Bad Golfer vs. Ohio’s Worst Golf Course

Bad Golfer vs. Ohio’s Worst Golf Course

Ladies and gentlemen, welcome back to the channel. We are currently at Hinckley Hills Golf Course in Hinckley, Ohio. According to Google, this is the worst rated golf course in Cleveland. I have played here before a very long time ago. And I will say I was shocked to find that out that this course has 3.1 stars on Google. I scrolled through like six pages of courses in the Cleveland, Ohio area. It had 3.1 stars. So, today we’re going to play it 18 holes, try to break a 100, and we’re going to see if it really deserves the rating of the worst golf course in Cleveland, Ohio. Let’s go. Also, today we are going to be playing what I like to call working man’s rules, which means I’m going to get a breakfast ball off the first tee and I’m going to get one mulligan per 18 holes of golf. Let’s not even have to use the breakfast ball. We’re using the breakfast ball. [Laughter] [Music] Well, we made contact and it’s out there, but it’s it’s not in a good spot. I really hope that I don’t punch it into that squirrel. That would uh that would probably ruin my day. [Music] It’s in the fairway. That’s exactly what I wanted. Executed to perfection. Two shots on hole one and we’re still 260 yards out. That is lovely. So, h okay that is um not ideal. Be safe. Oh my god, what a great kick in into the fairway. Good ball. Topping the first hybrid of the day is pretty on brand if you know what I’m saying. Like that is that is definitely a thing that happens. That was a good kick though. That was a great kick. Don’t be long. Just get up there. All right, not the best contact. Caught it a little thin. That’s pretty uh standard for me. That’s also very on brand shot right there. But I think we are on the green, which is so good. On the green again. I’m on the green again. The greens are pretty nice. Definitely so far the best part of the course. Two putt for a seven, baby. Or just absolutely bang this for six. Little too much speed. Little too much speed. That’s just the first putt. Okay, not bad. Solid eight. Good start. I will say the good thing about these tea boxes, it doesn’t require a [ __ ] drill to get your tea in, which is great. Um, hole two, same thing as hole one, just in [ __ ] reverse. So, anything but an eight. Literally, anything but an eight. God [ __ ] damn it. What the hell was that? What am I doing with my life? Like, I want to call up Dana White and set up like an exhibition match between me and my driver. That’s how bad it’s been the last like week. Just beat down mode. Just absolutely beat the [ __ ] out of it. Like I I I absolutely hate that. All right. Nothing crazy. Smooth, simple six. I think I just went rough to rough. You know what song I’m trying to sing right now? Where’s my ball, baby? Where’s my ball, baby? Shall we find out? That is not safe. Probably not going to try to go for the hero shot. Just going to hit a punch shot. That That sounds like the play. I’m depressed. I feel like I just got bit 27 times. Okay, my mission is keep us out of the way of um the woods. It’s just very embarrassing. I told you I was getting a lot better at golf and um that has not shown itself until right now. I got to get deep on this one, bro. This is like in there, dude. What’s going on? I need beer. There’s like a [ __ ] bees nest up there, dude. I swear to God, I just got circled by like two wasps. That’s terrifying. Well, I found it. Um, you just got to you got to take this to the promised land, dude. It’s time to turn up. Just like that. Smooth. Smooth [ __ ] swing. Zach, stop being a jackass. Oh [ __ ] the mic fell off. The mic fell off. Swung so hard the mic fell off. going have to give myself like little club length drop right there. I’m going to take a pitching wedge, more club to make up for my lack of being able to hit the ball. That came out so dead. And we might be in a bunker, but we might get lucky because the bunkers here look to be a little overgrown. might have some ground under repair. Might save your boy. Breaking 100 is looking like it’s going to be rough today. I mean, usually I play the first two holes pretty poorly anyways, no matter where I’m golfing. So, I still have hope, but um it’s looking like it’s going to be pretty rough. And that is not a [ __ ] bunker. I think it’s Yeah, I mean I think I can still hit shortsided though. Definitely my worst nightmare. Just getting it over this ridge is definitely my uh biggest fear at the moment. I mean that’s pretty good. That’s pretty good for a back-to back eight start. I have not played this bad in a very long time. I know it doesn’t seem like it, but I need something good to happen and I need to bang this putt