get out. Get out. Get out. Get out. Get out. All right. All right. All right. That rough is really like really realistic, huh? No rough. It tells you how much power it takes away. So, you know, if it’s 206 yards, you’re not going to hit it 206 yards with your 206 yard club. Yeah, maybe hit it, you know, 175 or whatever. Okay, that sounded good. Best swing of the day for Dave right there. Get out. As you can see, the rough is just no joke. I’ll take it. I’ll take I think you’re like kind of like right out of the rough. Good shot, though. Now you got a chip, which is also not a strength on Yeah, this is my nightmare in the simulator. Chipping. What is it to the front of the green? Yeah, I see it actually. Never mind. We’re good. We got room to play with. It’s all you, man. Got to smack this. Got to smack this. Are you swinging a nine iron? I am not. You want to You want to switch it? No, no, no. This is This is my number now. Just Just let me be. Oh, that was good contact, though. Oh, that’s coming back. Just got to go. Got to go. Okay, you can be right in front of it. You’re chilling. We can chip that. We can chip that. Yeah, my my numbers are all funky now. They’re all over the place. My my nine iron was my one my 145 club before. 150 club. Now I’m lucky if my nine iron is my 115 club. So, who would you say right now is is Poocha’s swing playing in the open right now most comparable to? Oh, that was actually a nice one. You got to hit it though. I had to hit harder. Damn. Who’s got the the Honestly, it’s probably Bryson. It’s got to be Bryson. It’s got to be Bryce. It’s just so much muscles the ball. Muscles the ball. He wants to absolutely murder this ball. I think it’s not. And it’s family. Dave. I I know who Dave’s like. Enlightened me. It’s not It’s not Hob unfortunately. I wish it could. I wish it could be, but it it ain’t a little bit harder. Who’s But you are going to like it though, Dave. You are going to like it. You have them picked this week, actually. Can I Can I guess? Yes. Is it Rombo? Nope. That’s a good one, though. That is a good one. Your swing’s not as short as as as No. Yeah. You go a little bit further back. I’ll give you one more guess. Straa. Nope. Bobby Mac. Bobby Mac. Bobby Mack. All right. What am I? 58. Bobby M vibes. All right. I I’ll take that though all day. Bobby Max. Bobby Mac’s got a real shot this weekend, dude. He is being He’s got a real shot and he’s played so good on Lynx’s golf. If you hold this, he’s winning. All right. Oh, I mean, it’s got to draw a little bit. Get down. Oh my god. You sent it. You sent it. You did that last time, too. Well, I know, but it said like That’s exactly what Bobby Mack would have done there. It said like 75% like it was going to take off my [ย __ย ] What club did you hit there? A sand wedge. That’s that Bobby. I hit it so I hit it so clean. Bobby M power. I hit that so clean but too clean. Yeah, Bob Bob I like him this week. He’s playing he’s playing really well right now. Oh, you played so good on the links courses too and he’s just somebody who’s I mean the last major him and Hav at the the US Open. Oh, you almost you almost won uh the tourn what was it? Um the uh was it PG where uh where what’s his face? Spawn one. US Open. Yeah, US Open. Remember he had that crazy Sunday? Yeah. These hills are no joke, boys. These hills are no joke. I’m going to have a nightmare. I don’t have a 20 on. Look at it go, bro. Yeah. Yeah, I know. These hill these hills. The hills will get you. Fudge. It was 33 yards. 33 yards. I like that number. It was so close. Let’s hit a little soft pitch. Little 48 action. Where’s my 48? Don’t tell me we lost it. And stream. Nope. We’re good. It’s here. Everything’s all right. You left the You left your club and stream song. Yeah, we’re just going to hit Still in the first hole. Yeah, for real. And we’re only going to play two holes today. Before your team drills me with his his wedge. Oh, Drake can’t dream Drake to play today. Stop for him. Yeah, that’s what I thought. Why is that not going to run? Please tell me how that doesn’t run. Slow greens, dude. Royal Port Rush. Low green low greens