The Guardians begin their 7 game pre-All Star Break road trip with a 3 game series against the Astros where the Guardians look to snap their 10 game losing skid and try to get back on track facing a good Astros team coming off an impressive series against the Dodgers!
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Yes, sir. All right, I think we’re ready to go. Oh, man. You know, I could literally say, “I’m done with this team.” The very next day, here I am. Well, they don’t call me crazy dog for nothing. I mean, after all, I did tune in for every single game for a Browns 0 and16 season, and I was right here watching every game of those garbage Cavaliier teams. So, it makes sense that I’d be here watching this garbage from the from a normally not garbage team. This feels weird. But what’s going on everybody? Crazy Dog back with another Cleveland Guardians live stream as the Guardians begin a sevengame 2city road trip starting in the Space City, Houston, Texas, where they face off against the Houston Astros who are coming off a rather impressive sweep of the Los Angeles Dodgers in LA. And of course, uh, you know, their lineup, it’s kind of like ours a little bit, but they have injuries like crazy. Yeah. Uh, they they’re no no Pena, no Alvarez, but they still got Altuve. And as long as he’s there, she as dangerous as ever. Really, they ain’t going anywhere. It’s crazy what that team is able to do. But anyways, of course, the Guardians are 40 and 48, 10 straight losses. Does that end the night? Probably not. But hey, we’ll see. Astros are 55 and 35 on the year. Like I said, coming off a sweep of the Dodgers. So, with that being said, let’s get right into the starting lineups. First for the visiting Cleveland Guardians. Leading off in left field, Steven Quan. Betting second, designated hitter, David Fry. Betting third, third baseman, Jose Ramirez. Betting cleanup, first baseman, Carlos Santana. Batting fifth, right fielder, Nolan Jones. Betting sixth, we have center fielder, Anal Martinez. Betting seventh, second baseman, Will Wilson. Betting eighth, catcher in the squat, Bo Naylor. Of course, Mr. I can’t smother balls for my to save my life. Hey yo, but yeah, he’s the reason why we lost last night or yesterday. He’s the reason the sole reason. I blame it all on him. Yeah, class A’s pitch is a little low, but as a catcher, you got to smother that thing. You got to sit on it. Literally, just drop ass and just sit on it. I mean, I’m literally saying get on your kester and sit on that ball cuz the very next pitch, I struck him out. That would have ended the game. We would have been celebrating. I would have been talking about the Guardians, you know, beating the Tigers in a game, you know, one- nothing where Gavin Williams went toe-to-toe, band for band with Terry Scubble. But no. of course. Oh man. So yeah, he’s in the he’s behind the plate. And then at shortstop, you have Brian Rokio batting ninth. On the mound for the Guardians is Tanner Bbeby. For the Astros, their lineup looks as follows. Leading off third baseman, Isach Paredus. Batting second right fielder, I believe that’s Cam Smith. Let me just verify. Batting third, second baseman, Jose Altuve. Batting cleanup, former Guardian. Catcher, Yiner Diaz. Batting fifth, first baseman, Victor Keratini. Betting sixth, we have designated hitter. Yeah, that is Cam Smith in right field. Okay, I just want to make sure. And then Cooper Hmel, he bats sixth daging. batting seventh left fielder Taylor Treml Treml batting who the heck is this man damn shorts stop Zack Short I haven’t heard that name in a while she Zack shortstop there you know Wow Zack short is at shortstop batting eighth. Batting ninth, you have newcomer. Just got called up today. Center fielder Kennedy Corona. On the mound for the Astros is left-hander Colton Gordon. Guardians faced him in Cleveland. And uh yeah, overall like I said, they are um they’re missing some dudes over there. Yeah, they are straight up missing some dudes over there. And uh should be an interesting one here. Okay, just want to make sure everything’s good. Public. Okay, so now we just sit here and wait for this game to get underway and hopefully the Guardians don’t embarrass me, but we all know they probably will. I’m a sadistic human being, so I’m obviously going to be here. You know, it’s what I do. Part of me says, you know, oh, don’t watch them. Well, what else am I going to watch? It’s not like the Cavs play. Baseball is the only thing going on right now. I don’t have Apple TV Plus. Otherwise, I’d probably do soccer. But yeah, Dyen Park, formerly known as Minute Made Park. I always called it the juice box. You know, it was always funny because you had Tropicana Field and Minutemade Park. So, it’s like the Juice Wars, but now it’s not like that anymore. It’s Dyky Park as the Astros are wearing their newer edition of the City Connect jerseys. Honestly, I like these City Connects more than the older the other ones that they had, the ones that they had previously. But that’s got to be an interesting dugout to be a part of because uh I mean they’ve now wasted how many really good outings from our pitchers lately, right? All right. So, as always, a reminder, I am kind of like two or so pitches behind cuz uh Fubo is just naturally the way it is. So, no spoiling in the chat. Steven Quan ready to step into the box for first pitch against Colton Gordon, the lefty. Of course, in this series, we’ll have two lefties and then one righty. That one righty just so happens to be Hunter Brown, who’s having a fantastic season, as there’s Anna Martinez. Now you will notice also Kyle Manzardo was placed on the family emergency list different from the paternity or bereavement list. He’s I believe being with his family because his mother I believe it is or someone in his family is having a heart transplant. So, of course, my thoughts and prayers go out to that family and hope it all goes well cuz transplants are tough cuz see how the procedure itself will go good. But it’s also how does your body react to it? Cuz I’ve heard of situations where someone will have a transplant and the body straight up says, “I don’t want that. Ew, get it out of here.” And it’ll attack the new organ. So hopefully that all goes well and hopefully we’ll see Kyle back in the lineup soon. Lots of he’s been struggling. He’s been he had things in the back of his head he was thinking about. He was locked in. Juan Fry Ramirez Santana Jones Martinez and there’s Colton Gordon. Nine starts he’s 3-1. 437 RA 45 and a third innings. Seven walks, 41ks, 302 opponent average. On June 6th, he had got he got the W in five innings, seven hits, one run, five Ks. The Guardians of course won that or they they won one game in that series, the the wrap-up game of that series. Defensive alignment, Traml and left, Corona and center, Cam Smith and right, and then Paradis short at short of course. Altuve, Keratini and Diaz around the horn. I know there was one game where Altuve was in the outfield last time. Umpires Mike Muchinski at home. He’s the crew chief. Gabe Morales at first. Emile Himenez is at second. And couldn’t see who was at third, but it doesn’t like it’s not like it really matters. Huh. There is Pedus got seats in his back pocket just as Steven Quan is finally in the box and we’re ready for baseball. There’s John Kenzie Noel. He was called up in place of Kyle. Here’s the first pitch and it’s taken for a strike. And we’re underway from Dyken Park in Houston, Texas. H-Town Space City pitch foul. Of course, LA yesterday, the Guardians went literally band for band with the Turk School. It was scoreless up until the ninth until the eighth inning. Guardians took the lead and then uh we blew it right after. Classic 02 just threw his bad at it. F it off and see if our guys learned anything from the last time I played Colton Gordon. Got Tigers and Rays on my TV right now. Here’s the O2 outside. Really trying to get him to bite. A good eye there by Quan to not try and go after it. Seems very tempting. Here’s the one-two from Gordon. Liner right at the second baseman, Altuve, who throws him out. The classic Adam ball as always. Statement series, 29 runs in the series against the Dodgers, nine homers, 11 doubles, 13 of 34 with runners in scoring position. It was an 18-1 game on Friday, the largest margin of defeat for the Dodgers in Dodger Stadium history. The Dodgers had six runs and like what? Three homers. Wow. And here’s Gore. I’m sorry. That’s Fry. Fly ball out number two. For some reason, I thought that might have had a chance, but nope. Off the bat, it did for like a second like another dud ball. Of course, I still laugh at the fact that the the one game the Guardians scored first in the first inning and then didn’t score again. 297 average for JRAM. Allstar, of course. Here’s the pitch inside for a strike. Gordon would only have like a seven pitch inning, eight pitch inning. Of course. Oh, one hole inside even kicked up some dust from the uh it kicked up some paint from the batter box. My voice is hella raspy. My god, there’s frame Valdez pitch and he bounc it back. Come on, J Ram. Need a base hit here, buddy. Well, I mean, I’d take a homer here, but I want a base hit more than really anything right now. Here’s the one, two, and he jammed him. Playable in left and makes the catch. And a one, two, three inning for the Guardians. Gee, surprise, surprise. Offense can’t muster anything. Bottom first coming up. see what the uh Astros do against Tanner. All right. Wow. Yoshobu Yamamoto against the Brewers. Twothirds of an inning, five runs, four hits, two walks, 41 pitches. Wow. All right. So, here’s Tanner Bbeby. 17 starts, 4-9 record, 420 erra, 98 and 23 innings, 30 walks, 87 Ks, and the 246 opponent average. All right, here’s the first pitch strike to Paris, former Ray and I believe Cub as well. I think he was a part of either the Presley or the Tucker trade. Here’s the old one. Hello. In fact, I’m gonna look that up. 18 homers, 48 RBI’s, 356 on base percentage in 86 games. 256 or 57 average. Pitch liner right to Ramirez. throws over to first and that’s easy pitch and catch for the long time corner duo which if you’ve been paying attention to the rumors the rumor mill Carlos Santan is expected to be traded by the deadline which okay again the starting lineup for the Astros Pedus Smith Altuve Diaz Keratini Homol Traml Taylor Traml Short and Corona first pitch to Smith. It’s literally Altuve, Paradus, and like mostly Triple A dudes. She going to miss. Oh, wow. Keith just took Jervisy deep. Wow. Yeah, the Tigers are going to be a tough outcome come playoff time because you know they’re going to add. You know they will. Here’s the O2 pitch from BBY. Did he go? No. thing about the Guardians is we’d be fine if our bats literally didn’t all just regress besides a few. We literally got Quan, J Ram, Santana, and that’s it. Everybody else stinks. One, two. Ah, I’m up. There you go. Quick, two down. Need that out of him. You need him to essentially try to do what Gavin did. But obviously this Astros lineup, it’s this this is a lineup kind of that took the Dodgers to the cleaners. But yeah, no Jeremy Pena. He’s on the IIL, so that’s tough. They just placed Christian Walker on the paternity list, too. Here’s Altuve. First pitch is a strike. So 01 count to Altuve. Here’s the 01. Uh oh, there’s a pitch for a ball. The Cubs. Okay. Yeah. Cubs and Rays swapped Morell for Paradus a few years ago. Pitch hi ball too. And then after that [ __ ] op them up. Everybody converges, makes the catch himself, and there you go. Quick one, two, three inning. I was kind of worried there because everybody’s running in at the same time. It would have been so Guardians for everybody to run in and the ball just drops in front of everybody. What’s up, Kuram? Yeah, your Don’s out, too. Yeah, he’s been out all year. I don’t know if he’ll be back, though. Oh, it’s five to one now, bro. Dude. Bro. This was in the uh one of those big trades that the Astros and Cubs did. Yeah. M. Smith, Hayden Weski, and Paredus are traded to the Astros. That’s right. That’s right. I’m pretty sure that was for Presley, but I’m not exactly certain. It could be for Tucker. Yeah. Tucker, I think. Yeah. Yeah. And for the most part, that that trade’s been kind of a a W on both sides. Pedis has been solid for Houston. And of course, we all know what Tucker’s doing for Chicago. He’s been killing it over there for them. So, here is Carlos Santana leading off top of the second. Pitch is outside. Let me actually change the top of the inning. I’m too busy yapping, man. Got to lock in here. There we go. That’s better. Okay, here’s the one chopper. Got him. One down. Oh, this team and their weak ass contact, I tell you. My dog is out to throw in a hissy fit for some dumb reason. Astro since June 1st, they’re 24 and8. Best record in the majors. Pitch high. Nolan Jones 220 average in 79 games, three homers, 22 RBI’s, 305 on base percentage. Pitch outside. Ball two. Two. Count for Nolan. Nolan. Nolan Jones. Nolan. Nolan Jones. Two from Gordon. Pitch. Ball three. Ball three. Ball three. Ball three. Ball three. Walk him. You won’t. There’s Junk hanging out in the dugout. 