home. What the hell? That was the weirdest putt I’ve ever hit. The way that that That’s a gimme. That’s good. We’re in for nine. This is actually a very pretty hole. You can see the tree line way in the distance. But I got to hit it right between those two titties there. I got to titty [ __ ] this fairway. Literally. This is where the good golf starts, man. Starts right now. No, it was so good. Well, I saw it land. I hit that so well. It was just kind of pushed it a little bit. Normally, I would save this for the birdie juice, which we don’t really get many of those. I think I’ve had seven in my entire golf career. I’m going to have to take a little bit of a swig of the Evan Williams. In my head a little bit, we got to have fun. Smell that [ __ ] That’s some strong stuff there. [ __ ] burn my eyes just a little. [Music] Now I got to finish the puddle. Yeah, we got a lot to work with here, buddy. And we’re taking this thing to the promised land. Just a smooth pitching wedge. Not too far cuz I want to still be in the fairway. Nice and smooth, baby. I should just swing like that all the time. What’s up with this jump? Yo, it’s like a pipeline. It has to be a pipeline or like an ETA mount or something. [Laughter] Hey, worst rated course. I What do you think so far? I like it. It’s not bad. It could be better. The fairway could be a little bit better grass. The rough is like dead and short, which helps me personally. I’ve played worse. Yeah. So, I don’t know where the reviews are coming from, why people hate it so much, but people said horrible conditions fire the whole staff. Isn’t that nuts? Yeah, that’s kind of crazy because I saw like five grandas like taking care of the greens back there. So, there’s no way I could be mad at a grandma taking care of a golf course. Never. Never. Never. This says 197. Doesn’t it look closer than that? It does. I’m going to take a sixiron here and just send it. Oh yeah. And send it. Exit stage right. That is just that just put me in such a great spot. Wow. One good shot. It’s because I tried to kill it. I swear to God, it’s cuz I tried to kill it again after I just said that I wasn’t going to kill it. Very easy to get frustrated out here, but you know what? That’s not the brand of golf that we play, brother. It’s only 9:40, so that means you got breakfast balls until 10:30. Got to go low and try to just muscle it through this tree. There’s no way I’m hitting a ball over that. So, keep it low on the back foot and just muscle it up there, dude. I came out of it too early. Same thing. Punch shot under the tree. Same thing. Okay. The punch shots are not the play today. They’re just not the play. [ __ ] God Jesus Christ. What the [ __ ] bro? We got trouble in paradise early. Early. This is like the worst start I’ve had in months. That’s going to be so fun, dude. All right. That’s what the [ __ ] I’m talking about, dude. That’s what I’m talking about. And sooner or later, all these good shots are going to start culminating together. And we’re going to start I don’t know about going low, but we’re going to start doing something special. We truly are. I feel it. One putt for seven, two putt for eight. The worst start in the history of YouTube golf. Nothing like fist pumping your ass off for a [ __ ] seven, dude. Let’s go. What’s the course record? Says it’s about 160. Playing a little downhill. I’d rather be short here. Short looks like the play. Long looks like jail. Right and left are both uphill chips. So, nice little seven. I’m not going to flag on here. I’m just going to be smart and just go for the center of the green. Try to get a par on the scorecard. Are you kidding me? That was struck so well, right? Yeah, that was struck well. Struck well into a tree. [ __ ] you, man. Oh, okay. Swung it smooth. Didn’t try to kill it. Cannot say I had the uh trajectory right. I hope I was aiming in the right spot, but I do have a little bit of an aiming issue, so I wouldn’t be surprised if I was aiming right at that tree. You know, if I could just stop living out of the trees and just move to a different part of the golf course when I hit the club, I wouldn’t have to deal with this [ __ ] This is very controversial. If you guys hit a ball into a roped off, muddy area, would you count this as a stroke? I personally wouldn’t, but I’m terrible at golf and I’m not a PJ tour player. So, let us know your thoughts, though. It’s a very hot topic there. And she’s gone. I would try the flop shot that I’ve been working on in my backyard. But um with as bad as we’re doing to start this round, I don’t think it’s time to get cute, but I do really like this chip a lot. Go in. What’ I say? I liked it a lot. We got a bogey on the scorecard, ladies and