Clips That Made Fat Perez Famous | Part 3

Clips That Made Fat Perez Famous | Part 3

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You get that shad now. Go ahead now. Hey. Hey. Going to get up and down from my lowest bat is further out than my ass at any point in my ass. This is what I [ __ ] do, baby. This is what I [ __ ] do. This is why I play. This is why I play the game. Arsenal Chicago for one of their like football Sunday streams. Yeah. There was this commercial where this I I don’t know if it was a crepe or something. There was something on. She was [ __ ] with it and I just like didn’t even really know like I was saying it out loud. I was like, “Ah, she’s going to flip that over, isn’t she?” And like Bob’s right next to me and he hears me, looks at me and she flips it. He’s like, “That’s the fattest thing I’ve ever heard.” She flipped that crate. PFP was waiting for it. I was like, “Oh, fuck.” I said I said it out loud. Oh, she’s going to flip that over. She’s She’s going to flip that over, isn’t she? I need cake. Actually, you might think I don’t. You might be saying to yourself, “This guy needs to chill.” But in fact, I need some cake. But I’ve got no butt. My lowest back is further out than my ass at any point in my ass. But everything else. But but everything else. The front of me is actually a little further out, too. Your stomach stole all your ass. That’s right. Look, I’m one of God’s creations. When you come at me, you come at God. Something. When you see the flag blowing. That took seven days. There. All seven. He was working on that other stuff, but this was always cooking up along the way. Fish one day. Earth one day. Man, one day. This heat on all seven. Oh, amazing bogey for Pakistan. Oh, wow. Three pot for Pakistan. Wow. It’s going to get up and down for Pakistan. Oh, hit the peen. Oh, hit the peen. He’s got a sublet for Pakistan. Wow. What is that from his friend? Wow. You know, I am out on so many bits. It’s ridiculous. Oh no, that’s too much. Wow. He’s just going to pay him Vinmo. I just got into the Oy way and this this thing started. Hang. Plus Leland Stwie. He dreamed of this his whole life. Now he’s here. Oh my god. Please go in the hole. What a [ __ ] we did it. You better believe it. Baby, Jersey everywhere. What [Music] Perez wins the ball challenge. Let’s go to the bar. Holy. One of the alltime moments in Bob sports history. Nicholas Leland Stewie. Boom. Gentlemen, coming off three pan pizzas, two triple berry frosties is the Nicholas Stewie. And he just hits it absolutely. Oh, let me get the shimmy. Oh, let me get that shimmy. Oh, go ahead now. Go ahead now. Let me get that shimmy. Go ahead now. Go ahead now. You can’t [ __ ] handle me at my [ __ ] banger. You don’t deserve me at my roof. Yeah, the Rufio is as good as it gets. Oh my god. [ __ ] out of here. This is what I [ __ ] do, baby. This is what I [ __ ] do. This is why I play. This is why I play the game. Oh my god, this guy. What a clutch. A little of that. A little of that. I’m going to travel on this one over here and then I’m going to scoop up and under. Wow. What a [ __ ] sickle. Oh my god. Oh my Oh man. Serious. Flip that tea. Oh no. Flip that tea. Are you [ __ ] serious? Closest thing I’ve ever You me. Oh huge. This for the match. Are you [ __ ] serious? Come on, baby. Let’s [ __ ] go. 50 60 footer. Woo. Unfucking believable. I gave him the read. Come on. How about that [ __ ] That was nasty. You’re in that [ __ ] right there. [ __ ] tea flip. Doesn’t matter if you don’t see. Give me this. Give me some nugs, honey. Oh. Oh. No, we didn’t. [Applause] Come on. Let me get five big booms. Boom. Boom. Boom. Boom. Boom. We ain’t done yet. To save the match. Microphone. You You owe him a euro step. You know what? Oh, I do. I do. I got a lot of touchdowns this year. I know when you score though, it’s like black out. You black out. You don’t know what’s going on. I swear thousand ridiculous. I kid you not, though. You’re not wrong. They’ll agree when I say this. Scoring a touchdown, whether you’re in Pop Warner in the NFL, it feels the exact same. And it’ll never not feel that way. FP would hit us up. He’s like, “Yo, Josh got five touchdowns. I didn’t sniff your That’s on me. That’s on me. First touchdown. First