apparently. You would have thought the opposite. Hit that exactly what how I wanted to. It didn’t look like it be like a natural stop of the ball. It just kind of just just checked. It just died, right? Just checked. Must be a little against the grain there. There’s there’s a pebble there for sure. There’s a pebble in the against the grain maybe. Who knows? They didn’t do their greens yesterday. I’m going to have to put that in. They’re going to give me a double. It’s got to go. Get there. Get there. Get there. Get there. Double. Hey, you see I must I I must have been hitting up uphill and Dave was hitting downhill. Let’s go. Be rough. I have to get like super high on this shot right now. No, no, no, no, don’t think so. No, no. Just punch it. Just I mean, get you got 18 yards, so you can’t hit this too hard. I know. You got a little bit of green to work with. You got 6 ft of elevation. You got to land it like 10 yards. Can Pooch do it? Does he have the hands of a florist or butcher? Oh, no. No, that’s not enough. No, that’s good. I told you, dude. Look how look how close it is to the bill. That’s crazy. You got to get it. Some would say his chipping was too soft. His hands are His hands are too soft. His hands made of You see, you hit that four yards. You need to hit it eight yards basically. Okay. His hands made of Pillsbury dough. It’s edible though now. inside the ball out too. The choke up on the club is crazy. You might have just hit the same exact shot. You got it. You got in. Get in. Get in. Oh, good shot. Good adjustment. Damn, that’s crazy. Hey, player B is always the best. Player B. I’m player B. Oh, player B. Like your second shot. Oh, let’s go. Two double bogeies criminal. All right, let’s get it. Little do they know my putting skills. That’s horseshit. All right, we’re on a whole 10 after 40 minutes. I’m up, baby. Let’s go. Let’s see. What do we got here? Double fairway. Yeah, you got two landing zones. You can land it over here to the left or you can land it over here to the right. Uh, what are you thinking? Wait, you got Wait, say that again. You can land it here on the right or you can land it here on the left. You got a double fairway situation. Go to the right. Right there. Uh, right there. No, go left. I feel like I have more room there. Right over here. Yeah, but more like fairway in case you grab a hold of one. Got a little bit more space. Yeah, screw it. Let’s see where this goes. As long as I don’t go left, should be good. I mean, you got room. Okay. It’s going super high. It’s got to go. I didn’t think that was that high. Is that the fairway you were aiming for? Yeah. He just went too high. Oh, yeah. You got too much loft on that. Oh, that’s going to be fun. Dave, what superhero do you think is the best golfer? Uh, oh, it’s actually it’s Hawkeye. Is it Hawkeye? Hawkeye uh only shoots hole in once. It’s actually MCU cannon. Oh no. Uh oh. Oh no. Caught the ground. Catch the fairway. Catch the fairway. Nope. Join me together. The ghost. All right, guys. I’ll catch you over there. Back off. Oh, no. He got the He got the bad thoughts going on. Is in his head. He got the bad thoughts. I didn’t feel I didn’t feel good about that one. Oh no. It’s all part of the plan, boys. See if it was worth it. Holy [ย __ย ] He’s going to break the screen. It was worth it. It was worth it. Good adjustment at the T. That was money. The [ย __ย ] The Every time you swing, I think you’re going to break the The messed up thing is I wasn’t I’m surprised the club doesn’t break. Yeah. No, you weren’t aiming there, but but it kind of worked out. It worked out. We’ll take it. Little cut. It’s going to work though. It’ll be on the fairway. There we go. We’re doing We’re just playing our game right now. We’re just playing our game. We’re making it work with very little right now. I’ll tell you one thing, Drake. Best logo in Florida sports history. By far. By far. By far. That’s why I had to cop. Fish. The fish. The Florida Marlins. Had to cop. OG Florida Marlins. I got this and a visor of the old logo. That or uh the Panthers old logo. Old Panthers logo is dope. All old logos. The Dolphins old logo. The Panthers old logo. They’re all hard. Dolphins old logo. But but Marlin’s old logo compared to like the change definitely the best color scheme original to now. The two black jerseys are so tough. Oh, that was beautiful. Why you hitting it so low, though? I don’t know why my balls are coming out. Working out. It’s working out. I smoke that thing. Hey, hey, hey. You’re not mad about that. Not bad at all. As long as I’m not living in the rough. 