gentlemen. Nice bogey. Seriously, if I bogey every single hole, I shoot a 90ish, which is like I’ve never even shot a 90 before in my life. So bogeies for me are like basically pars or birdies. Like that’s a big [ __ ] deal. So bo. And we got a really short par4 coming up that is definitely parable and potentially even birdieable. So I think things Oh no. Oh no, there’s a greenskeeper up there. And I’m not trying to kill anybody today, but short par4 266. It’s tight as hell. Don’t like that. There is someone right there. So I’m going to give him a little warning shot. Heads up. [ __ ] Are they deaf? Yeah, okay. Well, I tried to respect my elders, but now I’m just going to have to rip this. So, hope everything is okay. Four. That’s the drive of the day. Great spot, great shot. That feels so good. See, this is the problem with being bad at golf. Most of the courses that I play at, they don’t have a range. I so like I can’t warm up. So like when I come out here and like I just practice how I play like I don’t get any like warm-up shots and then your first three holes are just an absolute nightmare. But now now on hole five this is when things start to turn a new leaf. You got to respect the work ethic. Nothing is going to stop that guy from fixing whatever he’s fixing the sprinkler. I don’t know what he’s trying to fix right now but like nothing is going to stop that guy. And that’s respectable. And you know what else is? We got a birdie chains. Yeah, we do. We’re just doing a little bit of uh filming today for a YouTube video. So, not not off to a good start. Not off to a good start. That’s pretty good. Dude, she was so nice. Yeah. such a nice lady. But um we got a birdie chance and if we don’t even make it, we should have a guaranteed par chance, which is like I love that. I need this birdie so bad, dude. I need this birdie so desperately bad. Good pace. Great par. Great par. No strokes lost. Operation Break a 100 is in full effect at the worst rated course in Ohio. Cleveland, Ohio. Dude, we should have started at like 5:00 a.m. because it’s already becoming a sport outside. Yeah. I mean, luckily it’s not going to be as hot today as it is or like I guess as it has been. But man, it’s But they said that the other day, too. They’re like, “Oh, it’s supposed to be 75.” And I swear to God, it was the hottest day ever. Oh, it’s been hotter than the devil’s ass. I will say this T- box is a little rough. I don’t take divots. You know, as Tiger Wood once said, when you’re striping the ball the best, you don’t take divots, even though he’s probably a line sack of [ __ ] But I actually don’t take divots, so we should be good. It’s on the other T- box. It’s safe. We don’t have to take a drop. It is on the other T- box. Oh my god. That is the luckiest shot of all time. To absolutely shank it into the woods and have it land right on the box. Is insane. Better to be lucky. It is better to be lucky than good cuz to shank it that way and have that shot is absolutely insane. Well, there goes $610 in a brand new Prov1. That’s that’s that’s cool. What an absolute [ __ ] show that shot was. the orange top flight Spalding from like 1998. Take a drop. Not very good after that. Uh really good last two holes there. So, this is just not going well. See, why can’t I just do that the first time? Like, I know I got it in me. Why can’t I just do that the first time? That just doesn’t even make sense. That’s the beauty of golf, you know? You just don’t You just feel like you do everything right. You hit the worst shot ever and then your next shot is absolutely struck beautifully well and you’re just off the screen. Oh, baby. I feel like I’m on a [ __ ] four-wheeler right now. Like if we crash, we die for sure. I don’t think we’re going to die from that. I think seriously injured for sure. You would get a [ __ ] head injury. You think you would? Oh, [ __ ] yeah. God, dude. Okay. Well, I would definitely rate their cart path as not good. Not good at all. Jesus [ __ ] Christ. Do not enter. Use ground under. Okay, I hate to break it to him, but like if your ball is going in there, it’s [ __ ] gone. You’re you’re not hitting out of that. This is a double bogey putt right here. Come on, baby. Save us. That broke way harder than I thought it was going to. I’m not going to lie, I did not read that. But watch me step up here and hit this without even aiming. And it’s going to be right in the center of the cup. Sixes are okay. Just not on par threes. That is That is not That is not good. That is not good at all. 310 yard par4. I have to summon whatever I just did on that last par4. The T-OT has to be great. This fairway is so [ __ ] wide. If I miss this, it might be time to actually hang it