3 0. It’s a close pick strike. Don’t fall for any bait here, Nolan. Unless you can get a base hit or something. Pinch. Foul it off. coming out for Nolan Jones. Look at that big old gap down there right center field, man. Off pitch four. Hang on. After all that, he’ll take a walk. First base runner of the evening for both teams. Would love to see us take advantage, but you know how we are. as soon here as Anal Martinez got one of the few hits against Scooball yesterday as he’s digging out the uh right field right-handed batters box. All right, runner on first one out. Here’s the pitch. A high ass bunt. I don’t know what that was. Did he try to do that or is that just like like a spur of the moment like just put my bat out there and see what happens? 238 average, five homers, 26 RBI’s, 262 on base percentage in 72 games for our center fielder. Here’s the 01 from Gordon. Oh, ball one. As a righty, he’s 297, three two homers, 10 RBI’s. As a lefty, 211, average, three homers, 16 RBI’s. So, kind of even both ways. Kind of 1-1. And he got underneath this, right? Oh, now we got it. I always I never know because you know that ball could literally just drop because they think they see but with the roof closed they’re not going to miss it. No, here’s Will Wilson and only 25 games, 167 average, one RBI, 250 on base percentage. I got called up a few days ago for Lane Thomas. I don’t know why, but they did. Oh, he gives us versatility. Technically, CJ Cafus does, too. He could play first base. And he’s a damn good outfielder, too. Here’s the 10 right off the catcher. Fouls it off. Simpson. What the heck is that? It’s Simpson from the Rays. Okay, that dude’s fast as hell. One-1 to Wilson. I think his first career RBI came against the Astros. One and only one, too. One and Wilson. Ah, damn. Okay. Well, that’s our number three. So, a walk, but that’s it. Classic. Nothing else. got off the bat. It looked like it was going a mile, but it went a mile in the air and then straight down. Man, you really got to crush it now. Such a feeble looking lineup. Classic. Oh well. Oh well. But I miss the days of when the Guardians had a legit scary ass lineup. And you look during the heyday, like in the mid2010s, I’m talking 2015 when it kind of started up 2016, 17, 18, 19, all those lineups were nasty. When you talk to a Twins, a Tigers, a Socks, and a Royals fan about those lineups, they like, “Damn, those lineups were scary.” Those were the lineups that bullied the hell out of the Tigers. It was during one of those years where we only lost to Detroit one time and it was with Trevor Bower on the mound. Granted, those Tigers teams were like the White Socks now, I think. Kind of. Yeah, the White Socks in terms of how bad they were. Problem was they couldn’t develop for crap. Some teams they could do a seamless transition. They lose guys like look at the freaking Astros. They’re losing dudes every year it seemed like. Now Springer left, Hera left, Lucker left. Guys are hurt, right? Don’t matter. They’re still here. Must be nice. Some teams it’s like their guys. I don’t know, man. So, there’s uh Vivby with the long hair. You see, he kind of cut his hair. He used to have the goggles, too, when he first started, but then I think he got contacts. Probably better off for him, too. First pitch is a strike 01 count to Diaz, the former Guardian, of course. Here’s the 01 and he got underneath it. Might be a tough play, but Rokio is there. Make the catch. One down. Sinker 2,000 RPM. That’s crazy. Average synchrome metrics 22 in vertical break, 14 in of horizontal break. That thing just just drops out of the sky. It fell out of the sky. Here’s Victor Keratini. First pitch is a ball. Kind of wish they showed the pitch type on the score bug. 250 average, eight homers, 28 RBI’s, 302 on base, and 60 games for Victor on base percentage. That is Oh, that’s a beautiful pitch for a strike. Just on the outside, but a good frame by Bo. Yeah, if I’m Bo and a ball is like going to be low, and I know it’s going to be low, I’m seriously literally just dropping my ass on the ground and just sitting on it. He’s Canadian. He should know about hockey, right? Hockey goalies always be just dropping ass just to smother the puck. That’s what he’s got to do. One- one. And he got underneath this one just a bit. And there’s Quan, the allstar. Makes the catch. Two down. Yes, Quan is an all-star along with JR. I don’t think there’s any other Allstars barring any replacements. I don’t even I mean maybe Cade. Nobody else really deserves it besides Cade. Maybe. Yeah. And nobody else really deserves it besides the two that are going. Jesus President Kevin Pritchard found out he lost Miles Turner through NBA Twitter. That’s tough. 20 games for Hmel. Two homers, four RBI’s, 386 on base, 222 average. 10 call two. Okay, Tanner. How about we don’t randomly walk Cooper Hmel. They’re all scary. They’re very scary. Cooper Hmel. Here’s the 20 pitch. Oh, he went too far on that one. Got a little too over anxious. A little too trigger happy. Bit on a what? He bit on what would have been a three- 0 pitch. 2-1 pitch strike. A lot of hitters make that mistake. A pitcher will be kind of he’ll lose the zone and a hitter will just be like, “I got to do it. I got to do it. I got to do it.” And then they’ll swing and then the pitcher will lock in again. Then you really look stupid. Here’s the two to Hmel. Flare to left. Quan is there to make the catch. And that’s another one, two, three inning. And now we go to the third tied at zero already. Third inning. Wow. At least Astros fans have a they be like, well, you know, look at our lineup. But man, their lineup is fully healthy. They are a dangerous team. Their pitching staff leaves more to be desired, you know. I mean, guys are hurt still. You know what? Let me take a look at uh fang graphs real quick. Yeah. Gordon Alvarez. I think he’s been out all year and I don’t think he’ll be back this year. That’s what I heard. Everything every team has done so far. We’ve only just resigned Merryill and then traded for Lonzo and signed Larry Nance. What’s up, Tyler? Then he got the Warriors. Nothing. That’s tough. All right. EA is insane for this. Ineligible. Oh, BYU, you had pre you broke the honor code, bro. That’s crazy. That’s just that that’s just nuts at this point. So Gordon in there and here’s Boone Naylor leading off doing his little dance in the in the left-handed box. Do his dance. Do his dance. Pitch and he ropes it foul down the right field side. Thing I’ve noticed during this losing streak, the Guardians hitters have been nowhere near as aggressive as they usually have been. 173 average, nine homers, 20 RBI’s, 273 on base in 68 games. pitch found it off like they usually they be trying to jump on hitters, man. Jump on a pitcher. First pitch they see if it’s a good one, they’ll try to they’ll be like smacking that sucker, trying to get a homer out, get a base hit out of it. Jump him before he gets comfortable. Kind of a good way to do it. Jump a pitcher before they get comfortable, right? I mean, obviously you don’t want to let a pitcher get locked in. Here’s the O2 to Bo. Ps it off. This would be the time where Bo Naylor would just go yard out of nowhere. After yesterday, I’m pretty sure he felt kind of sick to himself cuz they they had that game one pitch. Fought it off again. They literally had the game one, you know. But no, Bozo couldn’t just Oh, flash the camera. Bozo couldn’t just put ass on the ball and just sit on it. Sit on it like a chicken on an egg. Oh, too ball. Good job to lay off. Makes you wonder. It’s like couldn’t like smother the ball or anything like like a hockey goalie would pitch outside two. Hey. Okay, Bo. If gets a walk out of this, I’ll be I’ll be surprised. I’ll be impressed. I’ll be very impressed. Here’s the two- two. Crushed it into the corner. Bone Naylor lead off double. Cam Smith just sits there and watches it. Gets to it kind of slowly, but lead off double. And they’re doing the freaking uh Indonesian boat dance. H I don’t know. I actually looked it up a little bit. I watched a video on it. It’s like a traditional dance they be doing. These like kids be on sitting on the front of like a kayak. You know, boat races. They’d be sitting on the front doing like aha. It’s like damn or farming. Okay. But I’ll eat off double a bow. Let’s smack an ass [ __ ] A bunt moves the runner to third. So, good job, Brian. You actually were useful for once. Wow, they actually figured out how to do a bunt to move the runner to third. I am surprised, especially when you got Steven Quan on deck. Six homers, 28 RBI’s, 20 doubles on the year, 298 average, 30 multi-hit games, tied for third in the American League, 103 hit games. Oh, 100. Damn. 10 three hit games tied for fourth. 100. Hey, we haven’t even played 100 games yet. Here’s the pitch to Quan. Strike. Watch us not score him. Swear to God. Watch us not score. Runner scored 13 of 14 times for with Steven Quan. Runner on third. Less than two outs. Pitch. Oh, watch out. High inside. Pitch coming up. Pitch strike. There’s the one two coming to Quan pitch and uh he’s a Yep, of course. Slow dribbler and he Wow. Two down. This team literally can’t do crap. Wow. You don’t have to run there, Bo. On a ball that didn’t even get past the infield. Such an unserious team. So feeble, [ __ ] And there’s a popup for Fry. Out of play. Oh my god. Lost 15. Give it up for loss 15. If we make it to 15 straight losses, that’s just brutal. That’d be a franchise record by a long shot. Here’s the 01 to Fry strike. Yeah, I thought we’d score, you know. I thought, “Oh, wow. We got in a third.” Nope. This team can’t even do that. Literally just hit the ball high anywhere to the outfield and we score. 02 go to first. Got back in time. Oh, this team, man. They literally can’t do anything right. Like, he didn’t even have to run there. You make him commit to getting Quan out and then you run right. Oh well, two fouls it back. Yeah, man. This team is so incredible. Oh my god. Bone Naylor and the Savannah Bananas uniform. Okay. Okay. Wow. All right. The little team belongs on the Savannah Bananas. They couldn’t even beat them. I know that. 102. Low ball. I I bet you the Guardians couldn’t even beat the Savannah Bananas. Wouldn’t even be shocked that these guys couldn’t even beat the freaking melon heads. The team of YouTube creators. Here’s the one two coming to fry, [ __ ] Hi BU. Look, all Steven had to do was hit the ball to the outfield. That is now 13 of 15 times the runner has not scored or has scored. They’ve scored. No, not scored twice. Here’s the two two to Fry. Hope he steps off. Oh, pitcher violation. It’s a full count now. Ah, come on, man. Draw a walk here. Give Jamm a chance. 