185. All right, Dre, give me your top pick of the weekend. Top pick of the weekend. as we talking pooches back. I I I you know, flustered. I want to go with a certain somebody, but I don’t know if I can make him my top pick. So, as my top top pick, I got to go Mr. Shane Lowry. All right. I know he’s doing it for Ireland. He’s got to do it for the hometown. He was playing well until a couple weeks ago. But you know what’s a good prop bet if you like that is taking Shaneo top Irishman essentially between him or Rory. You can take that on the rock I think. So usually you can take nationalities but if you like him more than Rory I mean I like him more than Rory. Rory Rory almost won this. This your top this your top pick. Yeah I know but he is my top pick. Rory’s still drunk from But I’m not I’m not I’m not going to pick Rory. I’m not picking Rory either. Yeah, I’m not picking Scott either. God doesn’t know how to play Lynx golf. I can beat him out there. All right. Um No, I I like I like Shane. I really do. Um last couple weeks haven’t been great for him, but reality is he’s he’s been home for a couple weeks and I think he’s going to put it together. I think he’s Listen, he’s had a good year. Like he’s had a good year up until the last couple weeks. Kind of lost it and it almost feels like his head was over here already. this next major looking at it like at home. He’s been there for like three weeks. He went to go visit the hometown. He saw the mural on the wall of himself. Like just seems like a a good pick. Um he a little left over there. But I but I got but I got another sneaky one that I really like this week too. You got to hit the not the ground, bro. It’s going to work though. It worked out but and you are on I think right? Oh no. Come back. Roll. Roll. Oh, come on. Right on the edge, bro. That’s crazy. That’s criminal. That would have rolled on a million at a million times. Just uh make sure you don’t hit it in the rough on the left or the right. Don’t go long. DY noted or anywhere for that matter. You can be short here, actually. Oh, that was a good strike. Is it too much though? Oh no. Holy [ย __ย ] I took my we this morning. I think it was the right. Oh no, it was too much. Oh my god. No. No. 161. He’s way past it. 161 of my N. Yes, bro. Is he? Yes. Way past it. Oh, look at this [ย __ย ] Can’t even see the freaking If you’re going to be playing that draw here, you got to club down because you’re getting extra distance from I was I was going to go pitching wedge, but I was like, you know what? one almost. You got to think like where’s where like where can you miss? It’s okay to miss short there. It’s not okay to miss long. Yeah. You feel me? I put the glove on by the way. Oh my. I don’t have any to like full swing this arm. Right. 78. That means it’s hard as you can. I mean you can miss short. You can miss short, but you never want to full swing a wedge. Should be good. Strike. It’s got to go. It’s got to go. Yeah. Yeah. Yep. Yep. That’s the thing. How much I leave you? 20 yards short. Uh oh. Get over the hill. It did. It just It didn’t go. Oh, it didn’t go. It went 18. Oh, pooch is up. Pooch. [Laughter] Oh, wow. Look at this one, huh? All right. Just hit the same exact shot you just hit. Yeah, that’s that’s the plan, isn’t it? Yep. Oh [ย __ย ] What the hell was that? Duffies. What were you doing there? That shot was brought to you by Duffy. You hit that like you were chipping it. I was 10 yards. I know. I I caught the ground. I ch Hey, you got to just trust the swing. What’d you have there? 60. I mean 56. 