up. This is the widest fairway I’m probably going to get all day. So, got to do something special. Got to little worm burner. Went way right. I guarantee you I probably somehow found a way to miss the fairway like an absolute clown. I was thinking about when I should use the mulligan. I feel like I got to use it when things are getting like tight. Like if like if we have a actual legitimate chance Yeah. to break a 100 here. We got to bust it out. Nice little fluffed lie, too. You got to love that. Just going to punch this out underneath that tree into the fairway so that we can get up and down for par. So good. Textbook, bro. Let’s go. Give me some punch shot, baby. In the punch shot. I don’t really know my distance cuz this is kind of a feel shot, but I’m going to say it’s just going to be that lazy swing. Stay on. Don’t you [ __ ] dare. Don’t you dare. Sit. Listen. Not exactly like wanted to be closer. But like we can we’re in for bogey. I just feel it. It was the right line. I just hit it like a [ __ ] [ __ ] Perfect line. And now bogeies in jeopardy, man. Bogey is in jeopardy. I feel like I should have took the flag stick out, which is technically what you’re supposed to do. I feel like I should have took the flag stick out. It bounced off the flag stick and came out of the [ __ ] hole. How do we rule that? That’s a bogey. That’s a bogey. I wonder if the people at home would also count that, too. I feel like they would. I feel like they would. Flag stick should be out when you’re putting. And I feel like that putt bounced right off the flag stick and came right out. And if I would have pulled it, that would have been in. I’m not saying that the golf that we’re playing is dishonest. I’m a very honest golfer. But like, you know, being really bad, you also got to like give yourself a little bit of confidence. You know, I feel like when the round like when you’re not good at golf and like the round starts to slip away from you and it’s like if it’s the difference of like counting that and like being in a good mood versus not counting it and like feeling helpless. Yeah. You’re going to count that. Are you feeling helpless right now? No. All right, cool. 60% vibes, 40% sport, baby. Yes, sir. This is a tough par three uphill playing like 160ish to like center green. I’m going to bring out the hybrid. If I pure it, which is not likely, it’s going to be gone. There are bunkers left and right. I don’t know if they’re actual like real playable bunkers, but we got to we got to get this thing there, man. This has to be this just has to be good. What a shot. It’s up there. That was pretty good. That was smooth. I hit kind of I think. Oh, dude. That is disgusting. That’s definitely why I’m playing bad. Yeah. Dirty grooves, dirty play. You know what I’m saying? We’re on the green. Let’s go, baby. What a shot. I mean, this just looks This is a pretty straightforward putt. I feel like there’s probably more break in it than I think there is. It was breaking left. See, I knew there was something sneaky going on here. I just knew it. I don’t know what the hell or who the hell I think I am trying to aim point that, but this looks I mean this just looks pretty straight, man. Going to aim a little bit right edge and I think we’re in for par. You know what? I We’re not We’re not going to make the same mistake we did on the last hole. No way. That’s tragic. That is just I mean, hey, you know, if I was good at golf, that’s a par, but we got to pay our dues. Currently at 47, which is where I would want to be if we were trying to break a 100. though. If we par this par five coming up, which is the hardest hole here, we shoot a 52, which means we can definitely shoot like a 45 on the back because we’ve done it before. There’s a 600y par five. That is absolutely disgusting. With a lake. Who do they think with a lake? Who do they think I am? How many balls are going in the the water? Let’s be honest here. Let’s be honest. Yeah. Zero. I love that attitude cuz I hit it so far [ __ ] right. The lake’s on the left. There’s absolutely no chance. 