touchdown I or your step first touchdown next year. Will your step would score and you’d be like regular season watching and be like, “Let me guess. We’re not going to get the Euro here. I did fail. I did fail on that part. Euro. You black out, dude. I need someone to text me that like before the game. Like just say Euro. Just say Euro. Every game will be dude. Your Luis Gonzalez swing is you got to text him. Got to text Josh before the game. Hey man, send him a long text like good luck. Can’t wait to watch you play. I don’t even I don’t need that. By the way, need a I don’t need that. I just need euro or like a gif of some basketball player doing a euro or fat. You want me to say I’m sorry, bro. We’re going to Finn. We’re going to Finn today. That’s on me. That’s on me. How you feeling about these push-ups? Not good. Yeah, we got to make some moves. I got to figure maintain. It’s not by doing 50 push-ups. That’s right. I want to lose weight. I just simply am not allowed. Bob won’t let me lose weight. I was like, I want to make a change. He’s like, channel’s doing pretty good, man. Be really cool if he didn’t. We’re to salad the other night. I was halfway through and he slaps it out of my hand. Opened my mouth up and just poured a 2 L of Coke down my throat. Shut the [ __ ] up. I just want to see presents for him. I just I don’t think they’d appreciate me doing that on the green. Hey, hey, hey. I need five more. That’s it. Give him five. Five more. Give him a five. Four. Three. Two. One. What are you thinking for dinner? I know this is going to sound crazy and people won’t believe it, but I I kind of want I kind of want like a little like a wrap or a salad. Yeah, I don’t believe it. Yeah. Yeah, I get it. It’s been how many years you’ve been using this name? I’ve gotten no royalties of any kind. I haven’t even gotten credit for it. I’m not getting paid. You just changed one letter and all of a sudden you’re the guy. Well, look, if you think I like the name, I mean, I’m retired and all of a sudden you take over the name. I’m trying to figure out what we’re doing here. I’m really sorry about this, guys. Yeah. I hope you hit it in the water. Yeah. I mean, um, I didn’t like the name. It’s not like I gave it to myself. Yeah. Have you ever paid him for any of the money that you made? I haven’t. you know, um I’m still waiting on money, too. Once I get paid, I’ll get We’ll get into like how the name even came about. Yeah. So, I um I’m almost flattered. Almost. Kind of, but almost, but not. So, I got, you know, I got the long hair. Um and uh I had long hair. Sure. You had long hair. Uh is it a buddy? You got card golf going here. Nice. Okay. A buddy’s club and playing this guy in a match. I was like, I don’t know, 500 through six, balling out on a guy and uh my other buddy’s killing it, you know, Pat Perez. And my buddies were like, “Fuck, look at you. like Pat Perez out here. And uh the guy sitting in the cart four down. He’s like more like [ __ ] fat Perez. And um everybody found that really funny. I tried to act like it it didn’t suck like it did. Um hoping it would go away and it didn’t. Um and now I’m I’m very happy. Now you’re huge. Yeah. Now well Well, I mean I’m in He’s massive. I meant both. Bob does sports. I found you two weeks ago. No way. The thing with the sandwiches and the landscapers. Yeah. You are a freaking bride. Thank you so much. California bagel shop. Yeah, this guy just just rolled up on Bob. And you lost weight then. Wow. Well, I think you’re thinking, “Oh, there you lost weight, I think.” And then he looks he goes, “Oh, there he is.” He goes to Bob, he goes, “You got like this Vince Vaughn kind of funny.” And then he looks at me, he’s like, “And you’ve lost weight, I think.” And then Perez drove by. Oh, no. There he is. black guy out your sneak up. Oh man. Do I hit my ball? I I don’t know. I got banged up at the airport. Aaron Judge. Yeah. Funny. Did you really buy an Aaron Judge thing? Yeah, I did. How many followers? I see your likes. You sometimes have 100,000 likes. He just said 100,000. This guy’s talking engagement out here. He’s out here. He’s like, “Your ratio is good. Your follower to following is good.” There you go. Now, where do you live? Are you an advocacy? That’s perfect. All right, good. Let’s make let’s make some moves, T. All right. Well, you got a happy following, my man. Thank you. Nice meeting you. Yo, that was an absolute total That man just murdered me. Oh, you’ve lost some weight. Oh, nope. There he is. It’s like the airline pilot bit. So, got an hour and 32 minutes to Atlanta. They got us to 28,000 ft. Uh, pretty smooth flight. 