41 pitches for Gordon now. Come on. Let’s just get JR to the plate. Payoff pitch. Ah, it’s a strike three. So nothing happens after the leadoff double. Classic Guardians. I’m not even surprised. Not even surprised. Oh, Naylor leadoff double. You know, he’s a farming with the the dance, the you know, the boat dance. They get him to third base. Doesn’t matter because we can’t simply just put the ball in the air. You know, he hits the ball like that, but a little bit more in the air, gets it, you know, even like a slow dribbler, make them come to the ball. I wouldn’t even be mad with a swinging bunt in that situation. Really make them have to think about it. But anyways, looking at the Houston Astros situation right now, and I’m sure Astros fans aren’t even tripping about the situation because they just swept the Dodgers with mostly a triple A team cuz guys are hurt. But I’m sure they’ll be getting dudes back at some point seemingly. I don’t really know for sure. This team is just so feeble, man. They may literally never win another game. Man, injury report. God car. They have a hole injured right now. Roger, Brennan Rogers, Jeremy Pñena, Lu Luis Gior, Zack Denzo, Yordon, of course, Pedro Leon, Chaz McCormack, Jacob Melton, and they have a whole rotations worth of pitchers who are out as well. Spencer Eraetti, Ronell Blanco, JP France, Luis Garcia, Christian Javier, and Hayden Wesneski. Most of them have to deal with Tommy John fractured thumb dump for Spencer and um JP had shorter surgery last year. Whereas for the bats strained oblique ouch last month, fractured rib for Pena, strained hammy, and then you got sprained hand, fractured hand, sprained knee, strained oblique, sprained ankle. Ouch. Brutal stuff. And there’s already one out. That’s how quick it was. Here’s Zack Short. 667 average, four for six, three RBI’s. I believe he’s a former Tiger. I think pitch strike. 51 Tigers. Wow. Sheesh. Yeah, they’re going to be a wagon come playoff time. And here’s Short. Hits it short to Rokio. Two down. And here’s the kid, Kennedy Corona. just got called up today. Nice round of applause as of course they put Christian Walker on the fraternity list. Here’s the first pitch. Paul Here’s the 01 pitch. And now it’s buffering. That’s lovely. I love it when it randomly buffers. Uh, this got to love Fubo. Yo, Fubo, how about you stop being ass for once and actually like work, you know, behave yourself. All right. O2 count. Okay. Oh, it just went black for me. Okay, dude. I freaking hate using this stupid ass site sometimes. Swear to God. I got to refresh. It happens to me every once in a while. Most days it goes like a without a hitch. It’s fine. Never problems. But nope. Some days it just wants to act stupid and then my internet goes as slow as anything too. Like it doesn’t want me to see what happened. Like damn. Like can this thing go any slower? I mean sheesh. Freaking internet’s not even like my my phone’s not even loading up. What the hell? Why is everything going slower than freaking animal with no damn legs? The hell? You know, I’m going to look it up on here since my phone wants to be at Come on. Can’t see nothing because Fubo decided to poop itself real quick. Hate when it does this. We’d be rolling and then just goes into a freaking just has it own little mind of its own. Okay. Well, there’s still two outs. Okay. Okay. Anytime you’re ready, Mr. Fubo TV. Anytime you’re ready to go, Fubo. I’m ready when you are. Piece of garbage. All right. So, there’s the runner on first. All right. Figured there would be this thing spazzing out. Oh, they walk Corona. All right. Okay. Whenever you are. Okay. There we go. All right. So, one count for Paris, the leadoff hitter. Walk in the leadoff hit. Oh, he stumbled. Oh, come on, Tanner. I got to be better than that, dude. What are we doing here? Okay, we’re back. Oh, we are so back. No, we’re not. We’ve never been back. Here’s the one. Pitch up and in. Now Tanner’s going to forget how to pitch real quick here one time. So, both teams get their Well, they our first pitch run was on a walk, I believe. And then we got a base hit from Bo. Here’s the two. There’s a That’s a generous strike. I’ll take it though. Here comes 2-1 to Paris. Runner on first. Two out. Oh, battle a timeout. Guardians of course trying to avoid their uh 11th straight loss which would tie multiple other uh long winning losing streaks that long 2-1 pitch. Ah, there’s a strike. Two. Just a dot. Right on the end of the corner there. Right on the corner. Right on the end of the strike zone. Mangum versus vest. All right. Put them away here, Tanner. Put them away, Tanner. The 2- two to Paris pitch ground or foul. Yeah. Life as a Tigers fan right now must be like like on Cloud9. Best team in the MLB. It’s what happens when you actually spend money on good players and your development system actually turns out some studs and Bayz actually looks decent. He looked like he could barely do anything last year. It’s crazy. Two two from pitch ball full count. Wow. One run scored by the Rays, five by the Tigers. Any other games coming up? Probably not. I doubt it. H Big Kenny. Nah. Payoff pitch. Grounder right to third. J Ram throws over to first and that’s another three outs. Wanted to say one, two, three inning, but unfortunately it wasn’t that. So we go to the fourth. still scoreless. That’s crazy because if you look at through nine innings, the last two games, only one two runs have been scored on either side. The Guardians have only scored one run. If you think about it, from game two, we’ve scored only one run the last almost three two and a half games. One run in through nine innings. You want to count extras? That’s two runs. And who are those ones mostly scored by? Oh. Uh h actually. Yeah. J Ram and Quan. Goodness. But that’s what kills me. It’s not just that with losing. It’s like our front office is doing nothing to fix it. like, “Oh no, the building’s on fire. Let’s just sit here and watch it burn. Don’t try to put out the fire, you know. Oh yeah, look at our lineup. It’s like half AAA guys. Maybe we should, you know, call up at least one of our top tier prospects to give him a little boost.” Hell, how about this? Do what you did a couple years ago. Remember when they got Cole Calhoun? Scour the freaking buyout market, the waiver wire, the streets, free agents. There might be some decent ones out there. I don’t know, maybe a team’s DFA somebody that you actually might like. But no, they’d rather keep this what they have. So, here’s Gordon against JRM. Top of the fourth, nobody out, no score. 01 ball. Guardians had a runner on third and then with Steven Quan in the dish, chance to score first again, but of course Quan just couldn’t get the ball past the infield. Classic 1-1. Foul it off. This team cannot square up for crap, dude. If you if you wanted to fight these guys and you tell them to square up, they wouldn’t be able to do it. They’d be looking all we pitch. Oh, hop high and up and high and inside. Two two as a right-hander. Look at 344 average, but two homers, 13 RBI’s. Much better left-handed, of course. Pitch lines it. He’s hit down the right side. That’s going to kick off that little extension part. He’s going to go for two. And he’s in there for a leadoff double. The second of the game. I looked to back innings of a lead off double and if that ball hadn’t kicked off that extension part and if it would have went to the wall that’s a triple. That’s a triple cuz you know JR he’s trying to ignite this offense. Slides in there says a little hello to fellow all-star Jose Altuve. 17th double of the season for JRM. Here’s Carlos Santana. I’d try to steal here. He’s against the lefty. Why not? Ball one inside. Really make uh Diaz have to work to try to get him out at the plate. 10 home runs, 38 RBI. He grounded out his first time up. Come on. Base hit right here. Please base hit. Pitch and fou it off. One-1 count. Come on, Los. Losa, give me the classic Los at bat. You know, work a base hit. Score J Ram. Give us the lead. Here’s the 1-1 pitch from Gordon outside. Honestly, if I’m JRM, I’m kind of looking at him a little bit his tendency and thinking, should I try to steal? I kind of glance over at Roi Odora Thurbec. Should I two-1 from Gordon pitch did not go? Nope. 3-1. Are we going to get a classic Santana walk here? A vintage Santana walk. Oh, he was like close to striking right there. Not striking up, but striking. That was close. 3-1 to Santana. The pitch. Ah, it’s a strike. Okay. Came back over the plate. Come on, Los. And he’s going to take a timeout here. You see the Crawford boxes in left. It’s like Houston’s version of the short punch. Here’s the payoff to Santana. The payoff pitch. Ah, fouls it off. Okay, you know, fouled it off. That pitcher was going to come back in the zone and you were going to get a rolling up if you stared at it. So, smart choice. That would have 100% been a strikeout. 100%. So, good call. Good calling that off. Give me a base hit here. Give me a base hit. Payoff. And he hits it to left. Ah, but it’s caught. And Jam obviously didn’t go far. He’s not stupid. I’m sure he went like and got to read the trajectory of that ball. I don’t know why. Again, he didn’t really have to jump tremble, but never know. He could have gotten duped by the ball somehow. So, here’s Nolan Jones. They’re on second still. Come on, Nolan. Pitch. Nope. J R just sitting there like, man, what you looking at me for? Man, I ain’t going. This is not a smart time to go because the right box is open. So he’d have he’d have an unimpeded throw to third pitch. Strike. Oh yeah, he’s not going to score either. Until they show me that they can do this, I don’t think they can. There’s a look at the wild card standings. Red Sox, Rangers, Angels, Twins, and Royals up there. Here’s the 01 outside. Jones actually drew a walk his first time out. He was the first base runner of the game before Bo Naylor had that double to lead off last inning. Here’s the 1-1. The 1-1 pitch fly ball. Yeah, they’re not going to score. These dudes are not They’re not even trying to like get base hits. They’re trying to hit everything far and out of the park. Just get a damn base hit. Let Jose run, dude. God, I hate this damn team. Everybody on everybody behind Los is practically just trying to hit a homer. They want to make it two nothing, bro. Just get a base hit. Base hit scores JRAM. Simple as that. Although these days, you never know. But give me a base hit here, Anhal. Please, I beg of you. Please pitch like that is caught. Of course, lead off double, three straight outs. The classic Guardian method. We go to the bottom of the fourth. This team is ass. But yeah, again, everything’s fine, right, Chris? Right, Chris Antonetti? Everything’s good. Everything is fine and dandy in Cleveland, isn’t it, Chris? He must be sitting in your lounge, whatever. Maybe your office thinking, “Yep, everything’s good. Our lineup is bonafide is a bonafide AAA. Not even aa elder maybe lineup.” A lot of these guys don’t even belong in the majors. If you look at our lineup that we have today, only three guys would probably be on any other team, including the bad ones. Steven Quan, J Ram, and Santana. That’s really it. Nobody else really would make a lot of those teams. But yeah, this is what they gave us after an ALCS appearance. They did diddly squat to, you know, boost this roster with the added payroll at, you know, from the playoffs. You know, we got a little payroll boost from extra revenue. But no, you know what? They spent it on blue seats. Thank god we got blue seats, man. Oh, yeah. Blue seats. Yeah. Well, that’s nice. You’re doing stadium renovations for a team that stinks. Good job. Yep. At least you’ll be able to show off those new seats when the stadium’s half empty cuz nobody gives a damn about your damn team half the year. Cuz let me tell you something, right? When the Browns and the Cavs are playing, the Guardians right now, the way they’re playing, nobody watching them. The Guardians are that team that you would have on in the background, you know, like I’d be doing a Browns game and I’ll have the Guardians score in the backgrounds. Trust me, if the Cavs played as long as I hoped. Yeah, which they were close, but couldn’t get to the second. Couldn’t get to that conference final. They’ve won only two games since I’ve come back to streaming them. Sheesh. Here’s the one. Fouls it off. I’m convinced this team could get a lead off triple and not score straight up. That’s the way it is. Sad. Here’s the one-1 from Tanner. A pie ball, too. That’s the sad part. Our pitchers have to practically pitch a shut out for us to have a chance because once they score, it’s over. We can’t score for crap. Two 2-1. Miss 22. Cam Smith. Month of July, 355 average. 