600 yard par five. I really don’t want to lose this orange ball. It’s kind of been good to me. This is a tough T- shot. Very tough. Don’t try to crush it. Let the club do the work. That is so far right. It’s not even funny. Do we take the mulligan on the hardest hole? Working man’s rules means we get one mulligan. We’re taking it on the hardest hole on the property. And I pray to God this just does not bite us in the ass way. I mean, it’s still right, but like it’s in a much more playable spot than where we would have been the first time. So, I would say that’s good use of the mully. I hit that like two feet. The tea box is literally the red T’s are right here. This just has to be nice and smooth. We are definitely I mean we could have been in the trees with our first shot. So I’d say regardless of what happens with this shot right here, this was good use of that working man’s mulligan. That was really good. Like we’re in the fairway. We probably have like a nine iron in which is just Oh, let’s go. I hit it really well. Like I wouldn’t Yeah. Right here. Perfect. So good, bro. Oh my god. I’m so happy right now. Up and down for par. We need it so bad. Extremely blind shot here on an ups slope. So, this is going to be a tough shot. If I execute this properly, I’m going to be a very happy guy. That’s another banger. It’s another absolute banger of a shot with this hybrid. Oh, baby. Let’s Let’s go. Oh my god. This would make my day. This green is so undulated, though. That’s really good. Like I can’t even be mad about that. We have a putt for bogey. We wanted to get a par here, but a bogey opportunity is so massive. This is a tough putt. This is sloping that way. I got to drip this. I got to use every ounce of feel and touch that I’ve ever had to just drip this putt. We need this bogey really bad. Great finish. Great finish. Great use of the mulligan. Hardest hole here. We got a bogey, baby. Let’s go. Now, let’s go get some beers at the turn. 17 over. That’s a 53. We have a realistic shot. We got to shoot a 46. Yeah. Now, let’s go get some beers. The sweet sound of booze. Now, let’s shoot a 46 on the back, baby. We got it. I just shot a 45 on the back nine at Copper Top the other day. I got a 46 in me, bro. I feel it. You want to know a fun fact about this hole? Um, what’s the phrase? Popular to contrary belief, right? I actually hold out from 140 for birdie last time I played here. It was a long time ago, but this is a birdieable hole for me, so that feels good. It’s no longer a birdieable hole for me. Hopefully, we can find this ball so I don’t have to take a drop. Orangey on the It’s on the T- box. Yeah, it’s on the T- box. I’m going to actually have to hit this ball backwards, which is hilarious because I can’t go forward at all. There’s too many trees, but there’s a wide open gap right here. So, I literally have to hit this ball further back than where I am right now so that I can hopefully just punch it out and get it back to this fairway here and give oursel a chance at a bogey cuz that is all we’re going to get right now. [Music] I haven’t pured a punch shot all day long. I have not piered a punch shot all day. That’s the first one I pure and it’s over the fairway. Are you kidding me? That’s actually not the It’s not a bad look. It’s a look. It’s not a good one, but you know, I don’t trust myself with this tree. So, we’re just going to have to do the same thing that we just did. And hopefully I can pier it twice. Get it back into play. You got to be [ __ ] kid. Oh my god. I have never seen a tree branch. It was like the claw. It just grabbed my ball. Literally held on to it and just dropped it straight down. That is like That is absolutely unreal. Good news is I actually have a look. Bad news is I think this is for par. Oh boy. Oh boy. This is bad. This is not what I wanted. I just did not want to be in trouble in paradise on literally the 10th hole. If you guys came for punch shots, you came to the right place. Get on the green. Dude, I Dude, this hole is a sick [ __ ] joke. This is a sick joke. Dude’s giving that thing the ultimate suck. That’s exactly what my dumb ass needed. I needed to punish myself. Go in. Oh, that’s pretty good. Yeah. Like, dude, my footprints in this green look like the first steps on the [ __ ] moon. Like, it’s just like they’re so like sinking in. So, it’s going to be a tough putt, but I would really like to save a seven here. I do not want to start the back nine already. What? Three over par. You got to hit it, Caitlyn. You got to hit it. That’s my wife’s name. This might be the tightest hole in northeast Ohio. Beautiful view, though. It just whips, man. It just whips. I hit that. So like I made such good contact and it just [ __ ] exit stage right, bro. God bless. Good news is it does open up right. Bad news is it was just bad. See like dude I pipe it like like I get great distance. I just can’t hit it straight. If my family had a [ __ ] saw off shotgun to their head they’d be they’d be dead. They really would be dead, man. It’s it’s it’s it’s not fun being me. I mean, it’s fun because I love I love golf. Like, even if I’m out here looking like a complete jackass, like I still want to be out here, but the family’s dead for sure. But the family is smoked. Gone. Rest in peace. And I’ll still be out here shanking shots. I should change this video to how many