56. I need that much loft. Look at this. Look at this fun one. I’m going to dunk this thing. This is going to be interesting. I just didn’t know whether or not to like full swing there or just I don’t know. Oh no. No. Did it read? Oh, [ย __ย ] It read. Of course. It’s all because of this this hole. Let’s not forget this hole that I’m playing. I’m playing through the elements here. No, this is exactly You wanted to lay up to this position to give yourself a better lie. That might be a lie. That might be a lie. Fudge. That’s brutal. Here we go. Is this me? Oh, no. It’s you. Still you, Dave. So unsteady. All right. God, there’s the longest holes ever on a simulator. I know. We’re already 20 minutes into the recording. We’re going to have to We’re going to have to expedite this and just go to 16. Come on. Come on. Oh, just the way you like it. Play it off the back. Stop. Come on. I was hoping it stayed off the green. Is that the green? just Oh, nightmare. All right, guys. Let me know when you want me to play again. Jesus Christ. You guys are icing me right now. That’s such a mean thing to say. Let me know when you want me to play again. It’s not my fault that I’m out here hitting out of the [ย __ย ] where the wild things are. Imagine if you were actually hitting out of the rough. Oh, no. That’s not realistic. Yes, it is. You didn’t hit it. No, it’s not. You didn’t even hit it. Fudge, bro. I hate the simulator rough. All right, kids. We’re going to hit it now. Don’t you worry. Same shot. Same shot. My cord. Oh, no. Oh, no. Roll. No. What happened? You guys want You want to gator or something? I’m good. Uh, he bladed it a little bit and and it just rolled into the thick rough and it grabbed. Oh, this is a brutal one. You want a Gatorade or no? Nah, bro. I need like I don’t know what I need. Just go down. Right idea. Right idea. Nice chip. Stay. Listen. I’m I’m in I’m in spicy territory where I’m at. All right. Thank you. Oh, you haven’t even played yet? No, cuz you remember I’m right off the fringe. Oh [ย __ย ] I didn’t roll into the green, unfortunately. That’s brutal. Yeah. I mean, look, look at that. That might as well be the green. I’d be putting this all I am going to put this actually. Can you? Of course you can. Oh, it didn’t give it to you. I thought you I thought you were good. No. Damn. I just I don’t know how it reads a putt on this, but chip it. Oh, there it goes. And it rolled back. How did it go that way? Isn’t it a little downhill? The light of the thing. Hey, boys. Good hole. Good hole. How is David even? Did you just cough yourself? No, my knee. You yourself on what? This. Oh, why is this here? Oh, this is where we make it all back. All right, Dre, you’re up next. All right. All right. 463. Oh, man. I’m injured. I’m injured, boys. All right. I might have to I might I might have to withdraw. This is the opening we needed. We might have to jump or fast forward to like whole 16. I I might have to withdraw. Give me your uh your top pick this weekend. My top pick. Mhm. I’ll tell you why. My top pick. I’ve been seeing I’m just going to live in the rough. I know. I feel confident about him. I think I got to stop aiming left. It ain’t softly. It ain’t working. Now you think Xander’s going back. I like Xander. I saw him in the commercials and I was like, you know, I think Xander’s calling my name this weekend. I love that. Saw a little Xander in there. [Music] Bro, my knees actually me. Hello. I’m just visualizing the shot first. My knees are a little funky. Just visualizing the shot before I hit. I got to not aim left cuz I’m just going into I will say I broke the course record. I thought it I thought I thought it would be enough aiming left, but it ain’t working. I broke the course record on the cruise mini golf course. Wow. I’m just kidding. I didn’t even play. I was like, damn. But I that would be cool to see what the course if they even have like a course record almost on every hole. Oh my god. I mean really he caught that off the He did but it goes so he swings so fast or hard whatever you want to call it. Hey Poo, have you he played NCAA yet? I have not. I don’t even have it downloaded. Wow. I don’t know. I feel like uh I got I got I got to get a I got to get We’re going to get a console for the