The Guardians try to snap out of their 5 game losing streak as they face the Cubs in the 2nd game of a 3 game series as Tanner Bibee takes the mound against Shota Imanaga!
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I think we are good to go here. Okay, microphone is working. Let’s see if uh we’re good on YouTube Studio. Looks like we’re good. Okay, just got to wait for it to show up. Hey, notification went out. What’s up everybody? Sorry I’m late. Literally, I was setting up to go live and my internet went out for a brief little time, but we’re here as Tucker to center field. Lane Thomas settles underneath it for out number two. Out number one was made by Anna Martinez who threw to first from the seat of his pants. But real quick, of course, got to do the intro. What’s going on everybody? Crazy dog back with another Cleveland Guardians live stream as we got the Cubs and the Guardians meeting in the friendly confines. That is Wrigleyfield. Sea Suzuki dhing batting third 858 OPS 258 average outside ball one. The rest of the lineup for the Cubs, of course, leading off, left fielder Ian Hap batting second, right fielder Kyle Tucker batting third as we know, Seya Suzuki, dhing batting fourth, center fielder, Pete Crow Armstrong, batting fifth, shortstop, Dansby Swanson. Batting sixth, first baseman, Michael Bush. You know the commercial. Yeah. Batting seventh, catcher in the squat, Carson Kelly. Batting eighth, pitch strike. Batting eighth, second baseman, Nicoer, batting ninth. Third baseman, Matt Shaw. Guardians lineup is practically the same. No changes really. I’ll get into that uh next half inning, of course. Pitch, fouled off. Yeah. Leading off for the Guardians was uh left fielder Steven Quan as always betting second DH David Fry betting third. Third baseman José Ramirez batting fourth. First baseman Carlos Santana batting fifth center fielder Lane Thomas batting sixth. Right fielder Nolan Jones and there’s a ball for count for Suzuki batting sixth. Nolan Jones batting seventh. Second baseman Anna Martinez batting eighth in the squat behind home plate calling the shots as he walks Suzuki. Batting eighth is Austin Hedges in the squat. Batting nine at that shorts stop making his return last night after the injury to Arius. It’s Brian Rokio on the mound for the Guardians is of course Tana Bby. And for the Cubs is Short Imanaga. All right. What’s up Rays? What’s going on everybody? So we’re all caught up now. Pitch ain’t going to miss to PCA. He’s been on a tear lately. Pete Crow Armstrong, I believe, was a former Mets prospect. The Mets uh sent him to Chicago for Jav Bayz, I believe. Never forget when that happened. one outside. Yeah. Sorry I’m a little late. I only missed a half inning. Not like I missed anything, but of course, uh, like I said, my I was setting up the stream. My internet went for like a quick second, but we’re here. Here’s the one one the going to miss. What happened to David Fry? I don’t know. You could say he’s kind of fried. Looks like he did before last year. Well, he was practically unplayable. One, two, count to PCA. The pitch inside, got away, throw second, and he’s safe. You know what’s funny about the game last night? There was an inning early on. Gavin Williams did not record a put out. He did three outs, but not the conventional way. The first out came via wild pitch where the ball ricocheted and bounced off the bricks behind home plate in the back stop and they got the runner out of third coming home. Tried to score and then backto back pickoff moves. Two two to PCA. The pitch outside. This team is so futile. It’s not even feeble. It’s futile. It’s ass. It’s almost unwatchable. Can’t believe they actually have us on ESPN. A payoff pitch. Dang. Miss struck him. We’re gonna need Tanner to like look today because the way I see it, if we give up one run, it’s over. That’s just the way our offense is. Do you know what’s really sad? The Guardians are the definition of fermented booty bouty. They whole ass. But yet, we’re still in second place in the division. What the hell happened to the Central this year? The Tigers are 12 and a half games ahead of us and we’re in second. You’re a Tiger fan. Sure, I have some Detroit fans that follow me, right? They’re mainly Lions fans that, you know, come around during, you know, football season. But yeah, the Tigers might win the division, barring some historic collapse, which you never know in baseball these days. They might win this division by August. By middle of August. Oh my god. What really kills me about the Guardians, they refuse to get better. Like if you Chris Antonetti, right, you’re the GM, right? You call the shots. You decide who comes up and who goes down, right? You manage the roster. Come on. How could you seriously sit in your suite or wherever watch this garbage ass team and think, “Yeah, we’re good. Yep, we’re good. Oh, we’re fine.” We will score two runs at most. And if we do, it’s going to be in one inning. We don’t like to score in multiple innings. It’s been over a week since we’ve scored more than one run in in different innings. You have to forget that Cardinal game. We scored six runs in one inning and still lost. Shota swing and a ball ding. Gone off. Ding tong for Carlo Santana. And ladies and gentlemen, the Guardians have the lead. Is that legal? I think it might be. Now, can they keep it? You know what? He has a bigger test. Score more runs. Did it do Carlos? His 10th home run of the year. First pitch he sees from the lefty Immanaga. Hits it almost into the basket. I think it dinkked off the wall there. And here’s Lane Thomas basket to back home runs for the Cleveland Guardians. Two nothing Guardians. Keep doing that. Keep going. It’s a home run derby. Screw it. Score 17 runs in this inning and we’d still blow it. It’s so true. Oh my god. I got a tweet about it. Holy crap. Back to back ding dongs. Wow. Wow. Pitch high ball to Nolan Jones. Oh, sorry guys. my scoreboard. Uh I have keyboard shortcuts on so it um my whenever I type my scoreboard goes oh and reacted. He boonked him on the wrist. He boonked him on the wrist. So he’ll be going to first base. Never forget guys, was it last year I did the Mets and Cubs game when I Managa started and the Mets beat his ass. Like they pushed him. So hopefully Nolan’s all right. It’s funny. I was like, “Oh yeah, you know, if you’re uh Chris Antonetti and you’re sitting back watching this garbage ass team, how could you seriously think this is fine? Oh, we’re never going to see the reinforcements now. I wonder if they’re going to look at that. They might look at that. Honestly, look at that. 40 and 43. 12 and a half out of first. Okay, so they’re not looking at it. Here’s San Martinez. I’m Okay. Well, backto back jacks by Los and Lane Thomas. Wow. Yeah, the land train is definitely back in town. Woo! Woo, baby. Woo! Woo! Spoke our two runs into existence. That’s it for the evening probably. Here’s the pitch to Martinez. And Martinez I think won and missed. Beautiful day in Chicago, the north side. So funny because literally they’re on opposite the south and the north. The north and southsiders are on the exact opposite in terms of the standings and their respective divisions. Here’s the one two and he freaking stumbles around, pops it out of play. Of course, the Cubs are first in the NL Central. The White Socks are far and away last in the AL Central. Completely opposite situations. This is crazy. Now if you ever was sitting there watching this garbage garbage garbage has the pitch and outside ball. Should the Warriors sign Al Horford because DeAndre Aton sign with the Lakers? I mean that would be good for them. He can shoot it but he’s old as hell and I don’t know how much more he has left. He’s kind of on defense. You’d just I mean I don’t know if he’d be good as a starting center though. string and a miss like a bum. See you later, Annel Martinez. You scrub. That was a nice catch. That was a nice play you made on defense earlier, though. But you still stink. Oh, that’s great. Oh man, that was fun. There we go. Okay, there we go. All right, here’s the pitch. Hi to Hedges. Austin Hedges. 113 batting average, three homers, four RBI’s on the year for the catcher. all the way today. Uh Jose Ramirez was officially named all-star starter at third base again. Pitch and he found it off. But if you’re just tuning in and you’re wondering where did these runs come from, well um two home runs backto back for uh Carlos Santana and Lane Thomas. Like of course they would do that. Both near the basket area. In the basket pitch, highf fly ball. This might be a No, it’s not trouble at all. Okay. Easy catch for PCA. And that’s two down. Okay. And here comes the new the the guy that just returned yesterday, um Brian Rokio. So, it looks like the Guardians are once again going to have another inning where they score all their runs. But now, can they actually add to that? They have, like I said, it’s been over a week or so, around a week since they’ve scored runs in multiple innings, multiple runs in multiple innings. And he fouls it off. You know, against the Cardinals, they scored six runs in one inning. And it’s crazy because six runs I think was like the third most we’ve scored all month. Uh they all won grounder or short flip and they got him. So backto back home runs and then a hit by a pitch and that was it. Now watch. That’s going to be the only ones we get. Those are going to be the only ones we get. Swear to God. Yeah, I was a little late to the party today because for some reason my internet kind of went out for like a little bit. I restarted my router and it was fine. So, kind of ran into a little glitch, but we’re good. We’re