punch shots can I hit in 18 holes? Cuz I can’t go that way. And I feel like even if I try to play the fairway that way, it closes off and I have no look at the green. So I have to get back. Get up. Perfect. Perfect. Back in the fairway. Great punch shot. Let’s get a par, baby. We’re in the fairway. Not that you could even really tell because it looks exactly like the rough, but worst rated apparently. I will say this. I wouldn’t go as far through like 10 holes to say that it’s the worst course I’ve ever played. I’ve been striping this thing well the last couple holes. I need one more out of you, baby. Well, maybe a few more, but one more right now. Good shot. I hit it so good, too. I hit it good. I struck it well. Just I have absolutely no [ __ ] control over where I put the ball. None. It’s back to me wanting to ride the pony. Yep. I still can’t get on that pony. I still can’t hit the pony, bro. If you had to bet any amount of money that we’re hitting another punch shot, you would have won something. You would have won a million dollars. You would have won a million dollars. We need honest. We need a punch shot counter from here on out. The video needs a shot counter. Yeah, this dude does not pay me enough to count how bad he is. It didn’t hit a tree. That’s a W. If you had to guess, like take your best guess, how many punch shots do you actually think that we’ve hit so far? Minimum 20. You think 20? We’re aware. What do you think the over under is? We’re at like six on this hole. No, that was the last hole. Oh, sorry. This is going to be so good. I just have a feeling. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, no. Sit. Sit. Sit. Please sit. Please sit. Please sit right there. God bless it. Remember when I said I like that shot? How’d that turn out? You got to just not like any shot. I’ve been working a lot on flop shots in my backyard. I’ve been nervous to pull them out on the golf course, but I feel like this might be the time because of how downhill this shot is. Please be good, man. If the flag was further, that was really good. Yeah, I that it just Oh, man. I just made life so much harder for myself. That’s a great putt. Good pace. Two feet from the hole. Tap in four. I don’t even know. We’re gonna have to count those up. Yeah, we’re gonna have to count those up. This is one of the craziest T- shots. We got to hit a good one. We’ve had backtoback eights to start the back nine, which makes breaking 100 kind of sketchy. So, we need some magic to happen. And if it gets out of reach, then we just focus on having fun, which is what we do anyways. fight. Gone. She gone. I mean, it was smoked. It’s either really good or or really bad, but it was smoked. Nothing like driving away from the T- box and going to hit your fourth shot. I’m going to go out on a pretty short limb here and say it’s probably in the woods. It’s gone. So, there’s a ball down there in that ravine. I’m going to go out on a limb and say that’s probably mine. Two drops so far on a par four. We’re taking two two shots, two drops. I’m shooting for bogey. Yeah. Not good. Not good. The mission is slightly compromised, but you know what? We’re out here to have a good time and to have fun. I mean, that was just that was a tough shot. Ball ball above my feet. Like, I thinned the [ __ ] out of it. I mean, I I not my best work, but it’s honest work, you know? Not but it’s honest. This is the average golf experience right here for an 887 start. Could be worse. It’s pretty good from there. If you hit a good one, limit the damage. It’s a triple eight start. Triple eight start. Bro, something about when that camera comes on, I play like a [ __ ] idiot. So, usually the T- box is all the way up this cliff. So, not only are we closer up, but we have a more straightforward T-shot. You can see the flag there. From there, it plays more like a dog leg, right? Cool thing is is that native area, like that hill there, that is technically OB is a free drop zone if you put your ball there. So, you don’t get a stroke off. There is a sign. So, I’m not full of [ __ ] That could be good. I just hope that it got over this. Oh, we might be cooked. I think it hit the bank and bounced down, which is very lucky. So, I’ll take it. [ __ ] Did you just see that? Yeah. What the hell was that? Little low, but it’s straight. Straight. That was good. And it’s up there. That’s That’s all I can ask for. Coming from someone who usually plays golf really bad all the time. When you actually play a hole and you’re like actually playing the hole and you’re not like in the trees or taking drops or whatever, it’s a glorious experience. Best feeling in the world. It’s the best feeling in the world. Truly is. Nice and