303 in June, 307 in May, 213 in March, April. So, he got hotter and hotter as the months have passed. Here’s the 2-2. Throws it off. The catcher. Tannis going to need a new ball. This team is so incredibly feeble, but they asked for it. They’re going to waste the entire JRM extension. The entire one. Yep. Here’s the 22 pitch. Oh, almost lung him up there, but just a bit outside. Full count cuz you know when he’s up for another extension, I don’t know if he’ll be taking another hometown discount. He’d have to get like assurance from the organization that they’re going to actually put a good team around him. Payoff pitch, swing, and a fell off down the third base side. Andrew Fawn. Oh, wow. Three-run homer off of uh Yamamoto. Damn. Oh, and then a an error. Oh, that’s tough. Again, full count to Cam Smith. Pitch from by swinging a miss. Struck him out. That’s what I’m talking about. Yeah, Lightning. At least at least our pitchers have looked good. We have one of the best erraas from our starters, but you know what? We don’t get run support. That pisses me off. Fiveame hitting streak for Jose Altuve. 500 average, 10 for 20, three home runs, 10 RBI’s, eight runs scored. Like our pitching, our pitching actually looks somewhat good, but we can’t score. Like what gives? First pitch strike. I really worry it was our bullpen. Especially like the middle bullpen, guys. Middle inning, guys. Right. Here’s the old one. Swinging a miss. 02. 2323 hits. second most among active players behind Freddy Freeman, but barely behind him. 2017 MVP, three-time batting champ, four consecutive seasons of 200 plus hits from 2014 to 2017. That’s insane. So, here’s the O2 coming at pitch from BBY grounder. Oh, it’s foul. Oh, wow. Waiting for that umpire’s sign and he went foul. That was barely foul. Yeah, that was a Yep. Oh, cuz if it hits the dirt after the bag in fair play and then goes foul, that’s a fair ball. But it hit the dirt before and then duck foul. Yep. Here’s the O2 again. The Altuve. The pitch from BB grounder. Rokio gathers and throws. Got him. Two down. No more one. No more than one run is crazy. I know, right? You have backto back innings with leadoff doubles and you don’t score. I know one thing. 30,000th hit. Wow. Craig, was that Craig Bio? Wow. June 28th, 2007. That’s crazy. Here’s the pitch. Took a bad hack at that one. Kind of got fooled. Yiner Diaz. Is this Yiner? Yeah. Hopped out his first time up. 01 count. 248 average, 12 homers, 37 RBI’s for the catcher. The pitch chopper right back to the pitcher and that’ll be a uh one, two, three inning once again. Top of the fifth coming up. This is a lot like last night’s game or yesterday’s game, right? Catherine was rolling. I’m thinking, man, we get a couple runs here. I think we’re set. It’s funny. Like you actually think we’re going to score runs, let alone one run. That’s what makes me miss the old Guardian days, man. Like the old teams from the from the mid2010s. Like I said, 2015 was when it started. The 2016, 17, 18, and 19 teams. Those that four-year run of teams was among the best baseball we have seen in Cleveland overall. We had a freaking monster both with the bats and on the mound the rotation of domination, right? You had Clubber, Salazar, Carrasco, you know, Prime Carrasco, even Trevor Bower before he went cuckoo, you know, that was fun. And of course, Cory Kuber. Yep. Clubber, Carrasco, Salazar, Bower, Sveninger. Yeah, Clefinger. Another one that went off the Looney Bin. Talk about being washed. Man, he was their closer at one point, too. That’s even worse. Like imagine having a chance to win a game and you go to Mike Clevenger, man. You’d have better chance of going to a pitching machine to win you a game straight up. Although these days you could literally have the pitching machine just, you know, change pitches up. But this Guardians offense would get struck out by a pitching machine. Ah, it’s funny. Some Family Guy. All right, so here’s Will Wilson 0 for one. Ball one. This will be the This will be Gordon’s 60th pitch of the evening. Pitch fouls it off. See, these guys could swing for the fences and the bow would only go two feet. These guys can’t square up crap, dude. Like I said, I could screw up to fight these guys and they wouldn’t even do it. They couldn’t even square up to fight somebody. They couldn’t square up a ball on a T pitch. Hi, ball. 2-1. Yeah, like they they legit could not square up a ball on a T. That’s how bad this team is. Pitch liner base hit for Will Wilson. Hey Wilson, rare base hit. Wilson. Castaway man. Yeah. Yep. What? Castaway. Legendary movie. Yeah. There are people out there that literally will talk to inanimate objects like they’re real people. Pitch to Naylor is a right fail. That’s a base hit. Wow. You know what’s better than one hit? How about two? Whoa. Backto back base hits. Oh my god. Uh watch us squander it because we suck. Backto back hits for the bottom of the order. Bo Naylor just puts it in the right field. See what happens when you don’t try to hit a homer every time. Just base hit station to station. If they throw you a meatball, you crush the meatball. If they throw you a pitch that’s not a meatball, that’s actually got some stuff on it, just put it in the outfield, you know, hit a base hit, make that ball touch grass, right? Simple as that. But no, they’ll find a way to squander it. They’ll find a way to squander it. But are they going to squander this chance to score? Here’s Brian Roio pitch trying to bunt again. He’ll take the outer first. though. Oh, now we got two guys on first on second and third. At least Brian understands the assignment. At least Brian understands the assignment. But I hate giving up hours. You just push the quan. I sent a picture. It’s going to go off the bag. Hope the pitcher’s all right. He’s doing a pushup. And that’s how they score, I think. No, the base is loaded. Okay, he did score. Okay, I was like, did he score? Freaking score squirrebug operator took his time updating and the Guardians do score around. That’s one way to do it. Just hit one off the damn pitcher. He was doing push-ups on the freaking mound. Hope he’s okay, though. And I think he’s all right. They might Is he done? Watch this. A comebacker looking in your living room off the dome. Ouch. Kind of remind me of what happened to Cade Smith. But Cade got saved by the brim of his hat. That was almost right off the dome piece. So, uh Oh, it’s first and Okay. First and second. All right, first and second with one out for David Fry. Guardians up one- nothing. We scored a run now. Can they score two? Okay, so Gordon is still in the game. Okay, I don’t think he was even that hit of a that that hard hit of a paw, but we’ll see. He might be literally seeing stars or uh miniature faces of orbit, that mascot orbiting. Nah, I know it’s not a joke, but seriously though, that’s a dangerous situation, right? taking one damn near off the dome. That doesn’t even seem like that was really hit that hard. The fact that he’s even still like functioning right now is a good sign cuz I mean you you look back, you see some guys get hit off the dome. I think it was taken off by the hat again. He might have been saved by the tip of his glove or the brim of his hat. Just like Kade. Yeah, I think it was save I think he was saved by his hat. So now two on Guardians actually lead. A rare lead for the Guardians lately. Before yesterday, the last time the Guardians led in a game was game two against the Tigers where we scored in the bottom of the first. That was the only one we get. Again, the Guardians haven’t won a game in almost two weeks now. Here’s David Fry. Here’s the first pitch outside. Bow one again. That That’s what happened to Cade. Look at this. Right off the brim. It buzzed right by the rim against the Mariners. Yep. Here’s the 10 to Fry. And of course, he pops it up like a bum. This loser literally can’t do anything right. That’s the only one we’re going to score because we can only score one. Can’t score more than that. Like that’s the most derpiest freaking way to score a run, too. So, two down. And now here’s Jose Ramirez. This would be a great time for him to put one in the Crawford boxes. A foul out in a double. The leadoff double. 14 homers, 39 RBI’s. Quan on first, Bo on second. Pitch coming from Gordon. Pitch. Meatball down the middle. It can’t even doesn’t even bother. But again, there’s the pitch off the dome piece. Runner obviously was he dove cuz he thought maybe the ball would come home, but nope. Here’s the 01 to Ramirez pitch strike. Oh, it’s a ball. Oh, this is a this be a great time for a uh ball to the Crawford boxes. Just saying. All right, here’s the one-1. The J Ram checks the runners pitch and there it goes. Crawford boxes. Look out. It’s gone. run homer skin you shall receive. What is this? A multi-run inning? Is that legal? Three-run homer for Jose Ramirez. Four nothing Guardians. Is that legal? I’m literally wondering is that legal? Right. And here’s Santana. Fly ball to right center. And that’ll end the inning. But not before Jose Ramirez gives the Guardians their largest lead since the game against the Cardinals when they were when they scored or five runs or no six six runs in an inning and then promptly responded to blow it the next two. So, um yeah, and by the way, I did get spoiled, of course, by uh freaking ESPN, but that gave me a chance to set up my home run call. Yep. I had to like put on a poker face. So you guys would know that nothing happened. Crawford boxes. Look out below. That’s gone. I That was a That would be a great time for a Crawford box shot. It’s exactly what we got. A three-run homer. It’s pretty sad. Oh, this is the most runs we’ve scored in an inning since that game against the freaking Cardinals. It’s sad. That is so damn sad. Is that legal? I’m going to actually tweet that on my my I’m going to say that. Four runs in an inning. Is that legal? Is that legal? Oh, that’s funny. Actually, did I score three in an inning one time or am I tripping? That was that I think that was out west. Yeah, we came back from the West Coast trip and then look like ass since. So, bottom of the fifth coming up here. Let me change the uh thing here. There we go. Here’s Tanner Bbeby. Think about this. How long has it been since he pitched with the lead? It’s been a I think a little bit actually. Here’s Keratini. Gavin’s like, I wish you guys could have done that for me. Uh 10. She ain’t going to miss. Luis Ortiz is at home thinking, “Hey man, they did it for me a couple times. Just saying.” Ow! I pinched my neck. That hurt. I fly out for Victor Keratini. One ball. Hang on. I gotta tweet something out, guys. You already know. You already know. Dingdong. Hello. Goodbye. Ow. I hurt. Ah, damn. Two. One. Chopper fell. That hurt like a man. Dang. Did it. That hurt like a a cheek on a stick. That’s a legendary fine video. Two two count for keratini. Ah, tutu. Foul it off. Oh, that I’ve never been so happy. Never been so happy to see such a wonderful sight in my life. All right. Come here, Mr. Tutu. Chopper. Oh, that’s a base hit. I thought Bobby was gonna snag that. Damn you. Hey yo, J. What pitch is that? There we go. Home run pitch. I thought for sure. I thought that was God. Snag that. Yeah, it’s not. Oh, yeah. He had a 3-1 appearances last time. He had a 3-1 lead. He didn’t. I don’t think I streamed that game. But it’s right. I did stream it. The three home runs against the Cubs. Duh. That’s right. cuz then I called him blowing it right after. Here’s phone nailer. But luckily the runner didn’t take off. Oh, I swear to God, dude. He’s a catcher who can’t be a catcher. You’re like Gary Sanchez. Bad dog. Always rant about him. He’s a lazy catcher. I think B is kind of on that scale. Here’s the one pitch. Yang and a miss to Hmel. It’s up to Tanner to put up zeros. We got him a lead. Can he put up a zero? It’s up to him. He’s got to put up a zero here. Get us back to the plate. One-1 pitch. Swing and a miss. That was funny. I was like, is it legal? I will make it legal. Here’s the one, two. The pitch ball. I can’t even be confident that we can hold this lead either. The two pitch fly ball right field playable and it goes foul. Nolan had it. He gave it a long look, but it went foul. Okay. All right, man. Where would we be without JM? That guy’s like looking at the cliff. What the heck’s the security dude looking at? Got to be got to keep an eye on the Hmel. Pitch, huh? Ball three. Come on, Tanner. I swear to God, dude. We got a lead. Raise all over the leader. Come on, Tanner. Not this is not the time to start. Nibble, nibble, nibble, nibble. God, you tremendous Picasso him. Just blow him away, bro. Come on. Paid you all