here. Jackson Holiday makes the Allstar. I is it starting? I saw you starting today. Or was that O’Harn? I could have sworn I saw he was start. I’m tripping. I don’t know. Yeah, the Warriors think they’re going to get Al Horford. I always thought Al was definitely a Cavalier until we signed Larry Nance. And I like Larry. All right, guys. I think we’re back. Sorry about that. My internet company must be uh trolling me. Swear to God, it’s not me. Okay, I think we’re back. I think testing testing topos we good let me check well I don’t want to do that testing testing Stephen vote is a bozo vote is a bozo Oh, okay. I think we’re good. All right. All right, I think we’re good. By the way, ice breakers, these things are amazing. No sponsor. So, of course, my internet comes back on just in time to call this uh top of the third hitch. strike to Steven Quan. The Cubs did threaten a little bit in the bottom of the second. Got two runners on, but nothing happened. Pitch and Quan to the left. Playable. And there’s out number one. Yeah, my internet provider must be up the road. And uh they must be fooling with the internet. My internet provider is notorious for this. They will they’ll mess with the internet to fix someone else’s but then in the process ruin mine or whatever. Not saying [ __ ] I’m saying pitch. These things are so amazing though. No sponsor. Yeah, these things are awesome. They just got to hide them, [ __ ] So, I can miss. You know, it really sucks because David Fry is aging up the DH spot while he’s being ass pitch and fly to left and F. It’s gone. Oh my god. That’s It’s hilarious. That is hilarious. He hit it in the basket again. Oh my god. Solo shot for the Guardians. 3 nothing. And they’ve all been to the left side of the to left field. That’s funny. I openly freaking talk crap about him, saying he’s hogging up the uh DH spot being ass. And he does that. Here’s Jose. We scored runs in multiple innings. Wow. Pitch stinging a miss. All right, here’s the O2 coming to Ramirez. 13 home runs on the year. Low ball. Does this mean I have to like sabotage my internet every time the Cubs are up and have it come back on when we’re up? I’m not going to do that because they’re just that’s just wrong. But that would be hilarious. [ __ ] inside must be working on my internet or something up the road. Is a blooper throws out. God, he’s slow. Damn, Jim. I didn’t know you were that slow. Damn, brother. God, were you even running? Why aren’t you running? Uh, so yeah, love to see that, right? We have scored runs in multiple innings. Not too often have we done that lately. There’s the ball in the basket there in the corner and sent to the to left field. Foul early foul. Again, there’s barely any foul territory down the left side at Wrigley. Kind of like what you would see at Fenway. There’s not a lot of foul territory down the left and right side, but hey, you could slip it down there. Uh 01 ground or foul. Of course, Santana went yard his first time up. Wow. Excuse me. Oh, wow. I should just talk crap about everybody. Oh, he’s assing. Home run. And he’s going to right field. And there’s out number three. So, another run scored by a uh David Fry homer, and it’s three nothing Guardians heading to the bottom of the third. Okay. Wow. David Fry Homer, we have scored. Last time we scored when freaking uh auto correct messes me up. scored runs in multiple innings in the same game. Jeez, what the hell? Get out of here. Here we go. It’s been a while. At least a week. All right. Yeah. So, if you’re just tuning in, all three runs for the guards have come via the home run against Shota. And uh so far so good. I just need my internet to lock in here. Like paranoid now. So, I think every minute I’m I’m talking my internet’s gonna go out because it it hasn’t done that to me in a long time, though. Believe it or not, I will say this over like really like last Oh, wait. What? Wow. The Yankees have come back. It’s eight to six bottom five. They were down 7 nothing in like the first inning. Damn. Wow. But yeah, of course they’re going to come back. It’s Jose Bereos. Sup, Jerry? Jerry making making me crazy. All right. All right. So, Tanner Bobby back out for the bottom of the third. He hasn’t pitched with a lead all too often lately, which is nice. He’s getting some legit run support, [ __ ] Crazy. Like, you should have streamed the game last night. I thought about it, but no, I decided not to. 12 home runs, 43 RBI’s for Ian Hap. 0 for one so far today. Here’s the pitch straight. Guardians are only three games out of the wild card. That’s how bad the AL is this year. So, if you’re the Guardians and you think you can make a run, I could see the I could see them making a a trade, but not for a rental. They go make a trade for a guy with term. That’s what I do. Even if you stink the rest of the year, you uh nine home runs in June, careerhigh in any month for Ian Hap. Yep. But uh even if you stink, at least you would have that player next year because again, Lane Thomas is a free agent after this year. I don’t think they’re going to bring him back. Pitch foul off left side. Yeah, Yankees are making a serious comeback. All right, one two pitch coming to Hap. the one two ball tried to get him the fish and didn’t bite on the curveball. There’s Craig Council. Second season as the Cubs manager, nine with Milwaukee. This is his 11th season as a manager. And he hits us to right, but foul. Of course, uh, Wrigley kind of has like a cheat code when it comes to home runs because if you hit it in the basket, that’s a home run. It’s kind of like Angel Stadium. And another foul. The Guardians decided to Well, they’re winning right now. They’re winning for now, Jacob. Still the third inning. A lot of ball to be played. There’s the retired numbers. Flying in the wind. Two two ball again. CJ Kus 3-run home run. Of course. Hey off pitch. Huh? Did he go? No. And a lead off base runner. Come on, Tanner. Falling in love with that curveball, man. You got to try to just dice them up one time. There’s a look at the uh teammates with 17 home runs and 50 RBI’s. PCA, Suzuki, and Tucker for the Cubs, Tigers, Torqulson, and Green. That’s going to be weird for Detroit fans. Their team is actually going to be buyers for the first time in God knows how long. I’m Hamilton has mentioned Chase Delau taking JRod’s spot on the roster like eight times on the radio. That’s hilarious. I know it is very weird. We don’t see this too often. I like it. pitch loops it into right and two straight have reached first and second nobody out. Here we go. Like I said, this lead’s not going to be here for long. Our pitchers get a lead and they forget how to pitch every time. People believe I guess people in this group chat believe that uh Chase the Water could be coming up on Friday. Yeah, coming up for the Tiger series. Imagine he gets his first career hit and home run off the Tigers. Oh, that’d be lit. But facing that pitching staff, Mai’s Scooble Flity. Oh god. All right. Well, here’s a one to Suzuki coming up with PCA on deck. The 10 pitch is a strike. Takes it for a strike. RBI leaders National League, you have Suzuki with 70, Suarez 69. Nice. Pete Alonzo 66, James Wood 65, and PCA 62. Wow. One and he hits it to left and it’s off the Ivy. One-1’s going to score and it’s 3 to one Guardians. This lead is not going to last past this inning. And away we go. This lead is not lasting past this inning. Here we go again with our pitchers crapping down our leg. again. Every damn time we get a pretty good lead, our pitcher forgets how to pitch. It’s probably going to be tied or we’re probably going to be losing after this because feeble. We could literally score 10 runs in an inning and we blow it within a few innings. Here’s PCA. Still nobody out. pitch chopper and they’re going to get nobody out. Hey, Brian, throw the ball to first scrub. You’re going to steal it. Don’t don’t don’t Brian. Throw the ball. Throw the ball to first. That’s how you get runners out. He’s like, “Huh? I’m just going to run with a ball because I have no idea what I’m doing. I know PCA runs fast, but throw the ball. That’s the only way you can get him out, loser.” Hey, and Tanner. Um, why do you all of a sudden decide to start throwing batting practice? We get a lead. Hey, Tanner. Tanner. Can’t even do it. Simeon. 3-1 shot. Damn. And it was TMBB serious for once. That’s all I ask. 40 home runs. 503 503 slugging facing any pitcher for the second time. Can these pitchers keep a damn lead? Tanner, can our pitchers stop Can our pitchers stop crapping down their leg every time they get a lead? I mean, they take a ginormous dinosaursized diarrhea steaming dookie on the mound. Every time they have a lead, they always forget how to freaking pitch. God pissed me off. He was standby Swanson. 0 for one. Sagano is horrible. Finally, he gets a little run support. Forget how to pitch. Pitch ball. He gets too. He’s trying to nibble. Nibble. Nibble. Nibble. Nibble. Nibble. Nibble. Hey, bro. You will eat. Oh, now it’s gone. Take good crap down your leg. If you look real closely, you can see a brown stain forming. Chopper foul. If you look real closely, you can see a brown stain starting to form on his pants. You can see a stream running down his freaking leg because he’s pooping himself. as this is happening. It’s like, can we just have a lead for longer than an inning without giving up response runs? None of our pitchers seem to know how to hold a lead. And then you have Brian Rokio. I’m going to run with the ball because I have no idea what I’m doing. Yeah, Jacob, I did call it because this is what happens. We get a lead and then our pitcher forgets how to pitch. 