easy. Simple, simple pit shot. Not nice and easy. That’s like two feet from the hole. Let’s go. Bogey putt should be pretty straightforward. Good putt. Good hole. This is one of the hardest holes here. So to get a bogey, I have to drink another claw. The rules to hitting a good shot. Wash your balls. This is a disrespectful tea box, bro. Like the tree line, it’s so tight. Like you have to hit left, but I would have to hit a perfect fade. And guess what? The one problem I have about hitting a fade. Can’t hit them. I can’t fade it. Might be a hole in one. I think I smoked that over the green. Bro, I’m hitting this thing nice, bro. Like I like I’m not even mad because I’m hitting it so well. The best part about that shot was I made it fade. I don’t even know how the [ __ ] I did that. You’re on the green. I’m center green. I made it fade. Thank you, Dustin Johnson. And I’m center green with a birdie putt. Life is good. How was that scream? Did I try out for your uh man? You still got it. Okay, that was dog [ __ ] We got a birdie putt. And I have never wanted a birdie more, especially up to the round that we’ve had today. H textbook par. Imagine if we could do that all the time. Life would be grand. Then I’d be a scratch golfer soon. How long do you think it’ll take? If soon is like four years, then Well, you got how many years under your belt? One and a half. One and a half. So So three in the next 2 years. 2 and 1/2 years. 2 and 1/2 years. Scratch golfer by 2 and 1/2 years. Yeah. Let’s make this happen. Yeah. The problem with following that up is that I got to hit this thing. The most uncontrollable, idiotic club in my bag. You know what? I know we said we were only going to take one mulligan. How about we go ahead and take the working man’s back nine mully right now? That’s what we’re going to do. There’s a chance, guys, that we might actually be safe. Our ball might be on the hole we just previously played, but we could easily still get up and down for par easily. Like, there’s a chance Sure. I really got to I mean, it landed on the green. It just It just went backwards. That’s so good. Sit. Okay, that we can work with for a bogey putt. Come on. If I forget to turn this camera on one more time. I mean, I don’t even know what the [ __ ] point of this card cam is. We’re already here. I just keep forgetting to turn it on. That’s the power of the claw. the claw. You got to slam that one cuz you got another one. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Let’s go. You know what I am happy for though? They didn’t put the pin over there. Mard Creek would have put the pin over there and ruined another eagle putt. So, this is a good pin location. And we still don’t have any bunkers, which I’m not necessarily upset about cuz I don’t know how to really hit out of bunkers. Should be no reason at all why this doesn’t hit the bottom of the cup. Well, when you’re this dog [ __ ] at golf, there’s always a reason. So, we’re currently on pace to shoot a 103 if we par out. Better hit some pars, buddy. Odds are low, bro. Odds are low. My question is, what constitutes the 54? Is it a four from here, or is it a five from the blue, but a four from the white? But in my app, it says it’s a five. I don’t know how to play this hole. We’ll figure it out. That’s [ __ ] gone. What even is this bowl that I have? A select 432 from 1980. That’s pretty good. That’s pretty good. What’s your favorite song right now? Like what’s Nikki Bumping all the time? What’s that song for you? I mean, no one on the channel is going to know this one. Okay, hit me. Band called Grid Iron. Grid Iron. I feel like I’ve heard of that new album they dropped last month. It’s called 269. Go check it out. 269. It’ll make you want to do cartwheels through your [ __ ] front wall of your house. That video of you [ __ ] spin kicking someone in the head. Myself and my wife’s family, we watch that video probably three times a [ __ ] week. I’m not even kidding. We need to show the video right now. [Music] What song are you listening to right now? Golf has put me in a big country phase. Yeah. I’m throwing it back to a band that I feel like has gotten lost in translation partially because of the fact that they broke up, but they got bangers. Florida Georgia Line. Okay. I got one similar to you that I could uh I got a song that I’ve been going to. I’m not saying like, “Oh, every time I get in the car.” Okay. Rascal Flats. Rascal Flat. Banger. Life is a high. I want to ride it all night long. Banger, dude. I’ve been playing it all. Absolute [ __ ] banger. Yeah. Smoke by Florida Georgia line. So we got a punch shot right here. And I will say since we started the punch shot counter, this is the first one. It is. Yeah, it