studio. I feel like EA is losing its touch. I I’m I’m going to have to grind because I haven’t played that game in I can’t even tell you the last time. No, I don’t know. EA, Madden, like Madden sucks. Madden sucks. EA is fun. Um EA Well, EA I mean EA is just like the they’re the people that make all the Oh, yeah. Yeah. But Madden Madden sucks. Uh college football’s fun just because again, dude, I can’t this guy’s hitting flop shots. I mean, dude, it’s straight. It It did go straight. Land on the fairway at least for him. Land back in the tea box. Oh, we have to be able to bring our own custom T’s here cuz these I think it’s the T’s, honestly, guys. Well, they have a shorter tea. No, I want a big te. Yeah. All right. Well, we out drove Dave, which is good. She got my knee pretty good. For real. You hit yourself pretty good. Yeah, like you felt that sounded good. That is good. That’s great. Stay short though. Don’t go into the heavy stuff. No, no, no. That’s money. Sit down. The light stuff is not is not bad. That’s fine. That’s fine. Yeah, I’m good. You can live there. All right. Is it me next? 322. Yikes. Am I even in the fairway? I’m sure. Start driving from I’m sure you just say use that as your as your uh off the tea. Look at this [ย __ย ] dude. I don’t like I don’t I don’t know why like mentally I don’t like getting driver here in the simulator. I don’t know why. It’s It’s a complete me thing. It’s looks like it’s a me thing, too. Yeah. I can’t stop flying. I don’t know what it is. What am I even supposed to do here? [Laughter] This is such Hey, just I would just hit hit it straight and like whatever’s going to get you on the fairway. I a mile away, too. Don’t go back in. Oh, no. That could be trouble. Is going to be driving on the street. Yeah. All right, this is really bad right now. Hey, man. It’s cuz I didn’t warm up. That’s the thing. I didn’t get to warm up beforehand. But yeah, I like Xander. I do like Xander uh this week. Who else do I like? I don’t know, man. Honor my swing. I think I want to go to Shambles. Yeah, want to give the Shambles some love as well. I’m worried about Bryson this weekend. He’s been playing I’m so good on the majors, but he just hasn’t figured out links. Honestly, Dre, like I wouldn’t be mad about that. I know, but I’m just I don’t know why I’m catching the ground so much. He hasn’t figured out Link’s golf and he has he struggles on these type of courses. So, I don’t know. I’m a bit worried about Bryson. I’m I’m big on Rombo. He’s not going anywhere either. I think I think it’s Rom’s time. I I would love Honestly, I would like I would really like Rom to win. Be awesome. We haven’t seen him like be like No, he’s contending and he’s playing really well on Liv for the sake of I mean small field obviously, but I uh feel like he’s itching, dude. He’s like, it’s like so close, right? He’s not playing back. He’s not. He’s not. What was it? Was it PGA that he almost ended up coming back on Scotty? He knows mentally like he wants to he wants to prove something as well. You know, he’s I’m not hitting. There’s no way I hit that that bad, right? Like, look at look at the contact on the face. This one is Oh, boy. Pooch. What you’re going to have to do is aim left and just muscle to the left. of the jungle. Put your Don’t go. Hold up. Let me No, go straight. Go straight. I have to, right? Go straight. Go straight. At least aim a little this way. But like, why? I just I know. I hit it. I hit it too good. I got no loft on it. I didn’t hit it. You hit it too good. P. That’s what it is. Maybe you’re not hitting down on up enough. Yeah, maybe. So, what am I just hit it there? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, that’ll that’ll leave you in the fairway. You got room. Let me let me not hit with my five iron then. No, but you’re I mean it’s going to carry like 180. You can still go 180. All right. And it’s not like you’re tagging it right now either. H. All right. Okay. I think you have to tag this one to get out of there. Honestly, I know I have to. I’m going to watch and learn, boys. All right. There’s an opening. Get out. Get out. Get out. All right, Dre. See if you can throw a dart. 175. 