25 for 29 with stolen bases this season. And he’s probably going to steal 26 right here. Bar still guy Frank. No, I’m not like him. I don’t break stuff. And swing strikes him out. I don’t know what that swing was. My god, Danby. What the heck was that? was fooled and then some. My god, you just don’t get it. These guys could pitch a straight up gem when the game is tied at zero. But my god, the moment we score one, two, or three runs, we freaking forget how to pitch every time. for the first. Oh, he almost got back, but you know, he he didn’t get back, but he almost got him. I know who you’re talking about, Frank Fleming. Yeah, the Mets fan. I know exactly who you’re talking about. Yeah, I don’t know, man. It’s the one. Fouls it off. I’m convinced we could score 17 runs in an inning and by the end of the next inning it’d be 181 17 the opponent. The opponent would score 18 runs. You know something? It’s always a freaking walk that starts it off. Come on Tana, grab a pair of balls and freaking just start striking people out and force yourself on these bums. on these dudes. Pitch, chopper, foul. I’ll take a double play right here. It’ll be tough because PCA’s on first and he can steal like nothing. Just better hope the ball doesn’t go to Brian Rokio cuz he’s liable to just hold on to it and just run with it because he’s stupid. Oh, let’s call out Brian Rokio. He’s a bum. One, two. Nope. Two- two. I’ll be shocked if we get out of this inning with the lead. I’ll be shocked. 65 pitches for Tanner Bbeby through three. Matt Festa is probably warming up. That is Steven Vot’s go-to guy in these situations. Here’s the two tune bush pitch. Wow. Sham God. Sham Godes to Orlando from Dallas. The um player development specialist. 25 pitches this inning alone. My god. Here’s the payoff. Pitch to Bush. Throw first. Got back in time. PCA is going to steal second right here. Or this dude by gonna throw another damn curveball and it’s gonna the dude’s just gonna sm be a bases loaded and off pitch bang and a miss. Struck him out. Okay, just one more. But of course PCA does steal like I figured he would. It’s the fourth strike out of the night for Tanner, but he’s had 67 pitches. I just wish this team could just be serious for once. They’re not. They are not serious in any way. 26 stolen bases. Ball one. This is Carson Kelly who walked last time out. Three-2 Guardians, nine homers, 29 RBI’s for Carson Kelly. He walked his last time up. 267 batting average 855 OP. All right, here’s the 10 to Kelly. um pitch. He’s going to be like almost 80 pitches by fourth inning. We’re going to get a nice hearty dose of Matthew Festa. Yay. Oh, we could even get some Jacob Junice, too. The two to Kelly the [ __ ] Oh, there’s a strike. I just need Tanner to get me through five somehow, which she’s probably not going to be able to do. This team kills me. I swear they do. All right, 2-1 coming to Kelly. Infield better be on their toes, [ __ ] Fly ball, fouls it off. These guys better be on their freaking toes. That’s all I’m going to say. All right. Beautiful day in Chicago. Joe, John Shiani, Chris Burke, and Cal Peterson on the call for this one. This is essentially what, like the B team or whatever for ESPN baseball, the Wednesday Night Crew. Here’s the two to Kelly the pitch. And he fouls it off again. Well, rerack them. Reset. Reset. The heck was that? That’s me. That’s a very excited kid. Like, hey, the the little brother’s like, “Yo, watch the game camera.” Did he go? Yes, he did. Stick him out. And somehow someway, Tanner Bbeby weasles his way, only giving up two runs. I would have preferred not giving up any. You know how that is. Now, how about we score some more? You mean to tell me you want the Guardians to score runs in backto back innings and again? Yeah. Can they do that? Is that legal? I don’t know if that’s legal. I didn’t think scoring runs in backto back innings was legal, but I guess it is. This team sucks, dude. Oh my god. You know, so soft season should have seen this coming. Should have seen this coming because you look at what we did in the off season. We signed a lot of mid, a lot of mid re mostly pitching. We heavily addressed pitching for whatever reason. I get right. I get it. You know, you need to address your pitching staff, fortify the rotation, maybe get some bullpen pieces. You are missing quite a few arms. You know, you you spend a lot of money on Paul Seald and Jacob Judas. But then it’s like you look at our lineup and it’s the same damn lineup from last year pretty much. The only change or changes obviously uh Josh Naylor got traded and then they immediately signed Carlos Santana who has been good mind you. He’s been solid gold glove caliber I think. And they uh traded Tyler Freeman for Nolan Jones, which again I kind of understand. Tyler Freeman was playing at a position where it’s kind of a log jam. He probably wasn’t going to play if at all. So I understand it. All right. Nolan Jones has been all right. He been good. Especially lately. Yeah. He starts the ending like that and then mows down. Dudes on strikeouts like Okay. Yankees were down eight nothing. Oh, eight nothing in the fourth and they got six wins in the fifth. Wow, now it’s seven eight to seven. Damn. Probably, Jacob. I’ll probably stream at least one of those games. Let’s see what the matchups are. Actually, if Chase the Water comes up like some people are saying, here’s Lane Thomas against Short Liner foul. All the uh runs by the Guardians were scored via the long ball. Back-to-back dongs from Santana and Thomas. And then last inning we saw freaking David Fry after I called him ass. He hit a homer. Hitch swing and a miss. But now we’re probably not going to score anymore. Three home runs in first three innings for first time since September 26, 2023 versus the Reds. Pitch is high like a freaking demented chicken and he fouls it off and not a play again. There’s not a whole lot of foul territory there, but there is him in the last his last time up or his first time up headed into the basket area just like a chicken. Scored in two straight innings. Two of previous 46 pitch. That was it off. Yeah, he scored two the previous 46 innings. That’s a lot of goose eggs. Damn. Grounder fell. I remember one of these was the 61 outburst against St. Louis. Putrid and you say putrid two to lane. Ah low. Good job. Full count. Let’s see if Lane can get on base here. Maybe give Nolan Jones another base runner. Here’s the payoff. Swinging a miss. Of course, he couldn’t cuz he’s I heard JR made the All-Star team. Yes, he did. He did. I mean, of course, Steven Quan did too, I believe. But he’ll probably he’ll be a reserve. Pretty sure. Well, he probably will. God, four to damn a grand salami for uh right here’s the pitch to Jones. Hi Bowwin. Even ESPN broadcast is talking about Chase Delotter. Dude, Delotter has to come up by Friday. If he doesn’t, Guardians fans are literally going to find Antonetti, tie him to a chair, and force him to make the move. Tie him to a chair and freaking say you will bring up Chase the water. I’ll tickle you endlessly. There’s a look at the NL Central standings. Brewers, Cardinals, and even the Reds are still in the hunt. Pitch side Cororo for finals MVP when Bulls make the championship in five to six years. Now, I don’t know when I don’t even think he’ll be with the Bulls in five to six years. Strike. No, we’re not going to score the rest of the game. I already know it. You know what? Pop one of these. Relax. They’re ice breakers, you freak. Pitch. Oh, Damian Lillard will join the Warriors. I’m guessing that’s your prediction. And he found it off. Jones pops it up to left. Out number two. National player to watch. Yeah. Oh, it’s just a prediction. Okay. I don’t see I don’t see LeBron coming back. We don’t have the money unless he comes on the vet minimum. And I don’t think he’ll do that. Here’s the pitch to Martinez. Is a strike. swinging a miss. These dudes don’t even look like they belong in the major leagues, dude. I swear to God. Hey, these ice breaker things are amazing. Oh my god, I’m addicted. pitch flounder to third throws and he’s got him. Guardians go one, two, three. Oh, come on. Damn it. There we go. Bottom four coming up. Imagine if LeBron ended his career with a three Pete on the Cavs to finish with seven championships. I don’t think he plays that long. I think he most at most plays maybe two years. That would only happen if the Cavs landed a big market name Haiti Leonard Giannis. We have Donovan Mitchell. He’s kind of a big market name. But um you do know that to acquire any of those guys you mentioned, you could probably get them for the minimum this year, but yeah. You’d need to like trade a lot of your team to get Giannis. And I don’t think uh we’re a team that got our entire roster for one guy. Oh, one Breuro had a grand slam. Wow, they are stomping on Toledo right now, man. The Detroit minor league team. That’s funny. That’s funny. Mirror secures mo second most all-star selections seven in club history behind Bob Feller’s eight. Wow. All right. First pitch is a strike. Here’s the 01. One- one count to Her pitch last time up pitch straight. Everyone on Twitter was saying LeBron was wearing the welcome home. Yeah, he was doing he was doing a golf outing I guess out doing some golfing and he was wearing a hat. says, “Welcome home, Hunter.” I don’t know. You know how he is. One, two to her. The pitch and he fouls it off. Of course, I remember with Nicoer. I believe he was acquired by the Cubs from the White Socks when I was streaming a couple years ago. the trade deadline outside 22. Who will hit a home run first for the Cubs? That predict Swanson. So, you think they’re going to hit a home run? I’m