Golf if the Roles were Reversed

Oh, here comes the cart guy. Ooh, yeah. I hope he’s hot. What can I get you guys? Hey, handsome. I could use a tall glass of you. Sorry, we only have Corona. Yeah, no, that’s fine. I’ll take one, I guess. One Corona. That’ll be $15. 15? Better come with your number. I have a girlfriend. Here. Can I just get five back? No can do. You sure I can’t get your Whoa. Don’t touch me. Christ. What a curse. Yo, guys, I think he was into me.

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41 Comments

  1. As former golf maintenance, you got one aspect wrong: The woman would be at least 20 years his senior.

  2. We really need to get serious about this. People think a war is coming, but the reality is we are already at war. At least Russia defnitely is.

  3. Yes, it would be absolutely horrible if women started treating us that way, I can't even imagine what I would do with all that attention. You know what? Women should just go ahead and teach us a lesson, just go nuts with it, see how we like it! XD

  4. Y’a know I’m okay with the “guys being into girls thing” first it should be a compliment to the woman that she clearly is good looking and attractive enough that a guy could be into her, and also, don’t act like the women don’t thirst trap on purpose. I’d rather the stereotype stick instead of soon to see flaming flamingos rolling around and men beating each other off.

  5. No man would act that upset 😂 even if he has a gf, he would just calmly tell her he has a gf. But I guess thats the joke

  6. Almost, except the female cart attendant would pretend like she was into it to get extra tips; unlike the Chad attendant who has integrity

  7. oh noooo not girls flirting with me and giving me clear signals 😭😭
    girls now i see why you pick the bear 🙏🙏

  8. I used to date a cart girl and she would make like 6-800 in tips on the weekends and even more on tournaments

  9. I wish we lived in a world where woman talked to men like this. Also, in other world women could be talked to in a way that also made them happy. I just wish men and women could get along better.

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