175. Choke up on the 3-wood. Aim me a little left over there. Threewood. Just let me play my game. Oh my god. I said 175, not 275. See what’s the scores over there. 21 at the bunker. Okay. Let me play my game. Yeah, that’s money. [Music] Just let me play my game. Let me play my little soft fade. He’s playing his game. Wow. Is his game responding? It sure is. It’s a good shot. Get in the rough. Oh, I love an angle shot. Let’s see you, King. There you go. Go out there and make some. I’m going to club down because play your game. I’m coming up to the damn thing. I mean, I’m hitting my damn n should make that make that into a half player game. I’m playing like I’m on tour. I’m hitting my nine iron. Nine iron 160. Perfect. That should be This one’s about That’s the name of Andre’s movie. Play your game. Play your game. Your short film. That’s player game. Too much bunker. Overdrawing. Good bounce. Get in the bunker. Heavy stuff. I am hitting a nice I’m hitting a big not a bad a nice draw today. You are. I haven’t seen you draw it like that in real life. Yeah, the simulator is sometime weird like that. Like when we were in stream song, Julio never hits a draw and that’s all he was hitting on the on the simulator. And then next day, yeah, everything right. Should be a caddy. That way I don’t have to worry about ever swinging a club. Yeah, some people believe about the Joel Damon and uh that was heartbreaking, man. But that one’s Joel Joel Joel tweeted or Instagram posted, you know, they’re still best of friends like it. Oh, good shot. Great shot. Go. Good shot though. That was probably your best shot. Um but you know, look at it go. Look at it go. Look at it go. Look at it go. Look at it go. It makes sense. Like for the sake of him and Oh, wow. For the sake of pooch again. Oh, true. For the sake of um Joel and and uh what’s his name again? The caddy. Um um can’t believe I’m forgetting his name right now. It’s still you. Isn’t it [ย __ย ] horit, bro? Gino. Gino. Gino. Yeah, Gino. Um, they both need it. I I think I wonder who who’s going to pick up Gino. Like people are saying like Colin, you know, who’s been going by I don’t know. I I see maybe Gino maybe getting picked by one of these guys that are scrapping maybe. I don’t know if like a big big name is going to get him. That’s what I’m thinking. He’ll be on the back for someone for sure. Oh, 100%. That’s nice. But too much. Oh no. I think he’s still It might be me, by the way. All right, time to dunk it. You got a little wind from left to right. Oh no. Oh, it got out. It got over somehow. Such bull crap. How did that happen? I have no idea. Oh, join me. You jerk. That’s crazy. That would have gone in the bunker 12 out of 10 times in real life. Give me a two putt. Vogue. Uhoh. That’ll work. anymore. Oh, good touch. Oh, and he’s on. Give me man. If it wasn’t for that little BS shot that decided to roll another 40 yards, you would have been in business. All right, let me see here. What’ I score here for triple? That’s an improvement. I’ve been quading everyone. He tagged it. Turn left. Be the one. Oh no. Come on. Get up. Get up. Okay, you’re going to go hiking for it. That’s fine. That’s fine. You can get up and down from there. Yeah, we’ll take that. No, we should have played African. No, we should have played the course. I had like the cobras and like the jackles the [ย __ย ] course. No, no, no, no, no. They’re going to stay. Oh, no. I did not. I I did not hit that. I don’t even know where I hit that. Sounded terrible off the face. Yeah. There you go. Yeah. Hit it literally right here. Well, you guys have given your picks. I will go with mine very clearly. It’s the boys time. It is the boys time. It is Hobs time to shine. He’s going [ย __ย ] tournament to win. And he’s going to do it. He’s going to do it. He What’s the closest he got? He finished what? T what? T3 or T2? He was T3 at US Open. He’s been T2 at PGA. And he was Have we had one correct winner so far in this season? Like have we predicted one winner yet? Yes, I predicted five of them. Okay, let’s let’s relax. Pump the brakes there, Poochie. All