going to say nobody tonight. I think somehow we keep the ball in the yard. Somehow, and a high five might be a little tough play. Martinez is there to make the catch. One down. Hey, one thing. These ice breakers, man, they feel so good. Like when you got like a bad taste in your mouth, you know? They’re pretty damn good. Yeah. Nicks hired Mike Brown. You didn’t know. I saw that. I was like, “What?” Yeah. Um, we were worried that they were going to take Johnny Bryant. Grounder snagged by What the hell was you freaking Oh my god. Can Riddle Infield stop being freaking special? God. They’re like speds, man. They always do the stupidest, dumbest things I’ve ever seen. Was he trying to flip it or something? Now what are they doing? What are they talking about here? Like he was trying to flip it. He snagged it. He tried to flip it to Rokio and this bum is just like, “Huh? Was that for me? Huh? Huh?” Oh, you could have got him. Oh, they almost No, I don’t think he was safe. Only it worked if he was making a run towards second. Hit the bag. He didn’t hit the bag. He did not hit the bag. He did not hit the freaking bag. He stepped in front. I don’t think he touched the bag. I don’t know if they’re looking at it or what. Oh no, they’re not looking. They’re not looking at it. He must have just barely tiptoed on it or something. I thought they were going to look at that. Are they looking at it? They must be. Oh, because they’re not looking at it. All right. Oh, that’s why because I think they were just tossing the ball around and Duo the first and he wasn’t on the bag. That’s what they were doing. Okay. Special needs. That’s That’s a way to put it. Yeah, they’re special needs for sure. They have an IQ. Our middle infield is has an IQ of zero. He does the 10 to Heap. Swing and a miss. It’s funny. You got two elite corner infielders and the middle infield’s like a bunch of like two kids that have never played baseball before. I’m not going to get mad at Anna Martinez. He tried to make a a good play, but Roio was just standing there. Huh? Strike. He’s like, “Is that for me? Is that for me? Hey, I freaking hate Gio, dude. I forgot how much I hated this dude. Oh my god. One, two, and a half. Ah, pitch ball. I literally forgot how much I hated Brian Rokio. I would rather see them call up Juan Breurto and move Anna Martinez to short for the time being. Juan won’t play short and then just send Rokio to the shadow route. The 22 ball three. Oh my god. Now this dude’s going to go. Oh my god. Stop playing scared, you freaking bum. Nibble, nibble, nibble. 37 balls, 48 strikes, 85 pitches. Just get me through the at least to the fifth. Sit up and out of play. Honor Brown is having a historic season. Yeah. From the Astros. Yeah. And I got a ball, man. I got a foul ball. Look at me. I’m a frat boy in Chicago. Here’s the payoff pitch. Throw to first. Oh, he almost got him, but he got back in time. He He’ll be lucky to go five. I’m for almost time for Matt Festa. Stolen bases on the season. 10 of 12. Here’s the payoff pitch to have. Come on, Bobby. You bum. First got back in time again. Now we know he’s definitely going to run. Now 101 stolen bases, second most in the MLB behind Tampa. God payoff pitch. His were taking off. Ball four. Hanner, dude, you’re supposed Hanner gets so freaking like scared and he starts nibble nibble nibble n he doesn’t attack to strike something at all sometimes. He plays scared. He’s too busy trying to Picasso and you know like these guys like just blowing past him. God, there’s Kyle Tucker strike. His arm’s going to freaking caused us to blow this damn lead. I swear, dude. We gave him an extension and he decides to pitch like ass. It’s like an extension curse for us. Nobody’s staring in the bullpen as of yet. Classic vote. Here’s the 01. Grounder throws the second and they will only get one, but there’s two down runners at the corners. The ball was maybe hit a little bit harder. I think they could have got it. Yeah, that thing was to mention Roku was got to be the slowest thrower ever. My god. He go. That’s what he is. It’s like Baywatch in baseball. That’s him throwing a baseball. Uh, slow-mo. God. Then you got Arius. Yeah, he stinks, but he can at least play the field a little bit. Suzuki strike. He’s one for one. Hy run at third. Hannah’s at 90 pitches. and knowing um Stephen, he’s gonna try to squeeze at least five innings out of Tanner. If he gets out of this 01 and he throws it off 02, one pitch away from getting out of this 71 RBI’s 74 is his careerhigh. Look out. He’s three away from his careerh high in RBI’s. Pitch. Oh, he almost wanted to chase it, but does that get his name upside down? What the hell does it say? How did he upside down like that? Haven’t seen that before. What’s up? It’s just a one two pitch. Smart it off. This might honestly be Tener’s last inning. So, guess what, guys? If it is, Matthew Fesa again, cuz that’s his guy for these situations. Here’s the one two pitch again. 20 pitches this inning for Tanner. He doesn’t know what a clean inning is besides the first. The one two the pitch and runner steel second again. So, base hit scores two and gives him the lead here. Base hit scores two. Kal Tucker’s 21 of 22 on stolen bases. God, these guys are aggressive when stealing. My god, every time they show a stat about that, it’s like insanely large numbers. I think we have like 30 40ome as a team, mostly from Jose. Here’s the tutu. It’s the freaking Oh my god. And it’s four to three Cubs because my shorts stop is literally the worst player I’ve ever seen. Oh my god. Shoved up a ground ball that to any other shortstop in the league is a routine. Field it and throw over. Innings over. But not for Brian Moi. Slow. God, this dude sucks. Off the glove. I say Arius stinks, but at least Arius would at least make a probably a really good play on it. So, it’s four in the three cups. Poor Tanner. This is so funny. I do have the best reactions. Here’s PCA ball right field and into the ivy. Bum. No, Nolan Jones can’t freaking feel it. And here comes another run thrown to sec. Oh, third. And he’s out. He’s out. Runner scores, but it’s 5-3 Cubs. Yep. Motor scores, but it’s 5-3. Only the Guardians can do this because they freaking stink. Meanwhile, Chris Antonetti is sitting in his suite somewhere counting however many fingers he has in his hands watching highlights of Chase the Lauder mashing in AAA. CJ Kayfus crushing it in AAA. Juan Burrito Grand Slam in AAA. Meanwhile, we get the clowns. My god, dude. If I was the Guardians admin, right, the Twitter profile for the Guardians on the account. If I was the Guardians Twitter account admin, I would hate myself every day because this this poor fella has to watch whatever that is. Ryan Rokio, Nolan Jones, Gabriel Re, David Fry. Meanwhile, in Triple A, you got guys hitting grand slams and home runs left and right. It’s torture. It’s literal. We might not win another game. legit. We might not win another game. Yeah, my internet company must be working on my internet. All right, we back now again. They must be working on it or something. Or maybe it’s just having a spasm and there’s a grounder foul. I’m pretty sure that’s what’s going I think they’re just uh fixing something or I don’t know cuz my company the company I have doesn’t usually do stuff at night though unless it’s like a power outage pitch or like an outage outage. Of course, the real ones just sit here and watch the buffer monster. Watch me. Uh, look at my frozen face for like an hour. So, Kobe Allen’s in the game, not Matt Festa, believe it or not. Wow. So, is Steven Vote actually going with someone else? Wow. So, he’s not completely punting this game. Grounder, base hit. Of course, last night updating firmware. They may be updating something. I don’t know. But you think they would like let us know. It’s 97 Toronto. And then Aaron Judge ties the game. Held out by Amazing Talent. Damn. 13 hits. Sheesh. Wow. Here’s Michael Bush. Strike. Open up my door a little bit. Let the uh signal come through. I’m going to let the signal in. I found out when I closed my door, my signal gets. So, I’m going to leave it open. But, if you’ve noticed, the Guardians have I think like what three hits. All three left the art. They have not gotten a base hit yet. No, the Guardians were like, “Hey guys, we scored in multiple innings. You happy now? That’s all we’re going to do. We’re not going to score again tonight.” I bet you. Here’s the O2 the bush ball. And yes, I’m going to do that probably every time because that’s that commercial, right? The dude’s like in the middle of the woods. He’s lost and he goes and he opens a bush and it just goes the one two pitch round first pitch ball. Like when our pitchers just get so scared and they start just throwing nowhere near the strike zone versus lefties. Michael Bush has 105 batting average, two RBI’s against righty’s 309,4 and 48 22. I’ll ring them up. It’s the first time I think we rung up a batter in how long now? This team just sucks so bad. This team just sucks. It’s god awful. They really brought back this freaking loser, dude. I remember when we had a really good shortstop ball, man. Rochio, I mean, I just don’t even understand it. Rokio sucks. You guys know my feelings towards him. Legit [ __ ] ball sex with Tanac cuz he was looking like he was going to get out of it. The Ozo boy couldn’t freaking just feel the routine grounder again. He’s got lead feet so he can barely run. Pitch ball. Uh 3 0. I don’t think I’ve ever been this pissed off at a team of mine. Three ball for not not even throwing a strike to Carson Kelly. He is mortified at Carson Kelly. Oh my god. He’s the boogeyman. Kobe Allard just he No, don’t hurt me. No, please no. Freaking feeble ass team all over everywhere. Feeble. Everything about this team is feeble. Get your ass. Betting stinks. Fouls are off. Nico her. Here’s the O2. Her pitch swung up high and struck him out. two down. What’s up, Rays? So, uh, two on, two out. Got a parlay Astros minus one and a half, Dodgers minus one and a half, and 100 pound 8Ks. I mean, that’s your thing. Do what you want. What do you think? I’m not going to say cash out and then have something really big happen. 