this money. Now you suck. God. Payoff pitch into right field and away we go. And this is going to probably end up if this loser lows this lead, did he go away his contract? Is there a way he can resend the money you gave him? We gave you a four nothing lead. Your job is to preserve it, you bum. Hey, God. Get Tanner brother. Evan would be like, “Oh, I’m going to turn into freaking uh ace Cory Club right now. I’mma I’mma freaking shut these losers down.” Oh my god. Only Tanner would blow another freaking lead like this. You could give him a 17 run lead and he’d still blow it. Scramble outside. Nibble, nibble, nibble, nibble. Nibble, nibble, nibble. Hey, uh, Tanner, pissing me off. We got you a lead. Your job is to preserve it, you bum. Gave you all that money and you suck ass right after we got a lead. ball to He’s trying to blow it. He’s trying to blow it now. This bozo can’t throw strikes. Tanner, you you you’re ass, bro. You’re ass, dude. You’re literally ass. Two. Hey, a strike. Woo. can’t even freaking get happy about having a lead because this mo here will blow it and in almost immediately because they’ve done that before many times actually one fly ball and it’s a threerun homer get off the mound you are literally ass, bro. Got you a three one or four lead and you blow it on almost on one swing. Tanner, I would resend your contract if I were if I was the Guardians, bro. My god, you freaking stink to Taylor Treml. You want to win, bro? Are you trying to lose? Well, gee, Tanner, maybe if he threw strikes and not meatballs, you’d be good. This loser is trying to lose. He wants to see us lose again and again and again. I’m con I like I said I am convinced we could score 17 runs even 30 runs blow the doors off 31 lead we’d lose 31 to 30 because this loser right here can’t even get out. Hey Tanner, the objective put up goose eggs and get outs. You’re doing neither. Pitch. This dude sucks. Oh my god. If I’m Carl, I’m I’m surprised Carl didn’t go out there and like grab on his shoulders and be like in. Okay. Do you want to win or are you like Luis betting on, you know, losing streak or something without an out? Hey, about damn time, you freaking loser. guy. Man, it’s so funny cuz he the one that gives up the tank shot, but he looks all pissed. Like, bro, you should be pissed at yourself, fool. You’re the one throwing the pitches. Here’s Kennedy Corona. Walked his first time up. Pitch 40 lead disappears almost just like that. I don’t even know. Are we going to score any more the rest of the game? Probably not. Here’s the 01. Get a 40 lead. Damn near blow it instantly. What is with our pitchers getting a lead and then blowing it and sucking ass? You’d think a lot of pitchers would get a lead and they’d feel like, “Okay, let’s go.” You know what? Lock them in the freaking clubhouse until the freaking game until the until they’re up. Don’t let them see a score. Don’t let them see a score. We’ll look at a scoreboard cuz I think they do. And then, oh, we got a lead. I can I can be a jerk off now. I can go out here and nerp around. Wow. No. Pitch. Now he can’t throw strikes. Tanner, like you’re pissing me off, dude. If I’m Antonetti, I’m almost ready to yank your contract. Payoff pitch. Fouls it off. We scored four runs and then immed almost immediately blow it right after. Tempted murder is our new production. That’s funny. I’m not going to have a voice by the time this damn freaking season’s over. My god. Payoff pitch. Grounder. Roio Fields throws it over. They got him. Two down. But it’s just so funny how that works. Even yesterday we had a lead. Before that, Gavin was pitching like his ass was on the line every inning. Like I told him, you go out there and put up a goose egg or your DFA, [ __ ] So then he’s like, goose egg, goose egg, goose egg, goose egg, goose egg. We score a run. But it wasn’t on him, though. I’m not going to blame it on him. He did his thing. That’s not even on Gavin. Gavin pitched a gem. Best outing of the year for him by far. Same thing with Joey Kentio. Last time we saw him, he pitched his best outing. Pitching overall was great, but one bad pitch in extra innings cost us every damn time. The Cardinal game, this game, the game against the freaking Cubs. Get a lead. We poop our pants. You give you you give Terrick Scooble this lead. Oh, he winning every game. The Guardians used to have a streak with Cory Clubber in them where when they’d score four, it was an automatic W most times. Oh, two ball. Yeah, there’s a Family Guy episode where uh freaking Brian’s tripping on acid, you know, he’s tripping on LSD and there’s like a scary ass scene that I don’t like from like a jump scare. I’m not trying to get jump scared on freaking stream here. One, two, bows it back. You’ll watch watch us not score any more runs the rest of the game. Think we can score more? I just don’t think we will. Want to? Ah, okay. That’s a ball, too. And now my thing buffering again. I bet you it’s tied. Wouldn’t be surprised. Fubo is buffering like go. Here we go. Two two. Yep. Of course. Okay. Wow. Took him not even half inning. Two two. And this game’s tied. Good job, Tanner. You freaking loser. Get off my mound. Took you one inning to blow it. Good job. Good job. Get off my mound. You’re done. You’re done. lead and not even an inning. Take his contract and tear it up. To the independent leagues you go, buddy. Bye. We gave you a four-run lead. You You blew it again. Unbelievable. We can’t have a lead. We literally cannot have a lead with this weak ass bum ass team. Four-run lead, 3-1 lead, six run lead. I’m convinced we could score 20. We’d find a way to lose 21 to nothing or 2120. DFA by or send him down or like not even a single mound visit. This dude is the most unserious pitcher on our team. We literally can’t have anything on this damn team. We just give him a 4-1 lead and he squanders it the very next half inning. Look, I’m a half inning to blow it. We score runs in any inning. We blow it. We can walk off a game and somehow still blow the lead. This team is just They don’t want to win. And now Matt Festo is coming in for Tanner BY. Of course he is. Dude, Tanner, like, bro, you suck, dude. Your ass. Whole ass. Give him a 4-1 lead and he blows it immediately. Gave him a 4-1 lead and he blew it instantly. It sucks, dude. I’m convinced, like I said before, I’m convinced wholeheartedly we could score we could score 17 runs and we’d blow it. We’d lose 18 to 17. So, here’s Matt Festa, aka Steven Vot’s favorite pitcher. And here, I thought Tanner would be able to put up a zero. No, he can’t do that. God forbid he puts up a zero after we score. Nobody seems to want to do that. Freaking loser ass team, dude. Loser ass team. I’d send Tander to the clubhouse, bro. Go back to the hotel. Your ass, bro. Gave you a 4-1 lead and you pitch out like you pitch like ass. What is it with our pitchers and just sucking balls whenever we get a lead? 26 games, one and two record. Ass sucks. Sucks ass. Don’t even care. Can we even get out of this inning? Pitch foul. Four run lead blew it instantly. Literally no time at all. Pitch grounder to first. The flip. Got him. And they get out of that. But it’s of course tied to four because Tanner Body literally forgets how to be a good pitcher when we get a lead. Never seen that before. Oh wait, we literally saw it last time I streamed his dumbass. I might just not stream a Tanner Bobby start ever again. It does if this is where it’s going to be. He’s going to pitch like a damn loser when we get a lead. No. No. And we gave this loser an extension. Shane Bieber better be the next coming of prime Corey Clubbert because my god, dude, this is ridiculous. Really kills me is we’re putting all our hope and faith on two pitchers coming back from a major elbow injury. We don’t even know what we’re going to see from John Means. I guess the good thing is whenever John means if and when he pitches this year, he’s not going to have any uh real pressure, he’ll be able to come out here and just pitch. No pressure. Matthew Boyd came back came out there and he was pitching with a division lead on the line and playoff aspir, you know, aspirations with a playoff level team. I remember Matthew Boyd’s debut with us. That dude cooked the damn Cubs. Like they couldn’t touch his stuff. No. No. Let’s Let’s not bring back Matthew Boyd. Really tore my heart out was when I believe he actually I think he said he called the Guardians. You know, he was kind of like, “Sorry, I’m not coming back. I be like, “It’s not your fault. Our owners are dumbass cheap losers that don’t want to win games and be consistent in winning. It’s all about the pocketbook for them.” So, here’s Nolan Jones. 01 outside. This team just flat out stinks. DJ Khaled. A walk on a fly out for Nolan Jones. One-1 grounder fielded by the second baseman. Over to first out number one. Like I said, we’re probably not going to score the rest of the game. I’d be shocked if they score another run the rest of the game. Legit. Like this team doesn’t want to win. I mean, it’s like they haven’t had a lead in so long, they forget how to pitch with one. Here’s Annal Martinez pitch strike. No, it’s a ball. Another lead for the first time in how long? Scored four runs and then pooped it away instantly. Damn. Oh, one 20. All I’m gonna say is Tanner Bobby better now look at Twitter. That’s all I’m going to say. 20. I didn’t tweet anything about it either. I’m just saying people aren’t too happy. But Hannah goes out there and pitches like a timid little loser when he has a lead. I don’t know what gifts 2-1 lands it into left field. Fair ball for Anna Martinez. That’s a one out double. He’ll slide in easy. And another runner in scoring position. Woo! Yeah, let’s score some more so we could blow that one too. 13th double of the year. That’s now I think the third straight inning with a double. Pretty impressive. Bottom of the order is actually contributing. I’m shocked. So Anna Martinez takes his lead off second. Here’s Wilson outside. Gordon’s almost at 80 pitches. Fly out in a single in a run for Will Wilson. Throw a second. They’re not even showing. Camera guy doesn’t bother to show what happened, but he’s safe at second. He got back in time. Here’s the one to Willis. Pitch strike. Stares at it. Astro’s bullpen is active. Pitch. Close it off. Damn Luke. Two count for Wilson. Then Bone Naylor on deck. And then of course you have Rokio. I would love to them to see Wilson switch spots here with Martinez. Pitch swing and a miss stinks. Players like him. Why the small market? My god. Yich just cash me 60 because it’s Christian Yelich and the Brewers got in. Here comes the uh manager. Yeah, they’re going to take him out now. Okay, so it looks like it’s spotty. Yep, he’s out there to take out Gordon. So Steven Ourt will come in to face Bo Naylor with two down here in the top of the sixth. Team really got a four four nothing lead and they blew it instantly. Can’t even be happy when we have a lead. Literally, every time we get a lead, we freaking just take a diarrhea dookie on the freaking mound. Every time. If you look, it’s like we get a lead almost immediately after. We give up runs right after. And you know this team ain’t going to add. By the way, how about this? So earlier today, it was announced that immersive sports and entertainment venue KSM is set to build its fifth location in Cleveland. Right across I believe it’s gonna be right across the street from Rocket Arena. If you don’t know what a chos, think of the sphere in Vegas, but a bar and it’s like a half a big ass screen, right? It’s a big ass screen wrap around like a semi sphere almost and you get like a bar setting behind it like a restaurant. Think of like a sports bar with a giant ass screen on it. And like when you watch events, it looks like you’re there. It’s pretty dope. So, here’s another lefty. It’s Steven Ourt now in to face off against Bo Naylor. I went to my brother’s game. Can you please tell me who scored for us? Well, we had a little dribbler base hit RBI uh for Quan. The pitch the ball hit the pitcher on a comebacker. Six of 22 inherited runners scored 35 games. One-2 record for Mr. Ourt pitched to Bo. Runner on second ball outside. J Ram had a three-run homer which put us up four nothing. And then almost immediately after that, freaking Taylor Tremble three-run homer. And then Isak Paredus solo shot. That’s how we got here. Here’s the one to Bo. A double, a single, and a run for Bo. I’m surprised no one’s been trying, they’re not trying to steal, get, you know, into third base, but now with two outs, I don’t think they’re going to do that. You real. Here’s the three- 0 pitch outside. Ball four. He wanted no part of Bone Naylor. He wanted no part of bow. Yeah. Cleveland’s going to be getting this really cool looking immersive uh sports facility thing. It’s like Kosm. Look it up. Sports and entertainment venue. Yeah. Pretty dope. So here’s Brian Rokio. Two sack bunts. flaws it off. It’d be so funny if he actually hit like a big hit here, double or something. 