right. And it’s about to be number six. Victor Havlin or John Rome. Oh. Oh. Straa, Bobby Mack. Who’s the other one? Damn it. I caught a fata. Straa. Bobby Mack. Ram Hav. Oh, and Haden. I think it’s still me. Oh, Hiden. Hideen. Sitch. It is me. Yeah. All right. I’m going to go. It’s me. I heard it’s you. Yeah. I’m going to go number one. Like I said, Mr. Shane Lowry back in the home country. Got to take him. Two, he is going to officially get his first dub. Mr. Tommy Fleetwood. It’s happening. Been riding him all year. It just feels like it’s if it’s going to happen, it’s going to happen in America. It’s not going to happen in America. Do it over there. That’s fine. I don’t care where he does it. Do it in a major. I like Tommy this week. Tommy, he blew it. Hey, hey, hey, hey. Blew it. That’s what he needed for this moment right here. Good shoters. Oh, pooch. Nice. Good shot. Very good shot. Also on the Bobby Mack train. Then I got my boy. Um, hey, you know who I didn’t say? Mr. Keegan Braggley. Oh, captain. Captain Capitan. He is going to shock the world. coming up a win recently, too, right? Yes, he did. He won the one that that Tommy blew. Travelers. Yeah, the Travelers, right? Looks good, too. Sounds good. Oh, get over. Oh my god. All right. How did that not go? Who do you think has been like the most disappointing golfer this season in the PJ? Disappointing. Like, who be like, “Damn, this guy didn’t do anything.” Scotty Sher, you think? No, definitely not Scotty. That’ll be crazy. Scotty’s got a wins this year. Multiple top 10 finishes and a major. No. Um, honestly, it’s more cuz he’s injured, but your boy D. Yeah. Sahit has had a very down year, but he’s hurt. Is he even playing this weekend? No, I don’t think so. Yeah. No. Yeah. Sahit obviously had high expectations considering how we finished last year. That’s what you get for talking crap about my boy Sahit. Look at that thing go. I forgot about him again. That ball went so fast I fast forwarded the the simulator. All right. I actually preferred this angle. That’s why I did it. So, what’s the story with this whole 16? It’s like the most iconic hole out here. It is. Come on. I mean, it’s long. Let me see what it plays on the say. No. A good shot, though. I know. But, that’s like It’s not going to be a gimme, though. No, it’s not a gimme. It’s It’s a 12oot putt. I know, but within the circle, it’s it’s auto gimme. Yeah. So, I would have gotten a bogey. Would have gotten away with it. 16 is playing at 23. That’s what we’re playing at. What the hell? Hey, this is good. Hey, this is I actually feel great about myself right now. I mean, I’ve got a bogey look. I know. Well, I’m bogey. Yeah, I bogeied it. I got this. I feel great about myself now just on this overall course in general. What do we got here? 21 yards. Well, you got 21 yards and you got some elevation here. So, okay. So, got to get up. Get it up. Get it up. Okay. So, I mean, hey, if all all the boys want come in with bogeies from the from the PGA TE’s, I mean, we’re playing Yeah, we’re playing. We’re playing the tips. We’re playing tips here. Oh, that’s going to shoot me money. Stay slow. Get in. I know. My balls want to roll. Apparently, me and you are both put it. I would have hit that. Let’s see. See what it gives us honestly for for it being the like the you know famous Oh, look at this. Look at this go. Oh, they gave Oh, it gave me a par. Oh, no. Oh, it gave you a bogey. Oh, boo. [Music]
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The boys take on one of the most iconic Open Championship venues while debating whoโs got the best shot at lifting the Claret Jug this weekend. Expect some questionable swings, plenty of simulator chaos, and hot takes you wonโt hear anywhere else.
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Simulator golf at Royal Portrush (home of past Open drama)
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Our locks for The Open Championship winner
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Sneaky sleepers like Shane Lowry & Bobby Mac who could shock the field
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