13- nothing Columbus Clippers. God, we could use that offense. I know TripleA pitching sucks, but damn. And he fouls it off. I know AAA pitching kind of stinks these days, but still top fifth, one out. Oh wow. 02 count for Shaw the nine hitter. One for two. The O2 checks the runner pitch. Ground or foul. honestly think someone said on the Twitter like, “Yeah, I agree. Arius probably turns that.” Aras legit turns that he he would make an insane ass play. Fielding coming over to get it and then he’ll throw first and pops it up. Might be a tough play. Let’s see here. And Martinez makes a catch. No problem. And we get out of it. We go to the top of the sixth down 5-3. But you know, this offense, they ain’t known to uh score more than a couple runs after a while. They usually just turtle up and do nothing the rest of the game. We’ll see if things are different now, right? Would this starting five win a ring with ease? Who’s it? Walker Kesler, Lonzo Donovan, LeBron Mobley, and Kesler from the Jazz. Ah, I’m not gutting my half my team damn near like the core for 40-year-old LeBron just the way it is. Wow. Casino gives you a cash out the race or house edge. No more cashing out allow for me anymore. Trust the Astros. Yeah, you got to believe in the Astros. You just got to believe. Short to Ianaga. Five innings, three hits, three runs, all three via the long ball, which is kind of h it’s funny, but it’s just like, wow. Okay. Oh my god. Pitch that was swung and missed. This race fan has a hat with part of the like cap missing like what the Tropicana field looks like or look like. Pitch low ball. Imanaga has retired eight straight batters. Of course, the only balls that were hit left the yard for the Guardians. uh pitch. Of course, David Fry actually hit the last home run that got us a three- 0 lead. But as we know with this god awful team, no lead is ever safe, especially now. pitch. Oh, inside 3-1 count. Let’s see if Fry can get on base here. The 3-1 fouls it off the catcher’s mask. Oh, he’s 100% striking out here. He is 100% striking out here. You know he is. Everybody knows he is. He’s going to strike out right here. Grounder. Oh my god. It’s a base hit. Wow. A base hit. We hit a ball to the field. Yeah. It didn’t go out of the park, but we got a base hit. Oh my god. It’s a base hit. How about that? A leadoff base hit for the Guardians. Oh no, we suck again. Here’s J Ram. Normally our most dangerous hitter. He’s kind of due for a home run, especially now. I’m not even biting my nails. I’m just sitting here with my knuckles like this. 55 OPS, 303 batting average, 13 homers, 38 RBI’s for JRM. 0 for two tonight. One over to Ramirez. The no pops it up. My god, dude. Stop popping every damn pitch up, dude. God, here comes three straight outs. I already know how this goes. Three straight outs. Jose checked out. That’s funny. He’s not locked in. Oh, they’re Okay, so they’re taking him in a knockout. 81 pitches and his night is over. So, five and a3 innings, three runs allowed, only four hits for a short. I think he’s still coming back from an injury, so they got to be careful with him. But yeah, say you could just tell he is just out of it. He’s not. Why should he be locked in? This team stinks. He’s also probably trying to be the guy to do everything cuz he has to. John Kenzie Noel hit a ball 447 feet. Wow. Like I said, he’s a good hitter. He says he wasn’t playing much here. If our lefty mashers are actually going to start mashing lefties, things could actually start turning around. I know, right? Get in that film room and start watching the Zenjrunisk tape. Oh, he’s talking about Yeah. How to work with LeBron. Zendrunz or Gausskus was like amazing. Fun fact, I actually saw and met or lowkey met Z one time. Of course, I didn’t really talk to him a lot. I just saw him. I wanted to talk to him, but had a lot of people around him and he was uh very preoccupied. It was cool to see him though. He’s tall. Here’s Carlos Santana against the righty pitch and he hits this one to shallow and caught for out number two. First pitch he sees, of course. Here’s Ryan Presley. 366 ERA, 32 innings, 15% K rate, 9% walk rate. MLB average K rate is 22 and 8% walk rate is the average home RA of 563. Pitch, first pitch is a ball to Thomas. This team is feeble. So, literally, there could be a pitcher with a 100 erra who throws batting practice and we would make him look like an ace. Here’s the one ball. Two count. Imanaga. Five and a third innings, four hits, three runs, four Ks, no walks. Retired nine of his last 10 batters since the Fry home run. Tumo, don’t you? No. And again, the guy that essentially got the last hit was Fry. So Fry has two hits tonight. Pretty impressive. If he stars hitting, watch out. Three out Thomas runner on first. The pitch. High ball for her. Oh boy. So Lane Thomas will take first and Nolan Jones will come to the dish. Now you’d have to wonder next time we come to the they come to the dish. You might see Kyle come in at some point for David Fry. And I’m I I would honestly put Shane in for Rokio. I would hit Nolan Jones played appearance with runner in scoring position pitch strike. Too bad everybody else was feeble in this in this inning. Especially Jose. He’s pissing me off cuz I have him in fantasy. Wow. here. Here’s the 01. And Jones to left, but not quite to the wall. And that’s out number three. He He went hopper with that. If he would have probably pulled it. Oh, I hope he didn’t hurt himself. He’s kind of limping. Hold something on that swing. You know what’s funny? If, god forbid, Nolan did hurt himself, which would be such a Guardians thing to happen, you already know who they’d call up. Nobody. They would just have JRod play right field, right? Because why call up chase the water when you can just simply uh have JR do it. This team just stinks. It’s just the way it is. All right. Wow. Damn. But remember, Rays, this is the Guardians we’re talking about here. We make all the bad pictures look look like aces. All right. So, another uh inning. I think this is Kobe out there still. Yep. It’s from Allard ball to Hap. Oh, strike. Fer off. I place Damn. What’ they do to you? Damn. One, two. Grounder snagged by JRAM. Throws over and they got him. That’s my allar. That’s my freaking Allstar. Jam’s like, “Screw you, Rokio. I got this. bum. I need a backup center for the Cavs still. I mean, you could say Larry is, but you could still go with like a straight up big man to back up Jared. Especially when we’re facing a team with with like multiple bigs, not on the floor at the same time, but like backup big big guys, you know, kind of like what the Knicks have with I mean they the Knicks have three straight up big dudes essentially. I mean damn near seven foot around there, I’m pretty sure. And then of course they have Hartinstein and Robinson. We can have that. Larry could be a great small ball center, but I’d love like a Thomas Bryant or something. Pitch fly ball left field. Quan is there. Nasty catch. Two down. You like Dodgers minus one and a half tonight. Who are they playing? World War leaders since 2016. Judge 58.1, Muki 54.7, Francisco Lindor 53.4 L and Jose 53.1. Pretty good company to be a part of. Really wanted Valentunis. Yeah, I did too. And here’s a fly ball. Suzuki left field. Quan is there to make the catch. And a one, two, three inning for uh Kobe Ellard. Good job, Kobe. You get praise for me today. I like what I saw out of you that inning. But if the Suns owner Oh, they face the White Socks. Oh, okay. The next question is who would be on the mound because it depends. Dodgers two and a half. I could say that. Yeah, I would love Nick Richards, but the only problem is Matt Ishbia probably uh blocked our number on the phone. like there’s no way they would trade him to us. So, I don’t know what exactly we’re going to do. I was thinking about making a video actually uh probably tomorrow or so talking about some potential options to fill the final like two roster spots, especially the 14th roster spot because we already know they’re probably going to roll with 14 players to start. And then when we get around Februaryish in March, after the All-Star, well, after the trade deadline, they’re probably going to sign somebody. I would love Nick Richards, but the Suns ain’t trading him here. It’s just that Matt Ishbia and Dan Gilbert are serious like legit business. They hate each other. In fact, when the NBA was voting on officially making Ishbia the owner of the Suns, Dan Gilbert abstained from voting. He’s like, “I’m not voting. No, I’m abstaining. I’m not going to say yes and I’m not going to say no. I’m just going to abstain from it.” Wow. We robbed that. My god, Jacob Young. Hey yo, damn. The Tigers lose game two of that double header, but of course we stink, so we’re not going to get a game on them. They’re going to be like 13 games up on us on there. All right. So, uh, here’s Caleb Fieldbar, former twin, 203 RA, 31 innings, 24K rate, 9% walk rate, better than average, higher than average in K’s and walks. Here is Anhal Martinez 10 swinging in a miss seven. Here’s the one-1 Martinez grounder foul. Guardians have four hits, three left the yard. and one was David