165 average, eight RBI’s on the year. Naylor on first. Martinez still on second. Here’s the 01 from Ourt. Pitch. Swinging a miss. Damn, we’re not scoring anymore. We’re done scoring tonight, guys. I feel I just got that that bad feeling. I think we’re done scoring. Pitch liner. He’s hit corner. Here comes Martinez. He will score. Oh my god. Where’s Bo at? Yo, where’s Bo? Bo’s coming in and he scores. Okay, Brian. I dare them to blow this damn lead. I swear to God, bro. Swear to God. RBI double for Brian Rokio. Six to four guards. Look at my freaking shortstop. Brian Rokio, man. See, he puts it right in the corner. He’s both running, man. Yeah. Not even not a chance at that one. Fifth double of the year for Brian. Hey, let’s add some more. How about we have a 10-r run inning? No way they blow that one, right? Pitched from Ourt. I get the top of the order. Steven Quan, one for three. Brian Roio success. Who would have ever seen that coming? Wow. Here’s the 01 swinging a miss just over the glove of the third baseman. That close to robbing us of a of two RBI’s there. Pitch loops it into left. Tramble gets in there, makes the catch, but again, the Guardians had two more courtesy of none other than Brian Rokio. Rare success for Brian. And now we go to the bottom of the six up, six to four. I dare them to blow this lead. I swear to God, I dare them. They better not. Swear to God, bro. Stuff might get thrown around this place if I start they blow this lead. Tempting them, so I better shut up. Wow. Remember, he bunted it twice, too. in play runs compliment of Brian Rokio and that’s probably the one redeeming quality of Bo Naylor is his speed. You know, Austin Hedges is slowpoke ass ain’t getting around third that quick. We would have only scored one. But hey guys, guess what? That’s two multi-run innings. Wee. When was the last time we did that? We need So, how about Brian Roio being the uh the source of those runs? Never thought I’d see that. Now the challenge is to put up a goose egg on the mound. Matt Festa faces Eluve. First pitch strike. Bottom six. 01 count. Altuve is over for two. Here’s the 01. Oh, outside ball. Problem with Altuve is he’s like insanely hard to get out. So, I mean, they get him out twice in a row. That’s pretty impressive. Here’s the one- one. Miss, but I think the big thing is look who’s around him. You know, in the old days he had George Springer, he had Koreah, he had Alvarez. You know, he had well he’s less pena but he’s hurt and Alv Al Alvarez is hurt too. So they always had run support pitch popped him up. Here comes the infielders. It’ll be JRM making this one and out number one. I think Nanner Bobby just needs to lock in, right? Clark Schmidt 15day IIL expected to undergo Tommy John. Four and four, 332 RA in 14 starts. That’s tough, man. They’re in such dire straits on the Bronx. Strowman. Yeah, Marcus Strowman is their number three pitcher. And here’s a fly ball for Diaz. Quan makes a good read on that. Had me scared for a second. I thought I might have got past him. I thought I might have gone to the little windows over there in the deep left field. They look like garage doors over there. I think that’s the bullpen area almost, but he got to it. Damn, that’s crazy. So, two down here in the bottom of the sixth and that one is gone. So much for putting up another goose egg keratini. Well, damn. I was like, well, damn. Uh, it’s like ille it’s il it’s it’s illegal for us to have a goose to put up a a goose egg. Here’s Hmel. fly out earlier. He’s hopefully he’s one for two. He’s shaped like Trevor Power. That’s That’s tough. That’s tough pitch ball. Someone said Tanner Baby’s shaped like Trevor Bower. That’s tough. He’s got the Trevor Bower build. Oh, that’s tough. Two-1 ball. Now this loser is going to freaking fold. Oh my god. Can we just hold a damn lead for an inning? My god. They got Paul World. Ah, damn. 3-1 call for Oh, Steven vote. You don’t want to win games. He’s actively selling. They need to investigate him for betting. I’m concerned. He is selling. He’s punting. Hey man, you got to actually not be ass, bro. Okay, man. We’re supposed to lose. I want you to throw a meatball right down the middle here. Okay. down the middle. I’m talking middle middle meatball. We’re supposed to lose. The Dolan specifically told us to lose and suck ass so then people will lose interest and they won’t care when this team eventually moves in like five years. I’m just joking. But no, no. Pitch to Traml. He had the 3-1 homer last time up that made it four to three Guardians. 10 count for Festa. I don’t know why Steven votes in love with this guy. He loves him so much. Grounder snagged and oh my god, we got through an inning with a lead. Oh my, we actually got through an inning with the lead. Even though we did give up a run, but we still have a lead. But it’s a one-run lead. You know, the Guardians love their one-run leads. I’m telling you, we could literally score seven runs and be up 13 to five and by the time the inning’s over, it’ll be 13 to 12. Not even kidding. They do this to us. We actually got through an inning with the lead. Wow. Oh, I see. We’re at the point in the season where we’re calling Tanner Baby’s extension a mistake. I think it’s just the fact that he hasn’t pitched with the lead in so long. I mean, he pitched with the lead against the Cubs, blew it. Um, I don’t even remember the last time he had a lead before that game. But I’m still like I’m saying Festa gets DFA when Stephan comes back. I’m tired of Matt Fester. I don’t know what the love affair with what the love affair is with him, but what they’re going to do is they’re going to send down freaking Sabrowski or one of the other promising arms in our pen and keep that loser fester up so we can keep festering in our freaking pen. I mean, yeah. So, here’s David Fry. First pitch is a strike. Pop out. Last at bat. He’s 0 for three. Pitch. Fly ball. Another pop out. You know, David, maybe you should just uh not play in the majors. I would honestly have started him off in Triple A little bit. let him get used to playing again after not playing all year. But I guess they’re so desperate for offense they bring him back. And some people might have actually have a theory that he might have been rushed back, that he’s not fully ready. Wouldn’t surprise me. Here’s J Ram. Homer last time up and a high fly ball deep left, but not deep enough. Just shy of the boxes. I know we didn’t homer because I didn’t get the alert. I was going to say there’s no way I missed the alert, right? A homer. Yep. Solo shot. Of course. Here’s Santana. Flew out last at bat. 0 for three. I was going to say I knew I knew Ramirez didn’t score, didn’t hit a homer because he uh I didn’t get the alert. And here’s a grounder to third out number three. God Santana, why don’t you just walk to first base? And that is a one, two, three inning. So great job guys. We got a lead in. Oh man, I hate this team. I feel bad for Class A. I mean, they might have the record for like most one-run games in the MLB by the time this is over. God. Reminds me of like the Blue Jackets a few years ago when it seemed like they were going for the record for most overtime losses in the NHL. Paul Seawald. Oh, brother. Matt Festa, of course. They gave this dude money instead of Matthew Boyd. There were some way there were some pretty decent relievers out there. I’m pretty sure we went after none of them but Paul Sewald, right? I’m sure there were some good ones out there they could have went after. A lot of people say, “I wish Dan Gilbert owned the Guardians.” Well, he can’t own them because they’re going to be under David Blitzer, but Dan could join the ownership group. He could be the pockets of the of the group, supply the money or, you know, give them a boost of funds, you know, cuz David Blitzer, he’s notorious for being, I guess, a low-key aggressive owner when it comes to spending. His teams always spend, especially the the Devils have been known to spend some money on guys. I don’t know what other teams are the Owens, but 15 games, one in one record, 568 RA, 12 and two/3 innings, TW two walks, 16ks, and a 265 average for Paul SeaWorld. Come to SeaWorld. Ah, here’s the one coming. Strike short. It’s the 8 n one hitters to up in the bottom of the seventh. It’s crazy. It’s the bottom of the seventh and this is this has only been a two-hour streak so far. Wow. One fly ball playable in center. Martinez will come in and make the catch. One down. I mean, I’m not saying Seaw sucks, but like really like this team is so unserious when it comes to spending money. Here’s Kennedy Corona. A walk and a ground out. Tells me that Kate might not be available cuz he blew the hell up last night. Oh, yesterday. It was a It was a one-1 game in extras and this dude blew up. Worst outing of his career, I think. Oh, one. So, I think they’re just giving him a day off to gather himself. You don’t want to throw him out there in another situation like this. But I always say pitching with a lead is way different than pitching with a tie game. Here’s the O2 to Corona Mitch and a miss struck him out. Welcome to SeaWorld. Man, I don’t know why, but when I was a kid, well, I know why, cuz it was actually a dope ass show. But when I was a kid, I was a big ass Yu-Gi-Oh fan. And I say SeaWorld like Pegasus from the show, right? the the main villain would say his uh one of his best I guess monster car things world sea world I don’t know why I just se here’sak paris had the solo shot in the fifth the solo shot to tie the game at four. Here’s the 1-1 pitch. Ball two, two, one. Ball three. Come on, dude. Stop pitching around, man. Attack these guys. Oh, you say attack them and then they give up a homer. Well, yeah, there’s ways to attack hitters, you know, not throwing meatballs. 3-1 swing and a miss. F count. All right, here we go. Full count. Payoff pitch to Pettis. the pitch. Opt him up. Santana comes in to make the catch. Kind of almost had like snow cone that thing, but made the catch regardless. And that is it for that. We go to the eighth up six to five. Steal Roach’s Yeah. thing because Roach and his dad are moving to a new house. I don’t even think Rocha even cares that. That’s not his thing. That’s LA Knight’s thing. Technically, LA Knight could go after Roachcha for doing that cuz that’s his thing. Yeah. L Night. Yeah. But then Roachcha started doing it. And with me being a common watcher of their stuff, it started to latch on to me. It’s like a leech. just started doing it. Not like Roger will really care. Roach is probably I don’t give a damn cuz that’s not Roach’s thing. Like I said, that’s LA Knight’s thing. Oh. Zack Gellon versus uh you Darvish. You Oh man, you know what’s crazy? It took a few weeks for me to go from essentially talking about who we could trade for at the deadline to who we could probably trade away at the deadline. Now, I’m not going to do videos on who we could possibly trade because I think it’s pretty obvious to know who we’re going to probably trade away. Carlos Santana, Lane Thomas, maybe Paul Seaworld, Seawald, maybe Jacob Junis, a lot of expiring deals or veteran guys like, you know, mainly expiring contracts. You know, we’re not going to trade away core players obviously, but you know how this front office is. They’re delusional. They’re gonna make a trade for somebody, and all it’s going to take is for them to win two of these three in Houston, go out to Chicago, kick their butt. But here’s Hector Nerys with the Angels and the Braves, 23 games, three in one record, facing Northern Jones. All it takes is them to take two out of three or so in Houston somehow, but you never