152. Little bit of chop getting up, but we’re going to find some smooth air for you guys. And, uh, when I turn that fast seat belt line off, Bob’s cheating again. Feel free to move out the cabin, but uh, if you’re in your seat, make sure you keep it on. Dude, would you ever do acupuncture? If I don’t if I’m not like seeing it, like if it’s happening on my back and I’m not like seeing it, I would probably do that. I don’t like I bet you it feels fantastic. Cupping. I’ve done cupping. Cupping. It looks like it looks like hell after you do it, but it feels great. I just I just don’t feel like I need it. Like I don’t have enough muscles to substantiate a cupping session. Not a You don’t have Yeah, dude. You’re just going to cup fat. It’s going to look like a bunch of sand castles on my back, dude. I’m doing that. Smoke it. Oh my goodness. What a [ __ ] That is un stole from us. You guys are in. Yeah. Wow. What a [ __ ] pot, dog. Oh, she had to make that to keep you guys down one only. Crazy. Bang. Bang. Back in. God. No. Oh, it’s coming. [Laughter] That was awesome. Insane, dude. Damn. The last time I weighed myself, I was 286. Um, but this was that was probably 18 months ago. Okay. Um, I don’t think I’ve gotten thinner. If I beat you guys today, I want to know that. 142, though. What do you think? If I beat y’all today, I want to know what FP’s weight is. That’s not That’s not like I I just I just don’t get on the scale. I don’t know. He asked me. I don’t know. I’ll counter. He accepts. Yeah, we we should have a counter. Our counter would be that you have to name drop Bob does sports two times next year in an interview. Okay, I got you. That’s one of them at a major. That’s fine. One of them had a major two be wherever you want. Deal. Done. That’s great. What a great deal. We just did a deal. I’m the only one that could lose here. Let’s get the deal done here. Yep. We’re done. Sounds like you would have done three. 310. Could have done three after that. I got 145. There’s zero risk for you. I should have said like you got to mention us 10 times, huh? You think I can turn this program around? I mean, you go on his on his meal plan. He say yes. That he was doing there’s lap bands. Oh, sorry. Sorry. I was looking for something there, man. There is something. At least there’s something. There’s some Oh, something. Okay. I was going to say that. I was I was not going to say that. Look, I’ll tell you I’ll tell you this. Hey. Hey, real quickly. John Daly tried to go to thinner thinner load. All right. Screwed his whole golf game up. So, I wouldn’t change a dang thing. Jesus Christ. This is what come on, man. No, you guys heard the [ __ ] is wrong. Might be the best in the world. This guy, man. I have no idea what’s going on. Do you believe that was a moment he was willing to change? We’re getting fat tonight, boys. Oh, he didn’t say get fatter. He said stay the same. That’s right. I did. Not fat. Social media darling and confirmed fat [ __ ] fat Perez beloved as he is scary. Reports are indicating that Fat Perez dressed up as a ghoul for Halloween and scared local kids at his neighborhood. Unfortunately, authorities were not able to catch the ghoul as he disappeared out of thin air. But as one kid reported, boy, that ghoul was fat, leading authorities right to Perez’s door. What the liberal media isn’t telling you is that Fat Perez is a pawn. The Clintons have been paying him for years. Oh, is that it? It’s going to be so cold in there, dude. And there’s alligators. It’s your people, dude. It’s ducks, dude. It’s a malard. [ __ ] club. Scumbag. You know how [ __ ] cold this is about to be? You have any idea how cold this is going to be? Holy [ __ ] Holy [ __ ] that’s cold. You do for views. [Applause] Look at Well, Got a ball up. All right. How about that? Huh? Where everybody knows your name. Hey, just get a little get a little something on that. Be great. So cold.