Fry. Well, two of them were David Fry. One home run and then a the last base hit that was surrendered by Imanaga. Here’s the one two to Martinez pitch. Followed it off. It’ll be the seven eight n hitters. So, um essentially I’m expecting a one, two, three inning. Martinez Hedges and Roki Slow or Slokio grounder. Yeah, tough play. And he got he got him by about a half a step or so. Matt Shaw playing the hot corner. But of course, some guys run like sloths. Oh, he’s about a half two and a half steps. Our lineup is like dead even with the shitty royals. Yeah, they have we have JM and Quan. They have Garcia and Whit. And the rest is dog poop. Uh the whole division sucks. Besides Tigers, that makes no sense. We took three out of four from them. And a grounded right out Shaw again. Easy two down. Hedges runs like double D from freaking editi. Matt Shaw could literally go get a pizza and still get him out. team was up three nothing and then and here’s Roki slow or Slokio no one count they’re looking down the barrel of their sixth straight loss And a base hit for Rokio. Oh wow, that’s actually insane. He actually got a base hit. Oh my god. I guess that’s what they say. Even a blind mouse, you know, even a broken clock is right twice a day. A blind squirrel finds a nut every once in a while. Out above average second short in center field. Hubs are plus 56. Wow. Royals plus 48. Cardinals plus 43. Rangers are plus 39. Here’s Steven Quan. First pitch ball. Need a base hit out of Quan here. But knowing how slow Rokio is, he’ll get caught at second or third cuz he’s dumb and stupid and slow. Hi, Ball too. Literally, we could literally have a we could get baseless loaded and it wouldn’t even matter. How feeble this team is two to Quan. And right at the shorts stop out number three. And that’ll retire the side. We go to the eighth. No, bottom seven. A deaf chipmunk finds his burrow. But duh, he’s deaf. He’s not blind. Again, for anyone just tuning in, got ice breakers. These things are awesome. Not sponsored. Chickens. Foreign Um, fruit and cool strawberry fruit and Yeah. Sugar-free mints with cooling crystals. Yeah. just fouled off by PCA. Okay. She’s outside. blooped right in the short throws and they got him. Oh, wow. Oh, wild pitch. Jays take the lead in the bottom eight. Oh, they won. Wow. Jay’s beat the uh Yankees pitch. Oh, just over Martinez. One out base hit for Swanson. Post it off. for the first. I would back out for another inning. I won. Grounder base hit. And here we go with this crap again. And here’s Kelly. Pops it up right field. And there’s the catch by Jones. So, he is back out there after he uh was looking like he was a little limpy after his fly out last time he was up. He’s out there still. So, that’s good. No need to worry about that. And he hits this one to center. Playable for Lane. Makes the catch. Retires the side. So clean inning from KBY again. And we go to the eighth. Down 5-3. Six outs remain. And the way I see it, if the top of the order doesn’t do anything here, because it’ll be Fry Ramirez and Santana, if they don’t do anything here, we are not winning this game. Yeah, this team is just feeble. That’s just the way it is. No other way to put it. I mean, you hit three home runs in the beginning, right? And then all of a sudden, God, I feel like a Yeah, these things are so good, man. I can’t stop just cuz they’re just Yeah, they’re like they’re really cool looking. They got like little ridges on the bottom. it. Look at the ridges on one side and then crystals on the other. Things are damn good. As you guys can tell, I mean, these things are so addicting, too. My god. They help freshen your breath, too. That’s what ice breakers are. They have like a like a gum who a gum company, too. They have chewing gum. Icebreaker chewing gum that st up fortitude the fields. Pinch hitting for Deon Fry here in the top of the eighth. I’d kill him on the mound. 186 CRA 38 23 innings bouncing off. One count for Kyle. 13 home runs, tied for the most with JRAM. Yeah. Sup Duke brothers 13 home runs. Here’s the O2 highball rally cap team. Nah, they’re feeble. They stink. Wouldn’t you? And Bill and Zer, it kicked off the wall and he had to go back to first. Ah, that ball is evil. I probably thought it was going to go into the corner, but instead it just went dink off the uh little piece of the wall there. Yeah, I think right by where the foul pole is almost. Yeah. So, we get off base hit and now here’s JRM three. 325 batting average, 95 OPS since May 10th, 187 played appearances. Rest of team 200, 588. He’s pitch sideball. He’s been like the engine to this team. They go as he goes. 174 average, 5ks against Keller. And you’re only going to get one. Okay. Yeah, we’re not scoring against I’m going to hide these things. These things are addicting. Freaking ice breakers. Not sponsored. I wish I was. That’d be amazing. But I got to hide these. They’re freaking amazing. They’re addicting. Here’s Santana. Remember, he had the first of the back-to-back home runs to get the Guardians on the board with him and Lo with him and Lane Thomas. Then home runs, 38 RBI’s, one for three with a solo shot. Here’s the 10. Oh, this is a Oh, this team stinks. Chipper Jones and Eddie Murray switch hitters with 300 homers, 400 doubles, and 1,300 walks. Pretty good company for Carlos. Granny’s damn near 40. Wound one. Ah, it’s a strike. Here comes three straight outs. I already know it. I’ve seen this before. Three straight outs coming up. The team cannot get a rally going at all. They’re allergic to it. Pitch grounder. And this would be a tough play. Oh, he’s safe. Oh, he’s safe. Yeah. Oh, hustle by Santana. Old man Santana with a freaking infield single. Good play by Danby to stop that ball from getting out of the infield. I think when you look back at it, that ball kicking off the right field wall just before it went to the outfield, that might cost us a run. Cuz if that happens, he probably score because J Rams hit would have got him to third and then uh then would have scored him. technically anyway. I don’t know. Still a great play by Swanson who was throwing it off his backside almost. Oh, he barely beat it out. Wow. So, first Lane Thomas pitch ball. He’s one for two with a homer. A solo homer and a walk. Four homers, 11 RBI’s, 169 batting average. 547 OPS. Come on, Lane. Get a base hit here. No, strike. Nathan of all the earned a win. Awesome. I love getting that notification almost as much as I love getting the home run notification. Here’s the 1-1 to Thomas pitch. Paul, I would love a wild pitch right here. I would almost say double steel, but then again, Santana can’t run. Damn it. Why couldn’t it have been Jay Ramoth freaking first or something? I would say double steel. Especially with a with a ready in the box. Two-1 strike. Lean. Swing the bat. I’m just going to stand here with the bat on my shoulder and watch her swing at the most ridiculous pitch that’s way outside. We found it off. Oh, you wanted me to swing? Not at that one, stupid. There’s a pitch that’s like anywhere near like Well, you can hit it. No, watch. I’ll hit it, but it’ll go right to somebody for a double play. We’ll swing a mess here. Two two. balloon. We had to go outside to get that one. Oh no. Oh my god. Tease me like this. Swear to God, dude. Swear to God. They’re going to tease me, aren’t they? Off pitch. No, he’s going to swing and miss pitch. Chopper be a tough play. He moved the runners though. That’s a positive, I guess. There’s two down. Can we stop beating the damn ball into the ground and get a base hit into the corner or something? God, these guys would be like wanted criminals. They’d be they’d be serial killers in uh the worm world with all these worm killers. We’re, you know, beating the bone into the ground. God die and it’ll be Nolan Jones. I run on second. Swear to God, this is just going to be the most feeble at bat ever. up to the eighth. Of course, this would mean if this inning is over here, you’d have the 789 in the Oh my god. The 789 would be due up in the n in the ninth. Oh god. One for 10 with runners on score with runners on are the Guardians tonight, I believe. So, not very good pitch inside. Bowen. And they do have Drew Pomearan’s the lefty warming up. Haven’t seen him in a minute. Pitch strike. Okay. So guys, put in the comments. Oh no, cuz I can’t cuz three home runs, 22 RBI’s, 218 batting average, 626 OPS. Here’s the one-1 to Nolan. Swinging a miss. Yeah, he’s going to strike out. Oh, he’s going to strike out. Feeble. Oh, he’s so feeble. This single team is feeble. Single team is just ass. Here’s the one two coming to Northern Jones. Hanging run on second. Base hit ties this game. One two ball 22 two base hit ties the game which means he’s probably going to hit a another worm killer or he’s going to strike out or fly out too snagged by the second basement and that’s it. We go to the bottom of the eighth. Of