know. sweep the hell out of the socks. And then you come out of the break against four midass teams and uh all the took a shot off the chest area. He goes down, but I think he’s all right. Needs some help getting up. Probably a little woozy. Looks to maybe got his uh [ __ ] rearranged with his [ __ ] knocked off. Oh, y’all better watch what I say. Hey yo, hey yo, stop it. Bort. sport right off the ch off the shoulder. Ouch. Thank god. Of course, these guys are armored up like a football player back there. They practically got goalie freaking padding back there, man. Cuz you have this little ball, right? I think it’s like what a peak like a cow height something. a baseball getting whipped at you possibly at a thou almost a thousand well a thousand RPM plus possibly 100 miles per hour not to mention possibly having it get hit off a bat. That’s why they got to wear all that armor back there. But if you ask the humps, do they like their job? It’s a hell yeah. You know what they need? Like glass is like a heads up display. Now that would be cool. like it have like the box in the heads-up display in front of them and then they can see like where the ball goes and they go more accurate but I don’t think they’d ever do that one from their outside to one like what they did like what they would have in fighter jets but like in like a sunglass format heads up display somehow like Ray-B bands almost two one swing and a Two two Nolan Jones 0 for two. Nolan Nolan Jones. Nolan Nolan Jones. Two two fouls it off. Funny enough, most of our base hits have come via left field hits. The one that the the hit that scored the first run of the game for us went off the pitcher. two two and that’s a Oh, nice snag. Oh, but he lost the ball and Nolan Jones will reach on a uh derpy infield single. Welcome to Cincinnati, Ohio, home of lifeless baseball. No, that’s Cleveland. Thank you very much. This is a rare No, this is a rare occurrence. This is a rare rare occurrence. We’re actually scoring But then of course we score. We blow it. Here’s Anel Martinez against the rights. Pitch strike. Philly fans of course remember Hector double and a run so far for Anhal Martinez. 01 count. Runner on first. Nobody out. Pitch swing and a miss. Swung out of his helmet. Here to Martinez pitch popped it up. And that’s out number one. For anyone wondering, uh, if the situation called for it, would we see Kyle Manzardo? Uh, no. He’s on the, uh, family emergency list, not paternity, but and not bereavement. I believe his mother is having a heart transplant. So, of course, makes sense. He wants to be with his family in that situation, you know. Hope everything goes well with that. I know the dangers of transplants. I’ve heard of people having uh you know, you know, bad reactions to it. The body literally like rejects the new organ. That does happen. Hopefully, this goes without a hinch. Hopefully, it’s good. the body accepts the new heart and hopefully she has a uh wonderful rest of her life. Awesome. Shout out to the donor, too. Coming up clutch with a new heart. So, here’s a new here’s our first pinch hitter, Daniel Schnean. Eight homers, 22 RBI’s, 213 average on base of 295. pitch strike. Maybe that’s why Kyle’s been struggling. He had that in the back of his mind because obviously that’s something that you would have scheduled. So, he probably kept thinking about it. Couldn’t stop thinking about it. He was not he wasn’t locked in outside. That’s a ball. One-1. I’m trying to think. I think all we have left on the bench is Austin Hedges and John Kenzie Noel and JRock too. Really don’t want to see him out there. Blooper foul. Have to try it again. Just sucks about cop being gone though cuz junk mashes lefties. Not very good against righties. Here’s the one tutor to Schneiman. The pitch from Henerys from Nerys, right? Eventually. Oh, throw it first. He wanted to see how long I’d hold the, you know, you’d think I was like frozen or something. Nope. Nerys is just standing there staring. All right, here we go. One, two, coming to Schneiman the pitch and it’s a ball that could have went either way. That’s an updression pitch. Honestly, he felt that was a little lower. Got lucky there. Come on, Schneamman. Give me a base hit here. The two two all three. All right. Come on, Daniel. Damn Daniel. M Daniel payoff pitch swing and a miss and oh out get back there you go Jones seal second. Don’t hurt yourself. We’re already short like two outfielders. We don’t need another one going down. I know we’re down one outfielder for sure. And don’t tell me he hurt himself. Not like it would matter. I honest Oh, he they would they would still not call up freaking Chase. Oh god, now no one’s hurt. That slide was ugly as hell, though. It’s like his feet got took taken out from underneath him. And they’re he’s coming out of the game. So John Kenzie Noel will come in to replace him. Now, Jon isn’t the slowest guy, but it does have power, so he’ll slot in to the six hole. Two down here in the top of the eighth. And here’s Bone Naylor. He’s actually had a pretty good game. Big run on second. Pitch from Nerys. Strike one. So the way this is setting up top of the ninth right now would be Rokio Quan and Fry. 01 ball. I need some more runs. Damn it. I hate him easy with it. Right. Always feel so uneasy with a one-run lead. Two or three ones would be nice here. Pitch, swing, and a miss. But of course, it’s the whack bottom of the order. So, although they have been doing most of the work, believe it or not, pitch ball 22. People in the group chat I’m in are joking because the Guardians, we know what they’re going to do. If they if Nolan has to go on the IIL, they ain’t going to call up Chase. No, they’re going to call up someone else. Two two swinging a miss. We go to the bottom of the eighth up six to five. And we’ll see who comes in. My guess is it’ll be Hunter Gatis. I don’t think it would be Cade cuz he blew up yesterday. It was like a sixr run 10th inning. It’s not good stuff, man. I’m telling you right now, if I hope to God Nolan doesn’t go on the IIL because if he has to, they’re not going to call up Chase. It’s funny because, you know, the reporter for the Guardians, the sideline reporter, Andre KN, he keeps telling us that, “Oh, he’s close. He’s close. He’s He’s not He’s not built up for the MLB yet.” What’s do you mean not built up for the MLB? [ __ ] you freaking stay your freaking freaking mukbang looking loser. Dude’s out here bald doing mukbangs. Oh, he’s not built up for the MLB yet. Well, Nino’s like half our freaking team. Half these dudes in the freaking field right now aren’t even built for the majors right now. Like seriously, do you think twothirds of our team right now belong in the majors? Hm. The only ones that do for sure, Guan, JRM, and Santana. Duh. Everybody else, they’re borderline replaceable. They’re like depth guys on any other team. It’s freaking ridiculous, man. And they thought pitching was the problem. So, here’s Hunter Gatis in for the eighth. 38 games, a 01 record, 350 erra, 36 innings, 14 walks, 42 Ks, and a 257 opponent average. John Kenzie Noel will come in to play right field for Nolan Jones. And Schneiman will go to second. I believe that pushes Anal Martinez to to center field. Oh no, they took out Anal. That’s right. Duh. That’s right. pitch strike. This is Kate. This is Cam Smith. I guess on the bright side, we don’t face we would face Altuve here and not in the ninth, but still. 0 for three is Smith. Here’s the 01. Popped him up. Foul territory. Santana is there to make the catch. One down. I need Cleveland to win. Screw that. I’m tired of this losing this damn losing streak. I haven’t been able to watch a baseball show in a over almost two weeks without feeling like h it’s icky. I always feel icky when I have to watch baseball shows that when you lose. Jose Altuve grounder snagged by Ramirez. Throws and they got him. Two quick outs. Love to see that. Was it one pitch out? Damn. And now here’s Yiner Diaz. He flew out that bat. Vic Terantini had the last home run to cut the lead to one. That’s the guy I’m worried about. Here’s Diaz 0 for three. First pitch strike. That J Musgrove. Wow. Nice to see him hanging around the team. He’s been out all year. I don’t think he’ll be back until probably what, next year. Got to give credit to his catcher, though. Here’s the old one. And that’s a chopper to Roio. I think he broke his bet. And that’s a one, two, three, eighth inning for the guards. We go to the ninth up six to five. But yeah, as far as you know, why did I say shout out to Joe Musgrove’s catcher? Because last year, was it in the I think it was in the playoff game. I think it was his catcher I think was at the time. Who was that? He doesn’t play there no more. Higgy, I think it was Higashioa. I’m pretty sure it was. He noticed something was off with Musgrove. He went out and like talked to him. Yeah. He noticed. That’s how you know your catcher knows you like that. He knows your tendencies, how you pitch. He noticed something was off. He’s like, “Wait a minute. Something’s off with Joe. I’m about to go check it out.” Turns out he had um an injury and a uh he’s been out since. I think he had what? Elbow surgery or something. Yeah, this trade deadline’s going to be interesting. Now, am I still going to stream it even though the Guardians are ass? Probably. If JB Taylor’s down, I’d love to do it again with him. We’ve done it the last couple years, and honestly, they’ve been fun. have to I have to ask him on Twitter or something eventually. He hasn’t really been on YouTube much lately. So, I have to ask him like would he be down? He’s been he’s been kind of doing his doing other things, which I understand because the Dbacks haven’t been very good. Not really a streamw worthy team. So, it’ll be Rokio Quan and I assume David Fry here in the top of the ninth. Back to the sixth inning. Of course, he got the big hit that scored two runs and that almost didn’t even happen. Pedas almost robbed him of a two RBI hit. And that’s been it so far. See if maybe they could add another run or two just to give class A some more uh a cushion. So, another new pitcher in the game for the Astros. It’s Ort, of course. Two sack punts before the two RBI hit. Rare success for Brian, too. I like to kind of get on his ass about how ass he is, but he’s actually not horrible when he wants to be, which is so weird. He could be so good if he just locked in, right? Caleb Ort 25 games, one and one and one, 570 RA, 23 and 23 innings, 13 walks, 22ks, and a 220 opponent average. Here’s the 1-1 outside 2-1. Gardians haven’t won since the Blue Jays series, which was almost two weeks ago. It’s crazy. 2-1. Hi. 3-1. You want pitch to Rokio? Fly ball. And here comes Traml to make the catch. One down. Houston will win this game in the ninth. You sure about that? I mean, I can’t trust freaking class A, but I wouldn’t be surprised. You would just chalk it up as another classic Guardians loss. Steven Quan RBI single in a run. one for four, six homers, 29 RBI’s this year for the for the left fielder allstar. 0 for one. Oh, 01 count. One for four. Here’s the 01 coming to Quan. Pitch. Hi, Bowwin. One one. Ooh, up high. Made the catcher almost have to get out of his stance to get that. Ro looking at the tablet. 2-1 for Quan pitch strike just not even swinging of course Alec Thomas at the plate for the diamond bags against you Darvish you there’s Steven vote two pitch hi ball three he’s going to get him looking here isn’t He’s going to throw it like a pitch that’s going to come back over the plate and Quan’s just going to stare at it. Here’s the payoff pitch to Quan. The pitch. Yep. One of them up. I knew it. Saw that coming. Like, come on, dude. Follow it off or something. Damn. Six paths of paint. Any chance for a Houston comeback? Of course, especially with this godforsaken team. Tim can barely freaking hold a damn lead these days. Here’s David Fry trying to collect uh pop outs apparently. 