actually is. So my high 44. Yep. Your medium 34. I don’t think we’ll hit either of them. Another punch shot. Just the trees, man. They are just perfectly placed and designed for golfers like me to have a terrible time. All right, I’m going to go low under this tree up into the fairway. My select 432 ball is going to select the perfect shot for me. Cart path help. Oh, we are we are just we are sitting so pretty. Oh my god, dude. I’m not going to lie. Now that we just had that conversation, that song is going to be stuck in my head and I guarantee you that’s going to be blasted on the way home. Another song, Chad Hoochie song. Wait, like a Wait, hoochie? Right down under the Chad Hoochi? I’ve never heard that before. What? No. Never. Never. Never. Never. Never. Never. Easy shot. Easy shot. Get up. Let’s go get ourselves a P. This ball is so old. It doesn’t even have a putting line on it. It’s going to go It’s going to break right and then straighten out. So, if I get the break right correct this is a little bit bigger of a par putt than I thought. But I believe such it’s it’s so good. Like I I can’t even really be mad about it. That’s such a good putt. Just solid bogey. The select 433 Wilson golf balls from the 1980s special might have to get brought back. We’re striping this thing right now. Nice little seven iron over the pond. Water’s not a factor. Water’s not even there. For all my bad golfers out there similar to me, hitting over water is intimidating. But I’m telling you right now, it’s not even there. Get up. Get up. Oh, it’s definitely on the green. Come back down. We’re on the green with the longest birdie putt oft. But the fact that we’re on the green is a win. And [ __ ] you, I’m not shooting a 110. I’m a little scared about this shot, but I think I know where I where I really do want to hit it. That’s not a bad putt. That’s not a bad putt at all. Okay, maybe I should not be a [ __ ] jackass and actually like line the ball up like I should and then maybe I can hit putts. Why? Like I swear to God I am my own worst enemy, man. 33 over par. We’re currently at a 101. That is tragic. Got to get a par here. Limit the damage. Shoot a 105. We’re not shooting. We are not shooting a 10. 110. I’d say this is definitely the worst tea box on the course. Little firm here. I’m going to do myself a favor here. I’m going to hit my hybrid because I’ve been piping it instead of my driver. Put myself in a good position to get a par to finish. Get up. Little low on the club face there, but we’re in the fairway. And uh it’s exactly what I wanted to do. Four. Yeah, they’re not safe. No, no one’s ever No one’s ever safe. That’s the puppy. It Wait, there’s a puppy. I’m pretty sure that’s the puppy. Oh no. Just one one last good shot. That’s all I need. One last good shot to finish the day. And that is the worst hybrid we’ve hit in like [ __ ] 10 holes. God damn it. Wanted it to get there. I wanted it to be nice and on the green. And God, I hate being bad at golf. I truly do. I truly truly truly do. Be good. Stay on the green. Oh my god. The worst bounce of all time. Oh, this is going to be a really tough chip. Short-sighted, not a lot of green to work with. Got to be soft putting stroke. Let’s get in for Bogue or we bang this for par. All [Applause] right, let’s bang this for bogey and get the hell out of here or double. Oh, what is that? A 107. I think that’s a 107. That is not terrible. I felt like we played really good golf towards the end there. Um, I feel like the back nine was just way better than the front nine. We started out so poor and that is pretty much what killed our that’s pretty much what killed our chances after the first three holes. We were kind of screwed. But thank you guys so much for watching. Um, we will break 100 on camera. We’ve done it off camera. Now we got to do it on camera. And I will say in terms of the worst rated course in Cleveland, Ohio, I don’t know about you, I don’t think I would really go that far. I wouldn’t say the worst rated. The fact that it has a 3.1 stars on Google and it’s the lowest rated course that I could find is kind of crazy. I think there’s just some unhappy golfers maybe unhappy with uh playing poor, but I wouldn’t say the worst rated. Could be better, but definitely not the worst. Like and subscribe and I’ll see you guys in the next one. [Music] What’s up? Zack Dubs. Zack Dubs Golf. Thank you. Appreciate it. Wow, that was pretty cool. We just got to plug ourselves there really quick. [Music]

Today we’re trying to break 100 at one of the worst rated golf courses in Ohio. Is it worthy of the rating? Will we get it done on the scorecard? Hope you guys enjoy!

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