course. Got a good piece on it. Who’s this right at the second basement? That’s how it always goes for us. Any other team would find the gap, right? If any other team was in that situation, I bet you it’d be 55. I’d be like, “Nice hit down the right field side. Scores. Scores. We are tied to five.” Instead, it’s the Guardian, so it’s a snag right out of the air. Not off the glove into right field. Nope. Nope. Not off the glove. That only happens to us. Only to us. So yeah, unless we see a rally from the bottom of our lineup, which it’s gonna be Martinez, possibly Hedges and Rookio do up in the ninth. Swear to God, vote. If you let any of those bums, the bottom two especially, taking that bat, This team might never win another game. I’m convinced. I am fully convinced this team might never win another game. I’m sure they will at some point. Tim Herren’s now pitching 423 erra, 27 and two third innings, 22% walk K rate, 14% walk rate. That walk rate is first pitches a ball. Excuse me. Oh my goodness. That came from like my gut. [ __ ] strike. Wow. But yes, since May 10th, Jose 325 batting average, the rest of the team is batting at the Mendoza line. 200 pitch Paul. Well, gee, the guy who has like a 14% walk rate is going to walk another batter. VA’s like, “Dude, this dude stinks.” 3-1 swing and he pops it up and it goes out of play. Korea is like, “Dude, he stinks.” I know. Steven vote. This is a good offense. Yeah, it’s just Jose Ramirez. If Jose ever went on I for some reason, we’d be screwed. Pitch grounder snagged by Santana. He will get the out himself. Can’t wait for our bottom of the order to come up and do absolutely nothing. And here’s a fly ball foul. He smoked it, but it went foul. Wait, Max, the sport expert on Twitter said he just got a Door Dash from Cooper Engle. That’s funny. That’s kind of funny. Dude’s working Door Dash on the side. A little extra little extra money. That’s kind of funny though. Here’s the one one and a half. Ball two. Well, ball one. pitch strike two two a pitch and he got underneath This one. Martinez and Jones will come in. Jones makes the catch. The front. Oh, we’re back for now. Two ball. My internet’s having a freaking seizure tonight. I don’t know what the heck’s going on. It was working fine a while ago and now it sucks. So, I don’t know what the heck’s going on. Here was the tutu. And he found it off. Tucker. We are play like [ __ ] right now. It’s an understatement, Mick. And it’s an extreme extreme understatement. Me, too. Did he go? No. Full count. Full count. It’s a full count right now. I don’t know why they had this game on national TV to be honest with you. off pitch and I almost hit him. Walks him. Surprise, surprise. A dude with a 14% walk percentage walks another batter. This dude just sucks. That’s why. He stinks. Soul team stinks. The phone office is doing nothing to fix it. [ __ ] high again and it bounces off the bricks. Get this bomb heron off the freaking mound, dude. Dude can barely even pitch. He sucks. And now they’re going to intentionally walk Suzuki. I think it’s a Suzuki, but they’re going to intentionally walk him to face uh PCA. Oh my god. Hey, Stephen, are you are do you have CTE, bro? PCA has been one of the best hitters in the freaking league lately, dude. think he has CTE or something. Then he hits him. Oh my god, you are you stupid? Are you dumb? Can you pitch? The ball goes into the catcher’s glove. Timmy. God, Timmy, you can’t even freaking pitch. I’d ba this loser right now if I could. Wouldn’t even let him get on the bus. I’d have him clean up the freaking locker room and then DFA his ass afterwards or send him down or something till they can get right. 10 coming to PCA ball. Pretty clear. Steven vote doesn’t believe we can come back because he does this garbage. Ball two. He wants to load the bases. Highest chase rate, swing rate, and highest end zone. Second on the first pitch. Swings this season. Three 0 pitch coming to PCA. And there’s a strike. Oh my god, dude. This team sucks. Oh my god. 3-1. All four. Yeah, he gave up on this game. He’s waving the white flag. This is Steven vote right now. All right. This is Stephen. I surrender. I surrender. And I was going to go get him. He went until he freaking loed the bases. And now here comes Hunter Gatis. Okay, I’m done. I’m done. I’m done. I’m done. I’m out. I’m I’m done. I’m done. There’s Oh my god. Oh, he loaded the bases and then brings in Steven Hunter Gatis. He’s trying to get blown out again. Does CTE, did he get bumped on the head too many times as a catcher? Like, my god. Uhuh. Bro, bases loaded. And I mean, you shouldn’t have brought in her to begin with. He stinks. And then you bring in Hunter Gadass, Duck Dynasty. Excuse me. Oh my god. This This team is just so bad. Almost unwatchable. I think my internet was trying to tell me something earlier. Hey man, don’t watch this team. They stink. Burning kids. The heck is this? A farmer’s weightlifting race. Gison with the bases loaded. Oh, brother. 394 RA, 32 innings, 27% K rate, 10% walk rate. He’s like, well, we’re going to lose, so I might as well just bring in a guy who can maybe at least walk into one here and get us out of it. But yeah, hopefully the Guardians can tread water into the middle of July. Ah, tread water. Boy, they freaking sank to the bottom of the sea. Bottom of the sea. Danby Swanson has the chance to blow this one wide open. 01. Hopped in on him. Quan is there and makes the catch, retires the side. But you know what? It doesn’t even matter because we got the bottom of the garbage ass order line coming up. Unless we see pinch hitters. Not expecting much here. Top of the ninth coming up. Last chance. As of right now, it’ll be Martinez, Hedges, and Rokio. I’m gonna assume against Daniel Plencia, but we’ll see. Uh, even watch the Guardians get like three straight on and then do nothing with it because that’s what they do. I swear to you, these guys could have a lead off triple, right? Or even a lead off double and then still go one, two, three out. It takes talent to be this bad. It takes I mean, you got to try to be this bad. They’re about to lose their sixth straight game. They haven’t won since they came back from the West Coast, right? Yeah. Wow. right on since they came back from the West Coast. Or did they win the one game? No, I did. No, they they lost the one game. I did the Jay’s game. They lost that game. That’s right. The hell is this? The Rockets and Suns are in trade talks to expand the KD trade to a seven team deal. What the hell, brother? Helen in it though. I already know that. Hey yo, it’s probably a call. Most of the teams that have made trades already, they probably are just connecting their freaking deals into one. All the signing trades going on in the same spot. If I see the Cavs are in there for with Dean Wade going somewhere, seven team deal. Wow, that’s crazy. First pitch is a ball. So yeah, it’s uh Danny Palencia. Okay. Just wanted to make sure. 180 RA 30 innings, 30% K rate, 9% walk rate. Pitch to Martinez 10 20. That’s from Fred Catz. Seven teams. Who the hell would be involved? Grounder. How’s the third baseman? It made up Shaw and Martinez will go in to a long single. He thought about going for two, but he instead will just get the one. DeAndre Eaton. Oh, it’s just other moves. Okay. Knicks, MC Brown, Grizzlies. Okay, 17 trade. That’s insane. The Hawks would be sending Capella to the Rockets. Sign and trade. Durant would go to Houston port return for him. Dylan Brooks Green would go to Phoenix. Five players who were in the NBA last season are being discussed. Okay. Durant, Brooks, Green, Capella, and Dacoin Podin. The rest of the players being discussed are all from already agreed upon draft night trades that are yet to be finalized and can’t be until July 6th. For now, the largest trade in NBA history is the six-teamer that sent Clay to the Mavs last summer. Before that, it was the five-teamer in 2021 when Russa Westbrook went to the Wizards. Wow. And here’s Daniel Schnean off Bone Naylor. Wow. Daniel Schnemanet one two count batting 223 pinch hitting for hedges. The pitch. Oh, we almost went after that. Did not go. Come on, Daniel. Get a base hit here. A seven team deal. Hey yo, and he fouls it off. Never forget had the uh go-ahead homer against the Blue Jays. I think they were like down to their last out, too. I would love something like that here. But he’ll probably just sit a double play because stable pitch it up. It stays in play. Makes the catch. One down. Feeble. Fable. The Kings are attempting to use place pieces like Devin Carter and Dario Sarich and even draft comp to Golden State as part of a Kuminga deal. The hell? Even Roach is like, “What the hell is that offer?” Not even Monnique Monk. Bro, what is Bone Naylor in? Okay, so Bone Naylor. Oh, I see. Bo is going to be in for Hedges. Schne in for Rochio, but instead of just pinch hitting each other, they put Bow in for for uh Rokio. Weird. One to B swinging a miss. Yeah, like he’s going to do it. Incoming double play. Rockets, Suns, Lakers, Hawks, Nets, Warriors, and Timberwolves. Oh my god. 1-1. So yeah, the Cavs aren’t involved like I actually thought they would be. Hey yo, Rockets, Suns, Lakers, Hawks, Nets, Warriors, and Hewolves. That’s crazy. outside this fall. You got to tag Roacha in that. My god, Kuminga’s probably going to be in that deal. I knew we weren’t going to get in on it. Suns hate us, too. Pass it off. Here comes an Here comes either a strike out or a fly out or even funnier a double play. This dude hits a freaking dismissal to freaking Wrigleyville. I’m going to laugh so hard. There’s Steven vote. Top of the order on deck. Two two the pitch. Oh, he held up. Good job by Bo to hold up there. Now it’s a full count with Steven Quan waiting on deck. He would be the one that would hit a double play too because he’s been so good too. Off pitch off 17 trade, bro. That’s a lot of moving pieces. Here’s the payoff again. The boat ball four. And there you go. Two on with one out. Top of the order coming up. Here comes Steven Quan. Bone Naylor with a big time walk. And now the tying runs at first. And here comes the pitching coach, I want to say, to go talk to him because you’re facing the top of the order now. And of course, it would Yep. Manardo is in the on deck circle. So, it would be Quan, Manzardo, and JRAM possibly. Swear to God if JRM comes up with a tying run at third somehow. four wins when trailing by three plus ones this