0 for four. Foul swinging a miss. He’s honestly been stinky ever since he came back. 138 average, two homers, four RBI’s for David Fry. I think he’s been back for over a month now around there. Pitch outside. Like you’re on a full count. Anything that looks close to the plate, you try to foul that sucker off. I’m not going to yell at you for fouling off a pitch like that. That’s close. Can’t let the umpire dictate it. Come on now. One-1 strike, man. This this team used to be aggressive at the bas the bases too. Here’s the one two count for fry. Oh, violation on like the second violation on a Houston pitcher today. Two two count for two [ __ ] ball full count. See if he can get on base for Jamm. Give him a chance here. And it would be nice for David Fry to get on base. Give Jay Ram a chance. Had a three-run homer earlier. Pitch and Fry highf fly ball. Ding left near the wall. And he made the catch. I couldn’t really see it cuz it was in the corner. What? Man, I thought he caught that ball, dude. What the heck was the cameraman on? I didn’t even Did the ball like go over the tracks or something? The way they had that thing going? Thought he caught it. Got to see the replay of that. That’s crazy. Solo shot for David Fry. And that that I’ll take that all day long. Of course, man. That ruined it, man. Okay, here’s the uh thing. So, he crushed it. I’m thinking it’s a flyyou, right? Where’d it go? Oh, I see it. It’s up there. Okay. It’s over the It’s up in the boxes. Okay. I didn’t even see that up there. Okay. Freaking cameraman was following Traml. Made me think he caught it. And again, there’s that little corner. I didn’t even see the ball man in the boxes. I’m sorry, guys. I’m That sucked as a call, but I didn’t even see it. Great camera work, [ __ ] Foul. I’ll take that all day long. Thank you very much. I say David Fry been stinky. He’s like, “Oh, I’ve been stinky.” Okay, watch this, [ __ ] That’s huge, though. How about another day? Uh JMet one two pitch ball. Today is Friday in California. Oh that that’s why. Okay. He was pissed. I was like where’s the where’ the ball even go? I thought he might have caught it somehow. Didn’t even think about his reaction. Pitch grounder. Whoa. Oh, what the heck kind of a throw is that? But he got him. And now we go to the ninth. Bottom of the ninth coming up. Oh, I didn’t even realize. There we go. Wow. We actually scored an insurance run. I can’t believe it. I can’t believe it. Wow. I’m shocked. I am legit shocked. Internet’s going to flop. Classic. Internet’s going to flop. Classic. Man, I thought I lowkey flopped that freaking home run call. My god. Wow. First time we’re pitching with the lead in uh a while, right? Come on, phone. Why you freeze on me? Damn it. Piece of crap. Let’s see what the Guardians do here. Bottom nine coming up. Uh, today is Friday in California, but there’s the last inning from Gatis. Quick one, two, three inning. Beautiful stuff out of him. Guardians are just three outs away from their first win in almost two weeks. They haven’t won since they beat the Blue Jays and extras. Austin Henes has come in to face for Bon Naylor. Thank you, Steven. Learned your lesson from yesterday. Thank you. First pitch is way inside. At least he learned his lesson this time. 389 games, 4-2 record, 329 RA, 18 of 22 save opportunities, 38 in the third innings, 10 walks. Not too bad for Emanuel. Fly ball to Keratini. He’s two for three. Fouls it off. One-1 count. He homered last time up to cut the lead to six to five. Here’s the one one to Keratini. Pitch chopper foul. Cameraman not even bothering to follow the pitch where the ball went. Production crew sleeping. I know it’s late, but it’s only like 9:40 or something in Houston, isn’t it? In Texas, isn’t it like an hour behind us out in the Eastern time zone? Should be like what? 9:40 something out there. Shouldn’t be this. They shouldn’t be sleeping this early. Here’s the one two [ __ ] ball. Dude, stop pitching inside to him like that, bro. I mean, unless you’re trying to get him to jam him. I want to walk him, bro. Come on. You too. Off. This is one of those annoying ass hitters that just you can’t really seem to get out, especially for the Guardians. I think he actually walked us off last year. I want to say against Gatis an extra pitch chopper toan throws over. Got him. One down. Here’s Hmel. Yeah, it’s funny. Really? I was talking about David Fry sending him down a little bit or not starting him up here, swinging a miss to humble. Whoa, deep ass voice crack. Holy crap. Damn. 01 pitch straight quick 02. Here’s the O2 from class A, brother. Come on, serious [ __ ] F it off. Loser ass umpire, dude. One, two. Pitch. Oh, tutu. Two. Chopper goes to second. Schne throws him out. Two down in the ninth inning. And the Guardians are just one out away from their first win in almost two weeks. some treml inside ball one. I don’t know why my internet is so slow today. All of a sudden, it just slowed down like crazy. Pitch Chopper to second. And for the first time in two weeks almost, the Guardians have won a baseball game. Wow. Yeah. It took them almost two full weeks, but after losing 10 in a row, the Guardians are back in the win column as they defeat the Houston Astros 7 to five. They were up four nothing at one point and um Handler Bobby blew it, but then the offense just never stopped. Hang on. All right. So, while that’s cooking up, as you see Steven vote, I’m sure that’s going to be a happy clubhouse tonight. Maybe they’ll have a little water shower like we won a game. Ah, yeah. Bobby sucks butt. But hey, we still won. We won a game and it’s against the Astros. Who just swept the Dodgers? Yay! We won a game and beat the Astros. Cheaters. Haha. Frauds. No, I’m just joking. I’m not frauds. They’re just injured, that’s all. They’re just injured, that’s all. But all right, guys. I pull up the uh stats here. On your way out, be sure to hit the like button, subscribe, hit the bell, and I’ll be live tomorrow where we go to try to win two in a row. Hey, the win goes to Matt Festa. He’s 2-2, 511 RA. The loss goes to Gordon. He’s 3 and2 with a 476 RA. Class A locks in his 19th save of the year. His first save in what felt like a month. Ah, Guardian, seven runs on 10 hits, no errors. Wow. We won a game without giving up on it, without having any errors, too. Wow. Astros five runs on five hits all were pretty much homers for the most part. Yeah. All the runs were scored pretty much homers. Yep. So, um Yeah. So, we win back in the win column. We’re now 41 and 48. Ooh. And the Astros are now 55 and 36. Like I said, I’ll be live tomorrow for game two. Hunter Brown, I believe, will be on the mound for the Astros. He’s essentially been their bonafide like ace, I guess you could say, right? He’s been one of their better pitchers this year. Obviously with the injuries they’ve dealt with, guys have not been all there, but besides Framer Valdez, I think Hunter Brown’s been their best pitcher. He’s 9 and three with a 182 RA, 126ks. He’ll face Troy Kentio, who’s 1 and0 with a 341 RA and 41ks. We’ll see what happens with Nolan. Hopefully all is well with him. Otherwise, tomorrow could be the debut of maybe Chase the Water or maybe CJ Kay or someone other than that. I don’t know. I don’t know what they’re going to do. I don’t even know. Do they have any other guys like on their 40man that they could bring up? I don’t even know. They have drunk, so I mean they’re not really desperate. Honestly, if they had to put Nolan on the IIL, they might just keep the way, keep it as is, right? Hopefully, they won’t have to, though. That’d be extremely unfortunate if they had to. So, I’m I’m going to look at the 40man roster here and see what outfielders we have. What’s up, be squirrels? Yep, we we finally win a game for the first time in about two weeks now. Not even kidding. So, the only minor leaguer on the 40man roster right now on the outfield is Pety Halpin. That’s it. Because injuries, Lane Thomas and Will Brennan, of course, out. Will’s out for at least the next year or so. And wow, Gallon just got out of a basis loaded super jam. That’s tough. But you know, he’s the only one in the minors. So if no one has to go on the IIL, my guess is PD Halben would be the one to be called up because he wouldn’t require another roster. So that’s pretty much it for that. So yeah, with that being said, guys, I’m going to head out and I will see you all tomorrow for game two of the series. Guardians try to win two in a row, but it’ll be a tough task against Hunter Brown. But it should be fun if the Guardians can go 46 and 49 in the All-Star break. They’ll be all right. Oh, yeah. Cuz see, they’re they go 46 and 49 into the break. And that’ll probably give this front office confidence that they can really get going based off of who they play to start the second half. I mean, they play a lot of mid to bad teams coming out of the break. So, you’re telling me this team’s probably going to be well rested and uh they’re going to be hungry to get back out there, but they got to win these games cuz otherwise they could easily end up going into the break off another long ass losing streak. That would suck so bad. you win today. Uh, no. They’re done. Game’s over. This game is over. So, yeah, they have not won a game in the last time they won a game Wednesday, June 25th. So, if you’re keeping track, Wednesday the 9th would have been the two week anniversary of their last win had they lost tonight and they lose tomorrow. And the crazy, the really sad thing, the thing that pisses me the hell off, if they only had this offense these last couple games, they could have easily been three, six, and you could have been on a six game winning streak. Think about it. They scored four against the Cubs, lost. They scored nothing against the Cubs. They should have. They scored one against the Tigers. They should have They could have probably scored more if they had this many runs. Seven. Literally, seven runs. Wins you. God, one, two. Well, that would have sent the game on the 29th to extras. But they win. They take two out of three against the Jays. you if anything maybe win two out of three against the Cardinals because you beat them on the 27th 7 to five and that game on the 29th would be sent to extras. So, who knows what happens there. And then, uh, you sweep the Cubs. You sweep No, you take two and possibly three out of whatever from the Tigers. Cuz honestly, if you scored seven in regulation in regular in non extra innings, you smoked the Tigers in that last game, they wouldn’t even need to go to extras cuz remember it was one it was 1-1 going into extras. So we score seven. You mean to tell me we win that game freaking seven to one? Whatever. That’s freaking nuts, man. But let’s let’s keep it going tomorrow. Let’s give Kent Tio this amount of run support. You have a crown. Yeah, it’s this weird thing with like top fans. It’s pretty cool. I could look at it and it says Mick is number one. I’m number one. Hemp number two. It’s from the stream. It’s not overall. It’s from the stream. That’s pretty cool though. But yeah, I I’ll see you guys tomorrow for game two. And hopefully the Guardians can build off this because I’m telling you, if they can at least take two out of three against Houston, oo baby, we got the weak ass White Socks coming up. Now, I say that knowing my team is ass, but dude, they have a bonafide AAA pitching staff. These guys would be right at home, right? We swept them the first time we played him at home. Our freaking AAA ass lineup would should feel right at home facing their pitching staff. Except for Savale, but he ain’t like what he used to be, right? I mean, after all, last time we faced Gordon in Cleveland, we couldn’t touch him. This time around, they scored four. And in most cases, in the years past, four would have been enough. But Tanner is extremely unserious for some dumb reason. And I tell you, he needs to lock the in because my god, he pisses me off. Oh my god. He’s just lucky we got extra run support today. So Oh, Josh Naylor go yard. Yes, he did. Look at that. Josh Naylor just went yard two-run shot off of Matt Sui. So yeah, guys, with that being said, I will see you all tomorrow. Have a good rest of your night and uh let’s go win two in a row. That’d be fun. That’s what you call a winning streak. Okay, guys. See y’all tomorrow. I’m Crazy Dog. Let’s go, Guardians. And for the first time in almost two weeks, I can go to bed happy tonight. Yeah, we won a game. Woo! Let’s do it again. Let’s win two in a row. Bye-bye. Yeah. I was just going to say this is what winning feels like. Never felt like this in one. You realize it’s been over two weeks plus since we’ve won a game in my inning. That’s it. Bye-bye.