season. They had four all of last year and they trailed three tonight. Three 0 tonight, giving up three home run or two. Yeah, three home runs. And then of course our pitcher, you know, Tannabby lowkey crapped down his leg, but he was kind of helped out by Brian Rokio who crapped down his leg and vomited everywhere, too. Not really, but Oh, he did. Yeah, here comes a dumbass double play to Quan. Strike right down the middle. Oh my god. Six home runs, 25 RBI’s, 0 for four, 768 OPS, 292 batting average. This is going to be the dumbest half bat ever. 01. Oh, he almost got hit. And the runners will go to second and third. So no double play. Now the runners are in scoring position. This hit ties the game. They were lucky they didn’t hit corner. This hit ties the game right here. It went off of uh Kelly’s glove and the runners go to second and third. Here is the 1-1. fly ball and he catches it. Martinez tags to make it a 5-4 game, but there’s two out. Runner stays at second though. Five to four. Comments auto up. Okay, you got a run in. Okay, that’s fine. Not even watching anymore. So depressing. I know. They finally scored another run. Buying run on second for Kyle Manzoto. This is about to be the stupidest at bat ever again. Oh yeah. JRM on deck. Pitch from Palencia. The pitch. You see Jram working on deck. You have an eye out for a wild pitch here. Space hit ties the game. Here’s the one to Kyle. Fouls it off. He’s either going to fly out or hit like a a dribbler that goes nowhere. He’s one for one with a single, though. Base hit ties the game. This man’s looking kind of nervous. Uh, just one pitch. False enough. Oh, he’s going to strike out. Yeah, he’s going to strike out. Yep. Incoming strikeout. I can already see it. I don’t have game day app open or anything. I just know he’s going to strike out because that’s how this game would end with JRM on deck. Went to pitch outside 22. That fan thought they wanted. That fan was so ready to celebrate. Need a base hit here, Kyle. Come on, Kyle. Give me a base hit, Kyle. Two, two. The pitch on and off. Wants to go out. Of course, he want to go out now, not later. Come on. Okay. All right. Here’s the two two again the Kyle tying run on second base hit ties the game and they’re going to take time here. Step off. Regroup. First two two to Kyle. The pitch all three. Full count now for Kyle. 0 for four is JRM on deck. See if Kyle can get a base hit here. Pitch and Kyle high fly ball. Not deep enough. And there’s the catch. And that’ll do it. Cubs win five to four. And the Guardians have lost six in a row. I hit a ball a mile when it’s all you need was a pace hit. Leaving the tying run on second. Classic Guardians, you know, you’re doing it with your best hitter on deck. Heaven hear that godforsaken song. Okay, so with that being said, let’s go through the final uh stats here and see if the Guardians can win tomorrow. This team is just so ass, dude. They really are. They’re so good at teasing. Oh, here comes the fake comeback. Nope. Kyle on a Let’s see. Was that ball four that he swung at? Why don’t you be ball four that he swung at like that would just be classic. He would he would 100% swing at ball four. Um, no. That would have been strike three if he sat there and watched it. But it was in on him. If he didn’t try to crush it, I bet you that would have been a base hit. This game probably would have been tied. So yeah, the Guardians lose another game that they were leading because of their lovely uh shorts stop forgetting how to play the field. Gives up a couple runs because I’m going to ring around with the ball in my hand. And then there’s that base hit because Nolan Jones took a weird ass route to it. That was the winning run right there. I thought he crushed it, but then it’s like h you could tell when he crushes a pitch, too. So, dead center. I mean, damn, you really got to crush it, but nah. So, the win goes to Shorta Emmanaga. four or 278 erra. He’s 5-2. Tanner Bib is now 4-9 with a 420 ERA. And Daniel Plansio has got his 10th save of the year with a 174 RA. And then uh Tanner, of course, four innings, six hits, five runs, four walks, five Ks, 420 ERA. Managa, five and a third innings, four hits, three runs, four Ks, three home runs allowed. Guardians actually scored multiple runs in multiple innings, but you know, I mean, you got to play the field. And our guys are just Guardians have now lost six in a row. And let’s take a look at tomorrow’s game. I don’t know. I don’t know when they’re going to win another game cuz they uh they after tomorrow 8:05 p.m. first pitch again they head home to face Detroit. Lovely. These guys might literally not win another game for a while. And they’re not going to do anything to fix it either. That’s just the way they are. They’re not going to do anything to fix it. It’s pretty sad. I practically had no faith. That’s what this team is. They’re feeble. Naturally feeble. Now, let’s take a look at the uh schedule coming up before the All-Star break. Tomorrow it’ll be Luis Ortiz 4-9 436 RA 96Ks against Kade Horton righty 3 and2 480 ERA 33 strikeouts. They have never faced K before. Okay, we need Luis to show up and actually be a good pitcher tomorrow. That’s asking a lot. Obviously, that’s asking a crap ton. So, for anyone wondering when was the last time the Guardians won a game, well, let’s take a look. Uh, it was the five to four win over the Blue Jays. The one win they had in that series, it was a walk-off. That was the last win they’ve had. In fact, they have three, they have one win since they came back from the West Coast trip. on a trip that they actually did pretty good in except for that series against the Mariners. But this team is just a sinking ship and it’s like the the captain just doesn’t care. So yeah, guys, with that being said, I will see you all probably on the 4th. I’ll probably go live for one of the games against the Tigers, probably on the fourth against Casey Mai. I’m not going to subject myself to watching against Scooble. So, I’ll be live for the game on the 4th and then I’ll be live maybe another game later on, too. So, with that being said, in fact, let me actually look real quick. Um, We let me see this real quick, guys. Simo casts. Let’s see. 10 Guardians games for free this year. Okay, the next one will be July 4th. So yeah, that’ll be the next game I’ll be doing, guys. That game will be actually on, I believe, TV out here, I think. You know what? Let me look. Let me look just to be sure. I’m hoping it will be. I don’t see why it wouldn’t be. June 24th against the Jays. That wasn’t the game I just did, right? I hope that’s not going to be on the Yeah, I think that was I hope that’s not going to be that’s a that’s a Tuesday game. I hope that’s not going to be the stupid standard definition game. I got to see what station that’ll be on. Let me check real quick, guys. This might honestly determine if I stream that game on. See, we’re talking Friday. All right, let’s see here. Okay, it’ll be on WQCW. All right, so it’ll be on the ABC channel here. Okay, that’s good. That’s the HD. It’s HD. Oh, thank God. Oh, thank God. Won’t feel like I’m watching in a tiny little box. Oh, wow. We might even see Chase the Water debut that game, too. That’d be fun. And guys, I will see you all on July 4th for that game against the Tigers. So, with that being said, I’ll probably go live tomorrow night maybe or even Friday afternoon for my series recap for the for this series against the Cubs. Maybe we salvage a game, snap out of our schnide, and get ready for division rival. And it’s funny because this team against division rivals this year has been a completely different team compared to when they face anybody else. It’s so weird. They took three or four from Detroit. They swept the crap out of the freaking White Socks. They beat the crap out of the Twins. I think they’re like what, four and two or something against them. Something like that. They split the two out of three because of course uh there was a rain out in Minnesota. They split the double header that one day. And then trying to think cuz there was a game that they were making up in the in Minnesota where it rained constantly. They they would have made it up the day after, but then that game was just straight up squashed. It was washed out because of the rain again. And then uh they came back and the Guardians won. Man, they split those two games. Then it was the game where Bone Naylor hit a homer, tied the game up, and then we got walked off. Workers. So, uh yeah, we actually do have a somewhat interesting end of the uh first half. The White Socks, I believe we have them to end the first half of the season before the All-Star break. But I I don’t know, man. I need to see Chase Delotter up here soon or else it could get ugly in this fan base. Like this fan base is ready to damn near uh evict freaking Chris and Twinetti and them. Like if we were the Packers of the MLB, if the team was owned by the fans, Antonetti would have been unemployed by now, right? So yeah, with that being said, guys, I will see you all Friday for the game against the Tigers. Of course, tomorrow night or so, um either tomorrow night, Friday afternoon, I’ll go live for the series recap depending on how the game goes. So, and how I’m feeling. But yeah, um I’ll see you all later. Go Guardians. I’m crazy dog. Bye-bye. No stinky team stinks. This is the You think under Tito? I don’t think we’ve had a losing streak this long before. Six games, bro. Once upon a time, this team was seven games over 500. Now look where we are. Ridiculous. Since Ben Lively got hurt, his team has been he’s he cursed us. His injury cursed us. Okay, guys. See you later. Bye-bye.
